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Wally

@WallyNonks

3 years

Khona enye iawuthi yaseZondi bathi ithenge iKota enama Russian ayi 5.

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Wally

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1 year

There’s a family man in my complex who’s always outside washing his car. I need him to go back in that house and live with the decisions he made.

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3 years

Used the word granularity in a meeting kwahlanya amangamla.

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2 months

My tv got mounted too high and now every time I watch something I look like I hate foreigners.

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1 year

“Black men are at Konka every weekend but never travel abroad”, I’m so sorry for trying to save our local economy.

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@WallyNonks

2 years

And still a longwe to go.

THANK THE DOG!

@MisterMos

2 years

Senzo was murdered 2014? 8 years later still no progress? That is HORRIBLE

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3 years

The only person who respects time in this country is Unathi.

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1 year

You just had to be there

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@WallyNonks

8 months

Gender Reveal parties need to have more at stake. Tell us the gender you want first so we can boo the baby if it’s not what you asked for.

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@WallyNonks

3 years

Bathi I can take the rest of the week off.

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@WallyNonks

8 months

We use “Hear me out” when someone needs a third eye to see what you see. This one is crystal clear with one blinking eye brother.

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8 months

Hear me tf out!

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1 year

To my future wife, it may not show when you meet me but we’re in deep financial trouble.

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@WallyNonks

1 year

Redirect those Coachella savings to Mogodu Monday and watch us overtake China is 7 years.

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@WallyNonks

7 months

We need a Forbes List on a much smaller scale so we can relate to it. Tell me who is the richest person in Pimville Zone 4.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

10 months

The funny thing about South Africans who support the All Blacks is that no one ever asks them, but they just have to let everyone know.

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@WallyNonks

1 year

Watching Yizo Yizo 2 and they selling pure cocaine to Bobo for R25. Everyday I wake up and miss Thabo Mbeki’s economy.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

7 months

How many eagles even live in Nigeria? When will the lies end.

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@WallyNonks

7 months

The only motivation I’ll ever need 🙏🏽

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Wally

@WallyNonks

3 years

Bathi the next day at that shop had a sign ethi “1 Kota = 1 Russian”. That’s how much damage one man can make.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

1 year

Bobo the streets won’t forget what you did for ibade here 😅

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Wally

@WallyNonks

3 years

I want Jessica Motaung to know I’m here if she needs anything.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

1 year

There’s a guy in my hood who approached me and asked me to be his mentor. He robs people at night for a living.

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@WallyNonks

1 year

@NjayamJnr Uthi uzowenzani lomhlaba bade 😂😂

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@WallyNonks

9 months

One day when the TL is ready, I want you guys to be honest about what you really have against absent fathers.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

2 years

Long story short I offended this guy by indirectly telling him he doesn’t look like he can afford to fix a car so we had to fight.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

1 year

Bathi inkunzi has suddenly gotten worse eDobsonville and I’d like to personally apologize to anyone who’s been affected by this.

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@WallyNonks

1 year

Was chilling with Mbongeni last and he asked me how much time I think I’ve wasted in my life greeting abantu ekasi.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

2 years

Someone scratched my car last weekend and we got into a physical fight.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

7 months

Lorch leaving Orlando Pirates? How are we going to find someone to replace those 3 goals and 2 assists per season?

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Wally

@WallyNonks

3 years

I wish I was joking but this guy told me he doesn't date pretty women cause they are stressful and his girlfriend was next to him slowly nodding.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

3 years

When loadshedding hits as you’re about to send child maintenance money 💔

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Wally

@WallyNonks

1 year

He’s 34 years old & he estimated that he’s lost more than 2 years of his life greeting abantu ekasi, athi that’s why singeke si compete’e namangamla.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

10 months

What a long way to tell people your ID number starts with an 8.

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@_Lepokisi

10 months

Baffles me how okes leave their homes for work and don’t listen to traffic updates on the radio. Especially when you need to join a highway to get there. How old are you?

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@WallyNonks

8 days

@Anele Yazi Kuya Bheda. Think the kids use it to highlight the poor economic conditions we're all living under.

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@WallyNonks

11 months

That period when most of the squad is getting their first cars and it’s nothing but unnecessary convoys is a special place.

