Vishal Patel 🇺🇸 @noitsvishal Twitter profile

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@tyler02020202 @dklmarxist A few is less than many

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@AutumnOfAstri3 @theLordeEnjoyer It’s just twitter man, they don’t have or need a good reason to hate him

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@MNateShyamalan Guys I’m starting to think @elonmusk isn’t a genius

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@MikeHuntCIA @AltHistCody Well if you laid off the meth for a half second you'd realize this is a clip from 2016

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@USA_Polling That was a pretty good line

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@_Ash_Clark Conan's one of the best interviewers to ever do it, check his podcast if you doubt that, and Conan had nothing but good things to say about hot ones guy's interview style. That's more than good enough for me

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@USA_Polling Hoooo boy Trump is getting trounced

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@calebsaysthings I’ve been to his studio in ATL, i have no doubt security at his place is pretty tight. Unironically a good choice imo

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@KenDo11XXX @aidanthereup @ohitsroodie That’s all it is. Ryan was going for a smolder, Simu went for something more smiley, they eventually settled on smolder. This website REALLY wants to hate Simu Liu

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@USA_Polling lol how much more loaded can a polling question get?

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@TheClassicalCon @PpollingNumbers And after ppl started looking up project 2025, which is much worse than a debate performance

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@TheJoeAlderman @kelly_cadigan Thanks for proving her point

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@SamTheParasite I don’t think this is a bit

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@DDNumeroUno My guy does not look happy to get accosted at Trader Joe’s 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@DaSkrubKing @perdricof @endwokeness is gonna think this is real and screenshot it

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@mattxiv I can never predict where she’s going, a true original, a true creative

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@michaelharriot I still haven’t watched it because i know the cringe would kill me

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@zeta_globin @feral_floral Both of yall need to get out of your social bubbles, whatever those are. There’s plenty of happy people out there who do or do not go to therapy

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@prageru You are responsible for your house being on fire, not the government -17th century Prager U

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@ravi_vazirani @PhysicalMedia_ Minus one satisfied my desire for stakes, I’m happy to watch a good ol’ American monster slap fest.

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@RSZ_Nomad @michaelharriot That shit annoys me so much. WE HAD A LITERAL CIVIL WAR!

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@guymrdth In my unbiased opinion, the genre needs more indian dudes

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@womenpostingws Why'd she add the sugar tho

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@TomAandTom1 That DC is in great hands? Hell yeah

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@SiddhantAdlakha I'm gonna see if he's a milkshake duck before I Stan him

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@OgilvyTim @MNateShyamalan @elonmusk Geniuses. That’s the word you were looking for, and WAAAY overshot, twice. And he’s been wrong at EVERY point in time on this Twitter purchase, not to mention Hyperloop, autonomous driving, that goofy ass robot, etc.

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@chrislongview There’s not a doubt in my mind that this is most zoomers, they just don’t get a lot of press

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@Gh0stInTheWire @MorrowindGOTY You misspelled “based”

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@CBHeresy @kelly_cadigan Not true, she seems sincere, and the left is treating her well

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@biggestjoel @KEEMSTAR How's @KEEMSTAR got almost 3M followers and he's getting ratio'd by a dude w less than 200K followers?

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@bdmarotta @davo_arid Handsome womanizers can also be creeps, those aren't mutually exclusive

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@MaDhATter1585 @BraddrofliT Prices were artificially inflated by grocery chains during the supply chain crisis and they never came down

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@GianmarcoSoresi She was recently a producer on two box office successes and I’m sure the marvel movie paid well too. As a series regular on a tv show it was a different story

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@Gh0stInTheWire @MorrowindGOTY Least racist incel

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@CarolinaToxica @Diamond31284517 @filmsbygays Still the best Black Mirror episode

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@carolinerenard_ this is the kind of class division billionaires love to see

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@onenonlymarqito @legotrillermoth You ppl really don’t know what a normal fun convo looks like huh

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@ThePoliticalHQ @PpollingNumbers Conservative boomers answer the polls more

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@Cindyloonews @conzmoleman @millerknoll Lol they shut down comments, can't imagine why

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@MarkDice @DanCrenshawTX And who are you again?

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@DecisionDeskHQ Let’s gooooooooooo

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@the_nerd_skull @MattBinder I think it’s “something something World Economic Forum.”

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@jonathanfly the uncanny movements haven’t been preserved. it’s a whole other, much worse, class of uncanny

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@CA_Commissioner There’s luck, sure, but there’s also a tremendous about of wisdom he uses when he gets dealt a bad hand. I’m betting he had something to do w us avoiding a godawful “blitz primary” that was being ginned up behind the scenes and all the immediate Kamala endorsements

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@JimMuessig @cspan Unserious questions deserve unserious answers

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@Politics_Polls @QuinnipiacPoll Still way too high, but I’m not surprised either

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@yandhiisntreal I thought the app was a great way to connect with fans that got destroyed by haters

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@realChrisBrunet They seem lovely, what’s the problem?

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@Independt_Man @RitaPanahi lol nothing, he’s on the money

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@zaynahbear If that really was your first attempt your core strength and coordination are insane.

