Juli Baker @nosiey_ Twitter profile

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Juli Baker

@nosiey_

11 months

I could cry. 🥹❤️

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Juli Baker

@nosiey_

2 years

Women in Tech.

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2 years

My wife put parental controls on Netflix because I watched one of our shows without her.

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6 years

Why wouldn't I attend my graduation?

Dreamer🔮 | Princess🦁|

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6 years

If your boyfriend’s wife passes,do you attend the funeral to show support?👀

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4 years

THEY COULDN'T TRACK THEM WHEN ALL THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN WERE MISSING??!!!!

News24 🇿🇦

@News24

4 years

South Africa will be tracking cellphones to fight the Covid-19 virus | @BISouthAfrica

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1 month

“Planned kids” lapho basho imali yezitimela.

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1 month

Let’s normalize having planned kids, check the price of that stroller 🤭

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4 years

@rafel_slim Falling off the bone.

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6 years

Google has launched free online courses for digital marketing with certification. Google also no longer has a degree requirement for employment. Do with this information what you must.

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6 years

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5 years

"I stole your number from somewhere I hope you don't mind. 🙈" I do. I do mind and I'm blocking you.

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4 years

Me, looking for property to buy in Sea Point at a deceased estate auction because everyone went jogging.

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11 months

The confidence of white South Africans will never not shock me. 😂

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3 years

I saw a tweet about how Kris Jenner has more black grandchildren than Diana Ross and I juh-

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3 years

@tyesheriidan Hey it's Robert Pattinson here, need you to send me $500. I'm with Zoe Kravitz.

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@nosiey_

5 years

Claimed to have amnesia to break up with him. She remembers everyone else but him. The stuff of legends. 😭🔥

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@nosiey_

6 years

Nami nginje elangeni. Still fucking though.

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6 years

That Virginity Glow though 😍👌🌻 #uMkhosiWomhlanga

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10 months

Fieldbar really clocked the game shame, because if there’s one thing South Africans like it’s classism and being ✨different✨.

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6 years

Nani fokkoff. You guys had 24 years to shake the table.

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4 years

@Simply_Paxton With foreheads like ours, sometimes you've got to tuck it in your lace front like your stomach in high waist jeans.

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@nosiey_

5 years

The lack of the 'ku' everytime I see this tweet.

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6 years

Ngaze ngahlumezeka.

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11 months

The qualification she’s talking about is being a lash technician. Someone in the comments just reminded them they’re immigrants here so it’ll be that much harder to find jobs + everything is expensive and they’re better off going back home. At least it’s was another mlungu. 😂

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@nosiey_

5 years

PSA: Netcare has free Sexual Assault Centres that are integrated into their emergency departments and the Namula app will assist if you ever feel unsafe or are in need of assistance getting out of an unsafe situation. Ladies please don't give Masechaba a cent of your money.

NomaRetweets 💀

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5 years

Yho ha.a may I never like money this much

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5 years

@leauxmichelle Orrr millenials are also tired of being around toxic family members and pretending like everything is okay for a few days a year.

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4 years

@DemCrochet You're bad at Math aren't you?

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7 years

Nonhle Thema has 699 followers and a yahoo email account. A lesson, on how life can humble you when you shit on the people who give a shit.

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5 years

@_slimarella_ @all_in_yo_girl You say that like they didn't. 😂

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Juli Baker

@nosiey_

3 months

The blazer you buy to go pay your own lobola:

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corporate girlies run to H&M (Rosebank). all of these are R200 each from R429 - more on the comments 💌

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6 years

Google Digital Garage

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5 years

R. Mashesha once said, "You've done it, mina...

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Bomboclaat

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@teephori27 @zama_mdluli @Mosensei God for us all, Guluva for himself.

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6 years

Google Developers Training

Resources, Courses, and Trainings - Google for Developers

Advance your skill set by exploring our large collection of documentation, guides, resources, courses, and additional training for developers.

developers.google.com

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Juli Baker

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3 years

@LizaNjee @TsongaBoii Passed the vibe check though.

