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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

26 days

Fancy a “pick me up”? Well here you go! 😂 Coming soon…very bloody soon @StandComedyClub 11.30 AM from 31st July

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

6 months

Hmmmm, weird! I do the warm up for this and watch the show every night. I should probably get my ears tested if you’ve heard all those things and I haven’t after seeing it over a dozen times? Or maybe, cloth ears, you’re being deliberately obtuse?

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

Just watch it

Jonathan Pie

@JonathanPieNews

5 years

Imagine Boris outside Number 10 next Friday morning, looking like a startled pig in a hay bale, saying the words: "I'm about to go to the palace and offer my resignation". Just picture that as you enter the voting booth. Please watch the full video:

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

I’m willing to bet ALL the money that if Scotland went for a vote on independence right now it would be 100% yes! You really are a patronising prick Boris

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

@ZubyMusic It’s easy to get worked up about micro issues if you haven’t ever had to deal with major issues

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

6 years

@JonathanPieNews You had my support every step of the way but then you wrote your instead of you’re and now you’re dead to me! #grammarnazi

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

2 years

You can take the girl out of Scotland and place her slap bang in a pub in waterloo - makes no odds , she can get pissed with this twat anywhere!

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

2 years

@JonathanPieNews I disagree! He has nothing to lose and everything to gain by exposing the culture - go Harry!! Absolute maverick

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

Found a FABULOUS cigarette buddy tonight in @DreyfusJames - what an absolute treat to hang out with you 🥳

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 months

@LisaBetenzos @nicolelampert @andrewdoyle_com Oh hi Lisa, just checking in about what I’m allowed to tweet? I noticed your displeasure with the above repost so don’t want to fall foul of your boundaries and risk you seeing anything that isn’t aligned to your thinking.

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

@thecoastguy Tip of the iceberg but it’s a start

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

8 months

WE HAVE LIFT OFF! My first ever full comedy special is OUT NOW on YouTube - please watch, share and tell me if you like it, fuck it! Tell me if you don’t like it - I’m very proud of it GROWING OLD DISGRACEFULLY IS HERE:

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

We are at breaking point and @scotgov @FionaHyslop and @CreativeScots need to make an announcement that monies will be made available to #savescottishcomedy “The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.” -Mark Twain - RT

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

Putting you arms round everyone? Get the fuck off me Michael Gove

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

@NeilClark66 They legally put restrictions in place until 17th July - not that anyone seems to be paying any attention to bills being passed without question, interestingly the change in law as to how deaths are now registered ! 😱

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

Anyone know what the current guidelines are on thinking for yourself?

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

10 months

Here we go again ❤️ Thrilled to be back supporting the juggernaut that is @JonathanPieNews it’s going to be one helluva ride, get on board!

Jonathan Pie

@JonathanPieNews

1 year

Tickets are ON SALE NOW for my all new 2024 live tour! Jonathan Pie: Heroes & Villains Book now at

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

@JonathanPieNews Give them a break, they’re even more bored than us - they’ve certainly been self isolating a lot bloody longer x

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

So bloody happy 😘👏👏👏

Get Comedy

@getcomedy

4 years

🚨❤️NEW #TEAMGC ANNOUNCEMENT❤️🚨 We are THRILLED and VERY PROUD to announce the newest member of the #TEAMGC family, the FABULOUS @jojosutherland ! 😍🔥 Welcome to the fam JoJo! We're beyond excited to have you on board 💪❤️ Bookings & Enquiries:

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

This has flown by! Tonight in Cardiff and then only one week left to go 😢 #toursupport #toomuchfun #fakenewstour

Jonathan Pie

@JonathanPieNews

5 years

Me and @jojosutherland backstage at the Hammersmith Apollo @EventimApollo THREE WHOLE WEEKS ago.

