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I need to know what Richard Dreyfuss said at a jaws screening last night that inspired this email

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@matildae22 @AchingKneeJoint Going to go to a rave and ask if anyone there is trying to heal from the emotional damage of committing javelin homicide

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@ElPasTexas Sounds about right but I was really hoping that he just lost it on something more niche. Left handed people, Gypsies, something like that

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@aubreynswitzer @NGiraffe520 @maloonds We read it. The lede was still idiotic and that point is proven by how little attention is being paid to it compared to the idiocy of the original tweet. The only saving grace is nobody’s asking burger why tf they’re talking about chefs and the culinary world.

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@caitiedelaney i try not to commit to any activities so i'm just a people

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@rob_bronstein @Browtweaten Hi rob, older millennial here. You don’t get to pretend your generation wasn’t largely on the wrong side of this issue for decades. Just cause y’all softened up after renting I now pronounce you chuck and Larry at blockbuster doesn’t get you woke points

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@YallLuvCris I feel like the answer is in here somewhere

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@JenLuvsFitness @tragicbirdapp I'd suggest sticking to fitness and sitting this conversation out

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@ElPasTexas Or even just being really mad about Bob still.

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@MarthaAYoung @repmorgan To be fair, the most logical explanation is she made this up and never actually had a black friend.

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@bungeebingleton @moobloem @TheHallWay1 @scac_sascas Schrodinger’s matter

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@Off_Beat_Moons @DrakeGatsby I think I saw Amazon or someone just has a category now for 90 minute movies

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@VarawinAshford @Havokmon @chrissyteigen Yeah, I see him too. Unless this is like one of those magic eye paintings and if I stare hard enough, he turns into a sailboat?

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@dajennison @JustynTyme_ If you’re wondering why nobody wanted you at their cookout this weekend, I think I know

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@jentrification @ryanoferguson I’ve lost a lot of friends in there

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@government_bear @mqetjen That means he’s still ripe for the suing! Let’s lawyer up!

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@cwhott @kibblesmith Mr & Mr Smith

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@RealMickFoley I’ll do it. I’ve always wanted to do something to benefit mankind.

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@Lori_Hoddinott @erinisaway I know this is twitter but this is about as shameless a bad faith intentional misreading of intent as it gets on here. Grow up.

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@Chris_dds98 @Snowden A better way to phrase that is “how did you misread the situation so badly when literally everyone else could see it plain as day”

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@RonbotLawblog @shadesofgreaves It would’ve been sorta understanding if she was shooting for Harvard for her kids. The fact that it was USC just makes it sad.

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@TaylorLorenz Can’t help but notice you taking the position this conspiracy isn’t valid and I must ask: how much is Big Bird paying you?

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@kyledotmp3 @notenoughteaa @DaddyPobbin @TVsCarlKinsella You can let a joke just exist sometimes

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@StephMcMahon @shanemcmahon

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@hellolanemoore There’s a lot going on here but the vibe of the phrase “to get what I want” is the part that really sticks out.

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@AngerInducer87 @hellograndpa So because he was too weak to enjoy a hobby responsibly it’s an indictment on the millions of people who are more than capable of just play a video game for an hour or two here and there? He can have his opinion. It’s still stupid.

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@VanillaDaniel @1followernodad Could be different sounds tho

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@GabeHockett @depthsofwiki Or noodling caused the Confederacy

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@JohnRintz @vickr_s @LukeMones Haven’t spoken to a cousin in 13 years because he started seriously dating a girl in New Jersey. Did he have a Jersey wedding? Don’t know, don’t care. All that matters is I didn’t have to go to a Jersey wedding.

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@CCoceans311 @NathanJRobinson He also saw a lot of the southern states and African Americans react this same way to him then and made no real effort to try and change that from 2016 to 2020.

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@VerucaSaltSh8kr @vpungs “This guy’s entire family works for ICE” - someone who finds me critically injured and takes my phone

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@abbygov Time to change my brita filter. Thank you

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@VerucaSaltSh8kr @vpungs It seems like using the emergency contact thing makes more sense

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@JohnRintz @vickr_s @LukeMones you've gotta identify anyone who might have a destination wedding and cut them out of your life asap. also, stop talking to people who are further than like a 150 mile radius. you don't need that kind of negativity unless they live somewhere that'd be really good to visit

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@abbygov They must not like golden globe nominees

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@PugsLuvz @KatieGibasTV @SPECNewsBuffalo “Serve and protect” are pretty clear instructions too.

