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2 years

Thabiso Ngubane, you lost your wallet at @TheGautrain I picked it up and gave it to the guard at Sandton Gautrain Station. Anyone know him? Please RT

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@capital_GAZE @amo_mashadi You're just horny wena 😂

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1 year

@lindi__amaira Factuals. It mind-boggles me when I see women happily date who mistreat their existing baby mamas and neglecting their kids thinking it will be different with them. That man isn't loyal to anybody but himself.

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@SharkRayza But the Bangladesh government never said we should not enforce laws in our own country and treat Bangladesh transgressors with kid gloves. Drugs destroy our society, so we should not be defending that woman for her atrocities.

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@Sbibos @Official_SABC1 please bring back Intersexions and @SoulCity_SA TV programmes abeg.

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@mr_sxllo

2 years

@PfareloMulondo Let's pretend this isn't a 2-way street where women in their 20s also won't date their peers coz of the financial expectations they have which can only be met by older men who are now financially stable. A 21-year old student wanting an iPhone & to be taken to CPT becay for e.g.

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1 year

@ThubelaKamo You're a disgusting and vile human being. What did he do to you?

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6 months

@Itssimplifiedxx You said PPE. You're there because of your Economics major most probably. Let's not mislead kids, a Philosophy stand-alone major BA degree is a recipe for disaster, unless you plan on studying further.

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9 months

@shonaneomuhle @nosiey_ You always use your anus to process your thoughts.

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@mr_sxllo

3 years

This is what Skhumba said and pissed Tito off

Tito Mboweni

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3 years

I need the contact details of that jester: Skhumba.. Wa delela swinene!! I want to deal with him strongo!

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3 months

@Yamkela_Manciya The proverbial penguin has sneezed my brother. It's chai !

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1 year

@SihleStan231 @Makhambakuse You say she's lying because you know her and have lived her life or?

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1 year

@MarieLastrassi @frwontou You have an aunt ophekayo who looks like this? Waze wayikhuluma ingquza bo

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7 months

@mhlatze They drop out to go start businesses that will employ you after you graduate. Those kids have networks for days ! So, yes there's definitely an advantage to going to private school as compared to public schools.

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6 months

@PhilMphela This gig needed my boy @KatlegoMaboe and he would've killed it because he's really the best 🔥🔥🔥... I hope now we can appreciate recognize that presenting needs talent.

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3 years

@Sly_Seargeant @Khothatso_Khoza @Khostshangela Price differences drive them to use the cheaper option. Women get raped and killed even in Post Offices bru. It's not safe anywhere. That reasoning is no longer valid in South Africa

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1 year

@KgodishoMoloto If I was him and single, I'd still have broken up with you over this. Y'all give people unnecessary anxiety. Hospitals aren't pleasant places to visit and it's not a nice feeling having to worry about someone like that. It's selfish behaviour.

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11 months

@maryjaneexplore All those other cars wouldn't have burnt down if people had fire training. They wasted time taking videos instead of trying to extinguish the fire using the fire hose and extinguishers that are placed inside the building.

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1 year

It's very funny how women think it's only broke men who hold such misogynistic views about older women, but we witness all the time that rich men are no different. But I guess coming down on broke men only does help remedy the pain of being insulted because rich men have options.

Serendipity💞

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1 year

The comments are so hateful and disgusting, who made it a norm that a 30 year old is finished? N why must her vigina be so judged by strangers, broke one’s even , A 30 year old owns property, has a stable job , car and travels and yes she’s allowed to not dare for vibes haysuka!

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1 year

@lindz_malindz "I'm a straight guy, but this gent & I ended up..." no you're not "straight" sir.

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6 months

@realnorma_kay If it's they don't ask for porn, it's vile things written by verified accounts to drive engagements at any means so that they can get paid. @elonmusk destroyed this platform.

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2 years

@Ntukzmn1 @WonderMahlobo @Betway_za Do you still hold tat opinion now?

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3 years

@Kokoleo_zn Your problem is you wanna understand inequality at your own terms. Day in day out, you use classism as a barometer for worthiness to date a specific caliber of black women. Broke black men are shamed as a result, but when roles are reversed, it's deemed as an insult.

