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Molly

@mollyanne326

4 months

@Independent We need to bring back asylums.

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8 months

@emericanjezebel Do you know how easy it is to make bread, peanut butter, and jam? 95% of this time is waiting. The biggest lie is probably that the toddler requested it vs her just wanting to make it. If I could have made all of my teenager's food from scratch, I for sure would have.

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9 months

@OTCellyy He’s picturing how mad his wife is gonna be and wondering if he can get a refund on that Airbnb.

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10 months

@jersey__bounce It’s literally equal effort to type this prompt in as it is to just come up with the text.

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6 months

@slucy People dgi. In 2017, we drove to Oregon. I didn't actually care because I had seen a partial as a kid and thought it was meh - but I had a 10 year old to fill with wonder. I had no idea how different a total eclipse is than a partial. I cried. It was beautiful.

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2 years

@Jomboy_ Imagine getting famous for breaking down a baseball play and 3 years later being asked to (and coming through on) breaking down a very bizarre exchange during the weirdest day in the House.

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7 months

@MizShannonS Some people shouldn’t be dating, let alone procreating.

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6 months

@nj_401 What was even the point of winning the Revolution if they can interrupt our national past times?

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1 year

@hearthughes Probably more like one of their players was like, "hey guys this is getting out of hand and I'm actually being sexually harassed on the internet and it's also making my wife uncomfortable...so...can we not? " And they were like "yes, employee, that sounds entirely reasonable."

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4 months

@jvasquez_1989 @ElijahSchaffer I actually watch this and think my life is pretty great because I don't feel compelled to do things like this at all. Which means my brain is working as intended.

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7 months

@SibneyCrombsy Did the rest of the team even come to the game?

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5 months

@Mr_Swift1594 Well, she was at the gym training for her tour. So she was at work. So if you have ever cried at work (or would), then you can relate.

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1 year

@_celia_bedelia_ @hingadingadergn That is an excellent boundary. It's also a valid boundary if I say to a potential partner "it hurts/has hurt me in the past when people I'm dating do x/y/z, please don't do that." It's not about control at all but agreeing to the relationship you both want.

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@mollyanne326

9 months

@maroonwine13 Why do they look like they're photoshopped next to each other?

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@mollyanne326

6 months

@gmoult It is not possible to over romanticize Prague.

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@mollyanne326

6 months

@PetiteNicoco Imagine how you'd feel if you were the boyfriend though. Like yes, I'm in love with you but I'd rather be dead. Sorry.

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@mollyanne326

7 months

@LolOverruled She's not dead but they're not doing themselves any favors.

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@mollyanne326

1 year

@thehoffather When you want to be performative, but you don't want to pay the price for being performative?

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@mollyanne326

10 months

@mattwensing People are using so much compute for these little parlor tricks. Which cost real money. Was only a matter of time before they tried to throttle it.

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@mollyanne326

1 year

@hockeywildernes Kirill is learning to play playoff hockey and it has nothing to do with scoring goals and everything to do with not putting up with shit.

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6 months

@cloverbloom_ One time I landed at ORD and there were a ton of people (fans, not paparazzi) at baggage claim to meet the girl who played the girl who played the daughter on Castle who had been on my flight. Fans will be fans.

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1 year

@MagNorris @Matt_Levine_1 I think this is the best shot I've ever seen shot.

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6 months

@CPowers14 Oh my god. They all had no right being this ready to go.

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@mollyanne326

8 months

@RandyTreibel @emericanjezebel That’s why everyone’s dragging her for being emotionless and unhappy 😂. But my point still stands.

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7 months

@ymmayer Yes!!!! I went a solid 2 years without them. How did this happen? Also a PSA for everyone: your ex isn’t thinking about you, he’s not coming back with communication, he’s not your twin flame. Girl, move on. Don’t let them feed your delusions.

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1 year

@connerdelights Now tell us how many people you made wipe their entire profile.

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@mollyanne326

4 months

@DollPariah She is 5'3''. Hope this helps.

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8 months

@steviaplath Should we all be so lucky to find someone who loves us so wholly.

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@mollyanne326

5 months

@kathrynfiona @bustle Sharing location is only a problem if people are untrusting, trust has already been broken, or one of the parties is neurotic. Good for checking ETAs when texting would be annoying. Bad for constantly surveilling and accusations if someone isn't where you think they should be.

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1 year

@Unicornifull @hingadingadergn This is telling someone that if they yell at you you'll punish them so it is entirely telling someone how to behave. I'm not disagreeing that leaving the room is a valid response. I'm just pointing out the nuance.

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1 year

@bitch_rights I'd be going to prison.

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@mollyanne326

7 months

@verymoisturized Every time I come onto this app I feel like more people than I could have ever imagined are in mental health crises.

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@mollyanne326

1 year

@thefilmdrunk All the heartbreaking men in the theater were locked in, put into bear costumes, and burned when these ladies exited.

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@mollyanne326

1 year

@_celia_bedelia_ @hingadingadergn what is a boundary then? 😂

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1 year

@GarryGates @NHL Ok but why does the capitals one say “anals” on the jersey? What could you possible have prompted?

