Nick Ostrem @nickostrem Twitter profile

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5 months

@LegsFrank For sour tour I went alone and made an elaborate story in my head (that I naturally never needed) about being a music writer for Stereogum if anyone asked, but for guts I was just like “whatever her music rules and I like it”

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@gaming_nihilist @davidsirota @jimmyfallon He had to do that to keep Jimmy Fallon from diving over the desk and slapping him quiet

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@LongJosh @BernieSanders Immoral companies have to be nice to their employees because if you’re making the world worse *and* not getting anything for it no one would want to work there. They have to offer a price high enough for you to turn your soul off for 40 hours a week. How much is that for you?

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@IwriteOK This propaganda tracks because the woman on the left has a look on her face like she’s about to say something *really* racist

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@GriffinMalone6 @austin_walker Going for the fist pound at the end was perfect

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@Neil_Druckmann Lol “my game is sitting at 95 on Metacritic but I’m gonna take time out of my day to whine about some bad tweets about some bad tweets about my game” For your sake, log off

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@TaylorHarries @Mac70J People is gonna have an exclusive interview with this woman by the end of the week

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4 years

i can’t believe Inside the NBA is giving a more thorough and educational breakdown of this pandemic than the goddamn president of the united states

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@tonybonesarelli this one predates “affluenza” by years.

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@nezumi_ningen but have you considered that it was wrong because Andy Dick is a comedian and if comedians are scared to make jokes making light of their potential responsibilities for their friends’ murder, then every comedian forever will have to be worried that they might get slapped onstage

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@XoxoGossipTurg @ohgodscrewthis The sentiment of this tweet is true but this is not why Beau DeMayo got fired. it’s been known about since before he was signed on, and it’s much more likely that he got fired for the same reason he got fired from The Witcher (said to be his treatment of writers in the room)

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@BrandonRTalks And because the stage show has the actresses perform with their instruments she can also really rip on a guitar. She put out her own music this year and of course the first place she did a live was Shelter (the club in Shimokita that Starry is based on)

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#魔物大戦参戦してきました‼️‼️ 激アツだった‼️‼️おまも最高‼️‼️ めっちゃ楽しい空間でした‼️‼️‼️ バンド練したい！の気持ちになった🎸 またみんなと演奏できるの楽しみ〜いちーごーじゃむーにちーいずっ

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@RealArnieB @MaraWilson Honestly I’m always in awe of the people who think that him having an affair with his partner’s teenage daughter is somehow exculpatory, like “he wouldn’t do that gross thing, he would much rather do this other gross thing” is the argument they want to lean on

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@MRX16 @elmepo @jkutasz @toddlevin It means you’ve been spending your time well and not poisoned your brain with the faces of terrible people you’ll never meet but hate all the same I envy you

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@daveweigel “and that was the day Rand Paul learned that he was the only person who *actually* cared about the deficit”

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@Y2K_mindset A show with similar vibes that lasted longer and had even less long term impact: The League. 7 seasons and Nick Kroll was the only one who got a career boost

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@GenePark @PatStaresAt Failed math but got an A in “practical problem solving”

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@Lubchansky My allyship is indistinguishable from a 12 year old playing Call of Duty, I’m awesome

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@Wario64 The only game where you’re guaranteed to shoot more dogs than RE4

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4 years

Mom went to buy a new snow-scooping F150 to replace our 27yo one. Turns out the blade we used wouldn’t work on F150s made past 2005 because despite being much bigger they were no longer made for actual work bc they’re a signifier that suburbans like Sen. Cruz use to look “rural”.

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blue check-marks are afraid of pick-up trucks

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@desusnice so by this logic the most pure and good company is Snickers checks out

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@ShadowTodd Is “lol you got molested” and “I’m too famous to be arrested for fucking teenagers” really swinging though or is it just a death rattle

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2 years

@nezumi_ningen (The most unreasonable part of this tweet is calling what Andy Dick has done in the last 2 decades “comedy”)

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@sailoryue @CBThorburn “Dating a high schooler *is* the mourning period, Stephen”

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@loonaeves @ohgodscrewthis ITZY Visits A Texas Truck Stop was one of the most riveting pieces of content in years

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5 months

@_lanabelle The third Purge movie feels like it was made and released in an alternate 2015/16 that didn’t end… you know, like that.

