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@n8gallagher

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SSBM TO and streamer - Lifeguard - 🏊‍♂️ - Opinions and jokes are my own. Former @twitch audio visual. pfp by @bluerosetori he/him. BLM/ACAB

San Francisco, CA
Joined October 2012
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@n8gallagher
Nate | Cronk
3 months
@djbaskin @sfpublicworks @LondonBreed Not an ice bath, that’s a urinal. It was nice of them to install a public toilet since there aren’t enough around. Sometimes they put ice in there, it’s like a game while you’re doing your business. Support the street urinal by taking a piss sometime.
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@n8gallagher
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@sabatonfan69 A lot of people don’t realize that you can just go places. Nowhere is truly off-limits. Most of the time the worst that will happen is they will say ‘you can’t be here’ and ask you to leave.
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@n8gallagher
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5 years
Thank you for saying this @tafokints Everyone out there that is putting in work for their scene -- we see your work and we appreciate you and people know that we need money.
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
Congrats to the Top 8 from Blackthorn #2 last night! @SFAT winning from losers. Thanks so much to everyone who made it out.
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@n8gallagher
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@aedison Lmao this. I get extremely frustrated at drivers who don’t seem to know their signals even exist
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@n8gallagher
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3 years
@DLamontJenkins @Theblackbayarea I need to know that she owns some startup or something and that all their clients dropped their business and they fired her.
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@connrokelt No wonder it cost $76,000 to ship the crts to the venue. That bill seemed a little high
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@spudssbm He’s a good streamer I should go to his stream more he entertained my questions about Sweden. Side note I had a dream last night and randomly armada was there and laughed at my joke. No I do not remember the joke
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@SSBM_Spark Gray, just give me a milkshake nothing is going to make me good at this fucking game
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@william_volk @ibogost Except at a certain point we can’t stop people from just squatting in all the empty properties. We just have to stop treating housing as a commodity
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@aidencalvin Who’s idea was it to fly the platform in and out? That was super cool
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@n8gallagher
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4 years
@HugS86 @boxrZhu Zhu as a police officer: "the sign actually has the word STOP on it"
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@n8gallagher
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7 months
@libshipwreck Eventually we will have to elect people who redistribute wealth such that everyone has means to own property and live into retirement with free healthcare. It’s obvious there are resources for this but we massively waste it on policing, military, and the ultra wealthy
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@n8gallagher
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8 months
Fun fact: male loneliness is statistically lowest in men who regularly attend their local weekly super smash bros melee tournament
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@n8gallagher
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4 months
@toph_bbq Whoa watch the strays, i didn't say shit about cody
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@n8gallagher
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1 year
@the_transit_guy If they think they’d get any part of California or even their most populous cities they are incredibly high
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@n8gallagher
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7 months
@raptorboost I do this all the time and I just assumed it’s because I’m bad
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@n8gallagher
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3 months
Controller modders: is this something?
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@n8gallagher
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5 years
San Francisco Melee people RTs appreciated. Spread the word, we do this every Tuesday and it's dope. There is plenty of space and there are plenty of setups. Relaxed vibe in a super nice bar with some other games/pinball. 5 minute walk from Dolores park or Mission Cliffs.
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@n8gallagher
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5 years
I found a 13 inch crt on the street this weekend and I was explaining to my wife how this solves so many problems. And she's like really you're gonna carry it now? we're like more than a mile from home. And I was like yeah and I did
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@n8gallagher
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10 months
@tafokints Other people will see how cops can sometimes be good. I just see an unjustified pretext stop that seems to be just based off ‘How your face looked’, and not how you were driving. Which is a violation of your rights
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@n8gallagher
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@stay_phrosty @KamguiaKwame @acewizardnz @VicCapitalism The childish mind of the liberal will never comprehend this basic fact of capitalism
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@timmyjules Kindly dm me the cross streets? I’d like a word with this guy
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@n8gallagher
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1 year
@JustusXYZ IBDW: I Been Dstealing Welections
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@n8gallagher
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2 months
@tafokints I'm a millionaire off running the weekly I don't know what you're talking about. I'm clouted up, I have unlimited power. LMAO
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@n8gallagher
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3 years
@rajat_suresh gee I hope nobody edits this video in any way that would be unfortunate
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@n8gallagher
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4 years
@gootecks @astolfoborger "Overall, we rate The Gateway Pundit Questionable based on extreme right wing bias, promotion of conspiracies and numerous instances of publishing false (fake) news"
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@n8gallagher
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3 years
I got a jorb
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@iBDWSSBM there were a good few months when i first became aware of your gameplay when i deadass believed it stood for i buy dank weed because someone in chat said it
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@n8gallagher
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@smashermagazine Could be any one of us we’re too good for the casuals
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@salamithegreat @Change Sneaking in his house at night and hooking up an Ethernet cable while he sleeps
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@n8gallagher
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3 years
git pull origin amster
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@n8gallagher
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2 months
@shannondorf_ I'm 36 and married and I still do this. Keep the dream alive
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@n8gallagher
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5 years
@falco @LudwigAhgren on the other side of chillin's face... i noticed a very "crossing of the delaware" expression from @thecheatdotcom
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
We just had a 40 person local that was sick. And happy to announce it will be weekly and we will have more setups as long as people keep signing up
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@christianbrits I don't think you care at all about affordable housing. Your piece is drivel and you have not addressed what LWT argued in their episode yesterday.
