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You can always look better, be thinner | 25 | 6โ€™4 215lbs | Public Ivy Graduate | Chicken Parm Sandwich Enthusiast | Zyn Connoisseur | Scratch Golfer |

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@JimJubilee if Anne Hathaway spoke to me like this I would start barking uncontrollably
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@coolandfunray yeah go ahead and log off for me ray (i 100% agree)
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@steelers Minkah seeing his rating ๐Ÿ‘€
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@fin_twit_nitwit @JimJubilee I mean that would be after barking uncontrollably for 5 minutes or so
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@NGO_Burner Throw in a cravings box from taco bell and that place will look like disney on ice in about 12 hours
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@4WhomJBellTolls Changing my league settings this year. Too many people just veto because they donโ€™t want to see other people potentially get better while they do nothing
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@megsxzum megs whereโ€™s the funny wordplay
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@ShadySoares I just want OG galactic conquest back man ๐Ÿ˜”
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@MikedUpSports1 Should play the rest of the season and next season
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@BarryOnHere Markelle Fultz this off-season
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@BoyYeetsWorld shit hits like crack
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@BarryOnHere Barry, as a lifelong steelers fan I will no longer tolerate the Big Ben slander. He is a true and committed leader who will do what has to be done to achieve what he wants. A stubborn leader who never took no for an answer. Respect him and his legacy or else
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@JohnDadof7 Theyโ€™d be familiar with a 90 degree angle and a wall
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@bigdogrhino till the room smell like ziti & cannolis
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@JohnathonCusack @Blitz_Burgh Oh iโ€™m sorry, I totally missed the cherry picked stats that browns fans post to try and justify garrett as DPOY ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@MurphyJLloyd if you ever had them in your bio youโ€™re a loser ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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@jendelakost @ESPNFC Because indonesia isnโ€™t located in Europe??
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@JohnDadof7 Not enough time dedicated to the five knuckle shuffle JW3
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@MurphyJLloyd Take her to the course and hang 5 birdies on her. Let her know from the start who sheโ€™s dealing with. Best of luck, Lloyd
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@PFF Ebron seeing TE1
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Need some new music for my playlist what are some songs on everyoneโ€™s current rotation?
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These new influencers catching child predators are fucking sweet. I just saw one of them closelining the dude with a shopping cart ๐Ÿ’€
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@BarryOnHere Homophobia has no place in the worldโ€ฆ I couldnโ€™t imagine him doing anything WORSE than this ever..
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@Steelersdepot Ya the matt canada experiment failed letโ€™s get a young OC with fresh ideas dude couldnโ€™t do well and keep a job in college
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@theeRicoTaquito this video needs to be eradicated from the internet
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@nflrums TJ Watt Sunday 1pm looking for his teammates
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@NGO_Burner is this from experience
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@JohnathonCusack @Blitz_Burgh Whatever helps you sleep at night chief
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@urcervix_ bros cooking
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Yeah iโ€™m thinking thatโ€™ll play ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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@sadsamich now why in the fuck did they make it look like that
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Me in the back of the Uber Black Nika Muhl called for me to her hotel
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Man when the WNBA players start getting $100mโ€™s and tricking off and flyin niggas out on the road>>>
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@cummandcoke @haleyvemealone It just sucks when u have to make an account and/or like pay solely online. I donโ€™t want to do all that like let me order and pay with my card in person. I donโ€™t mind it other than that tho
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I have no data, statistics, or graphs to back this up. But, in my own experience and judgement I have found that Latinas may be the single most horny group on the planet.
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@DayZ can you fix the permanent blood spots that stay bugged after u bandage pls
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@Blitz_Burgh I agree. Mason showed a lot of growth since he last started. Not saying heโ€™s the definitive answer moving forward, but he deserves his shot. On PIT or elsewhere
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With everything that happened in the BV yesterday, I want to make a post to highlight the good in the BV. Iโ€™d love if everyone commented a page/ some pages you really enjoy, shout em out ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Iโ€™ll start with @jefferyremmers_ @DJDumpsack_ @pintmonster69 @JohnDadof7
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Firing off tweet after tweet without a banger
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@steelers @Nunless2 @FedEx @NFL Jaylen Warren has received a $48,524 fine for receiving Fedex ground player of the week
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Anybody remember these? These things were such pieces of shit but got the job done
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@TheBenSauce_ Only guy out there playing for the logo
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@NamesDumb @crystalandqueue @JakeSucky @stephentotilo Itโ€™s not about teacher student sexual relationships. Itโ€™s about the indoctrination and political agenda pushing on kids that people are arguing about. Any teacher/student sexual relationship is bad and I condemn
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@BarryOnHere Barry, when will you finally release these jerseys?
