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@davo_arid

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“I have tried hard, but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person.” - Lily Bart

Minneapolis, MN
Joined January 2017
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3 years
Guess who’s officially lost 100 pounds?
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My wife is watching MANHUNT on AppleTV, a miniseries about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Patton Oswalt's character just called John Wilkes Booth a "creep," in case you were wondering exactly how much work went into faithfully recreating the language of 1865.
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The most controversial Simpsons episode EVER:
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The best prompt you could put into AI was "90s Simpsons Screencap" because it had no idea how to scale characters and occasionally just invented new Simpsons.
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3 months
These are texts my wife received from our HVAC repairman earlier today. Either he has a fetish or he’s trying to fuck her, right? Like, there is no third possibility?
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Btw: The creator of this show sent me a DM yesterday, whining “I’m sorry this one mistake meant you couldn’t enjoy the THREE YEARS of writing and production and research involved” lol.
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3 months
My wife is watching MANHUNT on AppleTV, a miniseries about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Patton Oswalt's character just called John Wilkes Booth a "creep," in case you were wondering exactly how much work went into faithfully recreating the language of 1865.
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“chill for 9 months and deliver a baby” I love how, for libs, everything in America is “A Handmaid’s Tale” *except* for the elites renting out immigrant wombs and taking their babies.
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If some gays paying a woman $250k to chill for nine months and deliver a baby rustles your jimmies that hard I suggest moving to the mountains and cutting your internet umbilical cord now because shit's gonna get far weirder than that far quicker than you'll be able to handle
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I remain amazed by how little *care* is given by the people tasked with managing our culture. Like, not a single person on set that day heard that and thought "hey guys, are we *sure* this politician born in 1826 used Zoomer slang?"
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@Howlingmutant0 She’s only *allowed* to use it for Candy Crush!
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10 months
Louis CK on American Beauty:
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cinesthetic.
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American Beauty (1999) dir. Sam Mendes
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Everyone sharing the Wil Wheaton/Elmo post is missing the *real* gold in the comments, where he says Larry David raped Elmo.
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I love this line from the sheriff in “No Country for Old Men”:
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Today’s society is basically admitting it doesn’t know how to persuade people life is worth living.
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Hopping on the “Let Dasha star in the ‘My Year of Rest and Relaxation’ Adaptation” bandwagon. She’s the ONLY actress I trust to deliver lines like this:
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2 years
Unfunny people haven’t been this excited since Cards Against Humanity was released.
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PLEASE do NOT confuse your GOOGLE SEARCH with my MEDICAL DEGREE
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I get why Sydney Sweeney is popular now. She has a unique look (especially her eyes) and good comic timing. She also produced “Anyone But You” (her new star vehicle), so it looks like she’s riding fast. I look forward to seeing where she goes from here.
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3 years
The State’s closing argument against Kyle Rittenhouse is that he did not have the right to self defense because “Everybody takes a beating sometimes.” I swear to God:
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@neontaster @damintoell Tracey: “some ridiculous comments” The comments:
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3 months
99% of the replies:
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@okaypompeii I can’t believe I’m approvingly referencing Yorgos Lanthimos, but I really thought this pithy quote of him should have been enough to shut down the entire “Poor Things” controversy (and every other controversy just like it about “bad” art.)
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The comments remind me of Jarvis’s classic
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Comedy is being 'policed by the Left' with 'sensitivities that seem out of proportion to the joke', says Office co-writer Stephen Merchant
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LET IT GO! THAT’S WHAT THE MONEY’S FOR!!!
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1 year
90% of this Filipino teen romance I'm watching is set in a convenience store, yet it still comes up with images more expressive than anything in this year's slate of Best Picture nominees.
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Look guys, you just have to tolerate schizophrenic crackheads jacking off on you while you ride the subway—that’s just part of the social contract. But there IS a line: If you don’t Wear A Mask, well, sorry pal, but it’s clobberin time.
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@SaintQ92 Exactly. There’s no other actress on earth who could deliver lines like this:
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3 years
Believe Women
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I’m sorry to say that 90% of this was just “count calories/eat less.” But some tips: 1- use smaller plates 2- focus on high-protein foods, eat them first. Esp. at breakfast. 3- drink a ton of water (and no soda or alcohol) 4- cardio! (The whole purpose was to keep up w/my kids.)