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@WallyNonks

1 year

A few cold ones with an absent father who wants to tell his side of the story would slap right now.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

3 years

God bless Jessica Motaung and my son too if there are any blessings left.

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@WallyNonks

1 year

Men are so selfless. One of my colleagues gives the lunch his wife makes for him to the security guy everyday ❤️

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Wally

@WallyNonks

9 months

Been eating the lunch my colleague’s wife packs for him and honestly he doesn’t deserve her.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

1 year

I want to make a transaction on the app but I don’t want to see my bank balance. Is there a way to do this @StandardBankZA ?

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Wally

@WallyNonks

7 months

@tbase_official @kay_mahapa Get some rest brother you have to cry tomorrow as well.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

9 months

I haven’t guessed airtime numbers in years and that tells me I have a lot to be grateful for.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

1 year

“Usase daar?” - Me as a therapist

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Wally

@WallyNonks

3 years

After 15 minutes bathi “One kota enama Russian ayi 5”, waphakama untanga and paid an undisclosed amount wavaya.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

3 years

iSister lasemakoteni didn’t even know how to price this request cause it was unprecedented. But bamenzele untanga.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

1 year

Is Post Groove Depression a hangover or something else?

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@WallyNonks

1 year

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Wally

@WallyNonks

3 years

You can tell Slik Talk hates for another 20 minutes after the video stops.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

1 year

I once got reprimanded for speaking English at a mob justice.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

1 year

Was chilling with a deadbeat father and he said there’s no need to support a child before they turn 5 cause they won’t remember.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

1 year

You know what sucks about being single? Not having someone you can call for most random of things, as many times as you want.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

11 months

I remember there was a time when one of the boys wanted to drop off a kota ku girl and we rocked up at her house in a 5 car convoy. Life was beautiful.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

1 year

Asking the cashier to reverse the wet wipes & bubble bath cause looks like baby girl doesn’t have her half >>>

Dese McGee

@KeKatli

1 year

Going halfsies on groceries is fine but at the till? At the till dawg. Akere you pay one time I pay the next if that's what it's about but right there at the till? Have some shame dawg

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Wally

@WallyNonks

2 years

Diss songs are funny cause you’re listening to amagents aphoxana.

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@WallyNonks

2 years

He thanked me and as he was about to get into his car, he paused and asked me what exactly is this “situation” that I understand.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

1 year

This was about 3 weeks ago, he sent me a message yesterday telling me I spoke life into him and now he’s grinding harder than before.

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@WallyNonks

9 months

This Tswana delivery man just told me he likes my colleague. I wonder if I should tell her about this Secret Admire Rra.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

9 months

Greeted the security guy at work and he just said “Ungalinge uthi uyamazi umuntu”.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

3 years

Where the story gets interesting is that uthe bangafaki amachips ekoteni. No french no cheese. Untanga uthe bamenzele nje iKota enama Russian ayi 5.

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@WallyNonks

7 months

Officially first day at a new job. Have a really good feeling about this year.

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@WallyNonks

10 months

“What time does the final start again?” “9pm I think but I’m actually supporting the All Blacks hey”

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Wally

@WallyNonks

3 years

The girlfriend added that I must stay away from pretty girls unless I have money. Then the boyfriend started slowly nodding.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

2 years

You mean so much to me Kelvin Momo.

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@WallyNonks

8 months

“La ngibuya khona cishe ngamithisa” is a crazy line to sneak into your apology. There will never be another Mpura.

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@WallyNonks

3 years

Remember when Phumlani came to school with a dstv remote in Grade 6 to prove they have it at home. Some allegations are not worth beating.

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@WallyNonks

3 years

Slik Talk is gonna dust himself off and hate again.

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@WallyNonks

1 year

Guys we can only cut down on alcohol, takeaways and child maintenance so much. There’s literally no more room left.

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@WallyNonks

11 months

Get a promotion and move back to your grandma’s house. Never let them know your next move.

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@WallyNonks

1 year

Women who look like your fathers, why are you doing this?

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Wally

@WallyNonks

1 year

Untanga athi ushele abo girl abayi 63 ngo 2016. Still drinking now but cela siyi ringe first thing in the morning.

