Itโs important to note that Tesla had an employee that it didnโt like so they sent him to a warehouse and then told police that that person was coming to the factory to mass shooter it, in an attempt to get police to murder an innocent man under the false impression he was armed
@kenklippenstein
One time I had a kidney stone and I went in and said I had a kidney stone and they gave me a cat scan to show that I had a kidney stone and then I passed the kidney stone in the waiting room and then they charged me 2000$
@businessinsider
Good thing millennials exist as a universal scapegoat for failing businesses that haven't kept up with the pace of innovation to blame
@saratardiff
@JKCinnamons
Normalize weird opening times. If it takes a few minutes to set everything up and the person rolls in at 11? Just out opens at 11:15, who cares
Just to give you some context back when I was a kid, movie protagonists always had some sort of breakfast-making contraption. Thatโs how you knew who to root for.
@ACTBrigitte
Fucking idiots love the constitution until they get to the part where it mandates the existence of the postal service. โYouโre trampling on my amendments, itโs in the constitution,โ so is the post office you dipshits
Just to remove the shiny AI from it all, Google went live with a product that tells people to kill themselves, and is blaming people for pointing it out. They will likely pay little to no cost for this, bringing a product to market that instructs kids to drink poison
I just realized that my self hatred was just a pretty transparent attempt to convince myself I had a good reason to not be doing the things I knew I had to do to improve my life and be happier.
@talleyberrybaby
@sundownmotel
I love the trend of โdoing something weird with a consumer product and declaring thatโs the only right way to use itโ
@MegamanSteve
@BassPatrickson
This is the real metaphor, people claiming thereโs no difference and actively hiding the fact that there is a difference to make their facile argument
@Jezzie_K
@BenPearceDJ
@FoxNews
It's an algorithm that takes time posted and likes and retweets and determines what order the replies appear in. But who needs facts anymore
@skyler_higley
The more I understand the complexities of various structures and systems of the universe the more it seems like so much of this shit is all just the same fucking thing everywhere
@elonmusk
@Astro_Angry
The literal definition of conservatism precludes scientific discovery because progress is progress and conservatives fundamentally fear and distrust progress.
I get why people are getting really rustled by AOC lately. I mean, for one, she is levying some incredibly gentle criticism at groups that include men. And for two, sheโs a woman.
@YoungRichScarry
@haroonbit
@zackfox
Thatโs not entirely true, sometimes they make vague reference to the idea of a violent uprising that they will absolutely never take part in or put any effort into actually creating
@EWErickson
This is a weird thing to say about people who wish they were allowed to use the n word more often in their vicious racist hatemongering, you fucking piece of trash
Sometimes I get depressed but then I remember I got to make 3 seasons of an awesome tv show with some of my celebrity heroes and then I get even more depressed
@lizzywol
Every single day the media posts uncritical stories like this about right wing apologia without even a moments thought about journalistic integrity. Why here, now, when rape is so tragically common did you see fit to engage your skepticism?
@YouTube
No One:
Literally not a person:
YouTube: letโs change our algorithm to promote nazi and anti Semitic content above all other types of content for all users
Still no one:
YouTube: Hell yeah this kicks ass, letโs do that even more now
@KTLA
If those gang like cliques organize to commit crimes, which they do and which we have proof of, they are gangs and not gang-like cliques, they are engaged in organized crime and all need to be fired arrested
@RepAdamSchiff
@RepSwalwell
Do it again. Reintroduce it every hour. Ask press to cover the events. Ask republicans why they think itโs okay to hide the truth from the american public on live broadcast.
@doctor_cabral
Youโre making doctor money, and youโre blaming capitalism for a debt you forced upon a woman? Give her your doctor money. You took a patent with a burst appendix, punched her in the stomach and charged her for it and blamed capitalism
@ScottWalker
Youโre the guy who broke the government because you were going to lose the election and then broke the government again because you lost the election, right? The corrupt and stupid one?
@WesternIdentity
I get that your masculinity is so fragile that someone writing an article about issues they think are important has managed to shatter it into pieces but maybe you could try growing into a more healthy secure human instead of shitting on people for stoking your insecurities
Itโs weird that we drug test blue and white collar workers but not our politicians. You know those assholes are just railing coke, and theyโre getting a much bigger handout from the government.
@ElecElephant3
@michelletandler
โWhat would you like to drink?โ
โI guess that depends on how Iโm feeling.โ
โWe have Coke, sprite, Dr Pepper, iced teaโฆโ
โIโd like to you make an informed guess based on your intuitionโ
If non n95 masks and bandanas are helpful then hereโs what we did to make simple masks back when the fires were devastating my town years ago. Probably less effective than surgical style masks but itโs not nothing. Just tie the sleeves behind your head. side bonus: t shirt ninja
@samstein
Your fucking headline was based on criticism that never got mentioned in the article at all. Youโre just making shit up. Do you think your job is just to make shit up?
@Wolfe321
Thereโs literally no other way to show dissatisfaction in a manner they will pay attention to. They openly scoff at left wing complaints, and crumble under right wing bad faith accusations. Thereโs nothing else to do.
Now that the strikes are over I can finally announce that Harmonquest is now on Crunchyroll!! Even the expanded universe clips! Iโm so happy it found a good home! Check it out!
What if we took the dumbest and most violent dropouts from high school, gave them guns and the largest portion of government money available and convinced them all that they are heroes surrounded by a society of criminal drug addicts
@WalshFreedom
It's not like we want to be right about this shit, it's just that we are. And being right seems elitist or mean but it's still being right.
@brianstelter
Yโall are fucking insane. Itโs like you reverted to children and resent being expected to actually do your job instead of trade gossip in class
I had the thought โI just want to love someone and treat them the way they want to be treatedโ and immediately starting sobbing so I think todayโs going to be a pretty good day