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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
2 years
Niggas in their 30s dating girls in their early 20s expecting them to bring something to the table… maybe date your age mates? Oooh noo you can’t cos you know at that level you also bring nothing 💀
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
4 years
I worked for Khumbulekhaya for 6 years and I can assure you that 99,9% of the cases are deadbeat fathers. This is not only about what you see on screen but other cases resolved behind the scene.
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
1 year
Burna Boy postponing his show doesn’t sit well with me, I wanted him to perform in an empty stadium 😭
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
4 months
I was an intern for Khumbulekhaya 8/9 years ago doing research and directing... behind the scenes of this episode was crazier than what the viewers watched. Rosalia was a legend, everyone was defeated 🤣
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
10 months
In Venda, we don’t even remember who we buried at this time
@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
10 months
I'm at a funeral in KZN, it is 14:49 and we just finished eating. Progress. ❤️👌🏾
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
2 years
International companies are sidelining South African remote job seekers as they’re unreliable because of load shedding? Nah this government gotta go!!
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
8 months
Mozambican car smugglers:
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
10 months
9 years later, the trial is still on for a goal keeper who got killed bofebeng 🌚
@Kim_Khandashisa
mamncane
10 months
Why are they booing you? The downfall of most of these soccer players is waking up in different hotels with different women and their alcohol addiction. We’ve seen it way too many times where they end up broke and ill. The family structure makes men more responsible.
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
3 years
May I never issue a public apology for cheating. Ka pipi ya mang?
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
3 years
Gaming while preparing Mogodu 🎮😍
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
1 year
Realizing someone is dumb is painful especially when you like them 💔
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
11 months
Mayo is R18
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𝐍𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐚⁶𓅓
11 months
What made you realize that the South African economy is in shambles?
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
10 months
What did you win for South Africa at 21?
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
4 years
Mamkhize would say “it’s a wrap” and fly to Mars leaving us burning on earth 🌍...
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Brody Nordo™️
4 years
What do you do in this situation
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
3 years
“Mbali can afford electricity bill”. You think their house is in Meadowlands zone 3 ? 😩😩
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
4 years
DON’T GET FIRED OVER A TWEET. There’re no jobs.
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
1 year
How many arrests did the police make out of 1 254 rapes?
@MDNnewss
MDN NEWS
1 year
Kwazulu-Natal recorded 1 254 pregnancies of young girls aged 10 to 14 between April and December last year. #MDNnews
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
4 years
@KingXTanzwani You called? 😅
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
4 years
With those ridiculous numbers, the crazy part is that most of these men don’t want to be found... Lol we got shouted at as a screw and some even shame their kids for looking for them and that’s when I knew Niggas ain’t sh***
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Pfarelo
4 years
When we thought we’ve seen it all, another married guy in Soweto withdrew a gun on the crew and also his daughter... he wanted to shoot us for finding him. HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT WHEN YOUR DAUGHTER DOESN’T HAVE PADS? 💔
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
4 years
To all my Limpopoians, please don’t stop working smart... y’all unstoppable and they hate to see it 🙌🏽
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
3 years
Where you seat after ordering a 6 pack of Savanna at KONKA 💀😭
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
7 years
One day i'll employ the unemployed 🙏
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
4 years
Guys I was always depressed in the office because children were looking for their fathers on Khumbulekhaya but their fathers never wanted to be found. 🙁
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
4 years
Another guy once told his son who was looking for him that “ake onyake, okay you found me, I didn’t wanna be found because you’re bad vibes” wtf, how’s the unborn baby bad vibes ? 🤯... mind you the kid didn’t even want money but just a relationship with his father 💔
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
6 years
#FinePeopleFromSouthAfrica there you go 🤷🏽‍♂️
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
3 months
Now that I'm done with work, I can go celebrate my birthday 🥂
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Pfarelo
2 years
Being in your 30s and single is crazy, you’ll be tryna shella a hun and the first thing she’ll ask is “do you have a kid” , women hate niggas with kids 🤣
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
5 years
I was born on Tuesday 18 June 1991... I’m blessed to see my 28th birthday 🎂🕺🏽🍾🥂
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
6 years
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you Phathu fucking Makwarela @PhathuMakwarela I’m proud of you and Ndo livhuwesa, ri di hudza nga inwi 🎉🎊🍾❤️🔥🔥 #SAFTAs13
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Pfarelo
3 years
If you have worked with or come across both Chana and Lamiez, you'd know they're very humble... Stop hating on unproblematic humans please.
