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Jimmy Kempski

@JimmyKempski

9 months

DeVonta Smith on Jake Elliott: “Chicken Little, nothing he can’t do.” Reporter: “Chicken Little?” DeVonta: “Yeah that’s what I call him.” Reporter: “Why” DeVonta: “You seen Chicken Little? That’s what he looks like.”

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4 years

A day at the Eagles QB factory

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5 years

He left out, "The Patriots are a client of my private business, & I've been profiting from that partnership for years, enabling the team to skirt the salary cap while other teams with franchise quarterbacks are saddled by albatross contracts and struggle to add talent elsewhere."

Around The NFL

@AroundTheNFL

5 years

Patriots QB Tom Brady explains his relatively low salary: 'My wife makes a lot of money'

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4 months

Maybe only funny to me, but Zach Ertz’s agent is clearly telling reporters to call him a “TE guru” in return for scoops lol.

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@JimmyKempski

5 months

The 49ers are going to spend the next 6 months lobbying to change OT rules back to when opening drive field goals could win the game.

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4 years

Derek Barnett gets pushed into Wilson, tries to hold up, and tries to keep Wilson from falling. Flag that leads to a TD. Jadeveon Clowney blatantly spears Carson Wentz, knocks him out of the game. Nothing.

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1 year

Brandon Graham said this team is better than the 2017 team.

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4 years

Carson Wentz has thrown 60 TD passes vs. just 1 INT in the red zone the last 3 years.

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1 year

Remember when Carson Wentz got speared in the playoffs, left with a concussion, and then Josh McCown subsequently tore his hamstring, stayed in the game, couldn't do anything, the Eagles lost, didn't bitch about it for the next 5 months, and the NFL didn't change any rules?

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4 years

Russell Wilson could throw 46 INTs on his next 46 pass attempts, and he’d still have a better QB rating than Carson Wentz.

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3 years

Those two drops by Reagor were worse than anything Nelson Agholor or J.J. Arcega-Whiteside ever did for the Eagles.

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@JimmyKempski

6 years

Let's be clear about something. Donald Trump doesn't give a shit about the national anthem. He's an opportunist who knows that self-proclaimed "patriotic Americans" who have zero clue what the protests are about will applaud this laughable action. He's pandering to voting morons.

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1 year

Jordan Mailata said the field was “terrible.” He was sure to point out it was terrible for both teams, and Eagles/Chiefs players were talking with each other during TV timeouts about how bad it was. He said, “It was like playing on a water park.”

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2 years

The Eagles traded J.J. Arcega-Whiteside to DK Metcalf's team, and Jalen Reagor to Justin Jefferson's team.

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@JimmyKempski

6 months

We’ll never know how this game would have gone if Brock Purdy hadn’t gotten hurt.

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7 months

Josh Sweat on intentional grounding calls not counting as sacks: "That's so bullshit... You know he's going down. Reward the guy for fucking getting the shit. Goddamn. Excuse my language, but fucking like, it's the same yardage, same outcome, just give me the motherfucking sack."

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@JimmyKempski

5 years

Eagles should mail Orlando Scandrick a game ball.

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3 years

The Eagles outscored the Panthers 18-3 after the shirtless Eagles fan ran on the field.

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@JimmyKempski

3 years

A shirtless man with an Eagles hat just ran on the field. Let's see if the Eagles can capitalize on this positive momentum.

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5 years

“We would’ve beaten the Chiefs or the Patriots in the Super Bowl.” - Alvin Kamara, probably

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1 year

The 49ers couldn’t block the Eagles’ elite pass rush, and as a result their QBs got pounded. So now it’s not a good win lol.

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6 years

Nick Foles playoff wins in the last 10 days: 2 Cowboys playoff wins in the last 7695 days: 2

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3 years

Ertz getting choked up over possibly playing his last game in Philly. "This city is the best city to play for."

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4 years

The real loser of this draft is whoever TCU's QB was. That poor bastard is just getting slaughtered.

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@JimmyKempski

1 year

Playing field pretty much negated any matchup advantage the Eagles' DL had vs. the Chiefs' OL. Attached video is of dropbacks (didn't even include running plays), in the first half alone. Once they knew the field was trash, they could no longer play fast.

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5 years

List of NFC teams appearing in the NFCCG in the last 20 years: Eagles, Giants, Packers, Vikings, Bears, Saints, Falcons, Panthers, Buccaneers, Rams, 49ers, Seahawks, Cardinals. List of NFC teams not appearing in the NFCCG in the last 20 years: Cowboys, Redskins, Lions.

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3 years

Eagles QB Factory, updated.

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4 years

Lol

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1 year

If Jalen Hurts and Lane Johnson are mostly healthy, as they appear to be, the Eagles are the best team in football again.

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2 years

A.J. Brown > Calvin Ridley, Christian Kirk, Robert Woods, Allen Robinson, etc.

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5 years

Wentz > Goff

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3 years

Oh look, another Seahawks cheap shot to a QB’s head in the wildcard round. And no penalty again!

