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Chris Thorburn

3 months

It's with a heavy heart that @edfringe promo has begun. Thrilled to be bringing CINEMAN back for a Director's Cut run with the wonderful @StandComedyClub And for 2 weeks I'll be doing a fun double-bill with my nemesis @ruthokhunter at @B_Labyrinth

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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

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3 years

Start naming the variants after the women from Mambo No. 5.

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oh no oh no no no no no no

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From the bottom of my heart, thank you for holding me accountable, Guy. It is my pledge to listen, to learn, and to do better.

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I'm sorry I can't deal with serious actor Andy Samberg, that is a face that knows who would win a fight between a grilled cheese and a taco.

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First trailer for ‘LEE’, starring Kate Winslet, Josh O’Connor, Andy Sandberg, Alexander Skarsgård and Marion Cotillard. In theaters on September 27.

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do you beLIVE in LAUGH after LOVE

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You can’t have two duck names

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7 months

SIMPLY HAVING A

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after tonight i will be a changed man

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Ethan 🔜 #TIFF24

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3 months

Okay gang, we are entering criterion announcement week. any predictions?

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4 years

here I am stuck in the middle with you

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Got fired from the Bluey writers room cause I kept pitching the dad having an affair

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Exclusive first look of Timothée Chalamet on the set of James Mangold’s Bob Dylan biopic ‘A COMPLETE UNKNOWN’

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3 years

I WAS NOOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL NOOTING FOR YOU

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1 year

She's turned the Waynes against us

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1 year

Joaquin Phoenix is seen on the set of 'Joker: Folie a Deux' in New York City.

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5 months

*Bene Gesserit voice* bop it

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Chris Thorburn

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3 years

You made your voices heard. We listened. It's clear we have work to do. And that starts here. DAMAGE CONTROL (5.6%) is an INCONSOLABLE India Pale Ale. This is an UNAPOLOGETICALLY APOLOGETIC beer filled with a PENITENT PUNCH of COMPUNCTIOUS hops with a CONTRITE clean finish.

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Shaking my head while drinking my BrewDog cans so people know they were a present.

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Chris Thorburn

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3 months

Don't try to convince me cancel culture is real when Feathers McGraw is walking free right now.

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2 years

Neutral McHotel

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3 years

this mashup came to me in a dream

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9 months

Netflix cult documentary about trying to leave Beer52

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8 months

Making it out the big Tesco

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8 months

Shout out to anyone who held their nerve before getting a Turkey

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3 years

Since he’s in the news again, here’s one of my favourite Harrison Ford stories.

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2 years

Michelle Iannantuono 🐀🏳️‍🌈

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2 years

What is your favorite line of dialogue and/or line delivery of the year? Threaded a few of mine. None are meant to indicate "the best" but they're ones that resonated and stuck with me!

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Not a day goes by I don’t think of the way Reece Shearsmith delivers “I hadn’t thought of that”

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3 years

So many people rushing to defend a film that doesn't exist.

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4 years

she’s perfect

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9 months

Very funny bit that Kermit doesn’t usually wear clothes but when he does he is not fucking about.

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3 years

@ChiswickFox Bad Trip, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar, The Nice Guys, Booksmart, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, Long Shot, What We Do In The Shadows, Borat Subsequent Movie Film, Palm Springs

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2 years

breakfast at tiffanys but it's other six syllable movies

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4 years

Classic Dr Manhattan. He could stop all this is a heartbeat but chooses to do nothing.

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1 year

I know a while back we'd slag Americans for being too sensitive around the word cunt but I feel like they've overcorrected.

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3 years

Head barista: So I'm thinking we offer rolls, full breakfasts, hot drinks to sit in or takeaway... Tim Robinson character in the back: yeah and what if the whole cafe could be dracula themed

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3 years

John Mulaney’s The Raven

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2 years

At the ODEON watching my fifth armed forces recruitment advert in a row before The Nan Movie

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What’s the funniest thing you’ve been told off for on here because this is world class

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11 months

This is happening

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Chris Thorburn

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4 months

guys I know comedy guys make good actors we’re just having fun here chill out

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4 years

@Nick_Offerman Thank you for the RT sir, I'm a big fan and this is very cool.

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1 year

gonna have to mute this comments on this one hoo boy

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3 years

When you’re watching Once Upon A Time In Hollywood and the bit from the meme happens

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4 years

This scene in Hereditary gives me chills every time.

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Chris Thorburn

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6 months

*while my mum openly weeps over her mother’s day card* NO MUM ‘SERVING CUNT’ IS A COMPLIMENT. IT MEANS YOU LOOK PRETTY. MUM.

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3 years

😎 A message to my haters 😎

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3 months

Glasgow City Planner: You open that new coffee shop on Union Street? Manager: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Glasgow City Planner: what

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Chris Thorburn

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3 years

Just thinking about that one beautiful Twin Peaks summer.

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Chris Thorburn

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2 years

On my way to London, got my playlist sorted.

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2 months

This is a terrible idea, where do I sign?

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3 years

@alexkealy Sadly, Guy is not my buddy.

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8 months

Giddy up Jinglehorse, for fucks sake. Pick up your feet, you cunt.

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1 year

The coaster under the drink you just picked up:

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6 months

What is that… …it’s The Unknown!

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5 months

“Shaun Of The Dead came out 20 years ago!” No it didn’t. Stop it. Eat shit you fucking liar. I am 19 years old my knees feel great and you are nothing.

