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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

I WILL BE HERE WHEN MIKEL ARTETA AND HIS BOYS LIFT THE EPL TROPHY IN MAY 2024

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

5 months

General Mkhwanazi kills me because he basically says the same thing on media interviews, "they were doing crime, the police did their job"

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

9 months

niggas are betting on the gautrain website too? all i can do is pray for this generation

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@M1VUYO

9 months

I found money in my Sunbet account. No DNA, only RSA. 🇿🇦

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@khutsom_

5 months

He doesn't use a lot of words also

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@khutsom_

9 months

Halaal Account

@Dubelimthende_

9 months

It's gonna be so hot in RICHARDS BAY tomorrow

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

We actually might just win the UCL

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

7 months

@barryblocke Take this back

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

6 months

The food / The Cook

seapei 🇨🇩

@Silindokuhle_

6 months

The food/ The cook 🫶🏾

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

Scrolling through the TL on a Monday morning and reading Ashley and Voyde's thoughts on women is really a terrible way to start the week, imo

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

3 months

When the Chinese put their faith in young workers it's taboo though but look at Spain now

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

More pap

Zickie 🦦

@Zickiie_S

1 year

What’s missing here? 🥹🥰

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

9 months

The "health check"

Halaal Account

@Dubelimthende_

9 months

There's something engingayizwa kahle in my body 💀 let me book a health check

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

6 months

We go again next season

khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

We actually might just win the UCL

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

5 months

The husband at reception

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

5 months

@barryblocke I hear you but I need Msizi to complete his 3 peat first

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

4 months

Whenever I tune in to Metro FM I always remember that adults with life and marital problems call to get advise from someone that calls themselves Naked DJ then just change the channel

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

Vision ya bonagala

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

5 months

This is real gambling 😭

Not Jerome Powell

@alifarhat79

5 months

My wife: where the heck did you spend $25,000 last night? Me:

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

10 months

They must think I'm gay the way I came from the bottom 🙏🏾

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

@barryblocke Bro, the new corollas look amazing. The hatchback looks perfect

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

7 months

Future created a motherquake that measures 9.9 on the cunter scale with this album

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

7 months

I know a couple of guys that have thrown hands at their dads for mistreating the mom and there's been peace in their households since

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

11 months

Ke gopola nna le maRasta a soshanguve rere reya Jamaica ka maoto, ge re fitlha Wonderpark nere rurugile maoto

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@Annie_Modiba

11 months

Let’s hear it! 💁🏾‍♀️ what did you do ka zaka ya translation?

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

11 months

An absent parent > a present parent that hates parenting

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

@adidasZA your customer support service is terrible. The worst of the worst

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

9 months

Getting dropped like that after throwing the first swing is actually ridiculous

The Instigator

@Am_Blujay

9 months

Haibo 😮😮😮

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

7 months

@Jay_Jakaramba Fleet environment with lots of mileage, diesel engine is clear. The fuel savings from the 320d will supplement the extra service costs

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

10 months

I know too much about Mihlali's life (against my will) than I would like to know

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

11 months

Midrand has enough commercial spaces to install bicycle and walking lanes to curb car usage so local employees don’t have to drive. That’s the best move curb traffic imo

Sokhulu

@BonganiNtuli

11 months

Buying a newly built home in Midrand while working in an office in Sandton seems scary to me. The N1 is as big as its ever going to be. The arterial roads are already backed up, where is the traffic from all those developments going to go? Good luck tho in 10 years.

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

6 months

Well well well

The Insight Factor

@insightfactor

6 months

🔴Matlosana CFO Involved In R2.9Million Ghost Payment🔴 The CFO of the Matlosana Municipality in the North West, Mercy Phetla, who is on bail, illegally approved a R2.9 million ghost payment to the business of a close ally Tiisetso Sebetlele without following municipal laws.

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

4 months

Good initiative to try reduce the number of cars in the city and encourage other modes of transport

Vuyo The Great

@VuyoTheGreat

4 months

Konje Parks Tau spent R17 million building bicycle lanes in JHB CBD which are now used to braai gizzards and change tyres

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

Arshavin is a cold name

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@Sulleyk_

1 year

Black Bulgarian kid named Steven Gerrard 😭😭

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

6 months

@allahwearsprada nakho ke🤝🏾

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

11 months

I also can't imagine going +200km/h with all the load the train would be carrying while passing the western free state and karoo regions. The cross winds would be ridiculous

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

The design of this SL is timeless

𝑶𝒕𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝑲

@OtsileJK

1 year

A BIG, growling turbocharged V12 is what I need right now. We're going to miss the old AMG!

