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MKash

@MKasheeka

4 years

"A man that sees a beautiful girl and does nothing will fetch water at her wedding " African proverb

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@MKasheeka

2 years

We had to confirm #BushenyiGirl

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MKash

@MKasheeka

6 months

Other are launching their chics but there is you launching Tapeworms! SMH

Abbott

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6 months

You have breakfast at 9am then get hungry at 9:45am . Wtf is this🥹.who is on my stomach tugabane???

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3 years

What a performance 🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

😎😎😎😎

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @emeka_ug this is for you sir. We are tired

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

The meeting is tomorrow I am sure you know what I am talking about👉🏽

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

A friend offered two goats sometime in 2019 but I have failed to collect!! So today I sent a kind reminder that I would collect but also made mention of the fact that they should be many by now!!! His response: No sir!! I was wise enough to avoid this by offering Males. 😂😂😂

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

My landlady just came to ask me “Noshwera ryari” 🙄🙄🙄 My rent is not enough!?

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

Congs @marlikeishamaza and Isaac Thank you for trusting me with the 🎤

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

But surely why would a Vitz join a minister’s convoy and double indicate!!! We know you just joined 😂😂😂

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

I need people to understand that some of us do not have the chest to be running in the evening. We just want to walk, stop looking at us and expecting us to start jogging at some point….

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@MKasheeka

2 years

The priest has said “Stop praying for single people like they are a plague. Marriage is a calling” 😎😎😎😎😎😎

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

From your 750k? Oryomushuma?

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3 years

I want to buy this girl a kawundo….what’s happening to me 😭

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

What if government suspended PAYE for 2 months and allowed businesses to pay that small money to the employees as relief.

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MKash

@MKasheeka

1 year

The birthday baby and I. Finally I have new pictures with my Mother 🦾🦾🦾 📸 credit @tabitusi

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

British series 🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾 Don’t even check for reviews, just watch. Always on point

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@MKasheeka

4 months

Tujja Tujja @ntare_league @fc_mugudu @lynda_ddane @Kajogofc @kafubz @omujuma @Abashwekyi

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MKash

@MKasheeka

1 year

With the GOAT @IamApass and my other fans.

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

My parents anniversary is always a fantastic day. Expect it to be a good day for everyone. Naye Kati ani gwentwala ku lunch bse🙆🏿‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️ The kweshons

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MKash

@MKasheeka

4 months

Vibe ku Vibe. #Road2Kigali

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MKash

@MKasheeka

1 year

Justice Mubiru can teach you some small small law with grace in full view of your client🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

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MKash

@MKasheeka

6 months

Ladies and gentlemen Make money It is very important that you make money. Please make a loooot of genuine money.

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

By now y’all would be measuring waists and drawing feet sizes on paper for the Christmas clothes and shoes but adulthood came for you😂😂😂😂😂

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

“I am counsel………” 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Why would you introduce yourself like this!

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

My mum did this for 17 days. I was overwhelmed 🙆🏾. God bless parents

Gaetano Kagwa 🇺🇬🇱🇸

@gaetanokagwa

3 years

From the day I tested positive for #COVID19 until I recovered, my Dad and Aunt insisted on bringing me home cooked food and fruits which they left at my door. I don't know what I would do without them. My old man "lovingly" delivered it daily. 😄❤🤗

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

Btw, was anyone ever actually taken to that “Children correctional center” Kampiringisa!!!!!! The threat in our time was real and with hindsight, the parents must have been using the same rule book 😂😂😂😂😂 For the record, I never made it there😂😂😂

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MKash

@MKasheeka

7 months

My guy is one today! It’s a momentous occasion. Banae, send gifts!

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

Yesterday while waiting for my mediation to begin, a couple that had filed a divorce petition was just concluding their session. The man (petitioner) informed the mediator that he had forgiven his wife. You should have seen the joy. It was beautiful. I clapped.

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

Upcountry courts can humble you. Arriving first cannot help you. Your file will still be called last!😂😂😂😂

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MKash

@MKasheeka

4 months

😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 #Road2Kigali #NtareSchoolOldBoysDinner

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MKash

@MKasheeka

4 months

What is finishing me is the shock on the faces of the senior OBs as more buses enter the city 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Anyway! Julio cooked #Road2Kigali

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MKash

@MKasheeka

4 years

One day, just one day, this man will finish us!!!!

