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Luke Shaw stan account.

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Joined July 2019
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@kamoutd_
Kamogelo
3 years
I'm already loved I'm already chosen I know who I am I know what You've spoken I'm already loved More than I could imagine And that is enough.
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@kamoutd_
Kamogelo
10 months
"Baby, I'm sorry I'll be busy i won't be able to talk today" My honest reaction :
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Luu🇿🇦
10 months
that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy😭
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@kamoutd_
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10 months
* incoming call *
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Luu🇿🇦
10 months
that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy😭
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2 years
The youth in 76 was brave man, in this cold????? 😭 I would've told them "nah comrades we'll do this in September"
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4 years
@Konyjenn Who took that video
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@kamoutd_
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6 months
A girl using the words "South African men" in a positive way? 😭 It really is a good year for SA man
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6 months
Gents our Cape Verde Wives have responded 😌😌😏😏
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@kamoutd_
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27 days
5 Days!!!!? 😭
@LitSego
𝐆𝐢𝐠𝐢 🇿🇦🇺🇸
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Real yappers 😭💜💜
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1 year
I'm no expert but when this man was playing, peak 🔥
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1 year
What was the best era of South African Football?
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@kamoutd_
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2 years
THIS 😭
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3 years
#MayweatherPaul Logan Paul going in Floyd Mayweather's locker room after scamming the whole world.
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3 years
Tupac if David De Gea was in that car with him
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1 year
Her with the ball :
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Giving her your number so the ball is in her court>>>
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@kamoutd_
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4 years
Telkom after you recharge Telkom : Your account was successfully recharged with R100 airtime. Telkom : Thank you for Recharge Telkom : we appreciate your recharge Telkom : we love you Telkom : Yah no it's hot today. Telkom : Your data bundles were successfully loaded Telkom : 😘
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3 years
@kay_mahapa "sorry Sunshine" Ele Gay ko shoprite e chaisitse papao ka trolly
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7 months
🥺
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tido bling
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Drop your “me and who” pictures
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@kamoutd_
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2 months
😣
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@_Naledientle
Nale 🇿🇦
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I miss him
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@kamoutd_
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1 year
I don't care what tribe you belong to, when this song comes on its on sight.
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1 year
What’s a South African song that you feel was created PERFECTLY?
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4 years
Not Leon Schuster please Ke Warona oo
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3 years
Ederson when Ziyech and Lukaku are pressing
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2 years
Opposition players when Man United players pass the ball to David De Gea
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2 years
@mattlikesfilm This one took me out " he was too that's not his house" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@kamoutd_
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2 years
@DjMaphorisa Shoes + jeans + bag + belt + shirt + 2 watches + chain + sunglasses + beanie + jacket = 11 items in total 👍
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3 years
#LoveIslandSA Everyone : this show is kak Everyone at 9:30 :
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1 year
@UtdEra_ Number 2
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1 year
Therapists when a girl with self harm scars on her Forearm walks in
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3 years
@kay_mahapa "Come forward my son " ele Pastor ya 21 years e bitxa Papao
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2 years
Dbn gogo locking her account with over 200k followers :
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Kamogelo
2 years
Vinicius for Rodrygo Richarlison for Jesus Antony for Neymar Martinelli for Raphinha And There's still Bruno Guimaraes on the bench!
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@kamoutd_
Kamogelo
2 years
What's another two months of saying "Ek is baaie dankie vir clientele life" 🤷‍♂️
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2 years
@akaworldwide Took me 2 hours to make.
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2 years
Halaand is already a Manchester City legend. That's how low the bar is at that team 😭😭😭😭
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2 years
Teacher : Label structure B Me : That's a Vagina Teacher : then why did you write Ayanda?
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9 months
I'm not gay neh, all I'm saying is if he came towards me trying to kiss me I'd fight him off like 4 times But if he came in for the 5th attempt... I don't know man, i don't know what might happen
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TRENCH BABY 🇿🇦
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4 years
@JojoSithole You see this type of mental communication 😂🔥
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2 years
I'm an L, is there a chance you can also take me since the month isn't over?
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3 years
@GoddesstheMuse URGENT MESSAGE : IF BY ANY CHANCE YOU SEE SOMEONE BUILDING SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE LET ME KNOW
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5 months
Hot take : Dua Lipa >>>>>>>> Taylor Swift.
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3 years
@usivilegiyose @drac0srevenge Nobody's name is ladesh... Zero
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2 years
@tshepii But she never disrespected other people's ways of surviving
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3 years
@_mumsyy It's either you guys are dumb or you doing this on purpose. Not the same person. They took turns to take the picture.