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

Bagolo ba re monna ge o mo rekela ditlhako wa mo koba

Baby Girl 🐕‍🦺

@MsJonkerss

1 year

Hey guys, if you’re a size 8 & you’re interested in buying a pair of Yeezy 700 V3 in clay brown please let me know. I got them on court order for 9.4k , we can negotiate the price.🫶🏽

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

7 months

ngime la nosisi opreg, athi uyozala umuntu okbuzile

Mapholoba

@NjayamJnr

7 months

I soul mate yakho le enengane?

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

9 months

Yerr 😭😭😭

Peché Africa 🇿🇦

@pmcafrica

9 months

We buy cars test drove this sellers car, now bro says they broke his car 🤔

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

4 months

Mohale missed a full day of nigganomics. He would have enjoyed the TL today

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

8 months

I've seen you eat some questionable meals but didn't think you'd have rice and popcorn

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

10 months

It's definitely up there with 2016

i i n g a ✨

@MsMamma_

10 months

Guys enough time has passed. 2023 was the worst andifuni nova!

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

😂😂

Kgoshi Ya Lebowa

@Mothematiks

1 year

The unexpected always happens 🫢😀

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

6 months

The Food / The Cook

seapei 🇨🇩

@Silindokuhle_

6 months

The food/ The cook 🫶🏾

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

8 months

Hear me out… egg prices would be a lot cheaper if we didn’t rely on large chain supermarkets so much

Swiss 𝕏

@BlxckSwiss_

8 months

2024 update: 30 eggs are R109 A Loaf of bread is R20 2L of cooking oil is R99 2L milk is R42 2L Coke is R30 Go slos are R10

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

10 months

Twitter user barryblocke is on his shit again

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@InterestingFck

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@khutsom_

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

9 months

@Yared_TheGuy They use auto/semi-auto rifles. Their shooting is good because you'll hardly hear of a passerby catching a stray bullet even though they let off a lot of shots. (A lot of guys shot with those are into some crime of sort. Law abiding citizens get shot with pistols)

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

5 months

Empress🧚🏾‍♀️

@fadalhotep

5 months

@flyndutchman_ Me an my friends literally took rohypnol to build tolerance because we like drinking with nighas, Kerr one day I was spiked and I felt it and I kept on like normal I could see the disappointment on these peoples faces when we were still standing😂

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

11 months

"Stew coming along nice"

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

4 months

@SnackSized__ The 300k is not just online orders, it's total sales because 100k mark sale was a POS sale. The 300k sale was after the 100k mark. Averaging out the sales monthly with a R1bn revenue target. Needs to average R4 167.00/sale with 240k annual sales to hit R1bn. Tough numbers

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

9 months

All hobbies are expensive. You just have to pick a hobby and suffer through it

Katli

@Katli_T

9 months

Mountain bikes are expensive, golf club sets are expensive.. equipment for just about any sport 😭😭

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

Anyway, you can estimate a woman’s age by looking at her knees and ankles

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

6 months

Halaal Account

@Dubelimthende_

6 months

My son is starting to favor his left foot when kicking the ball but I know he's right handed. We may have a 2 footer here lads.

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

11 months

@doubledsdouble Yeap. The Gautrain is already heavily government subsidized and it commutes between major economic centers. Subsidizing a bullet train between CPT & JHB would bankrupt government

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

Similar math to how you can tell a man is from Limpopo by looking at their face

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

6 months

This thought process kills me

Ndungwana

@SandiRayii

6 months

AFDA students going to school to study for acting. Influencers getting acting gigs because they are famous, lmao SA my beloved country

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@khutsom_

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

7 months

Ne we nyaka ka pelo😭

The other guy.

@thulani75

7 months

@muzy747 My interest rate is 18% for a 2022 polo TSI 1.0 😭😭😭. I was paying R6,670 when this all started Now I am at R7,234😭😭

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

Perfect in every angle

𝑶𝒕𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝑲

@OtsileJK

1 year

Show me a car Volkswagen will never top. I'll go first...

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

6 months

Louvre collection

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

6 months

😭💉

🤍 G I A D A 💎

@Jade4rever

6 months

Dembele he scored 3 goals this season and two came against his former club.(Barcelona) 😂 Some people just hate their EX 😭

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

Hear me out... make small convenient stores/farmer's market stores fashionable again

Sokhulu

@BonganiNtuli

1 year

The shortage of eggs is an artificial scarcity of sorts, theres plenty eggs outside major cities, at dirt cheap prices still.

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

9 months

First 3 throws were clean shots, you can tell just off the sound

CrimeInSA

@sa_crime

9 months

Let's take it easy on the road South Africa, avoid road rage at all cost.

