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@grrrIafraid @Bartlebeans @YaaLiaBlog @BickertonMiss You telling me a bee made these hair scrunchies

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@2Stroong @GrantOB Have YOU talked to YOUR kids about what to do if Woody Harrelson offers them MARIJUANA??

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@starlarbu @taylorgarron He looks like if you raised Gary Busy in a well

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@beazieweezie @jfmcrr @mattlieb And even if they didn’t!

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@HillaryBLaughin @clhubes Yeah but they were his though

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@ihatethiskid This is incorrect because it is coconut rum

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@HelloCullen My cat has the same role at his vet, all the techs come poke their heads in to snuggle him for a minute 💕

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@pjayevans A terrible and merciless god

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@EddieHaen @dragontyron @scc94s @genxgmom How many people in the service industry do you think receive “severance pay” when they’re terminated? Give me a percentage here, so I can chortle heartily over it.

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@charlottor My apt has ONE window so I asked if they could install a screen door so I can at least get some air. They said sure! As long as you buy the door 🫠 they’re gonna be mad when I take it with me when I go though

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@laserboat999 Dudes could not possibly rock harder

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@msolurin @HelloCullen Someone tweeted that white folks treat the cops like they’re their personal RAs and it has stuck with me ever since, maybe the most effective summation of that type of relationship I’ve ever heard and something I still think about frequently

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@BrandyLJensen Yeah that bone structure was never gonna be covered up. Cheekbones like a mid-century modern roofline

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@offbeatorbit Like! Do not bring your dog to a hardcore show!!!!! I promise u they do not like it!!!!!!!!!

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@arguendope Few realize how much hand-eye coordination comes into play while holding elected office

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@johnny_seafood @craig_rangoon Not sure what this means but ok!

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@blagojevism Zoomers gently restraining you and checking your pockets to see if there’s a piece of paper with your address on it

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@hannahmsays I once dialed 911 because my babysitting cousin wouldn’t let me have an extra marshmallow

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@craig_rangoon It was very cute!! It was not revolutionary!!!

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@zachsilberberg “C’mon, Rege! They want more” will ring in my head seconds before my death

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@BenDeutsch2 @calumydiahood @LilNasX Hang on is that Johnny Sins

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@tayhatmaker Had the same issue (your crimping looks better though)

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@schizesq Like he already lent his belt to a client for court today what more can you want

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@rachelmillman My roommate's cat sat too close to open burner and lit a chunk of his hair on fire. Still gets up there though

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@gpuffman @len0killer Well of course he’s gonna forget it

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@RaxKingIsDead I work out of a university dining hall, and you have to have your mask on moving around the room but not if you’re sitting at one of the, maybe, 120 tables? lol. Lmao

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@Milo_Edwards I keep mine in a Halloween Jack o lantern bucket. It’s the tool pumpkin

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@RexAuthentic @OBlue606 @GadSaad Not if your argument is that people should be able to use it

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@bugmanetv @leslieleeiii I had to read this three times but wow man you are a visionary

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@BrandyLJensen The Tiny Things We Know To Be Wives

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@HannahPosted Hey same!! It didn’t go well :/

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@ghoulcabin This sounds just awful

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@uncledoomer I would tip them literally so much

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@JoelGlenn @TheOnion No but the IDF did kill 9 Palestinian children in the last few days

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@mspammajamma @TheOmniZaddy People have ever used that line?

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@EoinHiggins_ According to the hospital, not an outbreak caused by sick staff but rather another, unrelated outbreak hahahaha

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@bugmanetv @leslieleeiii I'm also high

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@mitchellscomet @otter_simple @WHEC_JLewke @RochesterNYPD @MonroeAmbNY Cops already take like 75% of local funding while acting like this, you think it’ll change once they get the whole pie?

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@amazon @alexa99 Wouldn’t it be great if your employees could take a piss without getting fired

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@sablaah Why is it a full ass oak leaf perched precariously on top of a mug, were there no plums floating in perfume available

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@DanFmTo @jfranz88 @BNSFRailway @railfanmag No see, THAT would be meddling 😒

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@MTL613 @Swilua Yes, in that it’s not actually happening

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@jbruce218 You mean they never stopped being grifters???😱🤯

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@bartleby_era When I bought my last car the sales lady asked when I was due. I said “pardon?” And she doubled down, going “when are you- you’re pregnant, aren’t you?” And I got to be like “nope, just fat” and watch the life drain from her eyes

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@GorilllaDeville When did Katy Perry turn into a haunted wax sculpture Jesus Christ

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@WLKYJohnBelski It's normal and good that a vote from here counts 3.6 times more

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@BrandyLJensen Mine is "Weird Black Dot Actually Part of Bowl"

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@Elliot88590870 @EuphoriTori God it just never stops being relevant

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@EoinHiggins_ Just an unfortunate “whoopsie-daisy!”