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@the1janitor @ContraPoints Speak for yourself 🤤

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@DrewMcWeeny Wolf of Wall Street discourse was exhausting for that reason as well

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@mattxiv Trying to figure out how I’d explain this to my immigrant parents

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@HexManiacMarie @BenjaminCrew1 I think they’re just regular theme park workers who have to dress up anyway. Pretty sure that doesn’t fall under scab work, but either way I’m not gonna be up in arms about it

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@krasinskifilm @DiscussingFilm Frankly I'm happy he's.saying it. Plenty of parents have the same impulse but they feel so ashamed that they feel anything but unconditional love and adoration and they hide it, which makes it worse

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@Plz_Relax_ The backflips the "America Bad" lefties have to make on this one are wild lol

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@lovingpetermj i’m lost, what’s the context?

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@baddestmamajama “You mean it won’t be instantly fixed with one vote in one election?? You mean i have to vote again and again to keep the fascists out of power? 😫😫😫”

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@AAC0519 @FrankLuntz I think we do know everything that went on that night and you just can’t handle the truth

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@dominicburgess @JeffreyReeves44 Tbh I think the tide of AI isn't something a union alone is powerful enough to take on alone, I think we need to fight for federal legislation as well

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@richsommer Aww fuck, for a second there i thought @elonmusk finally said something funny

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@CurtisHouck @AP Do you also think there's no global warming when it's snowing outside your window?

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@ChrisRGun They got LOW quality standards if they think this is ok

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@michaelharriot I don’t use “fuckshit” nearly enough in daily conversation

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@TheClassicalCon @PpollingNumbers Lol sure

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@whyisyouhere0_0 @lovingpetermj OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lol

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@RachelBitecofer They also repeatedly told trump and his people not to hold rallies outdoors so I'm putting at least some of the blame on then too

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@DouglasNBailey1 @OgilvyTim @MNateShyamalan @elonmusk The “rest of us?” Homie do you think illusions of superiority are the norm??

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@MediumSizeMeech I would be too if I had weirdos taping every minute of my adult life

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@davidfrum It’s entirely valid to condemn senseless deaths at the hands of hamas and also call for an end to senseless deaths at the hands of Bibi and his extremist regime

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@EmmaVigeland They’re underestimating him the same way you are rn

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@2024Prepper Hugh is dead?

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@DecisionDeskHQ Red wave my ass

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@opinonhaver lmao I knew this site was rotting my brain when I was going thru that thread wondering when Mr statue avatar turns nazi

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@perdricof Tankie brain rot is my guess

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@Nowooski @admcrlsn Isn’t this good policy tho?

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@PallaviGunalan charli xcx is indian too?

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@IRHotTakes Don't forget 3.) nearly limitless natural resources to lend-lease a war machine of never before seen magnitude

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@esjesjesj and the guys on the right just don't exist

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@jackisjake @Nate_Cohn They’re gonna not vote so hard bro

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@zeta_globin @RacheI_Deutsch Neglect is toxic

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@Noahpinion What do you mean by this

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@Variety Tbh I'd be way too intimidated to even look in her direction

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@WilliamNextLev1 @nypost If you actually follow Body building, you’ll know it’s more dangerous than mma. Bodybuilders drop dead at an alarmingly high rate due to heart complications from steroid use, and this has been happening long before Covid

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@intocryptoverse Too many people be sleeping on $ATOM

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@davenewworld_2 “How dare you treat my child with dignity! AND ACCEPTANCE!!!”

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@EminentProf It’s not “nurse bullying,” which is horrible, it’s “scab bullying,” which is A OK

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@shaun_vids Their military capabilities are far greater than Iraq too. It wouldn’t be the cakewalk some ppl are assuming it would be. They’re a bona fide military power

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@USA_Polling The average voter hasn't heard trump speak in months, if not years. They'll remember what it was like when his campaign starts up

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@Austen @Howlingmutant0 Right but it’s missing the antisemitism Mr mutant is craving

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@intocryptoverse yeah... but i’m wondering what a $3 $ADA would feel like

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@maxtmcc In a fair fight they would've been winning soundly years ago

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@JLeftofCenter @notcapnamerica She wanted a blitz primary and Biden shut it down

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@draw_gregory Is it….

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@OgilvyTim @DouglasNBailey1 @MNateShyamalan @elonmusk That was concern, i don’t believe I’m superior to Doug over here. I am objectively superior, however, to a dude who doesn’t know the plural for “genius.”

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@notcapnamerica I do feel like a lot of folks got a really short attention span so Biden should be playing nonstop ads of the insurrection, pandemic, Charlottesville, etc starting around memorial day

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@FDsignifier When the most recent civil rights W you can think of for your side is SLAVERY you’ve already lost

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@hasanthehun Morons. He's gotta activate morons

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@cupcakeboner @PlanetofFinks Because it involves some truly inhumane shit i imagine

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@jacobreaded @BrandonLBradfor Did not know this, gotta start looking into lance armstrong horror stories

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