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F.O.M.O King ... photographer... educator... building performance specialist... disc jockey.. point guard.. architect... programmer... jack of all trades

Kampala, Uganda
Joined May 2011
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6 years
3 years ago I picked up a camera and started chasing a dream to create new perspectives, experience life and the world through photography. It’s been such great creative journey that has led me to who I am Today. #notacameraman This is #chapART 🎥 by: @Mr_JNK
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Thank you for everything you did for us in the 2000s
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Let me adorn your spaces with some #chapART 🇺🇬 🇺🇬🇺🇬 Order yours via DM
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I have a mouthful of stories about my travels in Central Africa but my most recent trip to Cameroon was a funny tale that enlightened and humbled me at the same time Long THREAD alert
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She said YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Dolwe island, Lake Victoria Probably Uganda’s best kept secret My oh my… I have a lot to say about it Firstly getting there: It’s not your average trip to an island like kalangala because it’s quite far… LONG THREAD ALERT
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Let me adorn your spaces with some #chapART Order yours via DM
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Ugandan drivers are a special breed
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My heart is full
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This was one long sleepless night on the shores of lake Victoria in masaka waiting for the weather to be nice for a few minutes so I can get a glimpse of the night sky… Here’s the Milky Way galaxy in one of the few 10minute windows I had that night. #chapART
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Ladies and gentlemen I woke up at 6:30 am on a hangover, drove 26km on a dusty road to capture this photograph… sat through multiple trials to get a good composition… came back all muddy and dirty and you just crop out my logo to serve your interests 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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Uot Jinja
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Good morning from Jinja City. 🌅 Where are you tweeting from? 🤔
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I have a munyankole friend who makes these for a living He’s called Byaruhanga
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Honored to be commissioned by @DeloitteUganda to share some of my work 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 #chapART 🇺🇬
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My Eternal Disco
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#TweetLikeABibleCharacter When Jesus said I will make you fishers of men
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Just imagine the chapus that will be served at that royal wedding…. Will be epic
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Today I decided to remove the cobwebs on my art and delivered this #chapART
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For the culture ❤️
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What a weekend !!!!! My heart has never been this full
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❤️❤️❤️
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It’s been a year and I’m loving it
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The equator monument in Kasese was demolished and replaced with a print out of the old monument 😂😂😂
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HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM KAMPALA 🎊 🎉 💥 🎊 🎉 💥 🎊 🎉 💥 This is #chapART
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I never saw a sunset I didn’t like 📍Dolwe island, lake Victoria #chapART
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The Ugandan Embassy in Qatar is now adorned with #chapART 🇺🇬 What a way to celebrate independence 😀 Order yours today #UgandaAt58
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This KFC rice pack is actually not bad like some of you expressed… it just needs to get bigger, add fries, 2pieces of chicken, salads, kachumbari, a slice of chapati, liver, juice and a pork skewer… then I will buy it again
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“When the sun sets... No candle can replace it.” - George R. R. Martin #chapART 🇺🇬 #jinja There were small small tears in my eyes when I shot this
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If a Boda Boda goes to law school... Does it become a jaj? #dryjokeswednesday
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Frame 2: 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ I work really hard to get these photographs and people like you selfishly crop out my watermarks and give zero credit Very Uncultured
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Kanduho Peter
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Explore Uganda and get thrilled of the extraordinary beauty. #VisitUganda
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BREAKING NEWS: hungry @Trevornoah spotted in wandegeya #TrevorNoahVisitsUganda
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The hardest part of astrophotography is making the decision to bring the camera out, raising it to the dark oblivion of the sky, believing, by those actions, that, whatever you find there, is going to be good. I took this shot from the famous hill in Nkozi This is #chapART
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“We have launched investigations” -Ugandan Proverb
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Does it come with a small pin charger ?