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3 years

@Xole_25 I never understood this thing of your partner wanting to go through your phone. It's invasion of your privacy. The moment I know that you and your partner check each other's phones, I'd never vent at you as a friend because he will know my private business.

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4 years

@inaluK_KT @PrinceKaybee_SA @inaluK_KT I think you're misunderstanding what he said. He said Lady Zamar, Mafikizolo along with Prince Kaybee don't own Masters to their music, not that they don't have Masters degrees in music.

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1 year

@S11E11B11A At this point people need side hustles that SARS and SIU wouldn't approve of to survive.

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1 year

@ApheMakhanya Weskoppies isn't admitting as many people as they should. These two definitely belong there.

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6 months

@tshepo_maphepha @Thebedz You reason poorly. The person said he has 6 baby mamas, SIX... That's a very messy situation and poor penis management.

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1 year

@kheswa_thenjiwe It's really disappointing that everyday people tweet such things knowing very well they bait xenophobic remarks. Firstly, there isn't that many of them in SA to conclude SA men don't wanna date them. Those who are here are already with their husbands, similarly to Somalian women.

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3 years

@ronnieteflon @Anele Suddenly people like @Anele don't understand a rape situation. Of course it's always easy to blame men for everything. Sies !

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@GYerathel This is why our stomachs have acid to be able to digest everything that is deemed safe for human consumption. But you already knew this since you're a medical doctor.

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1 year

@_MissMokoena He should've structured his tweet better by including "when married to wrong men"

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@mr_sxllo

2 years

@amo_mashadi I don't think it was a direct personal attack say, but what the theme of the market has degenerated into. Everything now turning into groove.

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4 years

@lami39_ A 50 year old dating a 25 year old isn't the same thing as a 25 year old dating a 13 year old. It's a matter of maturity to be in a good head space to make wise decisions when it comes to sex. So if they were already when they met then it should be relatively okay I guess?

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1 year

@JackiePhamotse What is crazy is us thinking we have authority on how friends should treat each other.

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@WallyNonks Do you smoke drugs?

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5 months

@KgothatsoMape Exactly. Academics are managing research grant funds, holding multiple jobs that include consulting, yet South Africans just wanna do their 3-year diplomas or 4-year bachelors degrees then go do jobs that underpay them.

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3 years

@PrincessKeab @tumi_mshengu_ @realKayladeep Lol, clearly you don't know rich people @PrincessKeab If there's one thing they take advantage of is debt because they receive favourable interest rates, leaving them with more liquidity to spend cash on other things. Working in a bank opened my eyes.

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1 year

@TumiUjobbe The woman sent that text. It's not him

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1 year

@Zaneloomill @stadathi @maryjaneexplore Think comprehensively and learn to reason logically before you respond @Zaneloomill

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2 years

@Hilly_mash But @CouncilPractice should intervene in these modern day slavery antics by law firms, taking advantage of LLB graduates.

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3 years

@busta_929 Calling 14-year olds women? You knew your statement would be a total cringe fest if you were to refer to them as young girls that they truly are.

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6 months

@yomgqashiyo Mandela's blood beneficiaries should've contested that will. Why were Samora Machel's children beneficiaries here? They had their own father who was a states man and surely they received their own fortunes?

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@16_Baby10 Mos @SkeemSaam3 is busy telling us that Mr Kgomo signed the divorce papers and sent them to Ivy 😭

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2 years

@LesediNxumalo @B0itumel00 The gist of the tweet is that diabetes is much more vicious and cruel on the body than HIV, which is now manageable by taking treatment consistently. Just in case you misunderstood the tweet.

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1 year

@KaroroMitchelle Y'all tweet these things and still go date married men willingly.

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1 year

@ZoeDaLastLetter Reason why you become selective is because your priorities change as you grow older, especially if you wanna focus on building a family. Men also do the same, although for us we are able to do so at later ages. I'm talking respectfully and not in derogatory/misogynistic manner 🙏

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@Yanga_Co This is a vile thing to say to someone who didn't do or say anything bad to you. Why bully her?

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3 years

@Majabzinee @khawula_musa This isn't a kind thing to say about people. It's vile, awful and can destroy someone's self-esteem. Then y'all act surprised when people commit suicide because of social media @Majabzinee

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1 year

@MathathoKarabo Calling any car basic when you live in South Africa is wild business

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2 years

@Amanda840216501 @Tsietsi_Mohale Hey, please reach out to Tshenolo Private Investigators. They seem to be good at their job. Perhaps they can help?

