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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

3 years

women’s hockey is fun because the ice is full of ladies i want to marry

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

5 years

sobbing at this lil girl at target. dad tries to get her a dress and she just YELLS “no i’m GAY i CAN’T” and her dad just sighs so loudly and goes “no you’re not gay, i’m gay. you’re five.”

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5 years

wait one more tweet bc some of y’all are. a lot. pls understand the dad didn’t say it meanly or anything. i genuinely very much doubt this gay dude is being an asshole to his future gay kid or something, she didn’t seem bothered, It’s Fine Just Enjoy The Moment Please It’s Ok

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5 years

me too kiddo.

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4 years

anyhow

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4 years

@goblinparties a good old interaction with a swedish friend regarding this

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4 months

Fantano’s OPINION IN BIO

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@sighborgs

5 years

idk why this blew up and i personally have nothing 2 plug or offer u but like. if u have the money consider spending a while on gofundme and donating 2 ppl who need it? maybe plug ur own gofundme under this tweet. idk.

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@sighborgs

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for people who don’t know arabic: this note means “under the age of one”. it’s listed more than 100 times. of 2665 listed, it does not include the people missing, the people who didn’t go through the hospital before burial, & people who they could not confirm the identity of.

tara

@taraxrh

11 months

Biden is saying we “can’t be sure” about the number of Palestinian killed by Zionist airstrikes. Palestinian Ministry of Health published today the full names, ages, ID numbers, gender of Palestinians in Gaza martyred between October 7th and October 26th. It’s 212 pages long.

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@sighborgs

1 year

finding out seguin is marrying the woman who kept leaking his address and making burner accounts to guilt him into dating her is probably the funniest development

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@sighborgs

8 months

there has literally never been an israeli in the nhl, ever, in the entirety of the league’s history israel’s team is ranked at #33 of 58 in the iihf’s ranking why would this even remotely matter to the nhl, outside of just wanting to be outspoken about bettman’s zionism

NHL Public Relations

@PR_NHL

8 months

The @NHL has released the following statement.

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@sighborgs

9 months

Sportsnet

@Sportsnet

9 months

"Pure love." 🥺 Linus Ullmark sits down with @SNChrisSimpson to talk about his relationship with Jeremy Swayman and their special goalie hugs. 🤍 Watch the full feature here:

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@sighborgs

5 months

mr fruitcake himself has the market cornered on these

Victoria

@fakehockeyteam

5 months

This thread begets the question: what is THE sluttiest hockey pic (bloody or not bloody) of all time?

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@sighborgs

1 year

note: please do not do this to other hockey players i think it only worked for her because seguin is fucking stupid

femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

1 year

finding out seguin is marrying the woman who kept leaking his address and making burner accounts to guilt him into dating her is probably the funniest development

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

4 years

if you weren’t sure just how extremely insane the NHL player demographic is, for comparison: NBA is 80% poc MLB is 42% poc NFL is 72% poc the US is 37% poc canada is 28% poc .....and the NHL is 3% poc. three percent.

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@sighborgs

2 years

@LaShaylaMonique yup! the lasting power is way stronger w/ this than standard lipliners so you only have to reapply your gloss and not the liner 😗

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

4 years

the star wars trilogy we deserved was jedi finn and his boyfriend poe and i stand by that

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

6 years

i am a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 colorado avalanche fan looking for: ⚪️ Women ⚪️ Men 🔘 a fucking goaltender

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

5 years

bitches be like "i hate men" and then stan a hockey team with 23 of those motherfuckers

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@sighborgs

4 years

screaming

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

7 months

look at my feminists dog we’re never getting out of rape culture

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

5 years

i still don’t understand how men think that women would get into hockey, of all sports, for the hot dudes. like literally there’s like maybe 8 actually hot players in the NHL and the rest is just current fans wearing hoggles and lying to ourselves

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@sighborgs

7 months

the nhl has literally never heard of PR. ever. i am convinced there’s no PR team and it’s just don cherry back there like a monkey with a keyboard

Frank Seravalli

@frank_seravalli

7 months

After a string of questions from @robyndoolittle , who has done incredible reporting on the 2018 World Junior sexual assault, Bettman stopped her and said: “Are we having a personal conversation? Should we open the floor to others?”

