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@cummandcoke

2 months

Kid I’m babysitting said he hates Star Wars and has never heard of Indiana Jones so I shot him.

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3 months

@haleyvemealone Am I the only one that’s a fan of a good QR menu/order online and they bring it to u situation?

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3 months

Night 2 of the brutal attack on my liver. Not rlly fucking w my fit tonight tho :/ reply guys hype me up i need it rn

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12 days

@MichaelJW69420 Ur lying

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2 months

@jewbyboobie There’s no way ur comparing the president of the United States to a game show host.

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2 months

Me? Become a slave to the matrix and get a real job? Ha sorry. I’d rather stay in my bubble bath 💅🏼 🛁

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3 months

@patrickb8mon @haleyvemealone But when it takes Apple Pay so I can use my dads credit card 🤤

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2 months

If I ever get fat I’m fucking killing myself

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3 months

Lil blunt by the lake action to keep away the scaries.

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2 months

This is the future.

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2 months

I wish I knew what it felt like to jerk off

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2 months

Smoke sesh w a view always cures my depression

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2 months

@Greg_Stanly1 So hes probably a virg.

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@cummandcoke

3 months

Commenting “would” on girls tweets gives me the same vibe as liking a girls insta story

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2 months

Za with a side of ZA 🇺🇸

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2 months

Imagine glazing this hard.

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2 months

This picture is so hard. @realDonaldTrump I love you and your patriotism

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3 months

Guys. I kinda wanna just go home and smoke…. Shoot me!

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2 months

It literally looks like Biden is going to just drop dead at any second.

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3 months

“Movies we think you’ll like”

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@cummandcoke

18 days

Normalize brutally beating to death losers that walk so fucking slow in front of people and block the entire side walk. I HATE YOU

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@cummandcoke

2 months

Just got an alert that my aunt joined Telegram. 🤦

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@cummandcoke

2 months

Thinking of you rn @cigarettequeeen

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@cummandcoke

1 month

I miss the high of your mom pulling you out of school for an appointment and then getting to miss school for the rest of the day. Simpler times.

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@cummandcoke

12 days

Some wholesome words of encouragement from my mom since I graduate college in a semester 😢 Seize the day losers, it’ll never be as socially acceptable for you to black out during the week as it is right now❣️

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2 months

Good to be back ❤️

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@cummandcoke

2 months

When I was in high school my guy friend slashed my other guy friends tire because he didn’t want him to drive drunk…😭 like just take his keys??

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2 months

If I had a dick, id fuck these corn potatoes.

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@cummandcoke

3 months

Only the best for the best 😘😪🥳🩷🔥🥰😎👑 #feelingslutty @realgingerspixe

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@cummandcoke

2 months

Mom’s excited for white boy summer if u can’t tell.

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@cummandcoke

2 months

Waking up to texts like these 💘

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@cummandcoke

1 month

So u think I’m skinny!!

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@cummandcoke

2 months

I’m fucking greening out on this plane. Took too many edibles tbh but whatever. There’s so much fucking turbulence they had to pause giving out our food. I’m about to rip open the bottom of the plane with my teeth to get my sticks and teleport.

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3 months

Totally worth the $50! 🤡 (not but oh well, it holds my dab pen)

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2 months

@patrickb8mon Yes, and hitting my bitch wife.

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2 months

T-t-t-today junior. SPIT IT OUT. Bro is struggling. 🤦 @POTUS #Trump2024MAGA

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@cummandcoke

2 months

Only ask the important shit guys.

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2 months

My Uber just told me I have “beautiful legs”…. I’ll take it.

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@cummandcoke

3 months

Aww just found these sweet texts between my parents from when I was a freshman in high school, and I couldn’t help but share. #FamilyForever

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22 days

🔫🔫 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

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2 months

Talk yo shit mom. She gets it.

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@cummandcoke

2 months

If you are a junior or a senior in college and you are STILL spam posting shit about ur sorority. Grow up. Why do u still care about rush? Rush is the fucking worst thing I’ve ever gone through. Weeks of pointless shit, it’s hell. Being in a sorority honestly sucks after freshman

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@cummandcoke

3 months

@StatelyOaks0 He’s wearing hey dudes that’s a red flag for me

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@cummandcoke

3 months

Behind the scenes. Me and @realgingerspixe last night getting freaky in the taco truck. SKINNY BITCHES GET FREE TACOS

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2 months

Sunset, salad, smoothie, surfers >>>

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2 months

Don’t mind if I do. Love a good balcony vibe.

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@cummandcoke

2 months

Can’t send bro anything wholesome 🤦

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@cummandcoke

3 months

I hate watching a man chase after a ping pong ball 😭 and when he keeps dropping and chasing it, it just gets worse.

