Every lit mag rejection I’ve gotten lately has been like “Our editor loved your piece so much that she got it tattooed on her back, but it’s not quite right for our journal” 🤣💀
Emily, why are you saying you hate that I've been published? Why are you calling the awesome lit mags I've been published in "slop"?
And most of all -- why are you so incredibly angry about something that has absolutely nothing to do with you?
@emilyfmaloney
I just realized that much of the time when I describe my main character's emotions, I focus on her stomach. "Her stomach twisted"...."her stomach dropped".... "her stomach was full of ice".... why am I so obsessed with stomachs?! Are tummies the seat of all emotion??!
What does it say about me that my latest book is completely unmarketable and unpublishable, yet I'm so in love with it that I can't keep myself from working on it and continuing to polish it, day after day? This doomed love is a love like no other 🥲🥲
Just got an email, I’m sweating, I’m crying, I’m screaming shaking throwing up, my face is the color of a ripe tomato, I’m hysterical and hyperventilating
Does anyone know what a "large platform" counts as? Admittedly, I didn't mention my OTHER Twitter to this agent -- where I have 5.8k followers -- but I suspect that even that wouldn't be enough of a "fully-developed platform". Thoughts? How many followers is "enough"?
Does anyone know how to write a 300-word author bio when you have no grants, no awards, no MFAs, no fellowships, no nothing (other than journal pubs). I can't even get my bio to 100 words unless I start listing a ridiculous number of the journals I've been published in. 🫠
My mother has told me, once again, that I will never get a Big 5 deal for my Romantasy because "it's all so confused...there's romance but there's also violence!" and it has "dark themes" (bc some assassins get killed). I still have fulls out w 4 agents but I just want to give up
Controversial opinion: it doesn’t matter how good, bad, or terrible your writing is, as long as you have a “hook.”
I remember seeing a writer’s query and first pages when I interned at a lit agency. The agent wanted to sign them, but I was hesitant bc the writing was… (1/6)
Being invited to super cool literary events and having to turn them down because I'm bedbound (for the last 2 years and possibly for life) is a new level of hell. God, what would my life look like right now if I hadn't gotten sick?
Too tired for discourse but will say
@lapis_lazuli11
's novel coming out with us is excellent and we're so grateful & proud to be publishing her. Her work ethic through all the hardships has truly inspired us. Amy rules!
When other people share their news about getting an agent, or a book deal, or getting married, or whatever, that's cause for congratulations. But when I celebrate my win, that's a "flex" and it's open season on me.
I just woke up to an acceptance on a piece that I loved, but had long since given up on being accepted. I’m so glad it’s found a home at a great journal 🥰
Hi, my subtweeter! You're telling me that Blue Earth Review isn't prestigious enough for you? (2% acceptance rate) Fractured not good enough for you? Flash Frog, maybe (0.89% acceptance rate), not good enough?
And speaking of craft...I improved my craft SO much more... (1/4)
Listen, we are one of 50 lit mags to have published a certain writer in the past year. And it's true: this makes us slop. A cartoon corgi for a profile pic! Lame enough to still be posting on (Twitter)! On a Saturday! Clearly no standards whatsoever. We love everybody.
Does anyone else ever dream up random sentences in the middle of the night & think “I have to write this down, it’s brilliant!” And the next morning it’s like wtf was I even talking about?
Behold my ✨nighttime genius:✨
“I am luminating my first glow-water grin.”
WHAT?!!!
Imagine being too sick to write for a year. Then finally getting to the point where you can & then it's ALL you can do, so you publish a lot of stuff. And I'm proud of my work. Genuinely proud. Maybe that's why I don't feel the need to bash other peoples' achievements on Twitter.
I know I will lose followers because of this, but screw it.
I am a (severely) disabled author. I am bedbound something like 95% of the time. I have a few hours during the day in which I can use my phone or computer or read..... (1/4)
Anyway, if you want to read about my shitty disease, read "Oblivion" in Pithead Chapel. I wrote it last year when I was a bit more severe, but much of it still applies.
(4/4)
I just came across this article about me!! This is so wonderful and validating to read 🥹 ❤️
"Amy DeBellis writes incredible short fiction, but her own true story will blow you away ... incredible writing from someone that hasn’t turned 30 yet."