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8 months

@ShadowTodd Lady Gaga was not out there saying “look man I might have a penis who gives a fuck” the minute she got famous to be disrespected like this

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3 years

@MtthewRubiin This is an excellent counterpoint to this story from last week about the Amazon delivery driver who got fired for a quickie in his van.

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The Amazon driver who was fired over the viral video of a woman leaving the back of the delivery truck says she is a "close friend."

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Tfw you realize that most of the Juggalo jokes you've made are probably just classism

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@NoahShachtman The implication in here that Ray Fisher was acting as a tool of Snyder when he put his career on the firing line to speak out about his mistreatment on set seems kinda gross and wrongheaded.

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@ZoeRoseBryant It took 7 years but finally people are standing up and taking notice of Yoga Hosers and it’s revolutionary nepo-casting

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6 years

@BoobsRadley @Lexialex Joss Whedon just went broke

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@HeavenOrHellOnX Shoulda picked stripper

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3 months

biggest reason I could never live here is I throw way too many stones. Would really crimp my stone-throwing lifestyle

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The iconic “Beverly Hills Glass House” may look familiar to you bc Justin Bieber rented it back in 2015 and it’s your luckyyyyyyyyyyyy day because it is now available for sale for only $34,995,000. Designed by architect Ed Niles, the home features elegant curves and dynamic

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@RexLunae @kenklippenstein You could say the same about Best Buy employees but I don’t see the geek squad getting emails about their expedited vaccination

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4 years

@ApolloFGC @jaboukie There are two ways to become a billionaire: 1). violate human rights 2). inherit it from someone who violated human rights either way, that shit doesn’t congregate without amoral assholes doing something bad somewhere down the line

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@nohorny19282269 @ProfshitBag @samo_pei How many women have gone out and shot people because they were radicalized online compared to men?

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@JamesSurowiecki I also love the implication that a regular citizen in their own home has to act perfectly at all times because the people who are ostensibly here to protect us are all hair triggers armed to the teeth who are legally justified to blow away whoever if they claim they were scared.

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@MistakenOpinion @kyliebytes Lol even Elon’s ball-washers have moved into damage control mode

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2 years

@Mangamazing @GBBranstetter @freeloaderSB This isn’t a for-profit prison, it’s a state-run jail. What we need is to lower the number of people we send to jails like these until they’re no longer necessary. Actions like this are the direct result of people in power who don’t see incarcerated people as people.

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This story is horrifying, but the worst part is that there are so many more people who can’t fight like this family can and are forced to capitulate to insurers under threat of bankruptcy or their bodies breaking down. Insurers will lie their asses off to keep it this way.

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New: After a college student finally found a treatment that worked, the insurance giant decided it wouldn’t pay for the costly drugs. His fight to get coverage exposed the insurer’s hidden procedures for rejecting claims.

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@mattyglesias cool. great. glad everyone is ok with this.

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8 months

@_pem_pem I don’t think it’s a stretch to say no one else could have been Selena Meyer, the degree of difficulty is so high but JLD is a master and is able to perfectly play the different levels of fake that a good politician has to be

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6 months

@sscarlettamelie Olivia fans reading this

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2 years

The People’s Joker is cool and good and should be supported by any superhero fan who thinks that having a corporate behemoth decide which stories should be allowed to be told and by who is bad. You can’t force feed us these IP and then get mad when people want to engage with it.

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Ftr I love @ZackSnyder movies. The Snyder Cut was beautiful, and the idea of fans saying “NO. *THIS* is how I wanna see these characters represented”…The people’s joker doesn’t exist without all that… if you believed in the #SnyderCut , I humbly ask u back what we’re doing

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@ggreenwald @drmistercody @kittypurrzog So it’s bad that there are twice as many lesbians because there are 6x as many trans people? Why aren’t you bemoaning the lack of gay men, as well? There’s even less of a rise in gay men, is that also concerning to you?