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
1 year
Can’t piss on South Africans then think we’ll support your sh***, spreading lies then go as far as saying you won’t put your foot in SA ever again? I don’t know how our government even allowed him to come back cos now the whole continent call us Xenophobes
@TiisetsoMok_
TC 🧘🏽‍♂️
1 year
The promoter/organizer literally tweeted “We about to sell it out” last night mos? 😂
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Pfarelo
7 years
#NewProfilePic guys Venda is so beautiful 😭😭😭🚀🚀🔥🔥
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
3 years
I had a childish day and it was fun 🎢 😊
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
3 years
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
4 years
REMINDER: Venda girls are gorgeous ❤️😍
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
10 months
@Tshima_R The bottle store owner is leaving the graveyard to open with us 🤣
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Pfarelo
6 years
Ntando Duma is fighting for the father’s physical and emotional support not that lil 3k... but ke what do I know
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
3 years
Good evening 😄
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
3 years
I like how Morena is always supportive of every scam any family member gets up to 💀🤣 #TheRiver1Magic
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
6 years
It is finally my birthday 🎂🍾, S/O to God, my Ancestors, family and friends for being there for me throughout. I’m an adult now lmao 🎂🙆🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️❤️😍🤾🏽‍♂️
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Pfarelo
3 years
Guys I’m on @Official_SABC1 now this was my first lead role, please tune in #Ngempela
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Pfarelo
8 days
This has to be the most KZN plan ever!
@Kokoleo_zn
Champagne Pipi
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Jos has 3 options 1) send a hit out 2) get him hijacked 3) get the gf and family members robbed monthly
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Pfarelo
5 years
AKA made Burna Boy, y’all knew Burna before “All Eyes On Me”? Exactly bo’msunu so he is biting the hand that fed his Nigerian ass... he also misinterpreted Kieran’s tweets 🤦🏽‍♂️
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
7 years
May this last 6 months of 2017 bring us more money, Love and happiness ❤️
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Pfarelo
6 years
This weekend I’m producing @OfficialRGB #SAMA24 red carpet at Sun City... this show started when I was still in high school thinking I’ll be a Doctor one day lmao ... Lights, camera, Fashion 🤾🏽‍♂️🔥🙏🏽💪🏽🧗🏽‍♂️
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
4 years
I had a young photoshoot few seconds ago... pick your favorite 👀🙈 👟
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
11 months
Since y’all calling me a liar 😊
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Pfarelo
4 years
All this and they still had energy and time to be racist.
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
2 years
Naming December “Nyendavhusiku” is crazy business, Venḓa folks were in their hoe era 💀
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
6 years
#gloupchallenge Nazo , don’t roast my Dalela 💀🙈🙈🤣🤣
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
2 years
@_Xinyelababeni Lmao niggas are annoying 😭
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Pfarelo
4 years
Since y’all are here please check my YouTube channel. View, subscribe and share ❤️🙏🏽
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Pfarelo
3 years
My evolution… lol I can’t believe I just entered my 30s. To more life 😂❤️🕺🏽😍🥂
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
6 years
#MyFavouriteBlxckAndWhitePicture probably the only picture in blxck x white 🙈📌
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
2 years
Happy Sunday ✌🏽
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Pfarelo
3 years
A reputable brand approached me on IG 2 weeks back asking for a favour (no payment) content and I went for their shoot on Sunday morning as arranged. To my surprise, yesterday they sent a new contract that has a fee stating that I’m gonna be paid. I’m so happy 😁
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
4 months
@PortiaMoemedi Lol Portia I'm too old for spaces 🤣
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
5 years
Majority of them ain’t Nyaope boys but look dirty cos of their work environment... talk to them sometimes so that you can stop pushing this nyaope narrative ✌🏽
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
10 months
RIP to the gent and I hope his family and loved ones get justice. I’m just pointing out what could’ve been avoided 🙏🏽
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Pfarelo
6 months
You lose your income and she's gone too? Nah I wish every gent experienced real love from high school at least cos why are you paying someone to be your girlfriend? Renting a hun is crazy business LMAO
@Vhoyde
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Having cash flow problems while with a coin slot woman must be a different kind of hell. Lose your job and you're dealing with a whole stranger lol
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Pfarelo
2 years
Master KG is the biggest DJ in Africa and Top 5 in the whole world, from Limpopo to the world🔥🤌🏽
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
4 years
Venda Streets 📍
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Pfarelo
4 years
If he doesn’t go far on idols, I’ll organize studio time for 3 songs and push his PR too with multiple tv shows, radio and print media... 🙌🏽💣🧨❤️
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
3 years
When you get a chance, date and love a Venḓa girl wholeheartedly ❤️
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
3 years
Guys the company I work for? 😭, we shooting the last ep so I go to the studio to cut the cake for the production’s last ep then there is my cake next to it with gifts?? They all sang for me 😭🥂🎉🎁😍
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Pfarelo
2 years
Lol the Sleeper is tempting… 🤔🤣
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Pfarelo
9 months
@Vhoyde When chilling with a side chick, ever noticed how they love taking snaps of either your house or anything that will show that she with you?. Ungovernable behaviour 💀
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Pfarelo
4 years
Today when I was leaving Makro Crown Mines JHB I found “T Lethaba’s cards holder” by the parking with few cards and a R50 note” then hand it over to lost and found which was received by Sibusiso Nkosi from Makro... if he’s still looking for it he should go to Makro Crown Mines ✌🏽
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Pfarelo
3 years
One Woman Show for Makhadzi? 👀
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Pfarelo
3 years
@LJRasi Ake koloti di followers, ke haka mo
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Pfarelo
6 years
I look so innocent 😇🤦🏽‍♂️🚀🎬
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Pfarelo
1 year
@JewelsSan “absolutely cannot” is the high-end hating audit I’ve ever seen 🤣
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Pfarelo
3 years
We really don’t give our ancestors credit, we are who we are today because of them , their guidance and wisdom #AncestorsDay
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
1 year
Can’t piss on South Africans then think we’ll support your sh***, spreading lies then go as far as saying you won’t put your foot in SA ever again? I don’t know how our government even allowed him to come back cos now the whole continent call us Xenophobes
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4 years
Creatives are FUCKED!!
