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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

16 days

Whenever someone sleeps over at my house I do secret experiments on them like feeding them watch batteries

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

6 days

I’d probably set up a lab where every time I dry fire a pistol at my head I get rewarded with a banana and the give the monkey a loaded gun

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@deergirl56

7 days

what was going on when i wrote this oh my god

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 month

Holy shit Dracula wasn’t lying they’re really smoking on symbiotes

zabacannabisco

@zabacannabisco

8 months

BEYOND CAPZ 🍇🍯 Made with Mechanical separated decarboxylated MOLTEN THCA

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@Ringler_SSBM

2 months

Sid Meier’s Meet n Fuck Civilization

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@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

Bro who the fuck did I let crash with me at smash con

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@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

After I won game 2 leffen said my full address and social security number and I didn’t wanna push it

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

Can’t believe I’m writing this post. Tony Star changed my life financially, socially, sexually, in every way a man could. When I bought into his male enrichment seminars, I was at my lowest. Now I’m the happiest I’ve ever been, but the man who changed me is gone. RIP Mr Star.

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

5 days

This is 100% a cheating answer but consider that this would be a lab ape. It’s probably already as depressed as it can get.

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@Ringler_SSBM

8 months

Clapping and screaming at the Peter copter reveal like it’s captain America using mjolnir in endgame

Family Guy funny moments

@FamGuyFunny

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

6 days

@Lorimere_ I accept this accusation

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@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

I can’t tell if half the people at smash con are cosplaying earthbound characters or that’s just how they dress here

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

3 years

During a set w/ Bond had one of the deepest convo of my life. I did something cool n he said “You play with heart. you don’t play by the book” I said “anyone can buy a book” He said “but nobody can buy heart” After that we shook hands, continued playing and he double 4 stocked me

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

Imagine ur in ur room practicing peach upsmash irl and u got like a 18 year old dog and it walks into ur hitbox and u launch that old dog into ur ceiling and itJust thumps down and never moves again

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

@DrAlanB Yo I got a weird lump on my balls can you help

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

Of course hbox wins on 9/11

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@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

:,3

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

3 years

???

HugS (not a landlord)

@HugS86

3 years

I’m just glad he didn’t catch me on Bumble

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

6 months

Explaining the chuggaaconroy news to my sister: Imagine if bob ross kept asking you to fart for him

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@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

Walking up to llod immediately after he loses asking about I lump I found in my balls

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

@slime_machine Sorry bro streamer union is voting rn and it looks like ur out

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

The more I think about the atrioc shit the more bummed I get. I was a huge fan of his content, binging his vids when I was depressed was a great distraction, but the more I think about it the more fucked it seems to me.

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

Fuck this is the best tiktok I’ve seen in a minute. Front to back perfect

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

Ultimate players would go 0-1 in melee

aurorasksk

@aurorasksk

2 years

pov: ur listening to your local kazuya give you tips on how to not die at 20% off a stray hit after getting 3-0’d by them

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@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

jus

@bbnojutsu

1 year

QRT this tweet with something in your drafts (please)

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

4 years

What the fuck why are mango and hungrybox reincarnations of Marx and Engels

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

atrioc shit such a bummer man. deepfake shit is so gross and needs to be illegal/regulated soon. sucks the tech has advanced as much as it has without any legal interference.

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@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

I like that the implication here is that I’m a type of guy

The Yard

@TheYard

1 year

We ranked every dude you will ever meet. Full episode out on YouTube tomorrow.

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

9 months

Guys he’s beefing with a baby now

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

6 months

eLOSSED and the draconian tyrants at MELEECRAPS denied me MY rightful ballot so I locked Greg Turbo in a basement for months until he made the most advanced rankings website ever. Introducing RingRank, the first and only entirely vibes based top 100. LINK BELOW!!!

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

. @LiquidHbox got my hands on that bottle. Piss tasting pretty sweet brother. Reminds me of this diabetic chick I used to shtup. Might wanna go in for a checkup.

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

Ultimate is incredible cause you can go to a major and lose to Jemfry, The Steve player who catalogues all the hentai he watches, and Dogsmeller, the guy who calls bracket “The New Colliseum” and says shit like “Sonic is the blade that White Jesus has bequeathed unto me”

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

4 years

#FreeMelee

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

I feel like all HBox fans are either children or army recruiters

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

3 years

The funniest part of jermas big streams is that he’s just tricking people into unironically enjoying theater

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

11 months

If we don’t perma this guy for flagrantly committing a potential felony then we really are a lost cause. Time and time again we give people passes cause we’re like “oh they’re just a moron”. If we fall in the same trap again here then we’re fucking pathetic. Not the first time.

Josh Fendrick

@FendrickLamar

11 months

BBB streamed himself drinking and driving last night. Simply astonishing stuff. Get this dude out of our community.