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

O5.02.22 #Nkunzi #OkuhingiraTabitha @kenbertk5 and @tabitusi What a day!!! Extremely happy

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MKash

@MKasheeka

5 years

But these Banyankole and asking about who our parents are!!!! Smh "Beitu sho noha?" And you do what?????????

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

Whoever I promised money last night, I was lying!

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

Congratulations Josh & Gloria. Been a great evening

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MKash

@MKasheeka

5 months

People underestimate the feeling of owning and driving a new car! All of a sudden you have places to go 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 months

Just transfer 500 mb

Jery

@OmonaOJ

2 months

Imagine junior counsel walking the streets of Kampala to deliver letters, clad in a suit, only to kick a vendor's tomatoes

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MKash

@MKasheeka

4 months

Say no more

Bruce UG

@nyesigabruce2

4 months

@MKasheeka I thought Entebbe Int. airport is open??

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

The situation in Bushenyi serious @emeka_ug is taking @MacklineAsiimi1 speed! @baino_brian and @Bvuvu are here to witness

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

The level of gratitude that my Old man shows when we do the small things is unbelievable! Mans has enjoyed his Birthday

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

Sure?

The Romantic Mukiga

@emeka_ug

2 years

@MKasheeka Washwara 😂😂

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MKash

@MKasheeka

4 months

The Lion is flying business Hard Hard Hard!

Ntare Lions League

@ntare_league

4 months

Admin endorses this most hardness content ✈️ #Road2Kigali #NLLat10

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

How do you come to my office just like that and you start these stories of “ I had come to town to see a colleague but he isn’t in his office. His phone is off but now I don’t have transport to Mukono” I have feared Kampala.

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

I found this in Mbale before curfew 😎

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

These days, you get an adjournment at your own risk! Courts are fixing matters in August 2023😂😂😂😂😂😂 Currently looking for a diary for 2024

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

We have reached a point where we just say “I am so sorry for the loss” and you have nothing more to say. We have said or received these words and they are over. We have over used them. May all those that have lost persons find comfort in the Lord. All è sick, trust him to heal u.

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MKash

@MKasheeka

1 year

I was introduced to a new friend whose jokes, texts, memes and everything about them is biblical. My mother would be happy to meet a new kind of friend😂😂😂

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

This guy has finished me😂😂😂😂. Some people immediately after Bwombeka 👇🏾

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

I respect everyone that lives in Najeera and beyond, has a day job where he/she is expected to be in office by 8:00 but has to use the Najeera-Kiwatule road🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾 The traffic 🙆🏾

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MKash

@MKasheeka

4 years

Don't feel bad if people remember you only when they need you. Feel privileged that you are a candle light in their dark situations.

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

Today, we did the thing again! At this rate, I might find my rib soon. Congratulations @Kohiiga and Julie.

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

The full tank that was about 210K is 270K hoona nitushuuma this Christmas!!!!!!! Owayenda kubeiha ati shinta.!!!

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MKash

@MKasheeka

1 year

When the Sunday afternoon nap becomes important to you!!!!! Just know kawedemu

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MKash

@MKasheeka

9 months

So today, some guys tried to use the “your tyre is flat” trick to stop and possibly take my car 😂😂😂😂 I was on a highway but driving relatively slowly, I opted to drive to a fuel station in the next trading center only to find that all the Tyres were fine! Kla is tyt!

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MKash

@MKasheeka

4 years

@owishemwe I do not think, they said, "Show off"

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MKash

@MKasheeka

4 years

Finally, we get to tell our kids how we had to walk over 5km to buy bread. I am taking pictures.

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 months

Bwoba unmarried bwe bakubuuza next of kin, you just start sweating! Should it be my father, mother, aunt or grandmother 😅😇😇😇😇😇 Anyway, kasita next year is soon!

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 months

Counsel abadde afaaaaaa

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

Going to Phaneroo this evening

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

Only PSG, Manchester Clubs and Maybe Chelsea can afford to sign Messi with his Huge wages. Arsenal too if they sell the club. #Copied

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MKash

@MKasheeka

1 year

The kid has real refused to go shower! She says she tired😂😂😂😂 This means she cannot go to school😂😂😂 Parenting cannot be this difficult

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

Happy birthday @baino_brian the Original BadMan, KingKong, Voice of the Money, the Duke of Bushenyi, First of his name and protector of the Plantation! Enjoy.

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MKash

@MKasheeka

6 months

I must have the world record for the most answers to the Noshwera Ryari question! Everyone gets a different answer!