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Pfarelo
4 years
My place has one of the best views in town... just look at this 🔥🔥😍
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Pfarelo
2 years
All Venḓa girls eat pap for breakfast and they’re not even ashamed. This tweet is meant to shame them 🌚
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Pfarelo
2 years
@Che_Motswana Now people are losing opportunities because of Eskom? Nah this is crazy business
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@PfareloMulondo
Pfarelo
6 years
Dear Venda girls who think they’ve arrived Speaking basic Tshivenda when you’re 100% Muvenda isn’t attractive and it doesn’t make you woke. You’re just a dumb ass girl who can speak other languages except her own... LOST SOUL, ndo fhedza 🤮
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Pfarelo
4 years
Balloons all over my TL... a year has been added to my life🎂 🍾🎁🎈 ❤️
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4 years
@BPZNkabinde @MthupaThula I’ll make a thread one day about the trauma of growing up without a father 🤣🤣
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Pfarelo
3 years
The N1 gives me anxiety. Why don’t we have fast trains nationwide in 2021? 🙁
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Pfarelo
6 years
My barber did the damn thing wooow 😩😩🔥🔥
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Pfarelo
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Weekend!!
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Pfarelo
7 years
Guys Venda is beautiful... I mean look at that... 😋❤️😍🔥🔥🙆🏽‍♂️ #Myday #Views 🙈
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Pfarelo
7 years
Me: it's over Her: But we come a long way 😫 Me: yes, we've arrived
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Pfarelo
3 years
Thursday ❤️
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Pfarelo
1 year
Paying Mizo 15k at his home town is mad disrespectful especially when we all know you have money and the lineup is tight from other big guns. Mizo is our legend and the 1st step is to pay him his rate… that’s respect ✊🏿
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#VendaNgaDecember
1 year
So this guy was saying this? 🥹💔
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Pfarelo
6 years
Beautiful boys ZA 🤗
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Pfarelo
4 years
Venda really makes me happy 🙌🏽😊
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Pfarelo
4 years
To notify qualifying applicants on the waiting list about the open vacancy.
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Pfarelo
7 years
When @MbauReloaded says “Sibahle fuckt up” 🚀😋🤾🏽‍♂️ 🔥🔥, thanks for passing by our @wtftumi set, it was amazing having you 🙏🏽
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Pfarelo
3 years
I’ve produced fire episodes for this show between 2014-2018 I’ll forever be grateful for the role it played in my career 🙏🏽🙌🏽✊🏿❤️
@PhilMphela
Kgopolo
3 years
TV: #RealGoboza CANCELLED RGB returned on Saturday with a new season but this will be the show’s finale season. After 14 years on air, the SABC has pulled the plug on the iconic show. #KgopoloReports
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3 years
Lol if your home language wasn’t featured on a National anthem but the oppressor’s language is featured, you’d definitely be driven trust me.
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Pfarelo
2 years
@PhathuMakwarela Every second house in Venda plays Makhadzi on repeat!!
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Pfarelo
10 months
@sugargirlYSL If as gents we don’t learn from this story, we will never learn lol
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Pfarelo
3 years
Who gave you the permission to publish this? Why didn’t you wait for the broadcaster to issue the statement? Hai twitter reporters have no shame 😂
@PhilMphela
Kgopolo
3 years
TV: Generations losing viewers Ratings on SA’s second most watched tv show have continued to decline in 2021 The show began the year with 6.97-million viewers and peaked at 6,6mil in February. According to March ratings, the numbers dropped further to 6.45mil. #KgopoloReports
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