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

5 months

😂😂

AYANDA 🧚🏻

@ayanda_yandiey_

5 months

When I win the Lotto, I won’t tell anyone, but there will be signs😂😂🔥❤️

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

6 months

Bathi ba go rutega thata 💪🏾

Lord Farquaad 👑

@ItsAll_Petse

6 months

Missed the first one refused to miss the second. Dankie Modimo 🎓

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

5 months

He just wants enough votes to be king maker, not necessarily a leading party, so populist rhetoric is a winning formula for him

flygod

@jefszn

5 months

Julius’ policies and promises go unchecked and that’s the power of using populist rhetoric to drum up votes as the opposition. Some of these promises are very pre-94 ANC mixed in with the ideas of a very horny first-year BA student.

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

Hobbies are an endless money pit too. The list of add-ons that go with the main activity/item are endless

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

9 months

@allahwearsprada @Dubelimthende_ Let's commit to squatting 3 times a week this month

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

7 months

@flyndutchman_ Gauteng/NW.. It's after mabopane

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

10 months

That is probably the best workhorse engine out there now

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

9 months

@allahwearsprada We could take turns with it being demon slayers

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

7 months

F1 will always be famous

Bra Peter

@Mr_PeterM

7 months

What are the unwritten rules about owning these types of cars? One of them is that you park strategically at shopping centres.

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

5 months

Mbappe snubbing Real Madrid 2 seasons back was a proper bottle job because now he will never be the face of Real Madrid/Football. That's Vini's team

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

4 months

Paying for a renault kiger with your blood and sweat like this is crazy business

Muzi Sambo

@muzy747

4 months

😮‍💨🙇🏽‍♂️... R32 753💸💸💸

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

5 months

The NFSAS cap on accommodation rates was the perfect tool for addressing this.

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

5 months

"amashangane" was trending at the rallies. You can't convince me otherwise

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

4 months

Neh, Nico o lwele ntwa e golo mo lefatsheng

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

Idk how to explain it but the knees and ankles are an accurate indicator of age range

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

4 months

I swear it's still summer in Mookgopong. Why is it so hot?

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

I get them though. Anyone buying hand tools online deserves to be scammed

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

7 months

The story lost motion so quick after that press statement lol

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

11 months

Being in multiple serious relationships is crazy. After a long day you still have to gather energy to tell 3 people how your day was, ffs that's crazy

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

@Yared_TheGuy Do you think maybe they are rushing to occupy the empty lands to increase the value of the area? The remaining stands sell at a higher prices and the developer houses set valuation standards

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

11 months

The price point would push it beyond what is affordable for the average person.

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

4 months

I associate all jeeps with high fuel consumption

Bra Peter

@Mr_PeterM

4 months

What comes to mind first when you see it? Me: ⛽️ consumption

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

9 months

@N_Shebeaux New year, the pit opens up to swallow you early in the year like all of us. Ciovita bibs are good. Wait for the sale and you will be happy. Garmin is the way (i need their tech also)

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

6 months

😤

R.I.P. Fat Cat

Thato Saul · Life Is Gangsta · Song · 2022

open.spotify.com

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

9 months

Perfect🥺😻

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

9 months

8 days, cycling 20-45km/day... not bad at all, no info on the elevation tho

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

4 months

Alternatively, I had a leisure ride and got nice pictures

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

8 months

The police in Randfontein have been working overtime to take down niggas this year, yerrr

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

1 year

He's too invested in it. Whole body moving with the swing

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

9 months

@allahwearsprada @AntagoniZt_ @Dubelimthende_ @SnackSized__ I'm taking this personal because you know how terrible my fitness levels are

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

11 months

Ya Allah

#TheDojo Podcast ⛩

@TheDojo_Podcast

11 months

Hope that man goes to that graduation if it hasn't happened already. Preferably with his lady so they can go take the aunt's seat. But go he must.

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

5 months

Make community justice fashionable again (NPA needs to relax on prosecuting the community)

MDN NEWS

@MDNnewss

5 months

A man who is known for snatching phones from women in Berea, Joburg was saved by police as community members marinated him, then planned to send him to his ancestors by necklacing him using a b*rning trye. The man was saved by police and rushed to hospital.

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

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Pheli Politics & Passion

Thato Saul · Members Only · Song · 2020

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

3 months

@N_Shebeaux The elevation is 1029m, the entire route is gravel. It will be hell There's a 164km big beast route with an elevation of 1735m. That big climb in the middle of the small beast is at the 120km mark on the big beast. Crazy fitness needed for that

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khutsom_

@khutsom_

7 months

marquis.

@_uSboh

7 months

Finally back to chiskop, indaba yama cut umsangano

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