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1 year

Jason Kelce didn’t like BG talking trash to Giants DT Dexter Lawrence at the coin toss on Sunday. “Talk shit to the offensive tackle. Don’t get this guy more amped up (to beat me) than he already is.”

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@JimmyKempski

7 years

That's Mack Hollins riding his bike to the game, lol.

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7 months

Jake Elliott said that was the most difficult kick he’s ever hit.

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5 years

The NFL's explanation on the controversial face mask in the Eagles-Lions game that was not called on the field:

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9 months

Jake Elliott is the best kicker in Eagles history, no?

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8 months

Lane Johnson on what makes the Eagles' defense so hard to run against... "Well, uh, I don't know if you've seen how big Jordan Davis is, but he takes up about fucking three gaps."

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1 year

In the movie "Brocky," Brocky gets knocked out in the first round, is replaced by another boxer who also gets knocked out, and then Brocky re-enters the fight but can't throw any punches.

#Random49ers

@Random49ers

1 year

The greatest underdog story the city of Philadelphia has ever seen. #Random49ers #49ers #FTTB

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7 months

Lol Mahomes asked for a flag and they were like, "OK, sure."

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5 years

Shut up nerd.

Matt Velazquez

@Matt_Velazquez

5 years

Philly fans yell "SUCKS!" after every Bucks player is introduced. Villanova product Donte DiVincenzo got a few scattered cheers and claps. Giannis drew the strongest response -- and unlike most places it wasn't positive. They famously booed Santa in this city, so it makes sense.

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3 years

Jalen Hurts: 27 of 35, 264 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT. 7 rushes, 62 yards.

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@JimmyKempski

4 years

Eagles just offered a 1st round pick for that doctor.

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

4 years

The Chargers’ team doctor accidentally punctured his own quarterback Tyrod Taylor’s lung just before kickoff Sunday while trying to administer a pain-killing injection to the quarterback’s cracked ribs, league and team sources told ESPN.

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5 years

Miles Sanders on himself and Jordan Howard: “He brings the power, I bring the speed.”

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3 years

This is what 4-11-1 looks like.

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5 months

Lane Johnson: “I think I have a few good years left.”

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5 years

If Wentz ran this out to Agholor and handed it to him, I don't know if it could have been an easier grab.

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5 years

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2 years

Eagles are leaving Parsons unblocked, reading him, and letting him pick his own poison. Great game plan so far by Sirianni and the Eagles' staff.

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3 years

The Eagles are a mess.

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4 years

Eagles 2020 NFL Draft Day 1: 🤔 Day 2: 🤢 Day 3: 🐆💨💨💨

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4 years

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5 years

It’ll be a Patriots crowd at the Super Bowl, I would guess. 🤷🏻‍♂️. Won’t sound like this...

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2 years

Eagles sacks: Haason Reddick: 12 Javon Hargrave: 10 Josh Sweat: 9.5 Brandon Graham: 8.5 No NFL team has ever had four players collect 10 sacks each in a single season.

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5 years

Without Carson Wentz, the Eagles almost certainly would not have won a Super Bowl. Just a friendly reminder.

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6 years

Merrill was pissed.

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3 years

Giants are now 18-48 (0.273) since 2017. Worst in the NFL.

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5 years

I went through every Eagles incompletion so far this year, and found 23 drops. Here they are, in chronological order. A thread...

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1 year

If someone would have done a mock draft with the Eagles getting Jalen Carter and Nolan Smith and only giving up a 2024 4th round pick in excess draft capital to get that done, I'd have never taken them seriously again.

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@JimmyKempski

2 years

Linval Joseph on the end of the game: “I knew we were going to have to drop our nuts… it was that moment, do or die. Who wants it more?”

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5 years

Observation: DK Metcalf is better than J.J. Arcega-Whiteside.

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2 years

Btw, while I thought Gardner Minshew had a good game & the Eagles' offense still scored 27 points against a good D, we all saw Jalen Hurts' value last night as a dual threat, right? Like, he's not just a product of the players around him? We can move on from that silliness, yes?

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3 years

My initial take on the Eagles' hiring of Nick Sirianni: He's not Josh McDaniels, which gives him a major advantage over Josh McDaniels.

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@JimmyKempski

4 years

I'm sort of in disbelief that a national reporter who has been a central figure in major Eagles distractions in each of the last two seasons would tweet this:

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7 months

Josh Sweat and Haason Reddick said that Josh Allen was lobbying the officials to flag him for intentional grounding instead of Reddick getting credit for the sack.

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@JimmyKempski

7 years

Just got pulled over in Newport Beach. Cop asked why I’m here. Told him I cover the Eagles. He said, “I’m a big fan of Carson,” and let me off with a warning. MVP. 🐐

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2 years

Carson Wentz trade review:

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1 year

The Eagles are simply beating the shit out of the Giants in the trenches.