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

@jannycat @VoxBoxMusic @JamesMelville Ok - would 125000 people still be alive if we didn’t have covid? You know the answer is no - it’s also not that 125000 people have died which seems to be everyone’s benchmark- no one seems to give a shit to the other 600000 people who die every year

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

I’m here all week…literally! Today, tomorrow, the next day, the day after that and so on with the magnificent @JonathanPieNews @bloomstheatre

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

@judiadg @naomirwolf It’s only a conspiracy theory if you can’t provide evidence ! There’s quite a ridiculous amount of evidence so renders you’re “ conspiracy theory” redundant frankly

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

What a woman! Go sister x

Janey Godley

@JaneyGodley

5 years

What a lovely thing to wake up to

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

@JonathanPieNews You mean you aren’t hammered already?jesus, catch up! 🥰

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

@JonathanPieNews Why would you inflict that on people? Have we not all suffered enough? Shame on you

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

@PeakePolly @naomirwolf Hence why emergency powers have been extended however the other interesting point is that Pfizer have committed to non profit under emergency rules so they will only keep them in place long enough to vaccinate everyone then clean up with annual boosters

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

All dressed up and SOMEWHERE to go! Coming for you @StandComedyClub gig goes live at 8.30pm #overexcited

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

5 stars and I’m weeping because it’s so personal #Gildedballoon #makeyourfringe #mamabearbitesback

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

My room key didn’t work for room 512, I told reception, they gave me a new key, I just walked in on 2 people fucking , my room is 312! Easy mistake 😂 oops

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

So @LNER ? 10am London - Aberdeen train has no free seats but despite knowing you’d sold all the seats you continued to sell tickets to such an extent that it’s actually hazardous! I’ve gone to 1st class where there are plenty seats and I dare someone to ask me to move! #livid

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

Don’t want it to end 😢

Jonathan Pie

@JonathanPieNews

5 years

Another SOLD OUT show. @GlasgowPavilion tonight. Tomorrow ABERDEEN. And then the final 2 weeks of The FAKE NEWS Tour!

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

I won a bloody award! Best solo show for Riches to Rags - so so chuffed ❤️

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

Smashed it mrs! 🥰

Janey Godley

@JaneyGodley

3 years

Thanks to everyone who tuned into the @aberdeenuni zoom show tonight and we’ll done @jojosutherland for hosting it #InternationalWomensDay

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

Ironic that the council isn’t collecting glass or garden waste given that most of us are either drinking or gardening!

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

I have many comedy children but caught up with the first born tonight 😂 @IainDoesJokes

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

@JamesMelville Or a bit according to plan?

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

Short and sweet but mainly sweet #SaveLiveComedy

Alan Jenkins

@ajjenkins

4 years

Venues and performers are campaigning to #SaveLiveComedy . We spoke to @jojosutherland , @daniel_sloss and the @standcomedyclub about how lockdown has left our comedy clubs on the brink.

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

Being nominated for best solo tour/festival show in the Scottish comedy awards has made my day!

Scottish Comedy Award 2020 Short list

This evening, Tuesday 9th June, should have seen Scott Agnew and Mark Nelson return as hosts at the Scottish Comedy Awards. Sadly we still cannot gather. But hopefully by Tuesday 4th August we wil…

scottishcomedy.wordpress.com

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

She actually thought that was how babies are made... 👶 #comedy #comedian @getcomedy @comedystoreuk

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

2 years

All packed up and keys handed back. Saying goodbye to South Queensferry with the people who have made it special.

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

Oh this is a good game - thanks @adambloomie2 me and my mutt #comedians_as_kids

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

Is that heckling by horn? 😂

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

What utterly sad news - RIP Sean Lock

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

I wonder if there’s a giant lost property box somewhere just filled with people’s patience, sanity and sense of humour?

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

FIRST TIME with a full room @StandComedyClub in fuck knows how long - oh boy did we have a ball! Die happy now 😂

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

2 years

My absolute new favourite! I give you @horsemusic

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

Truly amazing work being done by @RowanAlba please share and support this project for the homeless

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

Final live stream show from @StandComedyClub tonight - It’s been a bright light in a bloody dark tunnel 👏👏👏😘😘😘 massive love to each and every one of you ❤️

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

The future’s bright, the future’s yellow - say hello to Scottish independence #fuckthetories #getusthefuckoutofthisshitnow #SNP #INDEPENDENCE

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

2 years

WTAF! - Sold out - 🎉🎉🎉 well fucking chuffed 🎉🎉🎉

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

7 years

I bloody love @JonathanPieNews

Jonathan Pie

@JonathanPieNews

7 years

Time to F**k off Theresa!: via @YouTube

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

Covid 19 in a nutshell - last night of what should have been @edfringe 2020 and this is Bristo square tonight 😢

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

Please share - Grahame is a stalwart supporter of comics and a thoroughly decent bloke and he’s missing and his wife Annie is distraught

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

Between you, @jayjaylaffs @JaneyGodley @ashleystorrie @suziemo the Scottish gals are killing! ❤️❤️👏👏👏👏👏