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If you ever feel like you’re bad at your job, comfort yourself with the knowledge that this woman is still getting paid for her journalism.
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@viperwave Jesus Christ, Bing:
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2 years
I don’t judge, but why exactly do over 100 of my mutuals follow this one specific account which appears to only post photos of scantily glad women with very large breasts?
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@MrReesesCups The Shape of Water needed *more* sex scenes:
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2 years
Men are like “I’m gonna end my marriage so I can flop around on a younger woman for ten minutes.”
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@macho_taildrop @danup My wife is fond of pointing out how *the shape of infant babies’ heads* is always wrong in films set >100 years in the past, they’re always too flat (due to the modern practice of only letting babies sleep in their backs).
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@RichardDawkins I used to be an atheist, but this tweet was so embarrassing it made me become a Christian.
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@tractor_owner SPOILER ALERT: Lincoln is only in the first episode. I gather it's more about the search for Booth.
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1 year
I'm not normally a fan of the crazy fashion trends that the YOUTHS are getting up to, but I am in love with Belle Mariano's eye shadow/makeup in An Inconvenient Love.
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@punisheddp16 “yeah that’s gonna be a yikes from me”
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“my four queer biracial kids beg to differ”
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huma 💌
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@corgzone @thepinksmoke Bingo. Literally every movie is “what if this awesome/imaginative thing that children dream about was just the Human Resources department of a mid-size marketing firm?”
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this is still just because Pratt posted about how much he loved his wife
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@twinkophrenia Is that even legal???
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2 years
@pattonoswalt Shoulda used this one
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@clairegcoleman is there anything else you could do to reduce *your* carbon footprint?
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@faceyouhate I’ve stared at that shot for several minutes and haven’t found any Easter eggs, what am I missing, does that guy wind up having a big role in the sequel or something?
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@xtinatucker His World Cinema Foundation restoring and releasing Lino Brocka’s “Insiang” was literally life-changing for me. I never would have discovered Filipino film otherwise.
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@mrod21mvp My mind did go straight to *an* R-word when I read Wil’s post, yes.
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The idea that it is somehow BEYOND THE PALE for a film critic to mention that an actor is literally bad at talking is the funniest thing, lol. Like going to a symphony and pointing out a guy can’t play his instrument only to be hit with “whoa, white man, check your privilege!”
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I am genuinely confused how this was approved to publish at ROLLING STONE... What are we even doing here? How is Any of this at all relevant to the show? Or are we saying it's okay that a valid "critique" is just bigotry? #TheAcolyte
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I just realized that these guys think they’re gonna look like this in *their* 50s too, lol.
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Your daily reminder to avoid marriage.
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Are the new Avatar water aliens Filipino? Consider: 1- they live on a tropical archipelago 2- they greet elders with a hand to the forehead 3- they all call each other “bro” Lots to consider.
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1 year
Thinking again about the “all the good artists are liberals, all conservatives have are Ted Nugent and Kirk Cameron” and realizing that all it really means is that liberals don’t read.
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1 year
I’ve finished “No Country for Old Men,” and I agree with Cormac McCarthy’s premise: liberal women with blue hair, stupid tattoos and piercings are responsible for all the world’s evil. They have ushered in the End Times. We are all doomed. There is no God: they killed Him.
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@GreatApeDad 37, where’s my prize?
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I used to think this, but I am becoming red-pilled (or is it black-pilled?) into the view that: No. There is something that entered our air and water around 1990 that is making us get fatter than we should, regardless of what we eat.
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Seasonal Clickfarm Worker
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Half the reason obesity is prevalent is the fact that obesity is normalized
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Thinking about the popularity of Mehdi and John Oliver and Trevor Noah among the liberal set, and I think a huge part of their success is that they are foreigners. Liberals WANT to know we are being weighed *by outsiders,* and that they have found us WANTING.
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Mehdi Hasan
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"White people kill other white people at almost the same rate black people kill other black people & yet you never hear anyone complaining about 'white on white crime'. These aren't points of sage wisdom from Maher. They are classic racist dog whistles."