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After braving through mosquitoes, the cold and two days of failed attempts... I finally got the shot I was looking for This is the Milky Way galaxy as seen from Kayabwe #chapART #weconnectug
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I won’t bother asking what’s going on here… I just love this country 🤣🤣
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In a nutshell If you’re looking for a getaway from the ordinary getaways, this is your best bet… nothing fancy, it’s just you, your fomo for adventure, your low expectations 😂 and the beauty of the earth… nothing else
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Let me adorn your spaces with some #chapART 🇺🇬 Order yours via DM
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I’m going to wash this man in fifa
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In case you didn’t know much about me Now you do 😂 In today’s copy of the @observerug
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Producer: Whats the opening line of your song? Ugandan artist: Lord have mercy! Producer: then why did you write Nalumansi
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After camping for a few hours I finally took my shot 😃 This is Kampala at sunset as seen from Naguru Hilltop #chapART
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Yoooo it’s DRY JOKES WEDNESDAY Check this out Cc: @rudende @kanyindo @missdeedan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #dryjokeswednesday
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Let’s confuse 2000s kids
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I think if she blinks twice she can fly
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Nabbanja Cecile
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Sadolin; Let's colour Nina rose;
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Some catholic friend of mine fell in hole and when we came to rescue him we found 3 other holes and weren’t sure which one he was… so we just shouted “Philip, …. oli mu katuli ki?”
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I’m curious... if you slap Dwayne Johnson’s ass Does that mean you’ve hit rock bottom? 🤔 #dryjokeswednesday
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Sun was rising fast and I was still climbing rocks and composing my shot, by the time I got to the top, I spent more time gazing and nearly forgot why I was even up there 😂 #chapART #dolweisland
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A night with Chike….. n
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I am a different type of happy today My work featured in ETHOS magazine One day it will be National Geographic or Times magazine So help me God 🙏🏽!!! #chapART
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Mutanda Kisoro Land of the Fumbira #chapART
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Let me adorn your spaces with some #chapART Order yours today
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I don’t think you know amanyi gakifuba until you meet this guy This guy single handedly caned the whole school in one sitting because some chic laughed during prayers at assembly Namugongo kiboks were that free
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Postcards from Ntungamo #chapART
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I have to say Burna Boy last night was straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Nairobi was NOT ready for that performance I have forgiven him for club megafest of 2014
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Yo!!! It’s April fools, it’s dry jokes Wednesday and we are idle... Here’s our #glamchallenge 😆😆😆 Check this out!!! 😁 #dryjokeswednesday
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Jamaicans need to be stopped
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After getting lost twice, busting my car’s exhaust on the bad road and sliding through the mud to get here, I got the shots my fomo was dying for 😃 This is Itanda falls, Jinja’s best kept secret Let me adorn your spaces with some #chapART 🇺🇬
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What do you call a small knife that scammers used to stab Ugandans? Can you call it a Ka dagger? #dryjokeswednesday
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I have a workmate called Esther... One afternoon she once hid in the boardroom to take a nap Nobody could siesta #dryjokeswednesday
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Is it true that most tailors like to party all nytil morning?
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Last night I tried to come up with a joke about carpentry… I found one that woodwork… I think I nailed it… but nobody saw it
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So I’m standing on the road in Naalya waiting for my mechanic.... some dude stops by and he’s like: You’re that guy of stupid jokes 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ I drove 490km, sat out 2 rainy overcast days to get this, but you take my hard earned work, crop out my watermark, zero credit and use it to promote your tourism business… cynical
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@JumiaUG do you guys do any due diligence on these restaurants 🤦🏾‍♂️ I ordered a hotdog and these guys literally stuffed a sausage in an ntake bun and sent it to me in a kavera But I have suffered eh!
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People say photography is stupid You sell your kidney for a camera, drive 100s of miles on treacherous roads often alone, hike in desolate places, eat food out of a bag, wake up at ungodly hours, all just to take ONE photo I’d say it’s the best thing in the world #chapART
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Anyone willing to do a random PLE Science or SST exam with me? Whoever scores lowest buys drinks 😂
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Mountains are geological masterpieces Sagitwe volcano, Kisoro #chapART
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Waking up in the middle of the night just to realize that 15 + 15 =30 but 16 + 16 is 30 too Now I can’t sleep
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I think I made it in life I got married to the best woman in the world in the same year that 1. Steph curry won his 4th championship with a finals MVP 2. Messi won the World Cup in the toughest best WC EVER… 🐐 What else can I ask for!!!!!
