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Kinyera Jordan

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"Que sera, sera...Whatever will be, will be...The future's not ours to see...Que sera, sera...What will be, will be"

Kitgum, Uganda

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Joined July 2011

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@kinyerajordan

Kinyera Jordan

5 years

In 1996, my dad got into a land dispute and was subsequently sued. I was 6 years old at the time. I went through 18 years of education, became an Advocate and took charge of the case. Today, Judgment In the final appeal was delivered in his favor. 😊

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@kinyerajordan

Kinyera Jordan

2 months

Someone asked me why I’m not a clumsy person and I sent them this photo

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Kinyera Jordan

3 years

Someone said "Nobody is trying to fix this country's problems anymore, everyone is trying to amass so much money so that the problems don't affect them anymore" and I felt it!

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

Unfortunately, the people who know this need at least 5 days’ notice for meetings

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Solomon King (On Social Media Break)

1 year

If you know what this is, we have a meeting at 5PM tomorrow.

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Kinyera Jordan

3 years

African parents are special. Was in court with my mum yesterday and she called the Judge, “My son”. 😂😂😂

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Kinyera Jordan

10 months

You can see people who are not used to suffering. No Ugandan is approaching a puddle of water at that speed, however innocent it may look.

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Peché Africa 🇿🇦

10 months

Yeses 😭😭😭😭😭 those potholes 💔

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Kinyera Jordan

4 years

We just got scammed 😂😂😂😂

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Kinyera Jordan

9 months

Sometimes I randomly remember this guy…

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Kinyera Jordan

10 months

This is like Judas Iscariot’s grandchildren posing with some of his silver coins.

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SKakungulu

10 months

Standing by the tree planted by my grandfather, General Semei Kakungulu, next to his mausoleum. Please visit Mbale city.

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Kinyera Jordan

4 years

My Daddy has left us. RIP George Willy Odwong.

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

The US has arrested the main opposition candidate in the upcoming general elections.

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CNN

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BREAKING: Donald Trump is now under arrest in New York City ahead of his arraignment in court

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Kinyera Jordan

29 days

Kampala traders are going to protest. Watch this space.

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

You rest in power.

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Eric E

1 year

What happens if you wash down a sleeping pill using an energy drink?

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Kinyera Jordan

6 years

So...I came back home yesterday and found my house had been broken into. The thugs made off with my TVs, laptops and tablets...but what irked me the most is that they also drunk my soda and ate my G.nuts

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Kinyera Jordan

3 years

She really knows how to play the Guinness

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

What I ordered vs. What I was served. La Casita, Naguru.

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Kinyera Jordan

5 years

For those who think it’s an April Fools’ day prank

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

Jonah’s is literally the fishiest story but ok…

@DjAludah

Sir. Aludah 👑

1 year

Tower of Babel story must be the fishiest story in the bible…

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

UNEB has raz concern! 😂

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The Independent

2 years

UCE: UNEB raises concern over use of slang during examinations

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

All they have to do is remove visa requirements for Ugandans.

@BBCWorld

BBC News (World)

2 years

Japan urges its young people to drink more to boost economy

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Kinyera Jordan

4 months

But why didn’t they just facilitate LC1s to count people in their villages and then submit the data to UBOS?

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Kinyera Jordan

3 years

The biggest game in Ugandan rugby is St. Mary’s College Kisubi vs Namilyango College

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Kinyera Jordan

8 months

Like someone said, “if our parents knew what the dating pool is like these days, they’d not be compelling us to get married”.

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Evelyn M!C

8 months

Giving a woman 50k after a date night is not it men, what is 50k to a woman who came wearing an outfit worth 200k, make up worth 70k, uber of 30k plus her time, all just to come meet a man who is going to send her home with 50k, men please plan well before inviting a woman out.

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

Watching a Bollywood movie called "RRR". Bliss for action junkies.

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Kinyera Jordan

10 months

Being well spoken can very easily be mistaken for being intelligent.

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

Carpenter has become cryptic with my order 😰

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Kinyera Jordan

8 months

When I call the police, it’ll be to tell them to come and pick a dead body.

