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@mazzy_starfox

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Call me watch for rolling rocks the way im not really pressed

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

crying laughing at the fact that the people in this picture of NFT guys are also all just minor variations on the same base model

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@JBurner45

3 years

Imagine the smell. #NFTCommmunity

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@mazzy_starfox

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*during sex* me: I want you to hurt me Her: *punches me right in the fucking gut* me, doubled over in pain: “i thought you were gonna say something I could put on twitter”

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Scar: Yknow toph, I’ve been thinking about the nature of dreams and reality *5 minute diatribe he half remembers from an anime by a guy who half remembers Plato* Toph: totally dude, and Ginger’s dreams might just BECOME reality, but first he has to hit this edgeguard!

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

the real non-fungible tokens were the friends we made along the way

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

I think the idea of paying out in crypto is really funny. Imagine you’re in grand finals and the commentators are like “this stock decides who takes 10 thousand dollars home. 8 thousand dollars are on the line here. This is a 6 thousand dollar edgeguard.”

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

wow, the guy who's practiced a kick ten thousand times. wonder what he's gonna do.

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@mazzy_starfox

7 months

know a guy who did this that played so much netplay during work that we all agreed if we ever did employed vs unemployed crew battle he’d have to play for the unemployed team

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@mazzy_starfox

1 year

coinbox dropping melee? what’s the point of all this crypto money running through the scene if it can’t even fund illegal activities

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@mazzy_starfox

1 year

Thank you @meleesadposts

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@mazzy_starfox

1 year

Call me watch for rolling rocks the way im not really pressed

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

Finding out a link main thinks fox’s dair is the best move in the game is like hearing someone say nets are the most dangerous weapons in the world and then finding out your talking to a fish

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@mazzy_starfox

1 year

What do top players mean there’s no money at locals I’ve seen three unattended wallets at setups in the last hour

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@mazzy_starfox

1 year

falco mains drive like this fox mains drive like this 🤣

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

Defense in melee is easy: DI out if your opponent has a combo video and in if they don’t

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

running into the player who 2-0'd you in losers at the orgy and going limp

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@mazzy_starfox

9 months

@tommybayertime there was an anecdote in Graeber’s Debt about a culture in which giving a gift of exact value in return for someone else’s gift is a signal that you want to cut off contact with them

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on here was Leffen was arguing it’s easier to drive drunk than play melee drunk

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

getting into horoscopes

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

@dbessner Hall and Oats is actually a description of preindustrial Northern Europe

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@mazzy_starfox

1 year

They’re killing Reddit on purpose so you can’t google “should I use leave in conditioner Reddit.” All that’s left will be articles filled with affiliate links about what the best leave in conditioner is

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

Always hard when normal people ask how good you are at melee and you have to explain that more likely than not they will go the rest of their life without meeting someone even close to as good you but also among you’re friends you’re “alright”

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

@poppy_haze The Agatha Christie quote about how she never imagined being too poor for servants and also never imagined being rich enough for a car gives a good picture of how the relationship between the cost of labor vs stuff has changed

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@mazzy_starfox

4 years

@Merovin @aulsegoshas thats honestly funnier

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

Can’t imagine how conflicted peach mains must feel seeing Rihanna on a top platform

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2 years

Rihanna begins her Halftime show at the #SuperBowl

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@mazzy_starfox

5 years

noooo dont retire over a pedophilia scandal, your so good at smash aha

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

Sad to announce I just received word I am getting dropped from CEO commentary for my tweets alleging Nintendo is holding Crush in solitary confinement and for my support of the joint dictatorship of the proletariat of oppressed nations.

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

Hey it’s me hungrybox. Here’s the most boring engagement farm post on earth. I took it from a 5 day old Twitter post which took it from a 5 year old Reddit post.

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

The “I have Covid :/ twitch dot tv slash hungrybox” post we’re getting on thursday is gonna rock

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

@iBDWSSBM Don’t fuck with my bag cody

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

Diving into a chair Hbox tosses and faking a serious injury is my retirement plan.

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@mazzy_starfox

1 year

@SkinnyTuna i think vegetables are good for it. maybe

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@mazzy_starfox

1 year

. @jakedirado making sure we remember he’s from ny

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

Diving into a chair Hbox tosses and faking a serious injury is my retirement plan.

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@mazzy_starfox

6 years

"ironic that Eikelmann would do all this despite wanting to be a cop!" hoo boy, whoever wrote this should probably take a peak at the rates of domestic abuse among cops

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@mazzy_starfox

8 months

the point of the rapist tournament’s nazi prize pool is not to fund the people already in it, it’s to entice people to enter and watch it. don’t kid yourself about “stealing their bag” if you enter you’re doing what they want

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

If your goomwave fails it’s because you are being punished for meddling too excessively with god’s creation. Your reckless ambition has left you missing ledge dashes and tumbling, like Icarus, to the ground.