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@alexarumberg I thought he wanted to compete lol
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@PFTCommenter ENGLANDS MICKEY MOUSE ROAD TO THE FINALS ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก -Played farmers in their groupโœ… -Robbed Germany by booing their anthemโœ… -Played Chernobyl farmers in quartersโœ… -Played all their games at home (doesn't count)โœ… -Sterling dive in ETโœ… England are a mickey mouse team in my book
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@BrillDumbShow @BeardownCuz Cutsy with an all time performance here. Really shows his true potential when he locks in
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@wobblymami Go ahead and put me in a jar and shake it really hard
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@Womplord42069 Dude sick fucking jesus shiesty man. You look so dope dripking โœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ
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@lanche ENGLANDS MICKEY MOUSE ROAD TO THE FINALS ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก -Played farmers in their groupโœ… -Robbed Germany by booing their anthemโœ… -Played Chernobyl farmers in quartersโœ… -Played all their games at home (doesn't count)โœ… -Sterling dive in ETโœ… England are a mickey mouse team in my book
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โ€œItโ€™s called The Burnerverse T. Itโ€™s all these people acting like random personas posting whatever and being horny. The place is fuckinโ€™ crazy Iโ€™m telling you T, we can make some serious money on there.โ€
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@the_P_God Consulting industry is lowkey cooked in general moving forward
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Rumor has it the reply guys are unionizing
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@steelers @PNCBank Announce Matt Canada has been Waived/Injured
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@UltraWeedHater My wifeโ€™s boyfriend coaches our sons team. Apparently he makes her โ€œfeel somethingโ€ I havenโ€™t in years.
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@Ihartitz Still going to start Kyle Pitts each and every week as a form of cruel and unusual punishment to myself
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@deadheaddabz @JakeSucky Nade worked for what he has today. Froste didnโ€™t work when he was given a golden opportunity. Sure 100T couldโ€™ve given them more guidance on financial literacy and what to do, but if you donโ€™t work you canโ€™t expect to be fed on a silver spoon ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@user572829 Bros colorblind let him live ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
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Getting that first whiff of her snail trail smell after she unclips her bodysuit in my room
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Seen these goin around. Happy sunday friends hereโ€™s some stuff I fuck with ๐Ÿ’ฏโœŠ๐Ÿป
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watching your boy approach the 10 at the bar knowing he has heinous game with women
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At the local muni today, never forget your roots ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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@E97Big Keep her in there until Canada is gone too while youโ€™re at it
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@RushPLS @MattCouture5 Lamar over big ben is diabolical
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TPain on this beautiful Friday. Yall mind if I cook?
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call me ben simmons cause I donโ€™t FUCKIN PLAY
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Yeah thatโ€™ll play.
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On a large aquatic rig with some associates. Will be drinking heavily in international waters for the next week. Updates to come.
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@matthewluciow92 Buzz cut Russ heโ€™s locked in
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@steelers @ERiley011 Can we engage in removing Matt Canada
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@PFF @Ravens โ€œJK Dobbins Year 2 breakoutโ€
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@NGO_Burner Thatโ€™s tough. Debt you can formulate a plan and work towards it. 50+ bodies you canโ€™t really do much. Id take the debt over the bodies
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@megsxzum this one of those ones where for the sake of ur girl itโ€™s strictly done AFTER a shower
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Post โ€œYou like that shit white boy?โ€ one more time
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@Froste Italy fans rn
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if you look like this you have every right to ruin my entire life
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Anne Hathaway in Havoc, 2005
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@fragrancewhore wait that was you I showed? lmaooo
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heat wave rn has me so sweaty, i need a bitch to squirt on me to cool me down ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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@SteelersNetwork And people doubted Benโ€™s leadership abilities towards the end of his careerโ€ฆ
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I think some accounts on here would benefit greatly from the concept of โ€œLess is moreโ€
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@SteelersWin109 I love Kenny but we say this every week ๐Ÿ˜”
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Sending my 200th follower an 8 ball in the mail (UPS overnight)
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Playing 18 holes later, might get some golfing in too!
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Itโ€™s Fw me Friday, who Fw me?
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@bigdumb_baby Iโ€™ll slide into your LinkedIn DMs only using the automated messages
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@bigdumb_baby He wouldnโ€™t have to ask me twice
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some people take this twitter shit too serious get a life ๐Ÿคฃ
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your โ€œpackageโ€ โ€œcameโ€ in theโ€ฆ. โ€œmale?โ€โ€ฆ. ๐Ÿค”
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@megsxzum last thing a margarita sees before itโ€™s gone
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