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Exclusive.Bizz

@Exclusive_Bizz

8 months

Teacher Ssenfuna John visited the home of one of his students to engage in sexual activity, under the assumption that her parents were absent. However, he was ambushed and is yet to face the consequences for his reprehensible behavior.

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

In court and Counsel is submitting but Justice Mubiru is not buying it. Counsel: “My Lord please don’t shake your head” 😂😂😂

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Kinyera Jordan

6 months

The people “stealing” money don’t pay direct taxes. They don’t even contribute to the pool that they’re stealing from. Let that sink in.

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

Someone said that in Uganda, you can leave home early in the morning to go and look for a job and you come back drunk! 😂

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

Liquidity crisis

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@WalkerCharlesGe

1 year

Bankers at Forest Mall today...🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️

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Kinyera Jordan

5 years

BBC News - Ugandan man becomes a lawyer to win family land back

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Ugandan man becomes a lawyer to win family land back

Jordan Kinyera goes through 18 years of education, becomes a lawyer and wins his father's court case.

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Kinyera Jordan

3 years

The periodic table in Luo is going to be epic… Chodiam, Chalfa…

@DailyMonitor

Daily Monitor

3 years

LETTER: Rethink proposal to teach sciences in local languages Read more👉🏽 #MonitorUpdates

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

“Let me call you back, I’m in the middle of the road”

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Silver Kayondo

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"I'm stuck at the Nakawa traffic lights. Bumper ku bumper."

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

You’re trying to bring back a lost lover?

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Alis

1 year

Combos that I didn't know could make a brilliant breakfast.. 🙂

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

Scente

@SangKip4

CHOBOS™

2 years

Smell of Petrol or new book. Tell me yours

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

“Aaawwww thanks princess, now go and write on Mummy’s car as well”

@tweetsbygoody

Agba Influencer

2 years

You bought a brand new dream car and you came home from the salon to this 👇🏽👇🏽 What would you do?? (Honest replies)

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

Atte not the packaged ones, the ones they'd count for you manually

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Mutana ❁

1 year

You could be there bitter nga the only thing lacking in you is “sweet pepsi”😂

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Kinyera Jordan

5 years

The people of "I forgot my book in the dormitory" have grown old.

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Who forgets to carry their laptop to work 🤦🏿‍♂️ Fuck December

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

The year is 2009 and the song “Fireflies” by Owl City has people in a chokehold. 😊

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Kinyera Jordan

5 years

“How much should I put on the receipt?” - Ugandans 🇺🇬

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

“Rest in Peace” would be a good slogan for a mattress business.

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

I remember during our final exams in Form 4, some guy’s mum brought him holy water from Israel to sprinkle on himself before exams. He came for evening preps and found someone had drunk it, all of it. 😅

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Alis

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We are not okay as a country 🤣🤣🤣

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

Don’t peddle people’s desperation on here for clout!

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

That’s the generation of men who ruled their households with iron fists and were not emotionally expressive towards their wives and children. The solution is to be better fathers and husbands earlier in life because the chickens eventually come home to roost.

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Dr. Sserunjogi Emma

@DrSerunjogiEmma

1 year

I have worked on old men in their 70+ and women in 70+ Most men in 70s I have seen coming to the hospital are always alone, forgotten and sad. Be it poor or rich, most of them are always without anyone to take care of them. The truth is men die alone and it's sad. Old women on

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Kinyera Jordan

5 years

The dust on their shoes though. Did they carry the plane?

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Mukula

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Just landed kajansi airport from kasese flown by this two great pilots >>> very proud of the UGANDAN aviators

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Kinyera Jordan

6 months

It’s when we become the new adults that the dollar hits UGX. 4,000/-.

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

Was thinking of buying a guard dog but I might just enroll and do the job myself.

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

I can nap from 9 am to 5 pm. Don’t tempt us abeg 😅

@aashi__02

CA Aashi Agrawal

2 years

Normalise naps at work.

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

I can see your mother was tasked with the unenviable burden of birthing the village idiot!

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Mark Rutaro

1 year

@kinyerajordan @AngellaMumbejja Nonsense. You allowed a clout chasing Dr. to tickle your escapist stand. To help you justify why you are a weak son who dodges your responsibility to you aging parents.

