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Cupcake Boner

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Joined March 2013
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@Williesillie2 Anything but paying his own workers more.
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@PoorOldRoloTony Supersize Me was fun because Spurlock thought he was making a meaningful documentary when the audience really just wanted to watch a guy eat McDonald's for a month like a circus sideshow.
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@EyesOnTheRight They used up all their best ideas on the first episode.
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@JordanUhl I remember writing a paper in high school about how the United States saved lives by bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki. This is what we're taught.
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@ExileGrimm The dude was already handcuffed and in the squad car. And the cops shot at him because an acorn fell and made a plinky sound lmao.
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@zachkettlecorn @limitlessjest I have this elderly lady that occasionally forwards me silly videos on Instagram and I've just been rolling with it.
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@MNateShyamalan Imagine having billions of dollars and just joking about how you could use your money to improve society and don't.
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@DeeLaSheeArt @BenjaminPDixon Having cash is not a crime.
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@PlanetofFinks Notice how everyone says things like "we need to fix the homeless problem" but they never specify how.
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@scrowder Steven Crowder and Matt Walsh are fragile masculinity.
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@scrowder @DonaldJTrumpJr Sam Seder had to trick you into finally debating him. Everyone is going to watch this tonight.
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@MattBinder I accidentally saw the first 2 seconds, does this mean I'm conservative now?
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@fuckedupfoods This is really funny actually.
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@DylanTweetin @StolenDans Bill Maher gets high and lazily complains about wokeness for an hour while Conan O Brian will literally rub hot sauce on his nipples to bring humanity joy. We don't deserve Conan.
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@DingusJMcGee They banned the production of custom stamps. A product lots of businesses and artists made money from that also helped support the postal service. They are literally trying to self implode.
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@scrowder Children will grow up seeing how hard their"Fathers" fought to not spend any time with them.
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@theserfstv They get so defensive when it's explained how trans ideology can be rooted in reality and science.
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@RyanMarino One of my relatives was in the ER getting fentanyl and their partner was scared because they've only heard of fentanyl from TV.
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@ContraPoints Putting protests under a microscope but letting genocide get a gentle pass.
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@TomCokeIsABlunt The women look happy. Conservative men don't think women deserve happiness.
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@RightWingCope Marrying the hate of your life to own the libs.
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@KeeleyFox29 @FOX29philly Cops murdered a child.
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@ajplus Conservatives have always been against education of all sorts. It's so weird.
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@scousepie @anylaurie16 They mean fat women. Fat men have always been on screen.
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@jijinjohn @Vanessa_ABee @NotABigJerk Companies gaining a monopoly over formula production so we have no alternatives to feed babies. So basically capitalism is the problem.
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@Srirachachau Someone got punched during a punching contest and that's why trans people shouldn't exist.
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@DecodingFoxNews Conservatives are more mad about how Ken was portrayed in the Barbie movie than they are about slavery and the Holocaust.
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@GeauxGabrielle @msolurin This woman is outraged that she was made to feel slightly uncomfortable. But not outraged that hospitals have to ask these questions because so many children are being abused and have no one to protect them.
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@pinealdecalcify @BankstonAtLaw Remember how mad they got at bud light? Weirdos
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@FLERP8 @yashar @g0xadia @IamTheTrashMan Most of us understood he means that scientologists control literally everything connected to a fellow scientologist.
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@TendieMob @T_FisherKing As someone who constantly embarrasses my family and friends, you are embarrassing.
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@TallSeahawksFan @IronVanReborn @livkittykat @Chestahead Apparently if you shout "police" you can now legally barge into someone's home and murder them. That's all it takes. If the people inside don't hear you, just shoot anyways.
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@KeeleyFox29 @FOX29philly Dudes be like: Tragically, an 8 year old accidentally crossed paths with the legal defense device of our heroic first responders.
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@PoorOldRoloTony I just rewatched this too. You wanna feel sorry for Napoleon, but also kinda sympathize with his date. Teenagers just don't know how to be adults yet.
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@kaywawice @lib_crusher One day I hope a person looks at me the way that dolphin looks at a tray of egg noodles.
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@jules_su @keffals @TaylorLorenz Is Chaya trying to groom her own interviewer?
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@Torz2012 @MalesInDisguise Cute of you to assume transphobes are good people.
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@HouseGOP Trump is plagiarising Hitler and you guys are mad at Hunter riding in an airplane.
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@limitlessjest The first time I went to NYC and went to a fancy, expensive restaurant and ordered ravioli and it came with one ravioli.
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@dpakman David, why are you doing this? This is not right. You're disappointing everyone.
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@ryjkyj @EyesOnTheRight The New Norm claims to identify as a comedy.
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@MNateShyamalan You'd think Elon would have some no competition clause before spending 44 billion dollars.
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@DrSpockets @CheriJacobus Imagine being the guy on Twitter who criticizes the way John Stienbeck writes.
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@AriDrennen Ask how gender dysphoria should be treated and they just say "talk therapy." Then ask what kind of talk therapy and they say "the kind that makes dysphoria go away." Transphobes have put zero thought into their own obsession.
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@esjesjesj That's not political speech even.