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@LAlNLAlN congrats on landing Drake I can’t wait to hear all the songs he writes about you

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@StuntBirdArmy @BillionaireDad When you're blowing eighty-five days in the middle of France yeah, I know it gets tired, only aryan friends tonight

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@benryanwriter Do you really think there’s any chance that there’s not a connection between ideation/attempts and deaths?

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4 years

@mattyglesias i understand the logic behind this but there’s an episode where Martin and Fraiser literally record political ads for opposing candidates and it’s the opposite. Now, Kelsey Grammar and John Mahoney on the other hand...

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@ParkourLivin @glusong Did you have to become a parkour pro because otherwise you couldn’t catch up with all the women running away from you?

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3 years

@jilltwiss When I trained to be a contact tracer we spent a good amount of time learning about HIPAA, but they also trained us on MYODBA (the Mind Your Own Damn Business Act). All we need to know is who you were with, not what you were doing, and we don’t tell anyone who else was a contact.

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@DDD_DIOsett @LikChan @manfightdragon I feel like if someone says “looks like a ps2 game” it’s a comment on the level of detail and lack of technical power and if someone says “looks like a ps3 game” it’s a comment on something being really brown

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@pambisly somehow still only the second-most on point mother/daughter casting in that movie (cw: James Franco)

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@ShadowTodd @UmmThisName But at least he still puts on killer live shows, right? Let me take a big sip of water and look up Kanye’s last live show

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@JennyENicholson He had to pick a dead lady because if he had said someone who is alive it would have made it feel even worse, although that’s inevitably the end point here

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@blackpopgirl Pretty sure “cunty sue sylvester” is redundant

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@ManInTrenchc0at @Kreagato Have an older person sitting in the background saying all of the red ink getting slowly more annoyed, call it a scene

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@RealFacelessMan @cjane87 i’m sure breitbart wrote an article about him just to say “hey look at this guy whatever you do *don’t* yell at his employer” ditto Laura Ingraham

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@carlinspace this has very “Orson Welles talking shit about everyone he’s ever met in an interview for a book” vibes

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@oyamsbabe @LeahPetersen @thatsamaan @unccharlotte @CLTNinerNews Nothing more trustworthy than “this happened once I’m pretty sure but I can’t remember where or post an example but trust me it happened”

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@IwriteOK I dunno I can’t imagine it’s going to explode again

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@maliktheoracle Your cat swapped bodies with a magic raccoon that looks in the mirror to contemplate its new identity

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@CaractacusPlotz @tvoti Ted and Robin is special because it’s not that there’s zero evidence they should be together, there’s a whole bunch of evidence that they *shouldn’t*! but the creators wanted to get cute and keep the ending they had planned before 4 more years of the show got in the way and welp

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@cam94509 @mikeduncan found the cop

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@ncaawrestling @espn You can’t tell me that if he had gotten the takedown in the first 7 seconds they would have gone back and made him do it again, they would have made sure it counted. Heil got boned.

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@edsbs Refs like “look we can’t let a team with 134 yards of offense win a football game, it makes us all look bad”

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@ToddRDoherty @brittny_mejia @kandistmallett Phew, I’m glad Captain Thesaurus is here to tell people what word to use to describe objectively heinous behavior as if it matters Godspeed, Captain

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@khernykyle @SaoirsedT @madison_tayt I hope whoever is in charge of the child in your avatar never lets you anywhere near it ever again

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@juliaioffe I’m sure if you explained that you were in a locker room when you were tweeting they’d forgive you

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@mattyglesias it’s a good thing that there are no instances of a man who was once widely respected across all groups of people going to jail for rape like say, in the last few days

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@THR You can’t be a rappers rapper if you aren’t even a rapper, you’re an ad man who decided Funny Raps were the way to stardom and left that in the dust the second they gave you a tv show, you’re a starfucker with no sense of shame and just enough luck to make a name