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@mazzy_starfox

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@souljagoytellem obama wouldn’t run, would be some shtick about not dignifying the amendment removal but really cuz he wants to make movies and rank phoebe bridgers singles more

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@mazzy_starfox

4 years

i swear to fucking god man

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@mazzy_starfox

1 year

If you look at foxes feet when you tech chase you are a disgusting pervert

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

Kira posting a video so bad i retreat into being a 2013 r/atheism poster

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@mazzy_starfox

1 year

@Hezbolsonaro The last bar I frequented that asked for my vacc card stopped at least half a year ago lol

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@mazzy_starfox

5 years

While we're all talking about Blizzard I'd like to remind everyone that the CEO of Activision-Blizzard Bobby Kotick was on the Epstein flight logs as having traveled to Little St. James Island.

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

If god is sending his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers explain seeding

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@mazzy_starfox

9 months

just want to take a minute and say to all the not racist ganon mains that i’m here for you. it’s been a tough year and you’re going to take a lot of stray flak over this, but personally i think you’re perfectly fine people and all nine of you don’t really deserve this

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

Submissive and breedable? More like subpar and readable, your game plan sucks! Bottom, yeah of the bracket

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

Jibberish: The dumbest edgeguard that kind of works

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

i will never forgive melee for making me have to read stuff on github

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@mazzy_starfox

1 year

@SkinnyTuna what abt like gut health and stuff

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@mazzy_starfox

1 year

As unbelievably funny as it would be for Magi’s next sponsorship to have even less time between picking her up and completely disintegrating then CLG did I do in fact want better for her than that to happen

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@mazzy_starfox

8 months

@AntifaCatraa wheeled that shit straight out of great grandpa’s garage

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@mazzy_starfox

10 months

jay eazy and armada are teaming at the nyc arcadian

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

@chromeohnine @MostNormalDog Can’t stop thinking how funny it would be if that were true. Gimr just kamikazeing his life’s work to fuck with 1 guy. That would be such legendary hating

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@mazzy_starfox

4 years

Been getting a lot of phantoms since I got the vaccine

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@mazzy_starfox

7 months

@CaptainDashMatt @Oceaniz96 the other stipulation was it takes roughly equivalent amount of energy to do something via magic as it would to do manually, so you can’t just throw boulders around if you know the word for boulder

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@mazzy_starfox

4 years

honestly how dare you taunt my sd

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@mazzy_starfox

9 months

dunno if sakurai likes melee but there’s probably nothing he could personally do for us better than making incredibly polished widely purchased increasingly competitively oriented entries in the series then dropping meta-ruining dlc on them and abandoning them forever

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

Was so weirded out by the fortnite model I didn’t even realize this was sponsored by the navy lmfao

Luminosity Gaming

@Luminosity

3 years

Everyone's favorite ginger @SsbmGinger is running a Netplay Smurf-ONLY #SuperSmashBros Melee Tournament! 🚫 No entry fees🚫 🤑 $1000 prize pool🤑 🗓️ Sep 19th - 2pm ET🗓️ >> Register at #LGvNAVY

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

its crazy to me that there're probably people playing today who've never seen this set

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

@crulge What if I am the most insufferable version of myself

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

the sound wave from the 1883 eruption of Krakatoa reportedly traveled around the globe seven times and was reportedly heard in 50 different locations across the world, making it the second loudest sound in recorded history, barely eclipsed by Hbox's popoff over Plup at Summit 13

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@mazzy_starfox

5 years

The incredible popularity of PM is by far the most overlooked part of melees 2013-2016 growth. Can’t overstate the number of my friends for whom it was a key part of driving them toward watching/playing Melee. Absolutely up there with the doc and evo 2013.

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

Sit down (ranked), stand up (ranked) Pass out (ranked), wake up (ranked) Faded (ranked), faded (ranked)…

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

dude got laid out at nightclub. He’s not that good. Don’t see the big deal.

Esports Awards

@esportsawards

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In case you have missed it! The winner of the 2021 Panel's Choice Award is... @Fizzi36 CONGRATULATIONS!! 🏆

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@mazzy_starfox

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@timeforjaya Weird how the idea has developed that every momentary feeling of confusion and discomfort in young peoples lives is a lifelong wound you can only recover from with therapy when growing up naturally and inevitably involves thousands of these

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@mazzy_starfox

4 years

who's surprised?

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

The only real solution is external motivation so far and beyond the stakes of winning the game that neither player would risk the game timing out with 4 stocks/a tie. I suggest that if this happens, both players should be shot.