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

Channel 5 at 5pm - I’ll be on the news #SaveLiveComedy

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

6 years

Picture perfect - funny fuckers! Thank you #Elgin @ashleystorrie @StuartMcP @thedylanmoran

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

6 years

Here are some contact numbers to help if you see anyone sleeping rough in the bad weather that is forecast - please RT

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

7 years

@hocwatch @rorybremner @ChristinaSNP I think if you are living in a 3 million pound home it's ludicrous that you pay the same as 100k home dweller - your example reinforces that

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhh I literally can’t cope with this much bullshit and I’m a comedian! 🤬

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 months

Never put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington! Against all my advice, all my fears and utter nausea! That little brat @fynndonaldson12 , that I’m very proud to call mine ,just did something special!

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

Hurrah! This starts this week and I’m doing the tour support - cannot wait

Jonathan Pie

@JonathanPieNews

5 years

My brand new FAKE NEWS tour starts this week! And tickets are selling FAST! Get them while you can at .

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 months

That’s a wrap! London’s west end, standing ovation and the end of a fabulous tour with @JonathanPieNews ❤️

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

I’m not sure but I think I might be having the best time ever! Live your best minutes folks, might be over in a heartbeat 🥰

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

Australian pals - do yourselves a favour and see this show!

Jonathan Pie

@JonathanPieNews

4 years

Tickets are selling fast for my AUSTRALIA tour. Get your tickets now from before they're all gone!

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

Stunned and delighted ! Oh my days, thank you

The Scotsman

@TheScotsman

5 years

Comedy review: @jojosutherland : Riches to Rags #EdFringe

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

2 years

Very nearly got into a fight tonight! Some twat stole a bottle of wine from the restaurant, the bar staff challenged him, he was giving nothing and then I came in all guns, menopausal , Scottish aggression and that’s now earned me free drinks …for eternity - NEVER UNDERESTIMATE

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

You know that “ light at the end of the tunnel” everyone keeps going on about? Pretty sure the light is from an oncoming high speed train

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

Come and find out why I haven’t done a solo show for 5 years ! It’s quite a tale

Gilded Balloon

@Gildedballoon

5 years

@jojosutherland is back baby! Storming #edfringe with her first solo show in 5 years 'Riches to Rags' about growing up in a castle and steadily worked her way down ever since 🏰✨ ‘Will mesmerise and unnerve in equal measure’ ★★★★★ @broadwaybaby 🎟

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

👏👏👏👏 at long last! Stupidly excited 🥰🔥

The Glee Club Glasgow

@GleeClubGlasgow

3 years

★ LIVE COMEDY IS BACK ★ After a long 15 months, we're back! @JaneyGodley , @comedyray , @jojosutherland & @joeheenan join us for a socially distanced show on 11th & 12th June 🎉 Tickets 👉 It’s been a long road but we can’t wait to see you all again ❤️

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

9 years

How Scottish was that? #RugbyWorldCup

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

This is wonderful

Giles Paley-Phillips

@eliistender10

4 years

A beautiful reminder of a wonderful and talented human being

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

Just been on the news again talking about comedy rather than doing it

The Nine

@BBCScotNine

4 years

"Comedy is a tool to help people through a crisis." Stand-up comic @jojosutherland told #TheNine comedy is being left behind as an art form - affecting the mental health and wellbeing of both audiences and performers.

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

2 years

Off I go! 🎉🎉🎉

British Comedy Live

@UKLiveComedy

2 years

Stand-up Jojo Sutherland has announced that she is giving up her house to head out on a permanent adventure. After staying with friends and visiting some comedy festivals, she will live in a motorhome, touring comedy venues around the UK:

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

6 years

A first look at my first solo show in 5 years ! Please RT and ideally buy tickets

Glasgow Comedy Festival

@GlasgowComedy

6 years

. @JojoSutherland was born in a castle and has steadily worked her way down. Catch this top Scottish comic in her hilarious solo show Riches to Rags, March 22nd @YesbarGlasgow :

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

I’ve signed up as a World AIDS Day Champion for @WaverleyCare and you can be too. Help #smashstigma and sign up today at #worldaidsday19 #hiv #zerohiv #scotland

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

As pre gig rituals go - I think bananas and beer should be in top 3!