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@vanillatary i wish i was on the titan submersible because that means i would've had a quick painless death before i ever knew this person existed.

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@dbeatdadrocker @rgw_iv

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@israyvelcoro @matildae22 @AchingKneeJoint I know she beat prison for this but I don't buy it.

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@gldivittorio Mushrooms got me through March through May of 2020. I'd highly recommend with one caveat: Be careful of getting accidentally stuck in a time loop. It's a low risk, but it IS a risk.

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@megangailey Problem: You want to be a dad but hate all the sex required to get to that. Solution: ^^^^

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@a_b_certlife @2RBoSi It’s almost like we’re adults who realize taxes are necessary to have a functioning society with infrastructure and resources?

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@jessesingal Everyday of my life I’m going to remember you’re the guy who thought the attack helicopter was real and not a reference to the long running tired conservative joke.

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@Carpboy823 @kfdmnews I only count 18 in the photo so that’s probably why there’s 3-5 minute window for the other 12-32 feral hogs who might be running behind

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@TedNesi @MikeBloomberg Wow, he manages to become less likable with every quote.

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@Clayburn @Chadwick_Moore I like how you cherry pick this one guy when thousands of people are dunking on you equally....

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@femaleredhead @ackisu89 Fwiw, most of us tune out whatever it is. I’m a nerd not a fucking cop.

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@BadLegalTakes This is a rare one that manages to get almost everything wrong. It starts with thinking people under 25 watch news on tv and ends on attributing a mid 90s dawn of the internet rule to Obama. At no point is it slams or correct in between

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@WillBrinson Holy shit that photo of McMahon

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@WalshFreedom Or it’s not actually anti-semitism.

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@ICooperAuthor In lieu of working hard, dose your boss with acid and have you and your coworkers pretend to be ghosts at the holiday office party.

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@cvb1994 @ThatMikeCarter @TheRock Yeah like that’s.....the entire point

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@silicondove @moose_ul_man @RegimeTwink @Zalinium234 yeah, i think people really underestimate how not a bad thing that GMOs are.

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@Klocknernator @S0lldus1 Feeling blessed that Jared Leto gets another day on this earth to give us his terrible art!

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@realgirl_fieri Is this not what everyone means with I'm fine/good?

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@JackWaltimore Also, it's not a Christmas song....like at all. Real lowest common denominator word association got it on Holiday playlists but the song has nothing to do with the holidays

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@AngerInducer87 @hellograndpa Like, his entire career is the embodiment of the premise “let people enjoy things even if you think it’s stupid”, he should not be in a position to shit on others because he had no self discipline.

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@letterboxdauras she ain't wrong

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@PrestonDisney @stoolpresidente @celtics @sixers Surprisingly, nobody in New England cares about their token regular season upset once a year.

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@DoofEvil @headfallsoff Idk, the reason the prequels got a warmer reception later is because Disney came out with something worse that made people realize “ok, maybe the prequels weren’t *that* bad”

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@TalksNTights @ihatejoelkim @brettwhite And that toxic work culture has consequences

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@MoeWanchuk @wyattfair I like to believe they brought the chili dog from home to the tastee freeze. They stopped selling em to Jack after they saw the way he eats them.

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@extra_large_oof @nykyt0sha If he’s truly Mr Worldwide, they’d recognize him.

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@shodrewshirley @Chron_MattYoung Arm straight up, Mookie not having made contact with the wall. Glove already closed cause his guy punched it closed. Case closed

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@WindowIsntOpen @NickiJhabvala Imagine reading what he wrote and not getting the point clearly being "Hey, build something that isn't going to break so people don't get hurt"

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@BoIeman @Talyrath @ChiefDavidRoddy The problem is that’s four people and the problem goes a lot deeper and across a lot of departments. Two things will ultimately effect change: prosecuting this shit and departments drawing a line in the sand and rooting out the people that’d do this before they kill someone.