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@mazzy_starfox

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@mew2queen @xtremegamer653 @xMilo19 @KendrylGFX There are 25 genders 26 if you count Sheik and Zelda as different characters

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@mazzy_starfox

1 year

@THEPRINCEWIFE At least it’s better than the simulation bros god that was boring

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@mazzy_starfox

1 year

You love to see it

More Perfect Union

@MorePerfectUS

1 year

New York has become the first city in the country with a minimum wage for app delivery workers. NYC's 60,000 food delivery workers currently make an average of about $7/hr, but that will officially rise to $17.96 on July 12.

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@mazzy_starfox

5 years

Yeah Zain can consistently kill Hbox off of throws, but Pete can go from Syria to healthcare in a single question, so who really has the most consistent pivots

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

Whenever people talk about “longform analytical content” 99% of the time they mean an hourlong OBS recording of them sitting in front of a YouTube vod with little to no prep and absolutely no structure for an hour then tossing that shit straight onto YouTube raw and uncut

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@mazzy_starfox

4 years

@DarkGenex Why don’t more peaches do this

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

Real talk do slippi kids know what a JP white is

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

Wait ik he was sandbagging but taj beating mango in 2023 is hilarious

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

Don’t read one piece. You’ll end up liking it and then you’ll be a one piece guy

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@mazzy_starfox

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@isaiah_bb got an ad for a hims pill to help me last longer during sex and it was literally just zoloft

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@mazzy_starfox

4 years

that is so little money. most of of us think of 100k as an impossibly huge sum of cash because it would change our lives in massive ways, but at literally any scale beyond "individual people who aren't rich" that is a tiny amount of cash

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@nypost

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Black Lives Matter protesters riot in Manhattan, cause $100,000 damage: NYPD

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@mazzy_starfox

8 months

this is how fullhopping feels to me

subscribe to the state of the league patreon

@JoestarJokic

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never forget castro spamming the euro step so much that it made Che Guevara question his commitment to the revolution

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

Got forced to RPS for port 4 by a boxx fox today. Cmon man just let me have something

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@mazzy_starfox

9 months

@castleb0y vengaboys is like the funniest possible thing this could have been a remix of

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

i applaud gimr's dedication to making melee players suffer and generating the maximum amount of content in the process. now he just needs to make a youtube video about how melee top players need a more positive attitude to cap it all off

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@mazzy_starfox

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he’s done it again

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@mazzy_starfox

1 year

What’s your dream job mine is being the guy at the large hadron collider who calibrates the electrical fields on the accelerators to break all the phobs in Europe

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@mazzy_starfox

4 years

@AntifaCreatin @bombsfall “Its absurd to think Biden isn’t all their mentally, he’s just got a stutter. Anyways, we’re paying strategists thousands of dollars to try and make a video of him successfully manipulating one of those babies toys where you put shapes in holes go viral.”

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

@TylerHuckabee @JaneOst_ CEO brain is a mass pscyhogenic illness

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

Watching my local get swarmed out by an NFT party has awakened a deep darkness in me. Some crypto freak tried to barge onto commentary to talk about it. Fucking awful man

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@mazzy_starfox

6 years

The liberal capitalist conception of freedom is the freedom Melee players feel between the stomp and the knee.

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@mazzy_starfox

2 years

Do you think anyones hitler handshake number and armada number go through the same person

Alessandro 🇧🇷🇺🇦🇵🇸

@aledornell

2 years

How many handshakes does it take for you to get to Hitler? I think my shortest path is: 0. Me 1. João Derly 2. Lula 3. Queen Elizabeth II 4. King George VI 5. Neville Chamberlain 6. Adolf Hitler

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@jackallisonLOL @KingHippo42 The watchmen paradox: anyone who adapts watchmen will inevitably demonstrate a failure to understand it, because anyone who properly understood it wouldn’t have adapted it.

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@mazzy_starfox

4 years

Your significant other should not be your therapist. Your therapist should be an unlicensed undergrad student advertising his questionable services in socal melee to try and make a quick buck

spooky szn cexxy. ♠️

@Chelsie___

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Your significant other should not be your therapist. Your therapist should be your therapist. Sincerely, An actual therapist

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@mazzy_starfox

3 years

upstate New York melee produced more of this Genesis’s top 8 players than California lmao

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@mazzy_starfox

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The Zuppy shine is a great example of my favorite type of melee technical development: the realization that there’s a legitimate competitive edge in a technique Carol was doing 9 years ago as a joke

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@mazzy_starfox

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Picked my friend who was too high too walk up off the floor and he sat down on th couch and three stocked me

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@mazzy_starfox

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if you search “hbox” or “hungrybox” in the tweets of anyone active 2017-2020 you will find cope and seethe genuinely unimaginable to anyone who started playing post pandemic