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

Northampton are bloody lovely 😘

Jonathan Pie

@JonathanPieNews

5 years

Me and @jojosutherland having our nightly interval debrief. It usually goes like this: "Are they cunts, yes or no?" Apparently Northampton are...not cunts!

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 months

I’ve just ironed a hole into my shirt! No I don’t have a spare and yes I’m onstage in 30 mins! I wonder what my opening line will be about? 😂

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

FUCKING YAAAAAAAAAAS

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

10 years

@Vespbar I think you should stay Yesbar forever! Never give up hope x

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

@Stat_O_Guy Can I guess? Is the data completely at odds with the perpetual bullshit they’d like us to believe?

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

A perfect visual representation of the world right now! 🔥😂

Farabalẹ̀

@odala__

3 years

Each second more chaotic than the last

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

6 years

Even more excitingly, I’m on that night too!

Comedy Unleashed

@UnleashedComedy

6 years

HOT NEWS: . @JonathanPieNews , a man deeply frustrated with the illiberalism of so-called liberals, joins the bill on 10th July. This will sell-out, best get your tickets ... errr ... now. With . @shaziamirza1 . @jojosutherland #FreeSpeech

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

I can think of worse ways to spend your time! - at least he makes sense when nothing bloody else does 👏

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

@ava_marie_v @mykola @CorryLReilly You are not listening - you hear what you want to hear to make you relevant to your own selfish needs - this is not about you and don’t assume I don’t care about death , I care deeply , I’m just not focussed on covid being the primary culprit

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

3 years

@BernieSpofforth I’m hoping the inevitable law suits will be enormous!

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

2 years

@CaptainWombat78 @SimonKrug2 @eekymom You can’t blame someone for not knowing but you can absolutely blame someone for not checking! The evidence was overwhelming from the start that we were being lied to and some of us checked and others yelled at us for telling them our findings!

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

No ones listening to you @BorisJohnson - the rest of this briefing is as pointless as you and everyone has taken to twitter to voice their disgust

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

Weird and strangely wonderful

Big Sigh Media - Simon

@BigSighMedia

4 years

@StandComedyClub @frankieboyle @Daniel_Sloss @JaneyGodley @standupfarmer @marknelsoncomic @jayjaylaffs @MarcJennings90 @jojosutherland @fredmacaulay @RyanCullen90 @rossisacoolguy @JuliaSutherland @stephenbucomedy Great stuff from all the act tonight. Roll on next week.

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

My last day of the tour and just had the best tapas EVER @pintxobath with @JonathanPieNews - highly recommend! #pintxobath #bath #fakenewstour #forumbath

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

I just played the @eventimapollo 2 nights in a row, I met a couple of my heroes and my long suffering friends and family were there to witness it so THANK YOU jonathanpienews ❤️ you made me cry tonight I was so…

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

Boom!

TotalNtertainment

@totalNtertainmt

5 years

Controversial #news reporter @JonathanPieNews kicked off his #fakenews tour at @yorkbarbican this weekend with support from the equally fantastic @jojosutherland and you can check out our #review here.

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

5 years

Ambition unlocked: I have driven the length of the M6,over the last 2 days, without incident! No accidents, no traffic jams and a clear run through roadworks - I am giddy with joy and with an unnerving sense of hope for the future!

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

Your last chance to see this show live! It got rave 5 star reviews at Edinburgh festival, It’s my story, told from the heart and it’s funny! Come and see for yourselves and please tell other people too as I really want to finish it with a sold out crowd - xxx @GlasgowComedy

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

8 months

🚨ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 delighted and giddy to share the news that @BBCRadio4 have commissioned my 2019 solo show “Riches to Rags” 😱 It will be recorded in front of a live audience on 16th Jan @BarrelComedy - tickets are free but limited so be quick 🎉

Jojo Sutherland: Riches to Rags - Radio recording at MONKEY BARREL COMEDY

Tickets are now available for Jojo Sutherland: Riches to Rags - Radio recording at MONKEY BARREL COMEDY, Edinburgh on Tue 16 Jan 2024 at 8:00PM. Click the link for further information and to secure...

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

7 years

@hocwatch @rorybremner @ChristinaSNP I think we might have different definitions of cash poor and I hear what you're saying but London is not typical of rest of U.K.

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

1 year

Good days and bad days - today was alright! 😂

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Jojo Sutherland

@jojosutherland

4 years

A picture from years ago in the club that I call home! Please don’t let live comedy become a distant memory - please go to and sign the open letter #savelivecomedy