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9 years

know who's more prolific than kanye? kenny fuckin loggins

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every Mets fan looks like this guy

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5 months

don’t know this dude but I am IN

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3 years

andy Reid losing a championship game. i feel 25 again. and 26. and 27. and 30

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7 years

nobody is wasting their drugs on your dumbass kids

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Officials: Trick or treaters beware marijuana candy, edibles

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3 years

fans are so mean

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ESPY’s taking shots at Ben Simmons

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@Glennfinito @Hegelbon in fairness this is their pinned tweet

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3 years

embiid’s tweet was great but the wells fargo center got me worse the fucking building had ENOUGH of YOUR SHIT, BEN

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2 years

took an old Phillies jacket out of the closet and this was in the pocket. Phils by 15

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3 years

okay everyone here’s the agenda for today: 9am-10am: being mad about the eagles 10am-noon: being mad about ben simmons noon-1:30pm: lunch 1:30pm-10pm: being mad about the phillies

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2 years

i remain convinced we care more about the phillies than the phillies care about the phillies

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3 years

mike scott, 2018: i ain’t no bitch ben simmons, 2022: i am a bitch. Please call me a bitch

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6 years

@SwaggyMitch @LesBowen

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4 years

@RearFactory @TheEpicDept kids tshirt lmao

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3 years

all b teams are winning. bengals. bills. birds. bniners

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2 years

hagrid died -- castellanos game incoming

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5 years

wentz just has to stop hitting guys in the hands. Terrible QB

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2 years

most loved philly athletes: 1) backup quarterback 2) backup center (basketball) 3) utility player (baseball)

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5 years

eagles couldn’t get Randall an umbrella? man they never did protect that guy

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2 years

good lord. well, time to start taking meth

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2 years

updated mascot power rankings phanatic > gritty > blob > swoop > idk the sixers mascot anymore but i think it might be paul reed

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3 years

men will literally pass up on an open dunk rather than go to therapy

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3 years

Adele…. welcome to the resistance

Adele Reportedly Spotted Crying In 'Full-On Fight' With Boyfriend Rich Paul At Dinner, One Day...

The singer allegedly had a full-blown meltdown.

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3 years

hearing this rumor of trading for Kirk Cousins first let me say - no then let me continue - absolutely not and furthermore - NO (no but louder)

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2 years

dang morey got the whole ass state to help get around the salary cap

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BREAKING: Pennsylvania Fine Wine & Good Spirits tell me that their buyers are in "the early stages of talks" with J-Harden wines. Could we see those magical, colorful bottles on our shelves soon? We'll see!

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1 year

@_piccone “they called that a first down without measuring?”

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4 years

I am going to kill that fucking groundhog

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6 years

“Philly’s own matt Ryan” first off he’s from exton and second off exton sucks

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7 years

I’d buy a t shirt with this tweet on it

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7 years

Tom Brady says he cried after Super Bowl loss to Eagles.

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3 years

“you got a degree from Stanford. and with this job market? You could do great out there! If you need a resume guy, let me know”

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3 years

Nick Sirianni offers advice to JJ Arcega-Whiteside

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4 years

@sablaah i am not gonna ask if you are dating a child But that is something a child would say

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5 years

@mattvbrady pokemon go to the nursing home, boomer

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6 years

colangelo is never gonna make it near the court at Wells Fargo without hearing “ER-IC JUN-IOR” chants

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6 years

@jilltataraworld @SebastianMurdoc wasn’t expecting a Maude meme

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6 years

@MZSkins @wusa9 she only loves the white ones

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9 months

a weird al cover of “fast car” —- but it’s “cash bar” and it’s just slamming the cheapskates that are getting married

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5 years

dougie p and hooded justice

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@WiffleBall1 @BloggingTheBoys Dakastrophe

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5 years

ive never seen a more off-putting person in my life

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4 years

when you wake up to a tornado warning and whatever the fuck trump did now

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5 years

@BonnieFagan @TerroriserTi @GovMurphy damn bonnie you had to do it to him

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3 years

much like covid, the fault lies with the far right

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2 years

@michaelschwab13 oh my god yeah man you really got us to burn nick Nelson. we are in the ropes. We are exhausted

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5 years

@LtDanielJones

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3 years

nets fans are mad because we are scoring points at the line y’all are gonna lose your mind when you see your new guy at the line. Lmaooooo

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7 years

eagles 15 - falcons 10. real ugly game. like a hobbit’s foot. matt ryan gets blasted back to the exton square mall

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3 years

this is going around but all i see is Miller taking up two blockers, keeping the running back contained, and the rams holding the play to a loss

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3 years

George Kittle put Von Miller on his ass

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3 years

but i thought he wasn't licensed in our state

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Phillies Sign Ryan Cordell

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6 years

#1 ) beating the bitch ass Dallas Cowboys

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12 Uses for Pickle Juice —

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6 years

me, last week: “the eagles are playing with house money. whatever happens against Chicago, we’re good” me, now: “if the eagles don’t blow the saints out by double digits i will throw myself off the ben franklin”