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5 years

A Master of Science (MSc) degree was conferred upon a focused local big brother here at @WitsUniversity #WitsGrads #ThreeBeltSwag #MakingSgelaFashionable

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@MimiKay37 @Matema_ @BasheneA Y'all give boyfriends babies, but draw the line when it comes to cooking and doing laundry.

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1 year

@lazyorlaylah Put your foot on their necks and don't let them breathe. People like projecting their insecurities on others. I love it for you ❤️

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9 months

@Bohlatse_ @Nampree But @Bohlatse_ why are you behaving like hiring people inconveniences you when it actually benefits your company? You're also gonna tell people that you feed them and their families just because you gave them jobs? You're high up in the clouds my brother.

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@buhlelatha @DjDukesta You're trivialising a very serious concern. Twitter people have made it their mission to deliberately misunderstand people.

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@Liisa_Ney Mind you, in the same companies, white people get family responsibility leave for their sick pets.

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1 year

@Kwenaldo Get married and exercise those limitations towards your wife. What we won't do is to tell people how to live their lives for as long as their actions don't affect us in any way.

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@hugep_live Why are toilet signs turning into Aeronautical engineering exams? Man we just wanna pee.

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@Thembisile_Q Y'all rawdog and fall pregnant for these men who barely mean much to you, but cooking is where you draw the line.

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1 year

@_ArriveAlive @motocyclesafety If they aren't riding their bikes on the pedestrian sidewalks, they are speeding like this through the intersections. Motorcycles are the new pandemic since the inception of food delivery systems.

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1 year

@Mmatapa_anita Hobosexuality: being attracted to people who already own properties.

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6 months

@realnorma_kay @elonmusk What I'm not gonna do is sink down to your room temperature IQ level of comprehension and tavern mentality by exchanging insults with you. I've said my piece and spoke the truth. You can do or say whatever you want, that's your problem.

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@PearlModiadie @nolalikazi @virginactiveSA Exactly. If you wanna record yourself, you go when the gym is empty.

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@Tella_babe1 Very weak come back. You had to resort to insults to try to make your point... Never throw stones when you live in a glass house.

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4 years

@kgosi_mashabe @kgosi_mashabe please add me into your family WhatsApp group. I can exit after the drama. Please, I'll observe quietly 🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

@Sly_Seargeant @Khothatso_Khoza @Khostshangela It's the same thing with people who still rely on taxis despite most of them being unroadworthy moving coffins. People don't have money bro. I don't think people can intentionally put themselves in danger like that if they have an option.

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1 year

@Dlula_B Never warn people about police stops. There could be kidnappers and drug dealers and other serious criminals they are looking for. They will evade arrest with aid of this tweet.

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3 years

@MissAprils04 Remove emotions when dealing with money matters, irrespective of who it is. Money respects people who keep it & know how to make more of it. It doesn't care how you feel about your family. Be honest with them about your limits. 1st mistake we make is to show them how much we earn

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9 months

@LilRacing_ Please consider furthering your studies my sister.

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7 months

@TlhakeU The problem is people litter everywhere and that blocks the stormwater drains, resulting in flash floods since the tar road and concrete pavement create impermeable surface that can't absorb rain water @CityofJoburgZA @CityofJoburgEMS

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4 years

@inaluK_KT @PrinceKaybee_SA Music Masters isn't a qualification in this case, but a sort of privilege or permission to own rights to your records for making money from third party productions such as tv shows and commercials.

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1 year

@bozzie_t They learned through work experience from being managed by metallurgists. Even drilling contractors without formal education end up understanding groundwater behaviour from their experience of being managed. So, you can learn either through formal education or work exposure.

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4 years

@SciTheComedist 🤘

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3 years

N1 north will continue to be a death trap of festive car accidents until something gets done to prevent those head-on collisions. Here's a cost effective solution that won't require serious construction. @MbalulaFikile @_ArriveAlive @SANRAL_za the situation is an emergency!

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1 year

@askashbroker Yes, I noticed this too. Businesses are migrating from Johannesburg.

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1 year

Wits University undergraduate and postgraduate applications for 2024 are currently open. All health science applications including medicine will close around May/June 2023.