DJ Coach

@DjCoachrsa

1 year

Back in 2016, 63 girls declined my dating proposal, little did I not know that GOD was actually going to give me a C63s and all those girls now look like 63 year old’s… that’s life 😘

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@WallyNonks

1 year

“And I hope imphethe grand nale bhari ezwana naye” are my favourite lyrics cause Ma-E was suicidal and disrespectful at the same time.

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@WallyNonks

1 year

My therapist told me kusemhlabeni la.

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@WallyNonks

1 year

Khona enye eyase Mofolo ithi iphethwe yi OCD. Amagents ayambuza kuthi imqale nini, athi emalangeni.

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@WallyNonks

10 months

Mr Sithole once shouted “Bonisa labantu amavein bahambe” to Phumlani. His Arts & Culture class was the most affected.

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@WallyNonks

3 years

What Eskom is doing to Soweto is heartless.

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@WallyNonks

1 year

Guys does paternity leave expire? Say you just met this child now.

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@WallyNonks

11 months

@KeKatli Is it because I’m poor?

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@WallyNonks

10 months

“You know as a supporter of the All Blacks…”

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Wally

@WallyNonks

1 year

Geography is not a take. There’s nothing to debate.

First Take

@FirstTake

1 year

. @stephenasmith reacts to Noah Lyles' recent comments 👀

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@WallyNonks

1 year

I told him I can’t be his mentor cause I know nothing about his industry but gave him a talk about being a better version of himself.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

10 months

South African Hip Hop deejays I owe you an apology.

SA Hockey

@SA_Hockey

10 months

African Hockey Road to Paris 2024 Qualifier (W) Game 6 - Result - Nigeria 0-4 SA 📸 ES Media #EnRoutetoParis #HockeyInvites

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Wally

@WallyNonks

2 years

Just checked my bank balance and I’m gonna need my son to tell me what exactly happened to last year’s stationery.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

8 months

Thought Hade Mabebeza was a song about a man who cheated. Can’t believe it’s just a guy saying sorry to his girlfriend for not taking her to Maponya Mall.

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@WallyNonks

2 years

I personally can’t wait for the day we stop rewarding people who got caught during apartheid. It’s been almost 3 decades.

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@WallyNonks

1 year

Guys I’m watching X-Repo and I’m crying here 😭

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Wally

@WallyNonks

6 months

Lose vs Loose will always dribble South Africans. Mara we still dope people you just win some and loose some.

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@WallyNonks

2 months

We once opened a bird cage at a funeral and the doves just stayed there. People started swearing at them to come out.

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@WallyNonks

10 months

Unrelated: Bantex handle theft was worse than anything they are doing to Polo parts today.

Isfundiswa🎓

@Sli_Simelane

10 months

Which one was yours back in high school, F1 or F2?

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Wally

@WallyNonks

10 months

I’m actually in disbelief that people think this gift from the football Gods robbed Scandinavian Collins Mbesuma.

HXN

@Hxnkhany

10 months

Here is the full Messi's interview with Zidane.❤️🐐 With English subtitles.

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@WallyNonks

1 year

Phez’ kwabo ntwana yam @ZAR

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@WallyNonks

1 year

Every time you were about to take the last bite of your kota Sizwe would come out of nowhere and tell you “Ngeke ulunge wena eMelrose Arch”.

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@WallyNonks

1 year

Got a call from Sizwe this morning, we probably haven’t spoken in 4 years. He said he just wanted me to know that seka yi introvert nou.

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2 months

“Ngathi iyathula” - Me trying to start a conversation on Noah’s Ark

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Wally

@WallyNonks

3 years

I can’t shela to save my life, every relationship I’ve been in was someone who was around me already then we connected.

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Wally

@WallyNonks

1 year

The answer is always Pepper Steak my brother.

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@_makho_ZA

1 year

Choosing between pepper steak and steak and kidney is so nerve wrecking

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Wally

@WallyNonks

10 months

Insane transfer announcement.

MDN NEWS

@MDNnewss

10 months

Somizi's baby mama and actress Palesa Madikwane has resigned from being a sangoma and accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Saviour

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Wally

@WallyNonks

10 months

People named Tebogo & Sibusiso, how did it feel growing up with a nickname waiting for you?

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@WallyNonks

10 months

Thuto

@_Lepokisi

10 months

There’s literally not a single decent looking Gucci sneaker. And why do they all look fake?

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@WallyNonks

6 months

Guys…

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