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Shazia Mirza

4 months

Comedy Queens 2 is back! Bigger! Get your tickets now. Last time all venues sold out in a week. Women only. @indigoatTheO2 21st June Tickets:

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

8 years

I will be on @JRossShow this Sat @ITV 9.40pm with @RealHughJackman @TaronEgerton @TheRealLukevans @ScreamOfficial

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4 years

I’m on QI @qikipedia tonight with @joshwiddicombe @joelycett and it’s #radioactive

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8 years

20 Million Muslims March Against ISIS and The Mainstream Media Completely Ignores It

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3 years

I’ll be on @bbcapprentice #yourefired tonight @BBCTwo 10pm with my old friend @tomallencomedy

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

2 years

Il be on #celebrationkitchen @SaturdayKitchen this morning 10.30am @BBCOne LIVE! It’s an Eid special #EidMubarak #EidUlFitr

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

7 years

Will be performing in #Pakistan next week. If I don't return, you know I did the wrong material

HIP

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7 years

#Karachiites gear up to beat the gloom as #ComedyMasala returns to the city! #UmarRana #ComedyMasalaInternational

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

6 years

I will miss @Matthew_Wright he educated entertained informed and taught me to fish. And my god he’s funny X

Jeremy Vine & Storm Huntley on 5

@JeremyVineOn5

6 years

Going into the studio for his last show - join @Matthew_Wright on @channel5_tv now! #wrightstuff

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

3 years

My Teenage Diary will be on @BBCRadio4 tomorrow at 7.15pm. I’ll be reading from my real diary. There will be no sex, drugs or fun of any kind.

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@shaziamirza1

8 years

He can't even handle #SNL ISIS must be shitting themselves.

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@realDonaldTrump

8 years

Just tried watching Saturday Night Live - unwatchable! Totally biased, not funny and the Baldwin impersonation just can't get any worse. Sad

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Shazia Mirza

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3 years

Tonight and all week I’ll be on #houseofgames @bbc2 6pm with @richardosman @LucyABeaumont @JakeWoodTR @THErealjoethoma

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Shazia Mirza

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7 years

Kick off the New Year with a treat - "dry as they come, sharp socio-political sass on Brexit, burkinkis & butt plugs". @shaziamirza1 's Tour #WithLoveFromStTropez is back for 2018, beginning in Birmingham on Feb 2 @TheOldRep & nationwide to June. Tickets:

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

4 years

My new tour starts when the world starts working again 2021. All info is on my website

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

6 years

@lucy_meck @BBCTwo @vicderbyshire Well done Luce. You were magnanimous. You’re a fighter, I knew that from the moment I saw you gut a caiman X

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4 years

I’ll be on #GrowingPains Hosted by #RhodGilbert TONIGHT 9pm @ComedyCentralUK #cringe #pain #horror

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5 years

@ShappiKhorsandi God! That is so funny! I wonder if they know we are 2 different people with different jokes and personalities and everything!

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@shaziamirza1

7 years

Thank you so much @watsoncomedian for letting everyone know. You were amazing, extremely funny in the darkest of times xx

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@shaziamirza1

2 years

TONIGHT! @BBCOne 6.05pm Bridge of Lies Comedians Special @SusanCalman @JohnThompson_99 @jonculshaw @RossKemp We did our best.

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

5 years

My new tour of #coconut strats this Friday till July 2020 all dates

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

2 years

I’ll be on Celebrity #Mastermind this Sat 19.15 @BBCOne Specialist subject #GeorgeCarlin I wore a red dress and no knickers. It’s what George would have wanted.

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

1 year

I can’t wait for all of you to watch me burn the kitchen down in the new series of @MasterChefUK #CelebrityMasterchef such a privilege to do this amazing show with @GreggAWallace @JohnTorode1

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

2 years

This starts tomorrow @BBCTwo 9pm #pilgrimage with @Nick_Hewer @MontyPanesar @LouisaClein @LlewelynBowen @WillBayleytt #scarlettmoffatt Scotland to Ireland

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

6 years

@ryanjamesthomas @ryanjamesthomas loves women. He respects women. He is a supporter of women and is a wonderful father brother & son. I have seen him caring for women in the most horrendous circumstances on @TheIsland . This ‘incident’ makes a total mockery of women who are actually beaten &abused

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

8 years

Thank you! We would do the same for you X

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

8 years

What's the difference between The Taliban & The French Government? A thong.

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

6 years

@ryanjamesthomas Having lived on @TheIsland with Ryan for a month, I can say he is the most kind hearted, loyal supportive genuine generous person who has immense respect and love for women. He treated every woman on that Island with utmost consideration and civility.