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1 year

Did you have sex today?

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2 years

@Floyd_Ashkarine @NgceboMthiya Your generalised views about women are quiet worrying. You're physically in 2022, but your mind is in the 1800s. Have you met women these days?

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2 years

@Bonolo_Motlatsi @NaleRunner Imagine being called Kulenyane every time they see you because o Motswana... Ndaa means hello, but used by males only. Women say "Aa".

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4 years

I'm a hydrogeologist & I'd like to help these people with boreholes drilling & groundwater quality assessment for drinking standard for FREE @casspernyovest @akreana_ @tumisole @KhandaniM @CountryDutyZA please kindly RT/assist with info on people who can donate to help fund this.

Boss Lady 🇿🇦 🇷🇺 🇵🇸

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4 years

Limpopo bathong again: why you continue voting for the most corrupt party in the world @MYANC they don't love you if they do they were going to give you water

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1 year

@PhilMphela @KatlegoDanke is it possible for you guys to mend fence with the production team and return with Kenneth Mashaba for a few episodes too? 🥹

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@mhlatze Well, I studied at Wits and saw most of the privileged folks we studied with still doing better in life after dropping out. Most actually followed their passions outside of school.

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@shonaneomuhle @nosiey_ I just happen to stumble across your dizzy takes very often because they rile everyone up, not just me. There's nothing interesting about you that would make me wanna stalk you. I say this respectfully 🙏

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1 year

@KeaKhutsoane @SAPoliceService What in the Gavin Watson is this? Shocked in @NetflixSA

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2 years

@MusaKhawula Inno is a danger to the society. With high rates of girls being sexually assaulted and others going missing, her behaviour should be condemned with greatest disdain. Unfortunately, naive young girls will fall for this and have their innocence taken away by this animal.

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1 year

@Hlaloomi Football must return because now we are deep endabeni zabafazi 😭

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4 months

@taugheeda @IamAnitablack The thing that annoys me about social media is that we are now mixed together with adults who were slow learners back in school.

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@VanDerMohammed That hug was also suspiciously longer than usual. We niggas hug, but we don't latch on and even turn sides like that.

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@NanguBheybi As a Wits graduate I can tell you that there's no 2-year Diploma course at Wits. There's Postgraduate Diplomas (1 year full-time or 2 years part-time). The green hoodie on the picture was for BCom degree, which is 3 years.

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@nubian6 You did well to deal with that little criminal. They start like this before they graduate to become heartless killers. You did well @nubian6

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4 years

@KhandaniM @MYANC The best time to delete this post is right now.

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@mr_sxllo

8 months

@poshL6 LOL 😂... You talk she had no idea how he makes his money. Women are never bothered by how a man makes his money for as long as he provides a soft life. Ziyakhala 🔥

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4 years

The disappointment in my face every time I see De Klerk trending thinking he's finally kicked the bucket like a dog he is and only to find that he's still alive

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@mr_sxllo

8 months

@Shonny_SA @TshepiMoremong Bro, how do you not understand the importance of two parents being present for their child's graduation? It's either y'all date people with kids and make peace with co-parenting or date people who don't have kids if you're that insecure about them sitting close together in public

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@mr_sxllo

4 years

@_TeeStyles_ @_TeeStyles_ I've just followed you now. Please write a new tweet that includes prices, location, turn around time, method of delivery and contact details. Potential customers can't all ask the same questions before they can buy. Great work by the way.

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8 months

@akreana_ #KeaDrive

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6 months

@MathathoKarabo You can't entice a lion with meat and expect it to ignore you.

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3 years

@kjucwa @TwiggyMoli I'm glad to hear he was jailed.

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@mr_sxllo

1 year

@TheKiffness @SizweDhlomo @947 Imagine my shock to find out The Kiffness is a musician, I always thought it's some kitchen appliance or toilet cleaning brand. I really should do better to know more about minority artists who think their anger can influence the price of bread 🤣

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@mr_sxllo

3 years

@unofficial_Lazy @Xole_25 That's nonsense. People have lives outside of mjolo. Phones have people's phones have family secrets, sensitive information that relates to jobs or businesses, bank balances etc. The problem is yall used to dating people with insecurities who need to heal and not to date.

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