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Saddington 3 (in production)

@2Saddington

5 years

The Spy Kids are given gushers filled with cyanide to take in case their mission gets compromised

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what kind of sick god would allow us to live in a world with 14 Saw movies and only one Ratatouille film

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I think I have found my ideal relationship

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the rewards of the mortifying being loved ordeal of being known

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Walk a mile in these Gruboutins

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thinkin bout hot dog and ghoul

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Can u imagine getting married and having a family and staying in love until u die, then waiting in the afterlife for your wife to join you and she finally dies and ditches u for a dude she knew for three days on a boat instead?? Anyway I’d give Titanic a 9/10

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coming soon

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Everybody shut the fuck up she’s about to do her first stand up set

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can’t wait to go to parties again so I can stand in the corner like this for 20 minutes before leaving

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love whoever came up with the idea to commemorate a cool place you visited by just flattening the fuck out of a penny

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no thoughts just pig ottoman

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Biblically accurate Kirby

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me, sexting: oh ur in bed? ;) what wyd if I was there Gregor, now fully a cockroach:

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Step 1: flatten the curve Step 2: sharpen the guillotine

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Winnie the Pooh showing up to an interview wearing his classic red crop top and a tie with his full ass just hanging out

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Edward Scissorhands (1990)

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do you think they explored each other’s bodies

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The cloud of vape that lingers in a frat house is called the Brozone Layer

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support group for people who stumbled upon this pic of Jamie Lee Curtis and now cannot think of literally anything else

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Donkey Kong as the stages of grief: a thread denial

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Saturdays are for the kois

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Couldn’t get this out of my head

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Hey y’all please reply with the worst depression meal you’ve ever made...here is my abomination, toast with chick fil a sauce

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cannot put into words how heavily I mourn the Kia Soul hamsters

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War of the worlds but scrubbing bubbles

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my cat my cat, 2 seconds later waiting to be waiting to let outside come in

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Hocus Pocus remake with these three

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When I canceled my gym membership, I had to submit a too weak notice

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i made Mrs. Incredible unthick until some of you learn how to behave

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well I made a julpture so

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A 23 year old sculpted this. What's your excuse?

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scatter my ashes at Moo Moo Meadows

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Do I buy this

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Crazy how the premise of all children’s cereals is that the mascots have a devastating chemical dependency on them

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ARAGORN: You have my whiskey drink. LEGOLAS: And you have my vodka drink. GIMLI: And my lager drink. FRODO: And my cider drink. SAMWISE: and the songs that remind you of the good times. GANDALF: and the songs that remind you of the best times.

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is this anything

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[stage left] Actor: where the fuck did the stage go

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Jonah Hill in This Is the End

Bugs (like the bunny) 💗🖤💗

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what’s a good male performance where he’s being a silly little guy

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this is how dudes look when they’re about to kiss you

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Stawwy Night (1889)

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The fact that Eminem was able to determine the vomit on his sweater was in fact spaghetti shows that it was largely undigested. This typically occurs when food has been consumed too quickly. In this essay I will

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need this

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Im in so much pain

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Waiting for the day the tooth fairy comes for the rest of my bones

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baby kong is officially the biggest little fucking freak I’ve ever encountered in cinema

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Flipping through Garfield Minus Garfield and being haunted by the fact that it’s just describing self quarantine

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is the Yuletide…you know

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Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs of the combined Taco Bell Pizza Hut!!!

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A Sonic Boom is when Sonic reaches the speed of sound and his ass cheeks clap together

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oh that? It’s just Daisy’s emotional support Uncle Baby Billy cardboard cutout

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Oompa Loompas when the Wonka factory shut down

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What if the person who thought of the word umbrella meant to call it a brella but was under a lot of pressure

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I crocheted Daisy a clone and they’re already best friends 😭

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imagining a beaver being so stoked about the concept of eternal damnation

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*extremely Blink-182 voice* WORK SOCKS, I KNOW

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acceptance

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okay last one I’m sorry

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idk

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many are too afraid to say this

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anger

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depression

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bargaining

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See an Aussie with a fat ass, call that Outback Cakehouse

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that’s a heavy honk

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Gowbachev pwease teaw down dis waww 🥺🥺🥺

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just remembered this email I got from Daisy’s vet where my friend used to work…look closely

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This is not a drill I found Shrek chess on eBay

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[alternate universe where vegetables enforce the law] person: *sees a robbery* I’m calling the crops

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wow, ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of him drinking a whiskey drink, didn’t realize he also drinks a vodka drink, a lager drink AND a cider drink

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Does the person who photoshops Paddington into a new movie every day know I love them

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Do I tell him he’s famous

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THREAD: Teaching my cat Daisy how to make French toast (keep in mind I have no culinary skill so please don’t roast me)

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Daisy heard a noise outside and did this to check it out 😭 can someone photoshop this i feel like there’s potential here

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cosplaying as Tony Soprano by making almost no breakthroughs in therapy

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All blankets are weighted blankets when you’re cursed with the weight of your own existence

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$2000 stimulus checks AND make Lego sets affordable

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a true crime podcast that investigates what the fuck is going on with donkey kong’s family tree

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wake me WAKE ME UP up INSIDE I can’t wake WAKE ME UP up INSIDE

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ah yes, the ??? mug

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During the week: spreadsheets On the weekends: spreadcheeks

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this is canon

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The Joker and Willy Wonka have the exact same origin story except Willy Wonka took his pain and turned it into candy

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Mary may have had a little lamb but I have a little LAMP and it lights up 🥺

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Biblically accurate Jason Derulo falling down the stairs of the #MetGala

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Crab expert here! This is actually completely normal behavior for crabs this time of year. Typically they would go on cruises but with flights being so cheap they instinctively bought plane tickets :)