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Thanks to @elonmusk , not only was there tons of misinformation about the UNC shooting in Chapel Hill, but the top comments were blue checks making fun of the people affected by the shooting in order to rack up impressions for profit.
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@AkilahObviously People fight harder for Dave to make anti-trans jokes than they do for trans people to have basic rights.
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@ExileGrimm Students have no money or power, so coward conservatives attack them instead of those who are actually involved.
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@MattBinder LibsOfTikTok creates a public list of people to abuse and harm.
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@nhannahjones Elon hired himself as CEO of Twitter despite having zero qualifications to run a social media company. Trump had zero experience in public service when he was voted into the most powerful position in the country. But a black pilot is a danger to America.
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@Eve_Barlow Maybe your breath smelled.
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@RightWingCope The Right: "A day old fetus is a human!" The Right: "Children should not be treated like humans. They are my half wit servant who I will mold into a replica of myself. "
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@crookshuv @bad_takes Tim Pool may have a skate park, but everyone has people in their lives who love them.
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@eirkir89 @MScDre @DanPriceSeattle Nope. The system wants you to be irresponsible so they can charge you extra fees.
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@hasanthehun The mass shooter watched Tim Pool for fashion inspiration only.
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@hasanthehun Tim just wants to smell you.
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@benshapiro Ben is paid by fossil fuel billionaires to say this.
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@KindaHagi I also think women are dramatic and the NFL should stop being so political. Please don't crash.
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@Poli_Conscript @michaeljknowles It's being taken away because the teenager is turning 18.
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@kyrstensinema Why don't you think the government should be able to negotiate prescription drugs and why did you take so much money from the Pharmaceutical Industry?
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@TheOmniLiberal Nothing excuses the murder of thousands of children.
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@kenklippenstein Does Israel count as "foreign influence"?
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@InternetHippo If you stopped buying deodorant and toothpaste and instead invested that money into a mutual fund you could afford a down payment on a used car in twenty years.
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@CantEverDie Protesting should only be legal for me
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@ArtCandee @kenklippenstein You would think one wouldn't drop a massive crate on a group of starving people.
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@donedealdon @ninaturner I choose wealth. BOINK! It worked!
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@The_Law_Boy @MattLech One thing I do know for sure, RGB didn't want Obama to pick her replacement.
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@legaltweetz Transphobes are against all plastic surgery once you point out they are being hypocritical. "Oh yeah, I don't think 16 year olds should get nose jobs either." Cool. But you don't advocate against it ever.
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@ElishevaAvital @AlexThomp Biden would let the Confederates win so as not to be politically polarizing.
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@jaboukie Tech bros thinking they understand art because of AI is why NFTs did so well.
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@daviddoel The Daily Wire is also owned by billionaires.
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@prageru Mr Prager is trans?
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@gregkellyusa Greg thinks the 2nd Amendment is a crime if a person of color does it.
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@EyesOnTheRight I get all my political advice from mediocre race car drivers.
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@CatholicClod That's because Americans are too scared to make fun of the folks who actually have power and influence. Like good for you. You insulted a student so you can feel better about the fact your boss owns your life and happiness.
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@theserfstv PragerU cartoons are just full of historical black men celebrating slavery.
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@drmistercody Cody, youre supposed to be making white babies so we have children to care about.
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@michaelianblack These men don't want their problems addressed. They want society to completely adhere to their needs and preferences only.
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@MattBinder LibsOfTikTok posting to twitter be like:
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@drmistercody Tax them at 110%
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@Poli_Conscript @michaeljknowles What is sterilization therapy?
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@matress_island @PrettyBadLefty People who's sole goal is to make a profit are deciding our healthcare plans for us.
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@DavidStacy410 @theserfstv We say trans women all the time. What's your issue?
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@InternetHippo It's like the library, but you pay money.
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@RightWingCope This is why we need universal healthcare. Most of these folks need therapy or meds.
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@ThinDieselle Being poly is like working 2 or more jobs just for fun even though you can easily survive with only one.
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@xRainierx @OsitaNwanevu Billionaires go on Twitter expecting nothing but love and adoration and then we get to break their spirit and it's hilarious every time.
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@ExileGrimm When I wasn't allowed a vacation because I was too important to the success of the department while also only paying me $8.50 an hour with no benefits.
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@jonathanchait I also hate people who want universal healthcare and to fix climate change. It's super oppressive to billionaires.
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@iamharaldur I identify you as a great parent.
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@EmmaVigeland Funny how Dore can put aside his differences with Tucker for an important cause, but never with Ana Kasparian or dozens of progressives.
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@Green_Paraclete @BirdRespecter Do you break their belongings too?
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@briebriejoy I don't know about you guys, but I think this Force the Vote thing has gone well.
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@theserfstv I still don't understand the story. All I know is that a "fan" showed up to Tim Pools house. A gun was fired. And then Tim Pools house was swatted. Make it make sense.
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@drmistercody She's wondering if the server is making too much money.
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@theserfstv I still don't get the point of paying for verification. What does it verify?
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@EylonALevy You're just quoting yourself to prove your point?
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@EoinHiggins_ The right are now cancelling themselves to own the libs.
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