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4 years

colorado avalanche buying you pads: a thread

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@sighborgs

1 year

i don’t pay attention to offseason trades so that when the season starts i get jumpscared by the roster

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

5 years

goalies are legally allowed to beat one (1) teammate of their choosing if their team loses after they make 40+ saves. it’s in the rulebook

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

1 year

@futchgoddess @kirihark it’s rec’d to balance the wings out - they can’t fly with super uneven wings, so having them clipped to the same level on both sides can help make them be able to fly again.

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

1 year

@thatsillyhelen oh YEAH lmfao i cannot overstate. she had 20+ burners on ig and stuff. tagging him in posts trying to convince him to like, acknowledge her or whatever? like her entire deal was extremely fucking unhinged and there is so much more to it but the burners……are so funny

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

1 year

went from writing wattpad fanfics about him to convincing her parents to move to dallas from boston when he got traded to chasing down stars players to find out his location and then self-inviting herself to the wag group….. maybe the deranged tiktok girls won this time

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

5 years

keanu is the only man in hollywood, actually. nobody else exists it’s just him

Chris Black

@donetodeath

5 years

I love this!

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

1 year

dragging hockey twitter into the puckbunny archives of seguin’s fianceé being insane, as god intended for me

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

2 years

@BerylStapleton more just that solely reading the words means you’re basing your pronunciation off of how it’s spelled - larger vocab, not to say things right - vs folks who didn’t read much having a smaller vocab, but one they fully know how to correctly pronounce, bc it was heard vs. read?

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

5 years

i have decided it is legally required for every male athlete to wear crop tops. everyone say thank you jimmy.

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

4 years

hockey tumblr is better than hockey twitter because hockey tumblr doesn’t have men who think their opinion matters

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

4 years

hockey

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

5 years

ok it’s late sry and these r unedited but this is. burky talking 2 a baby. he legit spent like a full minute of warmups just talking and waving to this baby

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

5 years

nbc capitals legit just tweeted this fr on their main huh

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

5 years

every time i see dubas i have an out of body experience. why tf does the leafs gm look like he’s gonna sell me cold brew at his new record-store-slash-bagel-cafe

Yahoo Sports Canada

@YahooCASports

5 years

Kyle Dubas is at Pride to support the LGBTQ community.

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

5 years

I’M GONNA COMMIT TOASTER BATH

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

4 years

absolutely screaming at connor mcdavid’s feelings getting so hurt by people making fun of his house that he took legal action for it

chronic hater

@claudgiroux

4 years

connor mcdavid got a house with the most threatening aura known to man

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@sighborgs

5 years

NHL players drop yr skincare routine. how do all of y’all go from covered in acne and greasy at 18 to What’s A Pore at 19. what the fuck

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

6 years

MIKE JHSJJVDJGJ PLEASE

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

3 years

ah, yes, because players of color can definitely always give their honest opinions of teammates (& even just leaguemates) without being labelled as overdramatic or attention seeking. this is a known thing in the nhl. never any punishment for that ever and there never has been!

Chip Alexander

@ice_chip

3 years

Ethan Bear says Tony DeAngelo texted him yesterday. Says he has no concerns. "Never judge a book by its cover. Everybody deserves a second chance."

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@sighborgs

1 year

@kingbealestreet her in the replies straight up saying “they don’t let adults order off the kids menu” and people STILL not getting it……lord

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

1 year

this was supposed to be a tweet like four mutuals would laugh at how did we get here

femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

1 year

finding out seguin is marrying the woman who kept leaking his address and making burner accounts to guilt him into dating her is probably the funniest development

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@sighborgs

3 years

I’M SORRY WHO

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

3 years

is…..is that a concrete wall in your baby’s room

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1 year

small drop of context in a sea of all her other insane bullshit. i’m not fucking with y’all at all here lmao

femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

1 year

@thatsillyhelen oh YEAH lmfao i cannot overstate. she had 20+ burners on ig and stuff. tagging him in posts trying to convince him to like, acknowledge her or whatever? like her entire deal was extremely fucking unhinged and there is so much more to it but the burners……are so funny

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@sighborgs

5 years

so today’s fun things: - ovi has dick piercing(s) - natemac eats ass - someone on the jets is into watersports - oshie’s still a furry - chara sex swings - crosby freeballs ANYTHING ELSE?????????