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@n8gallagher
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5 years
@dulcedecommie In a civilized society we would create policies that disincentivize this sort of thing.
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@n8gallagher
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7 years
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@SafeStreetRebel @SFMTA_Muni Hear me out. Sfmta new parking mascot. He’s just a guy named Jeremy who runs around with a baseball bat and smashes all the headlights on cars parked in the bike lane, disabled parking, etc. And everyone just watches and goes ‘wow there’s Jeremy look at him go!’ ‘You got jeremy’d
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@kscottz With my all black stagehand outfit and carrying a wrench in my back pocket I can get backstage at almost any theater
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@n8gallagher
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1 year
@tafokints But if you smell like weed they give you a free gift
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@n8gallagher
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8 months
@JentreLeftQueen @MonkeyDRobyn ^ here’s one of those Right wing weirdos now. ‘Center left’ lmaooo 😂
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@cpoetzscher Maybe if you have a country house in Sonoma you don’t need a rent controlled apartment
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@JunaUSA no my wife said no. I told her we could flip it for 50 grand easy and she locked me out until i promised not to buy the pee
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@n8gallagher
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5 years
@joeygllghr my last name has vowels
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@n8gallagher
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8 months
@saintwalker98 I’m p sure that’s a clay gun
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@n8gallagher
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10 months
@JustusXYZ Jfc. Anyone sending any kind of threat needs to be banned
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@Ringler_SSBM then he wouldn't be fiction he would be classic literature
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@n8gallagher
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6 months
Gotta speed run these assignments before midnight. I work at 5am tomorrow
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@iBDWSSBM you know there's like 3 people who just ordered a jersey and now they are trying to figure out the package tracking and scrolling through walls of copypasta on the discord
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@n8gallagher
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3 months
@R0b0tSp1der Lmao you are so stupid
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
Oh yeah I’ve been married 14 years today!
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@n8gallagher
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6 years
@FictionIRL Lot of former ultimate players are trying melee for the first time
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@n8gallagher
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3 years
@ssbmKhalid NorCal doesn’t want you at our events
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@n8gallagher
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3 years
@butcherdaweak @0ctavianX yeah i was a squirter but i started out on team fresca
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@MonkMode_ we have like a panel of gods now. A committee of them. A caucus. A congress? Got dang god Senate up in here
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
Melee at Blackthorn #2 is tomorrow. I would really love to see some of you at this event! link below @SFAT @Shroomed08 @johnny_S2J @Umarth_ssbm @KevbotSSBM @ralphjos @OnlyImyt @bobbyscar @ssbmsnap and any other locals. tell your friends about it!
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@n8gallagher
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3 years
@SolRadiant7 @aptkr_ I'm fully onboard with making business majors take humanities courses
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@aidencalvin Nice! As a stagehand I wholeheartedly approve of this choice
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@n8gallagher
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4 years
things i want my tax money to fund: -universal healthcare -guaranteed housing -drug abuse rehab -mental health services things i never want my tax money to fund: -war -the war on drugs -military equipment for police -expanded police budgets
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@Lincho_9 @SSBMWaddles without touching the control stick once, what a god
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
Ya boi is out of surgery
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@n8gallagher
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2 months
Congratulations to last night’s top 8
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@n8gallagher
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5 months
@TRUmav People work there, staffing depends on business. They can’t just magically have the staff they need tomorrow without their required notice. Maybe you just need to plan better for the $750 catering that you need.
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@n8gallagher
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1 year
@danielleweisber @MaraWilson Most dogs have pretty bad vision. They use smell more. I learned an interesting fact from one of those people who blows giant bubbles in the park. Only like 10% of dogs can see soap bubbles in the air
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@n8gallagher
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4 years
@LudwigAhgren @qtcinderella Red velvet is awful. I don't see peanut butter or chocolate pie there but those are p damn gud.