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@kleenaechs @jhedelstein I assumed the discourse is a sunk costs thing to justify the time spent reading it?

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@brentbest @femaleredhead @ackisu89 Dentists are basically cops for your mouth

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@stixbradley @AlbertBreer Dunno how much you’ve looked at the news in the last 15 hours or so, but I’d like to bet the under please.

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@vanillatary Doggo is like peak millennial tho

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@Grubhub @Wendys It's probably gonna show up in like 2 hours and be cold as shit.

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@alicewetterlund At this point, I’m gonna just assume every dude is a creep and be pleasantly surprised if I find out they don’t

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@lynxmck @abbygov Or like not watch even?

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@jessica_smetana Someone needs to unplug the internet before we all lose our minds

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@LuxuryTweeting @bram_dingelstad @_jazzghost_ It’s almost like they’re idiots or something

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@Friday13thGame This feels like trying to get connected to AOL on dialup in the late 90s

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@Socksandoxfords @EBBMpodcast @SophRossss It seems like a tabloid is taking the worst possible pull quote of an hour long interview and then this screenshot is doing an even more extreme version of that and the whole body of what he said isn't really that bad.

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@Joebro98564508 @ImNotOwned Holding up your phone to film a stranger trying to do their job is rude and shitty.

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@JOEL9ONE There’s a better case to be made that the vaccine prevents concussions and CTE (which I just made up) than there is for any of the anti vaccine reasons I’ve heard in the last six months

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@mattraub @mikediva It’s better than the one the black eyed peas did

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@Minignu1 @MNateShyamalan Not for long….

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@NekoKaat @AMGitsKriss @buitengebieden_ Like me and alcohol, I get it

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@alienlii @FlyerDie @drewmckevitt You must’ve not read the part where he said “literally every indoor space”. Like, smoking on airplanes was a thing I vividly remember seeing.

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@delmoi @kenklippenstein Because that article does a terrible job explaining you’re far less likely to contract the virus in the first place if you’re vaccinated. Ah unvaccinated person is about 8x more likely to get infected with equal exposure. The solution has always been and always will be vaccines

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@Maram66271768 @twtattoos What were you in prison for?

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@sftechworker @Ash_Undead @kenklippenstein Is it hard to intentionally miss the point? Like, it seems like you have to work to actually be that obtuse.....

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@ReverendHexar @wyattfair It’s not his fault that there’s no other words that rhyme with it.

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US passing one million COVID deaths has been announced so many different times that it feels like that girl you know who says “it’s my birthday month”

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@DanaSchwartzzz Jake Gyllenhaal was behind me in line for coffee once in Boston. I was hungover and basically said hello like he was some dude from high school who’s name I’d forgotten.

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@MikeWBaseball @JoshWilsonSB 130 for Manning 145 for Brees 25 for Brady

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@steven_wheat @ned_zeppelin_iv @FBI @CIA @ATFHQ @USPS @ColumbusPolice @DonaldJTrumpJr I just used my magic liberal powers to shadow ban your snitch tag efforts. Also, the CIA is on our side. Deep state

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@fgge55 @jamienapier77 @HelloCullen @GraceSpelman I think the point is maybe don’t praise the brand like they saved the world?

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@michaelFhurley Still wouldn’t be surprised to learn Cora didn’t even ask him to get up or go into game but was just too scared to tell him someone else was getting ball.

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@coolmatthew213_ @mercedesbnkss Earth Day Daniel Bryan was good too. As was the Brock/Seth stuff.

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@usedwigs @emmabarrie Idk i thought it was a fun reminder of a thing that’s impossible to explain to people who weren’t alive for it while simultaneously serving as a weird allegory for NFTs

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@sharifaly @Mesut_Ausil Happens every time

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@imamchrispy @Grimson_ @decafjedi Was adult at time, can confirm this was accurate

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@Josh_More @gldivittorio Too small too. Our only hope is us trying to send a much larger boat in to wedge it out and then it gets stuck and then we just keep sending them in, one after the other

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@real_el_horse @foundfootage Back in the early 90s, we just called that "television"

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