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@sighborgs

5 years

cale: i rescue puppies and your parents will love me tyler: i’m gonna smash and then ghost you for three months until i feel like hittin it again and you’re probably gonna let me

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femcel george costanza

@sighborgs

7 months

@bloomfilters i made this a few weeks ago but i’m starting to feel like i may need to use it more

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@sighborgs

4 years

they’re allowed to just walk around and live their life normally buying fckn oreos and milk after murdering someone. wild.

🃏josiah

@jk3rd_

4 years

look who my sister caught at Cub Foods in Plymouth. J. Alexander Keung, one of the officers who lynched #GeorgeFloyd in cold blood.

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5 years

i think my fav thing abt ppl who still like kane is like. even if he wasn’t a rapist......dude is still racist. did blackface and got drunk as hell and went around calling ppl k*kes. and that’s just what can actually be Proven like fam ur fave is racist as fuck AND a rapist, gg

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@sighborgs

4 years

jamie benn is dead to me tyler seguin is the new captain of the dallas stars

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@sighborgs

4 years

did the official washington capitals account just post a fancam

Washington Capitals

@Capitals

4 years

✨ 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗧𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗧 ✨

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4 years

jiggle jiggle

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5 years

male sports fans

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@sighborgs

4 years

ultimately: ur racism didn’t (& doesn’t) exist in a bubble so you truly can’t be shocked when poc don’t want to interact with you. congratz on doing the bare minimum i guess but i still don’t want to be ur pal lmao

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@sighborgs

3 years

the nhl, whose fanbase is 90+% rich yt people: we want more fans! so we hired a rich white guy to engage with the sport.

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@sighborgs

4 years

HELLO????

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@sighborgs

1 year

these people would die if they read this american girl doll classic

noah kulwin

@nkulw

1 year

Probably the worst paragraph in 2023

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@sighborgs

5 years

the wildest thing about hockey twitter is i have literally no idea how old anyone is. some of y’all are like 30. some of y’all are, like, 13. some of y’all are BABIES

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@sighborgs

5 years

“if you don’t have a best friend upon joining the team, one will be assigned to you” - @avalanche , apparently

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@sighborgs

4 years

segs shirtless. crosby Arm. giroux just straight up naked. nate.

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@sportsdni

4 years

mentally im here:

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@sighborgs

1 year

this on a pair of bootyshorts

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4 years

i cant get over this

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@sighborgs

2 years

@SpikySpikey murdering your stalker seems pretty reasonable to me tbh

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@sighborgs

4 years

YOU LOOK AT THIS THING AND YOU TELL ME IT’S A MASCOT AND NOT A FURSUIT. GNASH WAS DESIGNED BY AN INCOGNITO FURRY AND NOW HE MUST FACE THE REPERCUSSIONS

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@sighborgs

11 months

so we’re confirmed for this entire thing having been lip service for homophobes. beautiful.

Pierre LeBrun

@PierreVLeBrun

11 months

League source confirms the ban on Pride Tape for NHL players has been rescinded.

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@sighborgs

3 years

additionally worth noting: aldrich faced charges for sexually assaulting someone else three years later. maybe.... listening to victims instead of completely ignoring them and blaming them can prevent further people from being victimized! crazy.

NHL News

@PuckReportNHL

3 years

THREAD: An unidentified former Chicago #Blackhawks player has sued the franchise, alleging he and another teammate were sexually assaulted by an assistant coach before the team’s 2010 #StanleyCup victory.