Just got a rejection with these words:
"as you know, we are fans of your work having previously published you" & "we are honored at your continued interest in our journal and we feel privileged to have previously published you."
But they have never published me.
OUCH.
Conclusion: if you don’t have a concept that’s on-trend, no amount of wonderful prose will save you. But if you have a great hook and you do hit a market trend, there is no amount of bad writing that will stop your book from selling to a publisher. (6/6)
"The only people who take the time to criticize you are the ones who have less going on than you. You will never be criticized by someone who has more going on than you." - Jeannie Mai
It’s weird that it was implied that I started subbing to lit mags as a way to grow a platform for my memoir. I hadn't even CONSIDERED writing a memoir last April! I’d only just become able to write again after a year of being too sick, so I submitted those pieces to mags I liked.
I just finished editing one of the best short stories I think I've ever written. 3000+ words. Where should I send it? Can't send to CRAFT because it hasn't been 3 months ☹️ Maybe Joyland... I'm aiming high but I want it to be available online, not only in print.
When I celebrate something, people assume I've never had any problems, my life is perfect, and my successes came easily.
When I talk about how much I've struggled (now or in the past), people assume all I do is complain, I'm a drama queen, I feel sorry for myself.
Can't win. 🫠
...especially as a marginalized creator. 🙄 For me, the joy of writing is sharing my words with the world & hoping they will touch someone, maybe even help someone. Make them feel understood. For me, THAT is what writing is supposed to be about. (5/5)
That feeling when I write something good, or have just finished writing something good, is incredible. If they could bottle this feeling and sell it they'd have something as addictive as heroin. It seriously flips my world from darkness back to light again.
I read a lot of novels. In those novels, various characters' illnesses include MS, cancer, ALS, Parkinson's.
I have never seen ME/CFS--an illness that is more common than all of the above diseases, other than cancer--mentioned once.
My hope is that sometime in the future, a
I just got the ARC cover design for my novel (out next Feb with
@CLASHBooks
) !!
This is NOT the final cover art, but I love it already (I adore ombré) and I can't wait to see what the final version will look like.
Write a book. Query it. Shelve it. Write the next book. Query it. Shelve it. Write the next book. Query it. Shelve it. Write the next book. Query it. Shelve it. Write the next book. Query it. Shelve it. Write the next book. Query it. Shelve it.
Also if you have a very ✨aesthetic✨ website, I frankly don't give a damn what your acceptance rate is lol. I LOVE to see my writing on a pretty background. 🥰 (5/?)
I did it. I just spelled "rhythm" correctly in my WIP without even thinking about it....without even trying. My fingers just knew. PRAISE BE!!
(Usually I type something ridiculous like "rythyhym" and let the spell check correct me)
Do I get the Pulitzer Prize now?
I just wanted to write, but now I have to focus on "follower count" and "engagement" and "conversion" .... I got too sick to do my marketing degree, but it looks like I'm working in marketing after all! 😃 (Without the pay ofc 🥴)
Every time I get a rejection from a journal, I wonder if it's just more evidence that I can't write anything but "slop" and "garbage." I know it was like 3 months ago that someone (a very well known and successful community member here) said that, but I can't forget it.
I feel like many of the most crucial real-life stories aren't being told, because marginalized people (whether that be due to economic status, or race, or disability, etc) lack the ability to build a sufficient platform to sell their memoir. (1/?)
...by writing & writing and submitting all these stories for the last year. I improved it way more than I would have if I'd been sweating and grinding my teeth and trying to crank out The Perfect Story that would appeal to the editors of a suitably "prestigious" lit mag ... (2/4)
I genuinely cannot believe that MY DARK VANESSA went through 60 agent rejections before Hillary Jacobson gave it a chance?! Like how is that even possible? It’s one of the best books I’ve read in my entire life.
I'm trying so hard to be a part of the world, but I can't even leave my house. I feel like I'm begging people - "Please don't forget about me. Please don't forget about my existence, even though I can only live through a screen."