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@jpbrammer Unfortunately I am going to have to say that I love hearing him say “daddy’s money”

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@THerwees Lmao one of the teachers at mine literally just sang a mantra that she said was “for liberation” and you could FEEL the energy in the room get weird

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@ronnui_ And finally the Fatboy Slim line actually makes sense

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@Swordfish978 Just absolutely flinging charisma out of every pore, astonishing to watch

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@rajandelman The woman in Ready or Not was just dealt a bad hand

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@zackbeauchamp Consider this: it was always meant to be brutal and horrible, it’s progressing exactly as it was intended to

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@thecreepstore @Chinchillazllla The repeat Charlie brown moments throughout made me CACKLE my god, it just kept getting better

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@dawnblog She’s gonna bust that painting FR

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@Bratschewursts @wtflanksteak So! Here’s a thing! The guy emigrated to the US before the Holocaust. He did lose his parents to the violence but when he is talking about his time “in the camps” he’s actually talking about the mental hospital in which he was institutionalized for several years!!

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@autogynefiles Theater kid

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@RunningMama2 @keyateemup @flawlindss_ How much you want for just the PS4 though

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@kendrawcandraw Mhm and what are your feelings on sugar cubes

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@aniceburrito “You’re right I don’t miss him any more” - his mom, probably

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@robrousseau I'm genuinely contemplating moving to the Midwest and making a leftist farm collective as a self-soothing tactic while the world burns

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@caelumlapis @willmenaker Aw that's my guy's name too 🖤

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@theashleyray I do have to say I’m mildly jealous of this dog, but that is no one’s problem but mine!! One day my prince will show up to rub shea butter over my supine form

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@chick_in_kiev The lady at the car dealership asked when I was due. I said “not pregnant, just fat” and we stared at each other for a couple seconds before I made her take me on two separate test drives

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@justinboldaji Well hey neighbor

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@HelloCullen Tater Tot appropriately ashamed here of not being able to claim the same

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@_pem_pem God yes PLEASE I broke up with my bf of 6 YEARS exactly 3 months (one mourning period) before this horseshit happened and I am DISGRUNTLED

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@mattbots @ChauceNoSauce Yeah like why would I not just head home and eat shredded Mexican 3 cheese blend in front of my open fridge at the point

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@trevorcumbo Started watching the video and got absorbed and forgot why I clicked on it to begin with, closing it to see this story again was a treat

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@ItsLikeSputnik @2Saddington @perfectsweeties So you just replaced one picture of Lincoln with another?

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@EmmaTolkin This is the modern two headed calf

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@raclage @JeremiahDJohns Women joke about our “maternal instincts” all the time sorry you’ve never been around one

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@ireneista Yeah that tracks bc mine makes hard eye contact with me while he slowly knocks everything off the table

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@edzitron She only lived to 12 but nobody didn’t love Tater Tot 💔 the people’s champ, your pal and mine. RIP to a real one

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@OsitaNwanevu I extremely regret to inform you

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@ninjanobro @ZeroSuitCamus @queuecue_q Officer Delicious has me crying

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@ecto_fun My dog who died this winter was also named tater tot so it was a rollercoaster I very much didn’t want to be on. Anyway this is her as my little prize filly 🖤

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@oldenoughtosay Terry Pratchett having a good chuckle from the Void no doubt

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@teenytinyvoid @ebenbenson She will enter the kingdom of Heaven

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@KrillTusk This reminds me of the disgustingly chic bed and breakfast I stayed at in Boston run by an impeccable gay couple who for unknown reasons had a coffee table book of Leni Reifenstahl photography in the room??

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@crmltfxmldr @krogerbranded @bladeeobama Coulda been Asian in Oakland

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@Anna_Snackz @vinn_ayy This was Tater Tot, she hopped on her hind legs in excitement every day when I got home and I called her my little Rory Calhoun. A Friend to All ✨

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@GetLuckyInKY @mcmansionhell Tbf this is in large part bc the interests of capital have made it their business to confuse and obfuscate the line between the two for the average person to further inhibit class-based analysis/political movement

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@yoyou32 Money can be exchanged for goods and services

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@UweBollocks @onlineryn "fluent in sarcasm" mf I'm fluent in vomiting all over you the second you say that

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@virgiltexas @kath_krueger @cushbomb Let's see them tootsies

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@intelligencer Not giving them a whole bunch of death machines would be a good start

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@vomitex Oh my god, looking back now at the early Internet days coinciding with puberty, I was absolutely groomed multiple times. At the time it was just “neat! Computer friends 😃”

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@extranapkins In brighter news, Pagliacci has been feeling MUCH better.

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@ChastainNiall @stvngrdy How much value do you suppose there is in having a likable figurehead to cover for/distract from a long history of war crimes perpetrated by the state they’re head of?

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@tidalate @bigbigpants @VCthaGoAT @clhubes Without these resources +education, this new thing, powdered formula, was often not able to be prepared safely due to ignorance from lack of training or simply out of desperation. That answer your question?

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@EthanDeRose26 @Epfan975 @prageru Hm doesn’t seem very Christian of you

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@pixelatedboat

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@Cassius75495871 @jordanbpeterson

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@tidalate @bigbigpants @VCthaGoAT @clhubes I can answer that! Formula was pushed so aggressively and widely as The Solution by companies that many of the markets they were rapidly creating were in places with poor access to water, sanitation, electricity etc. 1/2

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@Chinchillazllla Herself