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“Stuck in time” Kilembe, Kasese #chapART 🇺🇬
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Every time you look up, you’re essentially looking back in time Star gazing in Dolwe island #chapART
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In the entropy of the Karamojong, there’s order… #chapART 🇺🇬
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I just met a Ugandan deep in Bangang Cameroon and he’s preparing me for the food shock I’m about to get… just know everything that moves here is edible… dogs, monkeys, snakes, rats… Please send fragyl
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This is Lake Nyabihoko, Ntungamo District. #chapART 🇺🇬
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My friend is called Nate… he loves butunda He’s passionate
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You don’t just take a photograph… you make it #chapART
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This was one of my most exhilarating experiences because it felt like the heavens were opening up to me. I took this shot of the Milky Way on the shores of lake Victoria at Golo Landing site in Masaka... #visit 🇺🇬 This is #ChapART
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I know TLC told us not to go chasing waterfalls… but when I woke up yesterday and saw the weather, I knew I had to I give you Sezibwa Falls 🤗 #chapART
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STOP THIS NONSENSE 😡 @buskago worked hard to get this photograph and you black out his watermark to market your business Very ungrateful
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Since you're all asleep let me drop here these twin lakes in western Uganda 😊♥️ #ExploreWest #ExploreUganda
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Do national anthems count as country music? 🤔
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One of my favorite shots from Lake Katwe Let me adorn your spaces with some #ChapART Order yours today via DM
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Wow! What a calamiTEA
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According to detectives, the public relations office is a probable source of the fire since it was involved in preparing tea more than any other department. @882SanyuFM
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In high school, We used to have a bully who used to harass us everyday... his name was Joe So we just called him Bully Joe #dryjokeswednesday
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Good morning my peoples It’s DRY JOKES WEDNESDAY Check this out!!!! Shallaps to @rudende #dryjokeswednesday #bringit
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If you travel to Kidepo, Before the equinox And it rains on that fateful late afternoon, And the sky cleans up, and clouds clear up by dusk And the moon cycle is just before it’s waxing crescent My dear 🙌🏾, Grab some popcorn and a beverage 🤯😱🤩✨ #chapART 🇺🇬
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If I told you where I started, you’d never believe me #chapART #Dontstopdreaming
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Got stuck on the muddy road to kidepo last night for 3 hours... but we managed because I got hoes in Area codes 😎 #chapART
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Highlight of my weekend: We get to hotel in Jinja blasting our house music and as Usual @Kamali_21 doing Kamali things, is jamming half naked in the parking lot Askari comes running and says “but you are scaring me” Kamali: It’s your job to be scared (We got kicked out) 😂
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Number one rule of organizing a road trip: You have to be ready to go alone
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Land of the Masaba Land of the Malewa Land of the Mbalu Mbale #chapART 🇺🇬
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My grandma is 95 Today … I am blessed
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I can’t finish everything because there’s a lot to unpack but in a nutshell Cameroon is just special beyond Samuel Eto and football it’s such a diverse country full of color, culture, art, full of values you may never see or know unless you endeavor to go deeper #chapART
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Photos of the day Kidepo Valley #chapART 🇺🇬
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Places to visit: I didn’t even scratch the surface in this department because there’s a lot… there’s dozens of smaller rocky islands with stories of their own If you’re into hiking and climbing stuff it’s the perfect destination and the scenery is TOP TOP tier
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I’d like to personally apologize for the dry joke I made about oil It was abit crude I will try to be a bit more refined in the future
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Do you know what music they listen to in Kabale? Coldplay #dryjokeswednesday
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So Jon Snow refused to kiss Khalesi Then she burnt everyone and everything The turning point was a kiss Please kiss your women. She may burn your Xbox
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Like Rats on the haiwei!!!!! @kanyindo here you go Cc: @PhillipMukasa @lordghill
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Some Evenings in kisoro feel like you’re in Olympus Sunset over Lake Mutanda #chapART
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