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Chris Thorburn

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2 years

It’s great how you can take traditional surfing music, and a wee “mwahaha” to the background and boom instant Halloween music.

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Chris Thorburn

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5 years

Can't believe it's that time already.

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6 months

That’s a lot of balloons

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‘Joker Folie à Deux’ Budget Balloons To $200 Million

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Chris Thorburn

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1 year

Fuck it. Top 10 Simpsons. I want to hear yours. A Fish Called Selma Cape Feare Homer's Phobia Mother Simpson Lisa's Substitute The Way We Was Marge vs The Monorail The Last Temptation of Homer You Only Move Twice Lisa vs Malibu Stacy

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Chris Thorburn

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2 years

Might get cancelled for saying this but garlic cloves that won't peel need to get the fuck over themselves

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5 months

Want to feel old? Sex Times At Spring Break High came out 20 years ago.

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6 years

When you mention that you buy Blu-Rays, not DVDs.

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2 years

It’s genuinely warmed my heart to discover “real fuckin sexy just like you asked” has become a full blown meme.

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Warner Bros: hey James, you finish writing that Scooby Doo sequel? James Gunn: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked Warner Bros: what

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Chris Thorburn

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2 years

Once again, I'm truly sorry.

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Chris Thorburn

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2 years

the new HALLOWEEN film

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Chris Thorburn

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3 years

@Danbo That’s awfully kind, thank you! You’ve sucked the fun out of nothing!

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1 year

“Kids are identifying as cats!” So fucking what, the worst adult I know identifies as an empath

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Chris Thorburn

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2 years

I was bored and mixed Sum 41 + Carly Rae Jepsen, and I think I’ve just created the new Canadian National Anthem.

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Chris Thorburn

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5 months

Was doing a gig in a gay bar earlier where the cocktails were named after iconic queer movies like Pink Flamingos but they ran out after five and genuinely had a cocktail named after deeply sad 2018 Baptist conversion therapy drama Boy Erased.

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Chris Thorburn

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4 months

The Dark Knight Rises but it's a Jet2 flight

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Chris Thorburn

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3 years

Hi new followers! Thank you for watching! Here are some other videos.

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Chris Thorburn

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3 years

vodka martini

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Chris Thorburn

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10 years

"This is a disaster, we produced 500 Beetlejuice costumes but only 300 Beetlejuice wigs!" "Gentlemen I have an idea." http://t.co/j41anWuIdw

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Chris Thorburn

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2 years

omg noooooo

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Chris Thorburn

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5 years

THERE WILL BE BLOOD (2007) Cinematography by Robert Elswit Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson

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Chris Thorburn

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3 years

This is going to have a weird creepy CGI Liam Neeson, and we can either get upset about it or simply let Qui-Gons be Qu-- *chair thrown at me*

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3 years

Obi-Wan Kenobi, a limited Original series, starts streaming May 25 on @DisneyPlus .

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Chris Thorburn

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2 years

Okay, you guys were right, that episode of The Last Of Us is stunning.

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Chris Thorburn

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6 years

Scottish superhero comedy films 🤝 way too many guys called Chris

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1 year

Toy Story

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Chris Thorburn

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5 years

@bethanievera SINGER: How’s everyone doing tonight? CROWD:

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Chris Thorburn

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3 years

This weekend thousands of people have called me a cuck and the writer of Die Hard followed me. This website is amazing.

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Chris Thorburn

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3 months

The fact that you could pick several from just the first five minutes of Fear Of Flying before the actual plot has even begun

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3 years

Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.

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Chris Thorburn

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5 years

Men, always remember when praising Lewis Capaldi’s patter to always throw in “his music’s not my cup of tea but fair play to him” or a witch will steal your dick.

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Chris Thorburn

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2 years

As seen in The Guardian, why not.

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Chris Thorburn

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17 days

Need an arcade game where all these guys fight

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Chris Thorburn

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4 years

I know why they called it 2020 cause this year's been mad, dog.

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1 year

BrewDog

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1 year

Dog save the King. And then off with our heads. Crowning Ale to the King, a bright and tropical 4.5% pale ale fit for a king’s banquet, a street party, or lying horizontally on your sofa. Go on then, send us to the Tower. Available at Tesco and online:

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Chris Thorburn

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2 years

Zach Braff is dealing with the breakup the only way he knows how: standing perfectly still in the centre of frame while everyone around him moves in fast time lapse footage.

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Chris Thorburn

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1 year

He was better in later seasons when Schwimmer got to play him like a borderline psycho.

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1 year

What’s your honest opinion of Ross Gellar?

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Chris Thorburn

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2 years

This is the year we start using Lucozade as a mixer. She’s ready, get her in an Aperol Spritz.

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Chris Thorburn

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6 months

Fantastic film, got absolutely buried cause of lockdown. Deserves to be a cult classic.

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6 months

Now in his 30s, a once-celebrated kid detective ahead finds himself washed up and left behind until a murder case lands on his desk. The Kid Detective is tonight at 9pm and streaming after.

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Chris Thorburn

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2 years

Remember: you don't have "That Friday Feeling". You have unresolved PTSD from living through late stage capitalism and a global pandemic. You're not "looking forwards to a couple days off", you are burnt out. You're not "thinking of ordering a curry", you're processing trauma. 🙄

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Chris Thorburn

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4 years

when your name's Colin and you meet a blind guy