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5 years

i’ve decided freddie gets the C because he got called fat freddie as a result of him eating all the pastries at team practice. he deserves rhe pastries and the C fuck everybody else

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@sighborgs

1 year

kate is going to send me a fucking c&d are you SERIOUS

Nick the Goalie

@HotIceSkaterGuy

1 year

@sighborgs Hello are you aware you are the basis for an article

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@sighborgs

5 years

tyler seguin and sidney crosby being flat earthers is the most believable false hockey fact ever. i would not question it for even a minute if i heard someone say they were

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@sighborgs

1 year

the texas stars are living their texan white girl 16th birthday photoshoot dreams

Texas Stars

@TexasStars

1 year

It's bluebonnet season here in Texas and this year's photos turned out SO good! 😍💙

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3 years

u ever just remember this and Rage

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@sighborgs

6 years

carter hart just said fuck it and up n decided he was fully developed as a goalie

Broad Street Hockey

@BroadStHockey

6 years

Carter Hart is really about to drag this team into the playoffs himself, huh? A 41-save performance tonight.

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@sighborgs

1 year

I WANTED TO GET INTO SPORTS JOURNALISM BUT NOT LIKE THIS

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@sighborgs

5 years

this is . the cutest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

Colorado Avalanche

@Avalanche

5 years

One last thing: you may have noticed that Alex Newhook’s buddies are here to support him... AND THEY ARE PUMPED #NHLDraft #GoAvsGo

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@sighborgs

4 years

alex delany, the only man

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@sighborgs

7 months

STOP letting connor mcdavid play hockey and START letting him use excel spreadsheets

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@sighborgs

5 years

i REPEAT: jamie benn has a personality for One person and it’s his gf

wild and reckless heart (Chris' version)

@dizzzylu

5 years

AHHHHHHH

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2 years

gabriel landeskog is a stanley cup champion

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4 years

good fucking BYE

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@sighborgs

4 years

idk how the NHL thinks this is gonna go well. did they forget about the players during worlds that ripped out the tvs from two hotel rooms so they could play fortnite together in one room. did they forget barrie’s injury via wrestling

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@sighborgs

5 years

BABY JAIL BABY JAIL

Colorado Avalanche

@Avalanche

5 years

To the penalty box for this guy! #GoAvsGo

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@sighborgs

3 years

literally just some dudes you can find hanging out by any given 7/11 dumpster

UFC Canada

@UFC_CA

3 years

Just a couple buds out to enjoy the fights tonight! 👀 #UFC263

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5 years

“keep politics out of sports” headasses

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3 years

honestly just the implication that the oshies would ever “force” their kids into any transgender-related stuff is actually insane given the fact that they’re outspoken trump supporters

Fatou ♎️🇬🇳

@FatouSadio

3 years

I can’t imagine how horrid Lauren Oshie’s DMs were for her to make this story. Leni is going to be so appreciative to her parents for letting her express herself. This is so important.

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BRO?

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@sighborgs

4 years

ah yes, molotovs in plastic water bottles, which do not break and will melt if heated past a certain point, which fire is very far past has antifa science has gone too far

Milwaukee Police

@MilwaukeePolice

4 years

At approximately 8:08 p.m., on Tuesday, June 2, 2020, in the area near 6th and McKinley, an individual threw a molotov cocktail at uniformed police officers. Thankfully it did not ignite. If anyone has any information regarding this incident they are asked to call MPD at

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and apparently since it’s worth mentioning: using slurs in a “heated moment” just says you’re comfortable enough with, and actively use, that term enough that it’s so embedded in your vocab that it’s the the first thing to come to mind.

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5 years

i can’t judge hockey players for their tattoos because i know if i had hockey money i’d be covered in random bullshit for literally no reason other than that i can afford to

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@sighborgs

5 years

do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of his creations

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@sighborgs

4 years

in the span of an hour we got: - pens/flyers standing for the national anthem in...solidarity.... with blm...??? - bruins releases statement on Racism Bad. tuukka rask wears a boston police cap like 10 minutes later - In The Words Of Nathan MacKinnon,

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