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@drewmagary One of my first times drinking at a party I wa still figuring out the ropes and ended up mixing wine and Diet Coke, that was the first time I thought “huh maybe you can’t just throw shit together”

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@TheCabinDream @IowaHoops All the people who had no words to deal with it shot themselves in the face because people like you took a “suck it up, Sonny” attitude like this. Same as depression, PTSD, many other mental illnesses we’re only beginning to take seriously

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@Neil_Druckmann You should be grateful, every second people are roasting that loser with the Gaming’s Schindler’s List hot take is a second they’re not asking “is a masterpiece of gaming worth abusing and taking advantage of your labor like Naughty Dog does?”

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@jasonschreier Speak for yourself I came here to be scammed and lied to repeatedly by morons and I am feasting rn

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@offbeatorbit My cats when they fight and chase each other remind me of professional wrestlers, they’re very dramatic and acrobatic but you can tell they’re having fun

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@Lubchansky Plus they can play with each other if they get bored and annoy you less

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@andreynwa_ @siyyaniverse @Blame_Carlo No one’s talking about biggie we’re talking about Drake, who has sucked going on half a decade now

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@AnimatedTypes This is the only visual of him from the episode but he made a whole Sabotage parody for it so it should count

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@DavidKlion @AlecMacGillis the academy was fine with Parasite in a way that it wasn’t with Sorry to Bother You because Parasite is set an ocean away and they’re able to delude themselves into thinking it’s not as bad here. Sorry to Bother You happens a four hour drive north of them, much harder to ignore.

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@JackTweetsHere @mySA @taylorswift13 @UTAustin did you read the class description? That’s literally what it’s teaching, it’s not like, pop quizzes on which Jonas Brother she dated. Songs are a great place to start for literary analysis because they’re compact and 99% of people listen to music on the reg so they know the form

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@misterminsoo “BRAT arrives as the best-sounding version of the Charli XCX promise to make the Apollonian pop landscape Dionysian again.” This line rules the review is great

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@cnnbrk wow less than 15% of what they made last year for a sustained campaign of disinformation and fraud i bet if i did that i wouldn’t be fined 15% of my annual income, i bet i’d get my ass thrown in jail for a while.

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@koch_colton @ShadowTodd I believe that’s called Evermore-ing

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@khernykyle @SaoirsedT @madison_tayt Excited that the baby-tier is gonna give me a grammar lesson

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@AdmiralAegis That’s literally how you slow down traffic though. if you make it easier to navigate people are more likely to go too fast and not pay attention. And it’s only more “dangerous” to navigate for drivers, it’s much safer for pedestrians (who are at higher risk than drivers)

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@TomArnold This could be a scam, or worse, you could end up having a conversation with Joe Rogan

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@danpfeiffer @kaitlancollins Why are we giving the benefit of the doubt to a former Daily Caller employee here

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@2000_mondo I feel like this headline is a misnomer. He’s not avoiding apple’s fees he’s just passing them on to the consumer. Apple is still getting their cut (more, in fact, I’m sure they’re crying all the way to the bank)

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@ChrisMurphyCT Woah crazy to hear that Hamas just started launching rockets out of nowhere I’m glad we’ve got a real Sherlock like you to get to the bottom of these completely random rocket attacks and Israel’s normal, rational response of... *checks notes* Ah yes “collapsing buildings”

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@FlintAgeScholar @EoinHiggins_ I’d definitely prefer not celebrating him like this or acting like there was some sort of grossly unfair punishment for a man whose negligence killed two people it’s not a victory and regardless of how happy his family is the implications here suck

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@mattyglesias big fan of drone strikes? or just think that candidates should spend more time whining about the Democratic party to Tucker Carlson?

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@laurenduca advocate for genocide, get punched in the face. those are the rules.

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@DrawPlayDave He Ate Me

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@Glinner @BobbinsAlive but only the women you like/think are women, right?

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