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@cummandcoke

2 months

Choosing to believe the Sketch OF shit is not true. 👨‍🦯‍➡️He’s a good man 😭

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@cummandcoke

3 months

The night is looking up.

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@cummandcoke

3 months

Holy fuck I rlly don’t want to drink right now but I’m going to.

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@cummandcoke

12 days

Food has not been hitting the same recently. Nothing sounds good

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@cummandcoke

2 months

Nothing like watching hockey at the local ice skating rink #sabbath

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@cummandcoke

2 months

Today is looking upppp 🥰⛳️ 🍃 🍺

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@cummandcoke

2 months

Bars.

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@cummandcoke

3 months

It shouldn’t be this easy 😭 this is college.

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@cummandcoke

3 months

Holy fuck I rlly don’t want to drink right now but I’m going to.

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@cummandcoke

2 months

710s edibles, Please get me through this flight where the AC seems to be fucking broken and I’ve already been delayed 2 hours. Amen.

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@cummandcoke

28 days

Can we bring back flash tattoos

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14 days

ZOO WEE MAMA

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@cummandcoke

2 months

Putting u on 🤤 (Minus the black olives. I was high. Tried to do something and failed)

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@cummandcoke

4 months

Bought this homeless man a coke outside of 7/11 and felt good about myself until I realized I’m basically in the same financial situation as him

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@cummandcoke

2 months

You got me fucked up if you think I’m about to pay you $400 to write my fucking paper.

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@cummandcoke

3 months

I just want to be sitting in a foldable chair on a sandbar drinking a high noon (preferably pineapple) in the middle of the ocean.

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@cummandcoke

3 months

Cleaning out my notes app and came across this gem from 2022 😭 “Possible dinner”

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@cummandcoke

3 months

Really want to rear end the fuck out of this bitch

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@cummandcoke

3 months

U already know I got a reserved spot at the local @HEB

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@cummandcoke

2 months

@sketchy_cactus Fake ur death.

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@cummandcoke

3 months

Got my hair done and that shit looks bomb as fuck. Where the hoes at 😛😛😛😛

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@cummandcoke

3 months

Got myself some new pink shoes hoes. Feelin myself💗🔥😏 #fitcheck

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@cummandcoke

3 months

Just had a job interview. It went really well until the guy asked me to send him pictures of my previous work. How do you send someone pictures of “previous work” if you’ve never worked a day in ur life 😭 might have to send in a titty pic and hope for the best.

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3 months

Today kinda sucked

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@cummandcoke

3 months

Guys yall scared Chris off he unfollowed me 😭 #ripchris

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@cummandcoke

2 months

When’s the last time u saw a rainbow 🌈 #wholesome

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2 months

Almost forgot stizzy

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@cummandcoke

3 months

I hate seeing a mf I used to hu with happy

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@cummandcoke

3 months

Me and @realgingerspixe at none other than the crowd favorite @Cheesecake factory!!

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3 months

I don’t even fw country music like that 🤡 still in tha suite tho 😈 #boyfriendsrichcheck #georgestraight #parkermccollum

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3 months

Margarita with an orange. Ok ok I can dig it.

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@cummandcoke

2 months

The sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to DJ

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@cummandcoke

3 months

Got to engrave a free pen at the Dispo today! I introduce everyone to the “Stim Shtick”

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@cummandcoke

2 months

I love asking people to smoke, and then smoking their weed 💖

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2 months

Oh my God, he just leaned and I thought he was going down.

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@cummandcoke

9 months

“Ugh I miss the body I had in high school!!” (I was severely anorexic and depressed)

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@cummandcoke

4 months

This fat bitch rlly posted a picture on Insta wearing a skin tight shirt that says “move out of my way I’m hot” like replace hot with fat, hoe… I can see ur fupa through ur high waisted jeans.

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@cummandcoke

2 months

@feathersworth4 My bf went twice 💀

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@cummandcoke

3 months

@buttfuckboris why’d you like this?

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓭. posting 👅

@FreakyPosting

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2 months

@buttfuckboris Got myself a pitcher bc #MERICA

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@cummandcoke

3 months

Why tf would I pay for therapy when I have a burner

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@cummandcoke

12 days

Whichever one of you dumb whores left their Powerade trash in my room. Didn’t your mother teach u to pick up after urself??? Anyways, THANKS ALOT, because it got spilled and permanently ruined my expensive bed frame!! And now I’m having to try and clean blue out of everything at

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@cummandcoke

1 month

Can you guys please stop bringing ur ugly boyfriends shopping with you. They just stand in the way of everything and look lost. They don’t wanna be here either, let him golf or something.

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@cummandcoke

2 months

@TaintRodriguez Dark knight rises >>

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