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3 years

@Lungii_T Cela sivule iSpace later. Abanye benu need to tell us the whole story.

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5 years

Put it in your uterus then. Damn!

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2 months

@peachesrobyn Cause she got us involved so we need closure. 😂

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5 years

@Dualityman81 Someone said, "because they need to cut the eye holes in their sheet bigger"

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2 years

@unothando__ How was your aim?

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1 year

@AbutiDlazof And being charged for parking. 😡

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Juli Baker

@nosiey_

4 years

I've dumped somebody for saying something like this to me. If you can't own your feelings for me without insinuating that I have to have done something to you (which is incredibly narcissistic) you put me in a position to have to prove to you that ung'jwayela amasimba.

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I think my girlfriend wa loya.. Nooo man, Nkase rate Motho so. Kaitseba.

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4 years

@Simply_AugustK @gregsoleri I'm guessing you just wanted to tell Twitter you're familiar with the previous CEO of Cerebos because nothing in this tweet is relevant.

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2 years

@mash_iie Really? Right in front of Tems?

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1 year

@News24 A lot of the men in the comments don't even care about the children, they just wanted the man to win. 😂

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1 year

@ZamazayM I don’t even know what happened with her but even the way she’s saying it doesn’t sound like she believes it. 😂

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2 years

@goodhairthabii @NalediSekoto I was watching a panel discussion yesterday with two dermotologists, the only home remedy that works is rosemary oil and even that has about 2% efficacy. The best topical treatment for hair loss is Minoxidil.

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Juli Baker

@nosiey_

9 years

Read it. Read it again. Read it again in the morning and the next and the next.

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2 years

@Givenkazeni I think it's this but the foot is her face.

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3 years

@NormalTKo Also they really had this nigga walking around with tanning goggle eyes? Despite all the resources at his disposal?

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5 years

@tununu3 Idk man, I'd be so mad if I went on top and I got pregnant. Come on gravity. 😂

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6 years

@marcwryals @SonoAnthony @austinparks1223 Nah she doesn't. Food from establishments with questionable hygiene slaps the hardest.

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5 years

As of today hasn't been hard enough I have just been alerted that a friend of mine is missing. If you're around Durban, please help us find Natasha.

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@Nomondensele This is why I don't even acknowledge yesterday. This was me a few years ago. Turns out he was 10 minutes away from my place with his other girlfriend. That was the day I learnt how to hoe and I've never looked back since. 💕

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4 years

@defjam @Nasty_CSA Uzotlhala kupi? La nna kapa eAmerica?

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2 years

@UnDEANiable I can't believe you came back just to say that. 😂

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@_Bonga Ask him if he’s the baby father.

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8 years

"Talk shit, I'll fuck your man, send him back hella broke." - Cardi B the Gawd 🙌🏽

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4 years

Not you guys pretending to not understand Lineo's tweet like some girl didn't come on here and make a thread about being a shit friend because her friend didn't, 'allign with her brand'. We already covered this module please.

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@wfreemantle I raise you, the Afrikaans teacher.

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4 years

@NdatuHaikali @Novurrr She did not drag your mother. She dragged YOU! So not only have you not cured covid, you can't read either.

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5 years

Nansi i-Press Release and that's that on that.

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2 years

@crissles In his final act, he'll cheat on her leading to their eventual divorce and then sue for so much spousal support she never gets to retire comfortably because she has to work to support this man.

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@aktion_hank There’s no incentive for them to not have beer bellies, dress well or look after themselves because they know we’re going to date them anyway. Especially the ones with money. It’s a crisis.

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5 years

I have to apologize to a man. I feel sick.

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3 years

@StaxCooks @Bossvandy Would you choose security?

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5 years

@gp_kuda @_Bonga @mapz___ They should. So they can learn to put images of white faces on stories about them.

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3 years

@buckyoudiaz @analogxdigital @jiggyjayy2 Trying to fix it back into place. 😂

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5 years

Being a victim of assault shouldn't cost you your emotional wellbeing and your money too.