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

Had lunch at Aleph today. Don’t know what this is called, had seen it on their IG. Just went there and showed them the photo. Tastes exactly how it looks.

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

Someone said that when you’re drinking with Ugandans and you see that hand signal, run for your life!

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BARASHA™️

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Kinyera Jordan

2 months

In my days, the cool kids used the DSTV dish magazine pages, the tough guys used cement bag wrappers.

@magumbo_wacho

Sweet_Pepper🌶️🫑🇿🇼

2 months

“I don’t mark uncovered books”

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

Learning moment! It’s not a Bollywood Movie. It’s a Tollywood movie from South India where the Telugu language is widely spoken. Bollywood has predominantly Hindi language movies. Thank you to everyone who educated me.

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

“You have to assume everyone else is mad” This is the best Kampala driving advice I’ve ever got.

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Kinyera Jordan

4 years

I’ve been Ugandan all my life and I don’t remember giving this to any special guests.

@AfricaFactsZone

Africa Facts Zone

@AfricaFactsZone

4 years

Fried Grasshoppers are a popular delicacy in Uganda. They are usually given to special guests and they are called Nsenene.

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Kinyera Jordan

5 years

Sprinkle a small circle of flour on his bonnet and put two eggs in the middle of that circle.

@deejahn

Danze Edwin

5 years

Am I the only one with an annoying neighbour like this? Parking like they drive a fuso truck 🤦🏾‍♂️ This happens at least 4 times a month

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Kinyera Jordan

3 years

I’m in San Francisco yamming

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Mansi🌿

3 years

Potato varieties grown in Peru.🥔

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

You become a better writer by constantly reading the works of better writers.

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Kinyera Jordan

10 months

It’s going to be a chaparty 😊

@conradgoodmanK

CHAPAT ™

@conradgoodmanK

10 months

Just imagine the chapus that will be served at that royal wedding…. Will be epic

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Kinyera Jordan

3 years

I’m even scared my mum could slap me if she found me watching this video.

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Kinyera Jordan

6 years

The man is holding concerts in hell? And before you judge me, it’s Roger Mugisha who told us that he saw him there

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ThatGrapeJuice (Sam)

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6 years

Forbes: Michael Jackson Earned $400 Million This Year

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Kinyera Jordan

5 years

I've been admitted to the prestigious @UCT_news for the 2020 LLM (Masters) in International Trade Law as a @MRF_Africa scholar. Grateful.

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The Mandela Rhodes Foundation

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We are proud to announce the Class of 2020! 54 new MRF Scholars will be joining our community next year who come from diverse backgrounds and disciplines. Find out more here: #AspireToBe #MRFMoment

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

We survived the era of breakdance movies, we've been through a lot in this life!

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

Nothing special here. Some of us got actual canes for getting 98% in Mathematics. 😂

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Brinton Marcus 🇺🇬

1 year

That coach shouting at a player won a treble last season, his team was leading by 2 goals and they were both scored by the player he is shouting at 😂😅😅😅😅🙌🏿

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

So my mum and I took my nephew to school today. They got into a debate as to whose era has/had better South African music. The man played all his amapiano bangers but he was done for when the old woman unleashed “Peacock”. 😅

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

Are you a catholic priest?

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ED

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It’s almost that age for me!

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Kinyera Jordan

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@LalaOdwong

Sarah Lagot Odwong

5 years

I'm bawling. Oh Daddy. Oh how this grieved him. Over the years, it wore him down. We lost much. He's struggled with Alzheimer's. I hope today he'll internalise this @kinyerajordan . I hope that he'll smile. Justice can be delayed, but it will always be served. Thank you Lord.

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

There’s an actual conspiracy theory in the US that Michelle Obama is a man? 😂😂😂

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Kinyera Jordan

3 years

After 8 great years, I have left @ArcadiaLaw to try a new challenge. I am grateful to the Partners for taking a chance on me when I was a rookie and I wish the firm all the best for the future.

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

As a former poor person, you have to eat to your fill because you don't know when or whence the next meal will come.

@fynRuthie

Ruth Niwahereza🤍🖤🤎

2 years

Why is it that broke people eat alot?

