@PoorOldRoloTony
Supersize Me was fun because Spurlock thought he was making a meaningful documentary when the audience really just wanted to watch a guy eat McDonald's for a month like a circus sideshow.
@JordanUhl
I remember writing a paper in high school about how the United States saved lives by bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki. This is what we're taught.
@DylanTweetin
@StolenDans
Bill Maher gets high and lazily complains about wokeness for an hour while Conan O Brian will literally rub hot sauce on his nipples to bring humanity joy. We don't deserve Conan.
@DingusJMcGee
They banned the production of custom stamps. A product lots of businesses and artists made money from that also helped support the postal service. They are literally trying to self implode.
@jijinjohn
@Vanessa_ABee
@NotABigJerk
Companies gaining a monopoly over formula production so we have no alternatives to feed babies. So basically capitalism is the problem.
@GeauxGabrielle
@msolurin
This woman is outraged that she was made to feel slightly uncomfortable. But not outraged that hospitals have to ask these questions because so many children are being abused and have no one to protect them.
@KeeleyFox29
@FOX29philly
Dudes be like: Tragically, an 8 year old accidentally crossed paths with the legal defense device of our heroic first responders.
@PoorOldRoloTony
I just rewatched this too. You wanna feel sorry for Napoleon, but also kinda sympathize with his date. Teenagers just don't know how to be adults yet.
@AriDrennen
Ask how gender dysphoria should be treated and they just say "talk therapy." Then ask what kind of talk therapy and they say "the kind that makes dysphoria go away." Transphobes have put zero thought into their own obsession.
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@elonmusk
, not only was there tons of misinformation about the UNC shooting in Chapel Hill, but the top comments were blue checks making fun of the people affected by the shooting in order to rack up impressions for profit.
@nhannahjones
Elon hired himself as CEO of Twitter despite having zero qualifications to run a social media company. Trump had zero experience in public service when he was voted into the most powerful position in the country. But a black pilot is a danger to America.
@RightWingCope
The Right: "A day old fetus is a human!"
The Right: "Children should not be treated like humans. They are my half wit servant who I will mold into a replica of myself. "
@kyrstensinema
Why don't you think the government should be able to negotiate prescription drugs and why did you take so much money from the Pharmaceutical Industry?
@InternetHippo
If you stopped buying deodorant and toothpaste and instead invested that money into a mutual fund you could afford a down payment on a used car in twenty years.
@legaltweetz
Transphobes are against all plastic surgery once you point out they are being hypocritical. "Oh yeah, I don't think 16 year olds should get nose jobs either." Cool. But you don't advocate against it ever.
@CatholicClod
That's because Americans are too scared to make fun of the folks who actually have power and influence. Like good for you. You insulted a student so you can feel better about the fact your boss owns your life and happiness.
@xRainierx
@OsitaNwanevu
Billionaires go on Twitter expecting nothing but love and adoration and then we get to break their spirit and it's hilarious every time.
@ExileGrimm
When I wasn't allowed a vacation because I was too important to the success of the department while also only paying me $8.50 an hour with no benefits.
@theserfstv
I still don't understand the story. All I know is that a "fan" showed up to Tim Pools house. A gun was fired. And then Tim Pools house was swatted. Make it make sense.