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6 years

They also have a free training site for developers. You take the exam and they give you certification based on your existing knowledge and experience.

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5 years

Just remembered we once had a sex addict as Minister of Finance reciting Kendrick Lamar lyrics after announcing a VAT increase. Wild.

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9 months

@lazymom_b Okay and?

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1 year

@Kim_Khandashisa Mina ngiyabasaba abafana shame.

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1 month

@Billa_bonga It’s cause I know they can’t assassinate me. 🙏🏼 Ayikho inkabi enePassport.

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@nosiey_

8 years

It's called uConductor. Umsebenzi wakhe.

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4 years

@Gabbie_Kamo12 @akaworldwide Men are not a prize. Rest baby.

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3 years

@mamtimande @NyembeMbalenhle Uyibona kanje intombi yom'Zulu. 😂

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3 years

@lonwabo_mbuqwa @i_am_yolie_ With what sir?

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5 years

@ThaboMokatsa1 This is not helping women. It's profiting off of their painful experiences which is a pretty shit thing to do.

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2 years

@LindokuhleMboma You could have just sat there and ate your food because we didn't even know who she was talking about.

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3 months

Growing up really is learning not to center yourself in everything. Sometimes it’s not about you, people just have other things going on.

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3 years

Anyways, R Sthelly must leak the family secrets. Help SARS out since she is no longer a beneficiary.

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4 years

@S_Sandisiwe Level 4 said, "Land Redistribution!"

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3 years

@Tumi213 The fact that this is his pinned tweet is ending me

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3 years

@Kamohelo_deluxx We have both an Oupa and a Godfrey at work. 😭😭

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4 years

Hey guys. So this guy gave me ride on Friday and I've had rides with him a few times before. He asked me if he could be my regular Uber driver (off the app) b/c he wants to buy his kids winter clothes, but I don't need Ubers that regularly. If anyone else does DM for his number.

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4 years

@Ribanatoring It's always the broke ones with a lot to say innit.

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@nosiey_

8 years

Why do you think people get married? You thought it was about love? Nah, it's about securing the best 30 Seconds partner.

Tumelo 🇿🇦

@Mel0_0lem

8 years

Guys, is 30 Seconds that serious?

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2 years

@tanyajunghans The kids are alright. 😍

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@nosiey_

7 years

Top Student 3 Terms in a row. Somebody fund my sister already.

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6 years

Teen Vogue and Pornhub been woke.

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@nosiey_

7 years

Dreamt I bought a farm at an auction cause previous owner had filed for insolvency on account of the drought and it pleased the ancestors that a black person owned it again so they made it rain. Ugh. Now I'm going to be craving land the whole day.

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2 years

@WayneH__ Bet she isn't counting change.

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4 years

@awall_519 Then they wonder why 'we' aren't getting COVID-19.

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4 years

@dineonono I clearly got the wrong version of South African bodies.

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8 years

The women saving the men -which is really the more realistic narrative.

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3 years

@AmuFloyd @CulpritEnter Also highly likely he's a casual worker and isn't entitled to any kind of leave at all, which is the reality of most people who would be doing this kind of work.

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6 months

@lee_Duruwe_ “What advise do you have for other women listening at home?” 😂✋🏼

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@nosiey_

3 years

I'm so tickled at the mens being mad enough to call out baby city for this representation but not their absentee father peers.

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What do they mean by that?

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@NotYetUhuru_ Love it for her though. I hope she gets every last one of that skelm's clients.

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4 years

@jxb35 @papitodcasquito @AirrBuddd @jasminericegirl Ribbed for pleasure.

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@nosiey_

3 years

Sounds like a confession of theft to me.

The Insight Factor

@insightfactor

3 years

🔴President Cyril Ramaphosa Protects Corruption🔴 An exclusive ANC NEC meeting leaked by Daily News has put President Ramaphosa on the spot. In the leaked recording the President is heard saying he's prepared to fall on his sword instead of SA knowing how public funds were used.