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4 years

So the Eagles are in the playoffs, and Josh McCown is throwing to Greg Ward, Deontay Burnett, and Robert Davis, handing off to Boston Scott, while being protected by Halapoulivaati Vaitai and Matt Pryor. 👍

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4 years

The Eagles can have sole possession of first place in the NFC East with a win tonight lol.

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3 years

The Eagles’ roster is old, expensive, bad, there’s seemingly no definitive answer at QB, and the salary cap situation is among the worst — if not *the* worst — in the NFL, and the owner didn’t even hint at any accountability for the GM. Baffling.

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4 years

With their pathetic tie, the Eagles gained ground on every NFC East team today.

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5 years

Orlando Scandrick, DeMarco Murray, Miles Austin... The Eagles should never sign a former Cowboy ever again.

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6 years

Eagles traded a 7 and Matt Tobin to Seattle for a 5. Seattle than traded a 7 and Michael Bennett for a 5 and Marcus Johnson. The Eagles basically traded Matt Tobin and Marcus Johnson for Michael Bennett, lol.

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4 years

Carson Wentz, chafe, questionable

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6 years

I just watched Gettleman's and Shurmur's Saquon Barkley presser. Highlight for me was Gettleman mimicking an analytics nerd by typing on an imaginary keyboard, while a half-awake Shurmur watches his fingers. Good luck, Giants fans.

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2 years

Holy shit, that's highway robbery by Howie.

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3 years

The Eagles are a bad football team. #Analysis

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2 years

Jordan Mailata said that every Phillies game he has been to they have lost, so he’s not going to any Phillies games anymore.

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2 years

New Eagles S Chauncey Gardner-Johnson is one of the biggest shit talkers / instigators in the league. Potential to be a fan fave.

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10 months

Marcus Mariota game recap

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3 years

Live look in at Vikings training camp:

Kevin Seifert

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3 years

Cousins said he has thought about surrounding himself with plexiglass in the QB room. He was asked why he would go to such lengths when a vaccine would be far more effective and efficient. He said the decision is personal and private.

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5 years

Eagles flag guy getting in some pregame reps:

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3 years

In fairness, you’d be sick of taunting too if you owned a team that’s 18-46 the last 4 years.

Ari Meirov

@MySportsUpdate

3 years

#Giants owner John Mara, who is a member of the Competition Committee, on putting an emphasis on taunting: “We get kind of sick & tired of the taunting that does go on from time to time on the field.... Nobody wants to see a player taunting another player.

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4 years

The morning after, the Eagles selection of Jalen Hurts still makes almost no sense to me at all. It makes less sense to me than when they drafted a 26 year old firefighter in the first round.

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2 years

Eagles playoff implications today:

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2 years

Can we please ban Romo from doing Cowboys games?

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2 years

If you flipped Jalen Hurts' stats with either Patrick Mahomes' or Josh Allen's stats, but the Bills/Chiefs were 8-0 and the Eagles were 6-2, Hurts would be getting zero MVP consideration.

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5 years

This was probably the worst game of Carson Wentz's career.

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5 years

Whatever he said, it was probably a good point.

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5 years

Can’t stop watching this irate Eagles fan.

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3 years

Eagles getting a top 5 pick from Miami.

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5 years

Please be Trump. Please be Trump. Please be Trump. Please be Trump. Please be Trump. Please be Trump. Please be Trump. Please be Trump. Please be Trump. Please be Trump. Please be Trump. Please be Trump. Please be Trump. Please be Trump. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Adam Schefter just said on SportsCenter that a source told him Kraft is "not the biggest name" caught up in this sting. ...............

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2 years

Absolutely atrocious call. Basically Derek Barnett was flagged because Tom Brady.

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3 years

Week 1 really couldn't have gone any better for the Eagles, so far: - Blowout win. - Hurts was great. - DeVonta Smith TD. - Jalen Reagor TD. - Cowboys lost. - Washington lost. - Colts lost, and Wentz played.

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9 months

Now that this series is officially won, it turns out the devastating Game 2 loss was actually awesome because it led to so much Phillies greatness and Braves pathetic behavior thereafter.

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2 years

Jalen Hurts was asked how he was feeling after taking a lot of hits in this game. He said he was going to listen to some Anita Baker and have some sweets on the plane ride home.

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4 years

J.J. Arcega-Whiteside TDs today: 1 DK Metcalf TDs today: 0

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8 months

That was probably an entertaining game for all non-Eagles, non-Cowboys fans.

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4 years

The Eagles now lead the NFC East with a point differential of -34.

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3 years

.⁦ @WashingtonNFL ⁩ You guys left your benches here.

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3 years

Alex Singleton only played 54 snaps the first 5 weeks of the season, and he still finished 15th in the NFL with 120 tackles. Give him those 5 full games as a three-down LB, and he probably would have led the NFL in tackles.

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Jonathan Gannon on Haason Reddick’s 16 sacks: “If I didn’t drop him (into coverage) so much, he’d probably have 25.”

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