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@n8gallagher
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9 months
Rato just walked in as macho man Randy savage
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6 months
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@n8gallagher
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6 years
@chhopsky @prozdkp @TeamYouTube RIP making cool shit independently 2011-2017
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@n8gallagher
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6 years
@toph_bbq Yeah tbh just steer clear of anything starting with n that has any double letters anywhere in it. "Nibbling on a cookie"? No! "Munching"
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@n8gallagher
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6 years
I just accepted a senior Tech position for Audio Visual at Cal Performances in Berkeley! I'm thrilled to join such an amazing team over here and I'll get to work with some of the greatest artists #grateful
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@n8gallagher
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6 years
fuck everybody but fiction
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@n8gallagher
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4 years
You're truly a treasure for the melee community and I've been lucky to work in Norcal while you've been an active TO. Thanks is not enough @theythemme
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@n8gallagher
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4 years
Today is my 12 year wedding anniversary. I've spent 17 years with Emily and looking forward to many more
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@OXY_Crimson They do care about the community. They love all the people who play vanilla with items on and refuse to wavedash
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@n8gallagher
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1 year
@LittleCoaks They just get incensed by some other mechanic. Crouch cancel, getting out of tech chase, ledge dash. They’d fold eventually
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@n8gallagher
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8 months
5th at Active Melee today. Best non-amateur bracket performance ever.
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@n8gallagher
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5 years
announcement - please come out for people's tuesday #1 on May 14th @BarrelProofSF
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@n8gallagher
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4 years
@thecheatdotcom Yes I love it when scar says this. He says some version of this almost every time I see him
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@DolphinMossad Catalina wine mixers
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@n8gallagher
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5 years
Thank you to anyone who has: donated hired/reimbursed me told me you appreciate what i do taught me something about melee asked me for help laughed at my dumb jokes I heart you so much and I think about your support a lot.
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@n8gallagher
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5 years
TONIGHT - San Francisco kicks off the People's Tuesdays a new SSBM weekly facebook event smashgg ft. $2 slices
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@n8gallagher
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1 year
@imbenbeal @iiiBren use a glass cutting board. not a porous surface so bacteria can be completely washed off.
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
After I finish this job application I’m gonna smoke a bowl, register for Genesis, and grind ranked
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@n8gallagher
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1 year
@ryobeat I remember when og kid was asking me how to get in the top player warm up area at g9 and I was like ‘just come with me’ and then I said he’s welcome and everyone would be down to warm up with him. 😀
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@mazzy_starfox @generalslug I’ll keep wearing hoodies. The rest of you get dapper
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@n8gallagher
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7 years
my nephew: one of the commentator guys looks liek a little boy me: Wait... What? Who? him: I dunno one of them I show him a picture of @toph_bbq Yeah that's him
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@n8gallagher
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3 years
married 13 years today
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@n8gallagher
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5 years
judging by people's reaction to how someone treated their dog: You would never eat pig again if you knew about standard industry practices in US slaughterhouses. It's much worse than what that person was doing to her dog.
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@n8gallagher
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7 years
Huge Thanks to @Tempo_Storm for bringing me out to film this weekend at #Genesis5 What an incredible event. Congratulations to @TempoAxe and @Tempo_S2J for your stellar performance
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@n8gallagher
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1 year
@JMShumway @thesixler This is what it was like living in Wyoming
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@n8gallagher
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4 years
@SonjaTrauss Fine but we have to have real public transportation too. It's not cutting it already. If we grow to 1.5x the population it will be completely choked.
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@n8gallagher
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6 months
@iBDWSSBM @WDBack_Fsmash I agree that it’s so ridiculous it seems not real. But I feel like so many people are down a weird ideological rabbit hole these days that they can’t see how warped their perspective has become. It’s a societal problem that’s only been getting worse for 15+ years
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@n8gallagher
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3 years
@ElieNYC I hope they restore it to all the glory my childhood self remembers it in. It's since blocked off but we used to get under this bridge in the cave area and scare people as they walked by, grabbing their ankles.
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@n8gallagher
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3 years
YA BOI HAS A JOB OFFER INCOMING, not a done deal yet but I'm so ready to get to work
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@n8gallagher
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7 months
@fred_beretta Given what happened to the guy who was in jail for it I might be happy to be locked up if I were her.
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@n8gallagher
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2 years
@katewillett Instead we get ‘remember to vote folks, no questions at this time’ Biden
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