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When I worked at an Amazon call center for a summer, I had a Black customer call in to complain that he hadn’t received his copy of this particular 1972 western, and it remains the most uncomfortable phone call of my entire life.
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Woody Allen changed his name to hide his Jewishness. Astute observation from one of the alt-right’s brightest minds.
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@faceyouhate I watched The Shining once at a “midnight screening” in Uptown on Halloween, so you can imagine the crowd that showed up. They laughed the whole time, especially hard at her reactions. And it’s like…”Yes, this is who the Razzies are made for.”
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If you liked this post, you should definitely check out the 1975 Filipino melodrama “Maynila sa mga Kuko ng Liwanag,” currently streaming on the Criterion Channel:
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“Lamb Chop, I’m going to put my hands through the back of your head, is that okay? Does this feel good? Can I open your mouth with my fingers now?”
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@davo_arid He knows it’s a puppet, right?
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@BrndnStrssng It makes you long for the halcyon days when the taxation of trade routes to the outlying star systems was in dispute.
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3 years
Picking a romantic movie for an at-home date night with my wife, and I know I *should* pick something I haven’t seen before, but I know there’s no chance it will be better than ISA PA WITH FEELINGS (Cruz, 2019), so that’s what we’re seeing!
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Chapo Trap House’s “Hunter Biden is actually Chad for being a monstrous drug addict who uses his Dad’s influence to avoid any consequences for his crimes” is one of their most effective marketing campaigns on behalf of the Democratic Party.
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To take a sympathetic view: the guy destroyed his face and body by taking all those drugs for this film—sacrificing years off his life in the process—and then for it to come out and learn immediately that he WASN’T going to be a star, that none of it mattered…It’s gotta be hard.
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Kumail Nanjiani Says He Started Seeing a Therapist Because of Bad ‘Eternals’ Reviews: ‘I Do Have Trauma From It’
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@DustinTheFella It was wrong then, and it’s wrong now.
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“Whoa, cool tattoo! I love Fleetwood Mac too. Those opening tracks on the ‘Mirage’ album—so perfect! I think that’s when they peaked. What about you, what’s your favorite?” “STOP MANSPLAINING, INCEL!!!!”
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A man at a bar mansplained Fleetwood Mac to me
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John Simon: “Cybill Shepherd in Taxi Driver looks like Mussolini in drag.” Cybill Shepherd in Taxi Driver:
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Rittenhouse’s brother and grandmother and aunt and uncle and cousins all lived in Kenosha because it’s actually just 20 minutes from his house, lol. But love to see the Chapo boys joining forces with Pod Save America on this one.
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@empathyhaver Like how did he think this was gonna play out?
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My 5-year-old watched THE PHANTOM MENACE for the first time today. I asked him about it during bedtime tonight, and all he could talk about was pod racing and the Jedi—the idiot, too stupid to graap what it’s *really* about (the taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems).
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She’s so blessed to not be tortured by the memories of January 6th.
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Louisiana grandmother wakes up with no memory of past 30 years
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And much thanks to everyone for all the kind comments! :)
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“I thought it over, and I decided that never getting to live with my kids again was an acceptable trade-off for seeing the Applebees waitress’s boobs.”
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New Harris-Guardian poll: - 56% say US is in recession (reality: 7 straight quarters of positive GDP growth) - 49% say stocks are down YTD (reality: S&P500 up 12%) - 49% say unemployment at a 50-year high (reality: U3 has been under 4% longer than any period since the 1960s)
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The only “accountability” that could possibly prevent future cases like this would be to amend the laws to make it easier to place people in psychiatric facilities *forcibly*, against their will. Any other “policy solution” to this is just pissing in the wind.
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He was 30 years old. Black men deserve to grow old—not be lynched on a Subway because they were having a mental health crisis. Jordan deserved better. Accountability now.
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@Pontevedrian A couple years ago I made a Resolution to read one century-old novel a week. It forced my mind to SLOW DOWN—it’s not just that there’s less “action” in old books, but the prose is more complex, it forces you to take a minute to process everything. And that’s exactly why I did it!
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Ok, which of you posted this to Reddit? NOT COOL!!!