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

*pray

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Harold Atukwatse

@HaroldAtukwatse

1 year

I play for Uganda Cranes

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

In the thick of traffic, you have people creating double lanes. I was wondering what kind of people do this…then I looked at the 2nd frame.

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

How? Much in the same way you can be a graduate and believe in God. The script is similar.

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Daily Monitor

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How can you be a graduate and believe in witchcraft? - @kazbuk #MonitorUpdates

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Kinyera Jordan

8 months

As a litigation lawyer, watching the submissions in South Africa's case against Israel before the International Court of Justice is like watching a Champions League game.

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Kinyera Jordan

8 months

Nothing prepares you for the pain of seeing your favorite clothes become stay at home clothes 😭😭😭

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Kinyera Jordan

3 years

You bring socks and boxers, I bring these.

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

To each his own, let him also go and test. Who has refused him?

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Ivan Bwowe

1 year

You are rushing to test the DNA of your children. Are you your father’s son?

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

Growing up, my dad used to tell me that most problems find you outside your home. The older I get, the more sense it makes and the more I can relate.

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

So the little one went for a school trip today and one of the places they went to was the market. She bought me tomatoes with her snacks money. Frame 2 is where I’m at right now 😅😅😅

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Kinyera Jordan

5 years

For those going for the #MensConference tomorrow, here's an extract from the keynote speaker at the 1986 edition.

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Kinyera Jordan

4 months

Also, beware of employers who were born during the Amin era. The scarcity mentality has never left them.

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Kinyera Jordan

6 years

Ugandan music video starter pack!

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Kinyera Jordan

3 years

"The disappointment in Kololo was really sad. I thank my team for believing in me. The Ugandans and media houses who mocked me and made fun of me, I wanted to prove to you I'm strong and I'm the best in the world. You don't deserve me in actual sense." - Joshua Cheptegei (2020)

@Olympics

The Olympic Games

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The World Record holder becomes Olympic champion! #UGA Joshua Cheptegei wins the men's 5000m #Gold at @Tokyo2020 ! #StrongerTogether | #Tokyo2020 | @WorldAthletics

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I’ve carried the cross for my 30+ people with this one 😂

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Kinyera Jordan

10 months

What’s a Gabzy?

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

Herein lies the problem.

@HaroldAtukwatse

Harold Atukwatse

@HaroldAtukwatse

1 year

@kinyerajordan @MKasheeka Give me a wife. I am ready

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Kinyera Jordan

9 months

You write children’s books, you reason like your target audience!

@sarayapapaya2

Saraya

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@kinyerajordan Honestly...why? Did Semei Kakungulu exist in South Africa, Rhodesia,Kenya, Tanzania and India...Semei Kakungulu was a leader of his time...but these days you have to exhibit ignorance for clicks

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

COVID-19 really had our parents consuming marijuana 😅

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Kinyera Jordan

5 years

@Mr_Kisolo Man no amount of legal fees can ever bring you the kind of happiness that these small achievements bring

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Kinyera Jordan

4 months

For you you may not manage because it is taught in English.

@jefflukuta

RSU Yeffu

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Kyoka I was thinking of studying Law 😂😂

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Kinyera Jordan

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From what I’m seeing, we should never allow this Ya Levis person back into our dear Republic,

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Kinyera Jordan

10 months

What’s a Gabzy?

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

It better be able to see through fake friends…

@MKBHD

Marques Brownlee

1 year

Apple Vision Pro starts at $3499 next year

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@benz_chloe

Chloe Benz 🌻

3 years

@Owishemwe what happened to your dog and tortoise in wuhan?

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Kinyera Jordan

5 years

@Mr_Kisolo I can retire now 😂😂

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

At Sports day but the red eyes here eh eh eh 😂😂😂😂

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Kinyera Jordan

1 year

Honestly, I’ve never understood why one needs a Court Order to divorce. Why can’t people leave the same way they came?

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Kinyera Jordan

11 months

I was here.

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Kinyera Jordan

2 years

Had a lunch do with a friend from Zambia today, took him to Cafe Javas, it’s the only place I’m sure won’t unexpectedly ashame Uganda 😊

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Kinyera Jordan

3 years

Whenever I’m in Kisementi, I eat from Sharwarma Hub because they are not just a business, they seem to serve a higher cause. 👏🏿

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