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

THIS IS THE DAY OF RECKONING PAPA JOHN WAS TALKING ABOUT

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

4 days

I’m kind of like the Mr beast of animal abuse hypotheticals

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

Literally less then 0 respect if ur like “omg worst tournament ever” when there’s a catastrophic failure that the people you rely on for every event can’t control. Yeah man don’t show up infact never show up if you’re not going to respect the ppl that make ur life possible

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 month

Timothee Chalamet was filming interstellar when the smash bros doc first came out so there’s a non zero chance Christopher Nolan saw kdj start to try

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

How do you fuck up with women lmao my girl said she was hungry and I ordered her 12$ of Taco Bell and she started crying

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

I don’t wanna suck bossmans dick too much, but @LudwigAhgren does legit stick his neck out for the scene time and time again. He knows where he came from and he puts in work for us. A lot of people wouldn’t bother so he’ll always have my respect.

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

3 years

They don’t know I’m best dk

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

bald cope goes so far back

BibleWarriorBronson

@DSWBronson

1 year

Men should not have LONG HAIR! #God #Bible #feminemen #masculinity

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

10 months

I think everyone who has fucked up online comedy brain has that “one bit” where’d they’d legitimately be willing to die for it if it was exectured properly. Mine is giving a toddler a loaded gun and having them shoot me, then the video gets edited into a sick cod edit.

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

Wait the Super Bowls a best of ONE???

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

8 months

@robmooreEsports @iBDWSSBM What’s the point of the inclusion about the offer? Seems a bit out of the ordinary and bitter. From Cody’s posts, it sounds like you were trying to by a top 1/2 competitor for less then a top 10 price. Just seems unprofessional and discourteous to even bring up the money.

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

4 years

angel olson deleted my audio but heres one of the sickest fucking combos ive ever hit in my life

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

Hello MikeHaze… I wanna play a game… in front of you is a fully charged vape at max power… it has no juice in it… to survive you must take a full throat hit and ghost it… you have 30 minutes…

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

@slime_machine There’s only one kinda good cop and he’s 6 feet under brother

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@Ringler_SSBM

10 months

Marlboro sleeping bag

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

9 months

All the other dks are too scared to say it so I will. I’m sick of these fucking CULTURE VULTURES like JUNEBUG getting good with EASIER CHARACTERS FIRST then swooping in and GENTRIFYING my characters results!

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

5 months

If slime played a yakuza game it would change his life forever

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@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

I hope the scene doesn’t brush past how insane this event was. I feel like for years we’ve all been begging to bring back some gimmick events like salty suites. I hope this opens the doors for tos to take the risk and get real weird with stuff.

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

Fellas what’s ur craziest post nut piss stream? I’ll go first: 2 streams making a 45 degree angle, both of them missing the toilet

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

4 months

Why does battlefield have those sexy piercings

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

People have been saying “we’re just gonna get good enough to invalidate all the mid tiers” for 20 years. It’s not even actually a mid tier thing. It’s that’s lots of people assume their opponent has no autonomy on the outcome of the match.

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

This is like a grown man watching 2006 toonami bumpers and thinking “I can’t believe this is real”

Teslaconomics

@Teslaconomics

1 year

This is how efficient Tesla will make its factory lines to pump out as many Cybertrucks as possible from Giga Texas. ⚡️⚡️⚡️ $TSLA

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@Ringler_SSBM

10 months

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

Hugs was 2 years away from having the worst tag ever

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@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

Got 2 INCREDIBLY legit wins on mango and leffen on ranked DONT bother looking into them

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@Ringler_SSBM

1 month

Guess who got kicked out of the local for, you guessed it, wearing headphones

𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓿𝓲𝓷

@RicochetRG

2 months

Just had a terrible experience at @EPMsmash Timber Tuesday where I decided to DQ out of winners side grands because of a biased TO.

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

Why is jerma talking to fiction why is this reality

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@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

@JUNlPER Going to war with the transgender caliphate of melee to defend the honor of a Ganon main who got 65th

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@Ringler_SSBM

6 months

Melee players are like gremlins idk what the fuck happens to ppl on slippi at midnight but the tonal shift is insane cause once the clock changes it’s like suddenly foxes are multi shining my full name and address in Morse code

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

9 months

How does Robert Pattinson keep making me say “I’m sorry I was not familiar with his game”

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

9 months

Robert Pattinson makes his voice acting debut as The Gray Heron in Hayao Miyazaki’s ‘THE BOY AND THE HERON’

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

6 months

Scientists are scrambling to figure out how someone from Orange County isn’t transphobic

Variety

@Variety

6 months

Will Ferrell said he had “zero knowledge” about the trans community before his best friend Harper Steele came out to him. "It’s a chance for all of us in the cis community to be able to ask questions and also just to listen and be there as a friend."