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@zermatist I’ll have you know MY Dad (pictured) has never heard of this show, because he has all 285 episodes of “Blue Bloods” saved to his DVR.
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The biggest beneficiaries of legalized abortion have always been creepy sex pests.
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Emergency Press Conference - We Are Going Backwards (avoid if you don’t wanna hear me talking politics)
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Are her TikToks supposed to demonstrate that men are really good at writing female characters? Because that’s what I got out of this.
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Her TikToks will single-handedly destroy ever male writer in Hollywood.
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In the climax of this film, Emilia Clarke learns that Henry Golding is a ghost. He died in a car crash the LAST CHRISTMAS…but since he was an organ donor he GAVE HER HIS HEART and saved her life. Real movie. This is a real movie. Made a hundred million dollars in the theaters.
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Hank Azaria still voices Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel:
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@theneedledrop Not only have there been literally hundreds of examples that disprove your point, but much more significantly, the leftist/Marxist framework you pretend to employ SPECIFICALLY EXPLAINS *WHY* AND *HOW* SUCH REACTIONARY PEOPLE SHOULD MAKE SUCH REVOLUTIONARY ART.
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Are the new Avatar water aliens Filipino? Consider: 1- they live on a tropical archipelago 2- they greet elders with a hand to the forehead 3- they all call each other “bro” Lots to consider.
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Ok: so I lost my job on Friday. AND THEN i made the decision to WITHHOLD THIS INFO FROM MY WIFE (cuz she was having surgery on Monday) on the prayer that I’d be able to get a new job before she noticed I was unemployed AND IT WORKED OUT, I got a new job today that starts Monday.
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I don’t mean to be cryptic, but I am right now doing the most insane thing of my life, and it’s just KILLING ME that I can’t talk about it with anyone.
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Publishing private text messages and falsely, hysterically labeling them “abusive” strikes me as exponentially more harmful and sadistic than what Jonah Hill is accused of doing to his girlfriend.
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@jfkenney (immediately clams up) “I could play Thaddeus Stevens”
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It remains impressive how stupid and gullible Marvel has correctly determined their fans are.
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Victoria Alonso says more LGBTQ+ representation is coming to the MCU. “We’re not going to nail it in the first movie or second movie or third movie, or the first show or second show, but we will do our best to consistently try to represent.” (Source: )
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I’ve finished “No Country for Old Men,” and I agree with Cormac McCarthy’s premise: liberal women with blue hair, stupid tattoos and piercings are responsible for all the world’s evil. They have ushered in the End Times. We are all doomed. There is no God: they killed Him.
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Michael Haneke Paneke
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@risahoshinoMD You can do it right now. Look up “sunk cost fallacy.” There’s nothing you can do about the two years you missed, but that’s not a reason to make it go on even longer. Just accept you got duped and move on.
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Michael Haneke Paneke
2 years
“you don’t get it, we made it bad on purpose to trigger the incels”
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Michael Haneke Paneke
1 year
I approached it in good faith, but I wish the Oppenheimer movie hadn’t been about Oppenheimer.
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Li Lai 賴立萍
1 year
People seem to love #Oppenheimer but I'll just say it: I was uncomfy watching yet another movie about tortured white male genius when the victims of the atrocities glossed over by the script—Japanese people, interned Japanese Americans, and Native Americans—had no voice.
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Michael Haneke Paneke
3 years
Movies should be directed by committees, so we can finally eliminate the scourge of *artistry* from our beloved motion pictures.
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Michael Haneke Paneke
3 months
Leftists: “We need a robust system of reliable and affordable public transportation.” Also leftists:
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Nate
3 months
A person smoking fentanyl on the train is not making you unsafe. Just stop trying to find ways to hate poor people.
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Michael Haneke Paneke
8 months
Marvel: the plucky underdog
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zoë rose bryant
8 months
it’s so annoying to see so many ppl hating on #TheMarvels without having even seen it (even for non-incel-y reasons), bc i feel like it’s just been so tainted by the overall bad buzz around the MCU rn - which is out of its control! - and no one’s giving it a fair shot on its own.
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Michael Haneke Paneke
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This guy writes for RogerEbert, I’m case you were wondering about the quality of modern film criticism.
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