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2 years

@NickFriedell wow. such dunk. much amaze

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3 years

WIP really nailed it today … eskin with a full throated defense of baseball owners was the exact opposite of what i wanted to hear had to smash the radio. it’s quiet now

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3 years

@MacFarlaneNews live look at the pilot

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3 years

@denrug1 @dril with lead in it too. not this diet shit

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4 years

“does anyone know where I can get covid”

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1 year

another October of sports work beer sports work beer sports work beer sports work beer

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3 years

@jimayello so that’s a no

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6 years

us: “Yay harper” the rest of the world: “oh god that crowd finally shut up about football. Now what the fuck”

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2 years

@JimmyKempski i am on pace for 280 beers for the season

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3 years

when are we gonna realize that everyone is anxious and obese because we, as a society, stopped smoking cigarettes

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@dril congrats on the sex

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5 years

@JeffPassan when do they announce he’s joining the trump administration

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6 years

if the phillies don’t get harper i am going to take a dump on bob nightengale’s lawn. who’s with me

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6 years

they call it soldier field but soldiers don’t get in free or anything. sounds like Chicago is valor stealing to me

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3 years

@KendrickPerkins Ah yes “big Philly”. His classic nickname

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3 years

does the wildwood boardwalk sell this t-shirt: I SUPPORT the EAGLES and whoever plays CARSON WENTZ

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3 years

Eddie still hoping the tooth fairy comes around

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@SpikeEskin @JoelEmbiid @VaughnMJohnson joel just dropped a bomb so big, I think he's your new dad now

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3 years

lmaooooo

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3 years

@InTheLabBrand if you’re impressed by summer league you’re gonna LOVE this gym footage

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And now fpr your daily Ben Simmons offseason gym footage, courtesy @swishcultures_

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6 years

brian wilson looks like dave coulier with an out of control coke habit

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We missed you Brian #SFGiants

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2 years

@chests @Phil_Lewis_ at least larry can say he was doing it ironically. as a bit

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3 years

our members of Congress do this too but it’s because an immigrant served them a whopper WITHOUT pickles when they specifically asked FOR pickles

Kira Rudik

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3 years

I learn to use #Kalashnikov and prepare to bear arms. It sounds surreal as just a few days ago it would never come to my mind. Our #women will protect our soil the same way as our #men . Go #Ukraine ! 🇺🇦

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6 years

colangelo riding around town like ray liotta at the end of goodfellas

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3 years

ruben amaro talking about the lack of minor league depth with the Phillies

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@FredKatz we put both socks on at once, bitch

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4 years

wild story about the 676 protest

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3 years

you guys are real mad. enjoy long hair howie instead

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5 years

dads this is the summer 2019 look

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5 years

Eat shit kid

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4 years

@artbrakkitt @GRIFTSH0P bork the blue. cmon it’s clear

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6 years

<dgunn voice> Don’t be surprised if the eagles inquire about Giants RB Saquon Barkley

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6 years

sixers might have meek come out but idk. dragic has a bluetooth speaker with crazy train all queued up. i'm scared

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2 years

we had some jameson shots after that bohm miscue…. you won’t see that in the stat sheet, but we helped

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2 years

two cops got shot at the parkway? cops should be demanding gun control more than anybody. it will never make sense to me

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3 years

"getting cancelled" used to be called "being an asshole"

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3 years

it's mid october. this coming out now means he's definitely in danger

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Report: #Eagles HC Nick Sirianni is not in danger of being a “one-and-done” coach, job is safe for next season regardless of record, per @JayGlazer

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1 year

@MaryKayCabot shame he got hit in an inappropriate and non consensual way

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8 years

rosie odonnell should go on snl to play bannon. trump will explode

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4 years

@wremmm @DuckAlertsNOW the hell is he eating. Is he going keto

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2 years

miller high life might be the perfect beer -- many people are saying it might be the beer of the summer. i am hearing that many times. big men, with tears in their eyes, tell me, "oh yes, miller high life. we love that beer"

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1 year

things on the line today: - doc’s job - the downtown arena - my mental health - embiid’s legacy - harden’s contract no pressure though

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7 years

@WindmillerGary @nytimes not all heroes wear capes. though, you should put on pants

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3 years

this was at the top of my reddit- lmao

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6 years

utley can’t retire if this game never ends

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5 years

basketball fans: watch this crossover and sick dunk football fans: watch this bomb to the receiver for a 70 yard touchdown baseball fans: That catch had a 15% chance of being caught, and increased the team’s win probability by .08 percent!

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2 years

@KyleNeubeck Well they didn’t want to sign both tobias and jimmy to the max and then jimmy didn’t want to play with ben so the team picked Ben and Tobias and now everything is horrible and I contemplate death every minute of the day

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5 years

@BNightengale bob i am also interested in managing the phillies. can you RT this too

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3 years

worst philly sports losses, ranked: 1) eagles vs tampa bay 2) that ABSOLUTE HORSESHIT SIXERS GAME 3) eagles vs patriots 4) 2009 WS Game 4 5) 2011 NLDS Game 5

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11 years

"I don't want polio!!!" MT @thomaskellet : This baby is giving Jenny McCarthy the side eye http://t.co/rK1J2Tke7Z