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@mollyanne326

2 years

@Hondo658 @v0lk6 @unusual_whales Or. What if Gisele made more money than Tom forever (which she did). So if anyone’s not getting money, it’s Tom 😂

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7 months

@RichardHanania A woman this comfortable in her own skin and totally ok with who she is. You love to see it.

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7 months

@CaitPsych Posted this on @datepsych 's repost but it belongs here too: I, for one, am shocked that men pick 8s with bad traits. This is in no way directly related to the plethora of tweets and reddit posts where men absolutely hate their wives.

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11 months

@slapadamilk The whole point of @TheWienerCircle is for them to have the main character energy. The filthiest and meanest things that have ever been said to me have been yelled at me at 2AM on a Wednesday at that place.

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@mollyanne326

4 months

@IanKarmel oh you mean remember when we appreciated joy?

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@mollyanne326

1 year

Went to Taylor Swift Eras. Worth every penny #TaylorSwift #ErasTour #seattle

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@mollyanne326

1 year

@mulaney I hope you at least said, hey guy, I'm baby J - or something.

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@mollyanne326

4 years

@nprpolitics I cannot wait until Amy McGrath takes his senate seat from him.

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6 months

@slucy Also, it took me like 14 hours to get back to Seattle after it at an average speed of like 10mph. I didn't even care. I was just so filled with awe over what I had just witnessed.

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@mollyanne326

6 years

@CarmichaelDave I literally want to send that man a handwritten note thanking him for being an A+ human. Contact us for Seattle Air Traffic Control is not easy to find...probably for good reason.

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@mollyanne326

2 years

@soleildabs Can I add a not staged PR photo to prove your point (from 2017)?

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@mollyanne326

1 year

@amykaufman84 @theaceofspaeder @BauerOutage @molly_knight Pretty low for a “journalist” to run a story that ruined someone’s career based on no evidence? No?

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@mollyanne326

7 months

@lavertigineee I’m so dumb I thought all the twitter talk this week was that they invited Lionel Messi to the Oscars.

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1 year

@heatdaddy69420 Normally I’d agree with your take. If people are willing to go, hands down an arena is a good investment for any city. But, they weren’t even selling out mullet arena this year. The years they were good they weren’t selling out the old arena in the playoffs.

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6 months

@spittinchiclets I like how he was actually kind of pissed. But my man, you knew who you were messing with.

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7 months

@tripnf4ll I mean, while I appreciate being able to feel feelings, my lord I do not love this particular feeling.

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@mollyanne326

1 year

@EmeraldCityHky I like soucy. But do you know how bad your team has to be for him to get the A in his first season there?

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@mollyanne326

1 year

@orbit_mackswell Reverse it and get his address to send out and you can marry him a la Tyler Seguin...apparently.

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@mollyanne326

10 months

@mcarv_s This is an underrated tweet.

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@mollyanne326

2 years

@choeshow @SeattlePD @SeattleFire I’m sorry, has the expectation become that residents of Seattle carry narcan with them should they encounter someone OD’ing?

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@mollyanne326

5 months

Ok, boys. That’s enough misconducts (part 2) @NHLBruins @FlaPanthers

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9 months

@prettygirll4L John Gottman did research on this. 5:1. As long as there are 5 good things for each of those papercuts y'all are gonna make it.

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1 year

@sighborgs When you're that hot you can get away with that kind of behavior. Us normies would have a restraining order against us so fast! Good for her. Hope they have a wonderful life and she always displays that level of enthusiasm for him.

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7 months

@BradyTrett He wasn’t taunting them at all. He was doing it for them and touching his chest to say my heart is always in Chicago. That crowd sold out for him (and chelios) and gave him a 2 min standing ovation before the game and after this goal. This is the opposite of taunting.

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@mollyanne326

1 year

@FookieBookieJr It's not a highway. The speed limit is like 40MPH. And Lake Shore Drive is one of the things that makes Chicago awesome.

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@mollyanne326

5 months

@engelsein13 Hockey booktok is slowly bleeding into the minds of journalists.

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6 months

@_Nicksy The science says that people like people that they can do favors for more. So in asking for a favor you’re actually building better relationships.

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7 months

@datepsych I, for one, am shocked that men pick 8s with bad traits. This is in no way directly related to the plethora of tweets and reddit posts where men absolutely hate their wives.

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@mollyanne326

7 months

@10k_Takes Man, people really don’t understand how great Minnesota high school hockey is.

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@mollyanne326

1 year

@loganreever @8NewsNow Sports are silly. The reason I like hockey so much is the ridiculousness of all the celebrations with the Stanley Cup. Drunken men raising the Cup to cheering crowds. It's inane and beautiful. No judgement, I've touched it twice and those were two of the best days of my life.

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@mollyanne326

1 year

@mrgreen @HowThingsWork_ Listen. I’m all about embracing technology and change. But understanding defect rates ain’t no way I’m letting an AI operated drill that close to my brain. That life is for the next generation.