... and I know many readers can't afford shit either. But I still want as many people as possible to read my work. I know this goes against the elitist attitude that Heather is championing. And I'm totally cool with that. I'm not a fan of elitism, personally.... (4/5)
@LDBogart
@emilyfmaloney
Wow. Sounds like she needs to take a step away from Twitter and maybe seek out professional help?! My DMs are full of people who've said she's been nasty to them for no reason.
Sooo the poem I had published recently is all messed up in the print version of the journal, even though I sent them a very clear indication of what it should look like. Now multiple words are spliced together and parts are almost illegible.
I'm sad.
@haharuffo
Maybe you didn't mean it this way, but this reads very elitist. Many of these pubs happened when I was still fully bedbound & finally writing again for fun. (Although, speaking of breaking into the lit world, I DO have a book coming out next year, so...mission accomplished?)
got a deal based on the quality of the hook. In my time interning at two lit agencies, we passed on SO many books with INCREDIBLE writing, simply because they didn’t hit a market trend or have a hook that would create “buzz.” (5/6)
If anyone would like to exchange support for
#PitDark
please let me know, as I’m building my list right now. I’ll be pitching my magic student/assassin high fantasy with a dash of romance.
@RDPohl1
Also ironically (it's ironic cause my memoir is about a chronic, energy-limiting illness) I am too sick for "labors of performative self-commodification". How do TikTokers do it. I don't know. Filming TikToks made me too exhausted so i stopped
Wondering if, in my query letter, I should mention how I once was the center of Twitter discourse by publishing 50 pieces in one year...🤣😅 (jk probably not)
...that is open once or twice a year and takes a year to get back to you. I also believe in accessibility. I don't usually submit to mags that are print-only (many of these are super Prestigious as well, lol) bc I am disabled and I can't afford shit .... (3/4)
@hgeiser_author
Yeah, at this point, authors are terrified of annoying agents, because we repeatedly get told how busy they are and how another email in their inbox is going to make them reject us. I don’t understand how we’re supposed to magically know what their preferences are.
Been dealing with some very scary stalking and harassment over the last four months, which has only escalated in response to my silence. The person in question is obsessed with me and blames her behavior on untreated mental illness. She's said that she will never stop.
I just realized both my main characters (and basically everyone in my novel) are not just morally gray but….evil. Crap. Now what? Do I turn myself in somewhere?
Controversial opinion: a lot of aspiring writers spend a ton of time on TikTok building audiences, gathering likes and followers, making moodboards etc. But then they post sneak peeks of their WIP and I see right away that it's littered with mistakes....
In a memoir describing how I became severely disabled with
#MECFS
as a result of Covid, I shine a timely spotlight onto one of the most pressing health concerns in modern history—culminating in a narrative that is less a tragedy than a story of love and redemption.
#questpit
I am thrilled to have my story “Pit Stop” out in
@WriteorDieMag
today for their December fiction feature! 🖤Thank you so much to WOD and Suzanne Grove 🖤
This thread has probably helped absolutely no one, but with everyone posting about getting full requests etc, I thought I'd do a little subtle bragging too. 😇 (6/6)
....and find out that the sound got cut because of cOpyRiGhT rEsTriCtiOnS (that make no sense because part of the song IS available on TikTok) it's wasted, it's infuriating. This is time I will never get back. (3/4)
Is 3rd person present tense too alienating to use? 3rd person past seems more traditional, but...I'm kind of on the fence w this one. I keep going back and editing my chapters to make them 3rd person past...or first person present...but I keep coming back to 3rd person present😭
I have an illness that makes it very difficult for me to go anywhere, and when I do go places (in a wheelchair) I need to take every precaution to avoid reinfection with the virus that made me so disabled in the first place. But yeah let’s criminalize masks 🤦♀️
These anti-mask bills are just insane. People aren’t going around robbing places in medical masks. That isn’t a thing. We don’t have ER bandits out there terrorizing America.
Not liking people or what they believe is no reason to ban harmless behavior. This is not a debate.
…far below grade school level. All of the sentences had something wrong w them—comma splices, confusing run-ons, clichés. There was no spark, no voice. It was honestly the worst writing I saw in my time there. Looking back, though, we should probably have signed them. Bc… (2/6)