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

A happy birthday to you @tragicanon We could actually celebrate more than just a birthday if only you could make the bold move and get married! Anyway @baino_brian says you are blocking him 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 months

But what is this? #RayGLiveInConcert

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

Anyway, when u use that Visa machine, keep the receipts. In the morning, you will learn the true extent of your sins😂😂😂😂

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MKash

@MKasheeka

7 months

Happy birthday Baino my brother! It’s been many years. From Trade fairs in Kakyeka, pool tables in Kajogo, Vision Empire and Another Life night clubs to every single place in Kampala, you have matured into a great old man! May God remain on your size and shape your journey ahead.

Baino

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30 on 30th😤😀😀.. Lord how I’ve waited to use that ka line.. Glory goes back to the lord 😃😃.

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MKash

@MKasheeka

5 months

Me & Mine #happyvalentinesday2024

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

When you start arresting our clients, we become essential 😎

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MKash

@MKasheeka

4 months

We are coming and not returning

Ntare Lions League

@ntare_league

4 months

👀 @MKasheeka #Road2Kigali 🇷🇼 #NLLat10 🦁

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

“Noshwera ryari”

Atuhaire Caroline

@Atuhairecarol10

2 years

What is the main cause of depression among the youth?

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MKash

@MKasheeka

5 months

I still don’t understand why people find it difficult to accept that when there is a legal or other dispute, two sides are represented and their perspectives cannot be the same! How are you even remotely surprised that a judge can make a finding that is different from your view!

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 years

As we speak, “Bwombeka” has emptied mans’ wallet. Smh

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MKash

@MKasheeka

8 months

I don’t think your Primo classmates are on the app! Bali retired 😂

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8 months

Banange what was that poem in primo of “I drove a permanent secretary today”?

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MKash

@MKasheeka

7 months

Man down!!!!! Congratulations @Rwesheija_ and your baby!

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MKash

@MKasheeka

1 year

Congratulations to @emeka_ug and @MacklineAsiimi1

Shivan .M. Alinda

@Shivanlinda1

1 year

Wedding Guests🎉 @MKasheeka Emeka Weds Mackline ❤️

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@MKasheeka

5 months

Holding a lawyer accountable for his client’s fraudulent transaction is a very slippery slope with no definite end!

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MKash

@MKasheeka

4 months

We have the capacity #Road2Kigali

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@Owishemwe

4 months

Ntare guys are going to be swiping their cards all weekend but they won’t believe their account balance when they return 😂

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MKash

@MKasheeka

6 months

But is there a specific exercise to reduce cheeks? Omuntu nga agenda kufa!!!!!!!!!

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MKash

@MKasheeka

4 months

The Shield is with the Patron and President. Time to attack full full force

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4 months

@MKasheeka These are the timely updates😂😂 well done commander

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

The birth month is here, another chance for my family and friends to ask that gu question “Noshwera ryari?” Let me catch you👉🏿

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MKash

@MKasheeka

7 months

The Romantic Mukiga

@emeka_ug

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@MKasheeka Where’s the party??

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

The passport office is a mess!!!

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MKash

@MKasheeka

4 years

Btw, in Rushere when moving at night and u see a group of about 6 men holding sticks walking ....its not LDU, just nabarisa (Herdsmen) Stay calm!

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

13 hours in Benghazi 🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾 You have to watch this movie at least once a year

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MKash

@MKasheeka

3 months

I have been making promises after promises 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nfaaaaaaaa! I might not return to this village anytime soon.

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MKash

@MKasheeka

4 years

A legend driving a Subaru Forester knocked my side mirror this morning. He is going to learn discipline today!

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MKash

@MKasheeka

8 months

A bad man, President of the ghetto, second of his name, ATM Machine, Conquerer of Ntungamo, Kamanda of the Forces, Bachelor In Chief!, Hilo to bigger Hilo, Master of the Stories and Manger of the street! Congratulations our Leader

Ntare Lions League

@ntare_league

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Join us to welcome @tragicanon our new and First ever Public Relations Officer. It's so great to have you on board and we look forward to collaborating with you. #NLLXIV #Road2Kigali

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MKash

@MKasheeka

1 year

Counsel appearing before Hon. Mr. Justice Stephen Mubiru

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MKash

@MKasheeka

2 years

You know when it’s @nshera_fc time. Congratulations guys. The @ntare_league season 12 comes to a spectacular end. Now let’s attack the heat and enable the business meet its annual target! #NLLXII #NtareLeague #Tushume