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@mollyanne326

1 year

@datepsych @phenomenal_nisa The problem is women want to be approached by men but will treat a man that they don't find attractive like a creep for approaching them. Negative reinforcement exists.

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1 year

@lndian_Bronson This is the most short term thinking I have ever seen from a company. They should instead think about how today’s users make the next generations users. And the better they can pair people off today the bigger the user base can be in the future.

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@mollyanne326

2 years

Not a bad day when you just so happen to be in Paris when #PSG is and get to witness a Messi game winner live #ParisSaintGermain #Messi #GOAT

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@mollyanne326

1 year

@cjzero A 2nd amazing part of this video is the (soon to be ex) girlfriend getting shut down from kissing him by him and maybe also his mom?

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8 months

@jessi_pierce They should play with that mentality every night.

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5 months

@goalietaps @ArtButSports there surely has to be something for this.

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@mollyanne326

7 months

@obamasghost7 @mrnastynodrama Guaranteed this post was intentionally timed and approved by him because he knew he was close. God grant me the serenity to be this good of a sport in the last few weeks of my life.

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@mollyanne326

7 months

@mnwild “Finally it looks normal on someone,” is actually not wrong.

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1 year

@AlexMicheletti This was so bad live. They assessed the 5 minute major just to review. I cannot believe they reduced to 2 min minor. But best believe that kraken crowd boo’d every time Makar had the puck the rest of the game.

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6 months

@Rothmus Expert level troll game. Whoever decided to do that simply would have thrived on twitter.

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9 months

@PeteBlackburn Yes, I was being flippant. I think earlier in his career he just wasn't comfortable with the attention. He has extreme introvert written all over him. He's finding himself. This was a good response. And as a Wild fan (who have all of their goals overturned) I agree with him.

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1 year

@RussoHockey Cool - give the penalty for hooking which is why he "didn't have possession."

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6 months

@CaitPsych Yes, because if you encourage more people to be overweight and fewer people to be underweight you make yourself more attractive relative to your competition.

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7 months

@miakanaiko Even more so as they near adulthood and start experiencing independence but still come to you to share experiences and work through complex (and trivial) issues.

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6 months

@traviskelcepics This is a rollercoaster at the Mall of America. One thing that you should know about rollercoasters at the Mall of America is that they are not scary at all 😂

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7 months

@TheAHL @AHLIslanders @NYIslanders @NHL @espn @ESPNAssignDesk @Sportsnet @BarDown @NBCSportsHockey @TSNHockey @spittinchiclets I’ve watched this like 30x and I’m still in awe.

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2 years

@barstoolsports Listen. I don’t want to judge anyone’s gym attire - unless it’s a woman intentionally wearing nothing and being shocked that men look at her. But what in the north face jacket and shorts is this man working out in?

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5 months

@CaitPsych Trick question because the 5 becomes a 10 based on the fact that he's probably better at being funny and interesting.

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6 months

@mnwild All I'm saying is if I played hockey I would do everything in my power to stay on MAF's good side.

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@mollyanne326

9 months

@CeciliaZin @realJeffreyP @OpenAI Is it copyright infringement or violation of fair use of content?

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@mollyanne326

8 months

@Carnage4Life This is the one late stage capitalism thing I agree with. Cutting costs has become such a problem that quality in everything is garbage. And where we know we need government agencies to regulate they are riddled with lazy talent and bureaucracy.

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1 year

@nauhcner @thelawrenceyan @jconorgrogan Based on how his dad behaved about his salary by cc'ing his mom on an email about it, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, yeah, that was probably a weird house to grow up in.

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5 months

@datepsych People who suck to be around suck to be around equally in person and online. Got it. Probably how we all intuitively know they’re not fun at parties.

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4 years

@ecareyo But for real. How pissed do we think mike pence is that his name was replaced with PRIDE on this banner?

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2 years

@soleildabs I knew he thanked the posts. But knowing he says, “merci, thank you,” like that just did some wholesome thing inside of me that I cannot describe.

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4 months

@v3ktorious Feel super bad for that kid though because that is villian origin story levels of embarrassment. Which is a lot to experience at 10.

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4 years

@zachbraff I have my conspiracy hat on right now. What if he doesn’t have it but this is just a way to avoid more debates. The. He gets to miraculously recover and talk about how the virus isn’t even bad?

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8 months

@mindajane100187 @emericanjezebel Raised a toddler into an almost adult 😉

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8 months

@RachNoodle When she started singing I thought it was a form of elder abuse. I was crying by the end of the song. Did not expect to get sucker punched in the stomach by an 80 year old woman tonight.

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1 year

@poisonforkuzco Can't wait for them to make creepy comments about everything Connor Bedard, who turned 18 minutes ago.

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5 months

@CaitPsych If I were the hunter, everyone would starve to death.

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8 months

@killlatay Even her husband, who actually plays for the eagles, is in chiefs gear and she is wearing some cinci gear. Her commitment to the bit is impressive 😂

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1 year

@datepsych Someone once posted on the r/showerthoughts that most people would be at least of average attractiveness if they maintained a healthy weight and basic hygiene and I think about that often.

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9 months

@MNateShyamalan Marketing woman…

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