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2 years
@Will__AVFC @ManUtd I know this is Banter but 1 season in the championship might actually be good for us.
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@FootballFunnnys @CursedFootball People in Gotham : I wonder who batman is???? Meanwhile Bruce Wayne :
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2 years
" my header 😍 " Every thirsty gent on the TL :
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@kamoutd_
Kamogelo
1 year
I'd have to say Reece James.
@sportbible
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Which player are you picking? 🤔
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Give them a chance, they were on to something.
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Name a canceled TV show that deserves another season.
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2 years
This is the kind of attitude Ronaldo has Doesn't care if it's Bafana Bafana or Spain, always put in maximum effort I'm afraid we are looking at the future of football 🥺 so glad it's a black player.
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3 years
@brfootball No!!! THIS is his First interview back at Manchester United. 💀💀
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2 years
@DALiii_Danger The guy on the window passed the vibe test 😂😂😂😂😂🔥
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4 years
@casspernyovest Oksalayo Nissan 1400 is the boss of the road
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4 years
@BadSteezy @MatlhagaKebo Might I remind you that Last year around this time Uyenene was raped and murdered by someone who she didn't know so the problem is with us gents...
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3 years
@unclewaffffles I ain't reading all that, someone please summarize that for me in Manchester United terms
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3 years
@whatifofficial @disneyplus #WhatIf Age of Ultron "Avengers" The actual Actual hero
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2 years
All illegal foreigners who understand Zulu seeing this :
@_shwabade_
𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚
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You’re not really South African if you don’t understand Zulu
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9 months
@1899INE Here's a short clip 🙏
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4 years
@mattsaspire Y'all read too much into things sometimes
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1 year
I'm not apologizing because I'm happy we won the trophy but I'm apologizing because he gave it his all I finally saw why Ten Hag started him all those games... I was wrong about Wout Weghorst. What a performance today.
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4 years
@calvin_lalela @Asavela_Jubhela It's not rehab when it's forced That's the one rule in rehab and one of the factors to recovery
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2 years
@emilymadiba If you are dead, just wake up.
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Kamogelo
2 years
Muvhango and your team have the same number of European titles.
@SirQuinton_
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Muvhango 🤝 Europa League
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@darryllfloress Congratulations man, project Mbappe or Project alostro It's all up to you
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3 years
@MandzNotHot Hearing this as a voice over on a TV ad or anywhere else someday >>>>>>
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3 years
@News24 @WitnessKZN This is exactly why some of us didn't loot cause we know our luck 😭
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3 years
Her Ancestors watching her return 40 million after they did everything in their power to get it to her
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4 years
@danielmarven What if Daniel didn't steal posts
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2 years
"Lol, hey 💕" " I'm so annoying" 😭💔
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@Thwema1 She blew up a week after 💔
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1 year
Wayne Rooney, you will always be famous. 🙏
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2 years
@ayandasburner No remorse whatsoever, just another day of bashing black women 🚮
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@ohyessratii This Comment took me out 😭
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3 years
Nvm I figured it out
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3 years
How do I fit this as my header???
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4 years
@lingsss_m Eish wrong way
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@Magutshwaomkhul @akaworldwide Well if it means stealing it by helping out the Youth who are in debt then Damn straight he must !
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2 years
This got worse and worse the more I read 😭
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2 years
@PennyLebyane This can't be your argument... two wrongs don't make a right So you are saying he must get away with it because someone has done worse?
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@ChampionsLeague This is it.
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@kismetndreams Also with Rashida Jones, I didn't know Quincy Jones was her father until it was announced she's producing a Doc for him. 🐐
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@_just_sapphire @ms_nilla27 To this day, I still don't get why they don't start in the same line
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@chris_DrPhil Judas when Jesus said one of you Is going to betray me :
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@matt_phakoe @_yolandah_ @shingz_ Yeah... Of which she told him to run straight home so that no one sees him.
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@_PapiGrey_ If you nut in it and reverse it, the whole concept of using a condom is just useless.
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@realDonaldTruks @UmalambaneZN @bonang_m I got a 2 seconds heart attack I won't lie
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@ToyaDelazy Fell off from what first??? Let's start there
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@khudiidii That don't faze me... I used to share a girl with a huge South African Dj... Gcwala!!!
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Kamogelo
1 year
De Gea when they pass him the ball
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But not these ones here on Twitter, These ones see an offside before the referees <😭😭😭
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Kamogelo
7 months
One thing about Man City fans, they think football was established in 2018.
@Gomotsang
Gomotsang🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
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Has United won the club World Cup ?
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Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk at the next Illuminati meeting :
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