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@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

What if he we all collectively take the crush schizophrenia pill and then a he’s just back

Melee It On Me

@MeleeItOnMe

1 year

new melee pill chooser just dropped ‼️‼️‼️

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

Bouncing around this idea of a weekly where the character that won the previous event is permabanned. Prize pool would increase every week. Potential meta of top players simultaneously sandbagging and tryharding w/ low tiers to gatekeep mid level players from winning w/ top tiers

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

3 years

We didn’t win but we fought the good fight. I’m humbled by the generosity and talent of the people behind me. I’ll never forget this experience. Thank you all from the bottom of my heart. I will be suing mango for election interference.

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

1 year

Once I got dqed out of a major and over heard someone saying they “8 stocked Ringler” and I immediately launched in to “no way really? What was the set like?” And then was like “I’m Ringler actually lets money match” and proceeded to sd 3 times each game to get the reverse 8stock

trahh

@trahh

1 year

@Dusk_Lunar LMAOO, people used to tell me they won a set 2-0 then i'd overhear the opponent was actually dq'd, pretty whack

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

3 months

Falcon getting ready to throw out the same knee in neutral for the fifth time in a row

Mike Tyson

@MikeTyson

3 months

I’m coming for you #PaulTyson

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

I hate to break the news but all your favorite melee players smoke crack. This career isn’t glamorous or rewarding, and everyone’s taking every advantage they can. Any player who denies it is just trying to hide the truth.

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

Really concerned about @HugS86 silence on the death of Queen Elizabeth. Sometimes it’s the quietest of us that make the loudest statements…

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@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

An X-ray of any pitbull

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

Please get excited for my first local “TAKING BACK WHATS OURS 1” vaxxed players are banned

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@Ringler_SSBM

3 years

HOLY FUCK I FUCKING DID IT I ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

I think it’s time as a scene we seriously discuss banning character switching

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

@ProbablyJut Zain pissed on his jersey

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@Ringler_SSBM

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

6 months

Remember when the bionicles liberated these guys from a prison camp

popculture

@notgwendalupe

6 months

18 years ago, the all american rejects released 'move along'

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

Imo there’s actually been so little progress in making our scene better for women/femme folk. Like I consistently hear that once a chick makes it known they’re femme and in the scene, their dms and follower list gets flooded.

🐸 Madish 🪲

@UrMadish

2 years

Yall stip approaching women like they ur next gf, I'm sorry they might not be. They are just fucking human, stop claiming them as ur fucking property day 1. be a fucking human. You weird ass mother fuckers

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@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

The best part of sex is when I take a break to vape and she takes a break to think about girls

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@Ringler_SSBM

3 years

YOOOOOO @slime_machine DUDE NO IDEA YOU WERE HERE LOVE YOU DOG

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The Soverign Netizen

@Ringler_SSBM

10 months

Honestly people getting mad at bbatts are sooooo lame. For one, if you’re pearl clutching at a gay person making a joke about homophobia existing within the scene, notably within one characters community, I just think ur losing the forest through the trees.

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@Ringler_SSBM

4 years

NEW LIST: EVERY CHARACTERS GREATEST FEAR

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@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

Creating a show called Ringler stats where I rank players on how much pussy I think they get

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@Ringler_SSBM

5 months

It’s so funny that the rock has being a full time actor for like 15 years, doing a lot of blockbuster work but also attempting some more serious roles, and really committing to being a likable friendly public figure, and he just got insta mogged by cena in absolutely every way.

Public Enemies Podcast

@TheEnemiesPE3

5 months

Naaah bro John Cena is on some other shit 😭😭😭

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@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

Big house has been run exceptionally well, tos are doing a great job BUT Just take a fucking moment to acknowledge that Nintendo partnership makes an event objectively worse for multiple reasons Honestly really annoyed at some of the differences between CERTAIN setups

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@Ringler_SSBM

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@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

Hit a lick on gooms hmu 5$ a piece

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@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

@Drawlex3 It’s harder to play because it’s not fun

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@Ringler_SSBM

9 months

Oh shit slime just leaked the upcoming yard chastity cage to me

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@Ringler_SSBM

2 years

Babe which chuggaaconroy let’s play are we fucking to?

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@Ringler_SSBM

6 months

@ssbMekk Top 10 most chickenshit ppl in the scene ever. All that talk about integrity and self improvement but you just HAD to make an alt to harass random people on the internet. You say you’ve got your head held high after being shown for the coward 2-faced bully you are? Embarrassing.

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@Ringler_SSBM

5 months

Stories like the French sisters coming in just dusting people is what makes melee so fun. Like nobody gets good in a vacuum but it’s such a great feeling when you get to say “wait who IS THAT?”. Like I remember back in 2016 at SnS hearing “this random marth named zain beat plup”

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@Ringler_SSBM

9 months

I’m smoking on microcontrollers. I’m smoking on perfect ledge dash arduino. I’m smoking on raspberry pie nes emulator. I’m smoking on that shit that made ptas change the rule set.