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

8 years

This is the end of civilization. #Trump #Putin #ISIS #Brexit

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

4 years

@Matthew_Wright About bloody time. The last time I made a big appearance was The Wright Stuff 2012 X

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Shazia Mirza

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5 years

Oh, what a rotten bunch of coconuts Piece I have written on #Brexit #immigration #shamimabegum and the problem with Chief #coconut #sajidjavid

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Shazia Mirza

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5 years

@ShappiKhorsandi It was me!

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2 years

I’ll be on @BBCMorningLive this morning at 9.15am talking about the new series of #pilgrimage which starts this Friday 9pm @BBCTwo

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

4 years

Where is Pippa Middleton’s arse when we need it? #MeghanAndHarry #MeghanandHarryonOprah

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

6 years

I will be on #TravelMan this Monday 8.30pm @Channel4 with @RichardAyoade We had a great fun! in #Nice #Monaco & #MonteCarlo #SouthOfFrance @LeCasinoRoyale #casinodemontecarlo #CotedAzurFrance @HowTheRichLive @BillionMagazine @BILLIONAlRES @taxhavensblog #richandcrazy

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

2 years

I’ll be on this. This Friday 8pm BBC1

Would I Lie To You?

@WILTY_TV

2 years

Chase away those back to work blues with the news that a brand new series of Would I Lie To You? starts this Friday at 8pm on @BBCOne ! See you then; tell your friends!

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

2 years

I’m doing 14 shows in #Vegas starting Mon 20th- 26th June. Even @Adele didn’t manage that. Tickets from @ComedyCellarUSA #comedycellarvegas

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

4 years

@JoeBangles11 I hope you have a job!

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Shazia Mirza

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8 years

I will be on @RTELateLateShow tomorrow night 9.35pm on RTE ONE

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

3 years

If he’d have made it to 100, he would have got a letter from his wife #PrincePhilip

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

1 year

Semi- Final here we come! @MaxGeorge @MasterChefUK #celebritymasterchef @BBCOne

Real Deal Comedy Jam

@RealDealComedy

1 year

They did it! @ShaziaMirza1 x @MaxGeorge @TheWanted through to the semi-finals! 🎉 #celebritymasterchef #masterchef

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

1 year

I will be on #meettherichardsons TONIGHT 10pm @davechannel with @russell_kane @dbuzz6589 @LucyABeaumont It’s a very funny show X

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

3 years

Will be on ‘Sorry I Didn’t Know’ @SIDKTelly Tomorrow night 10.20pm @itv with @sarapascoe @JimmyAkingbola @chizzyakudolu @kemahbob @1Judilove @TheVeronaRose #BlackHistory

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

3 years

Piece I have written in today’s @guardian @guardianopinion on banter

I’m a comedian and banter is my job - this is the truth about racist jokes | Shazia Mirza

The Yorkshire cricket race row shows people are still claiming that abuse is just acceptable joshing. It isn’t, says standup Shazia Mirza

www.theguardian.com

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

4 years

I’ll be on @SarahMillican75 new radio series #elephantintheroom TONIGHT @BBCRadio4 6.30pm Then at 10.30pm on @Radio4Extra on The Comedy Club

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Shazia Mirza

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8 years

Will be doing #TheKardashiansMadeMeDoIt @FlavelArts TONIGHT! #dartmouthcomedyfestival

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Shazia Mirza

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6 years

@Matthew_Wright ❤️to you all xx

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

4 years

I made a short film for @bbcarts @BBCiPlayer - 16mins on how to find humour in a pandemic. I filmed it, did my own hair & used my own saucepans #GetCreativeAtHome

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

8 years

My website crashed after @JRossShow last night but it's ok now, if you want to book tickets

Shazia Mirza - Comedian and Writer

Shazia Mirza is an award winning British Asian Muslim Stand up Comedian from Birmingham England.

www.shazia-mirza.com

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

6 months

Piece I have written in today’s @theguardian We’re the Muslim Spice Girls!’ Shazia Mirza on finding box office gold with her halal comedy supergroup

‘We’re the Muslim Spice Girls!’ Shazia Mirza on finding box office gold with her halal comedy...

After years as the only Muslim woman on the comedy circuit, the standup is now making history with a female touring troupe. She relives the attacks she faced on the way, from ‘letterbox’ burqa taunts...

www.theguardian.com

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Shazia Mirza

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4 years

@sindhuvfunny I hope people don’t come to see me thinking it’s you @sindhuvfunny or @omid9 or @ShappiKhorsandi

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

4 years

I’m on @rhodgilbertshow new show ‘Growing Pains’ @ComedyCentralUK starting this Tuesday 12th Jan 9pm with @wossy and @kiripritchardmc

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Shazia Mirza

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2 years

@paulsinha Your show was absolutely fantastic ❤️ #edfringe @StandComedyClub

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Shazia Mirza

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5 years

Catch me performing at the @bloomstheatre THIS Friday 21st June - it's going to be a great night! See here for ticket info:

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8 years

Comedian: Mockery more powerful anti-ISIS weapon than bullets @CNN Shazia Mirza interviewed by @camanpour Feb 2016

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7 years

TRAILER | Celebrity Island With Bear Grylls | Starts Tuesday 9.15pm 🌴 via @YouTube

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

8 years

I will be a guest on @loosewomen tomorrow 12.30pm @ITV

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Shazia Mirza

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6 years

@mrsameliawright @Matthew_Wright SO happy for you! 2 babies in the house! X

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8 years

Shazia Mirza on her Edinburgh Fringe show: ‘Mocking Isil doesn’t mean I’m brave’ via @TeleTVRadio @StandComedyClub

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Shazia Mirza

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2 years

I’m @hayfestival this week Wednesday comedy night & Fri cancel culture #HayFestival2022 #comedy #CancelCulture

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8 years

Comedian: Mockery more powerful anti-ISIS weapon than bullets @CNNI Shazia Mirza interviewed by @camanpour Feb 2016

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@shaziamirza1

5 months

‘We’re the Muslim Spice Girls!’ Shazia Mirza on finding box office gold with her halal comedy supergroup

‘We’re the Muslim Spice Girls!’ Shazia Mirza on finding box office gold with her halal comedy...

After years as the only Muslim woman on the comedy circuit, the standup is now making history with a female touring troupe. She relives the attacks she faced on the way, from ‘letterbox’ burqa taunts...

www.theguardian.com

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

4 years

My ‘Celebrity Supply Teacher’ Science lesson is on TODAY at 4.50pm on @cbbc & @BBCiPlayer It’s the most fun Science lesson you’ve ever had in your house #acidsandalkalis

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Shazia Mirza

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7 years

I am @WpgComFest this week. Winnipeg Comedy Fest hosts record number of comediennes for 16th year via @metrotoronto

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‘We’re the Muslim Spice Girls!’ Shazia Mirza on finding box office gold with her halal comedy supergroup

‘We’re the Muslim Spice Girls!’ Shazia Mirza on finding box office gold with her halal comedy...

After years as the only Muslim woman on the comedy circuit, the standup is now making history with a female touring troupe. She relives the attacks she faced on the way, from ‘letterbox’ burqa taunts...

www.theguardian.com

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Shazia Mirza

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6 years

Tomorrow night! I’m in Norwich

Norwich Eye

@norwich_eye

6 years

Shazia Mirza is heading for Norwich -

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Shazia Mirza

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7 years

6 TV and Hollywood stars who studied in unassuming Sidcup @RoseBruford

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

7 years

I will be on @5WrightStuff all this week

Jeremy Vine & Storm Huntley on 5

@JeremyVineOn5

7 years

Join us and all our special guests next week! #WrightStuff

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Shazia Mirza

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1 year

I’ll be on @BBCRadio4 #looseends 6.15pm tonight with @jackwhitehall @StephenMangan #cliveanderson @destructo9000

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

2 years

I’m on this tonight. It was GREAT.

David Mitchell

@RealDMitchell

2 years

A new series of @WILTY_TV starts tonight at 8pm on @BBCOne ! The people you can see below, photographed apparently enjoying the experience, are Motsi Mabuse, @SP1nightonly , Bez and @shaziamirza1 . Maybe YOU will enjoy the experience too...

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7 years

@watsoncomedian Everyone that was there with you will agree. And the people that matter will agree. Most people wouldn't last 2 minutes on that Island xx

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

4 years

TONIGHT I’ll be reading from my REAL Teenage Diary on @BBCRadio4 6.30pm #myteenagediary

Harriet Jaine

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4 years

The new series of My Teenage Diary starts tomorrow night at 6.30pm on Radio 4, and features the brilliant @RufusHound interviewing the equally brilliant @shaziamirza1 . It's one of the most powerful, moving, angry and hilarious shows we've ever recorded.

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Shazia Mirza

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5 years

TONIGHT I'll be performing at the @nycomedyclub show starts at 11.30pm - #comedy #comedian #USA #NYC @facialreccomedy NYCC Gramercy (midtown) 👏👏

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Shazia Mirza

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3 years

This was a hilarious recording

Drunk Women Solving Crime

@drunkwomenpod

3 years

What you up to next weekend?! We're streaming another live show we shot @TheGrandClapham last week! It stars @shaziamirza1 & has a guest appearance from @jaydeadams ! As it's not 'live' live, we'll be watching along too, joining in with the chat. JOIN US!

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Piece I have written in today's @guardian @guardianopinion on comedians getting cancelled

Cancel culture is a myth: nothing can shut us comedians up | Shazia Mirza

Maureen Lipman is the latest to claim humour is under threat. I think that’s a joke in itself, says comedian Shazia Mirza

www.theguardian.com

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1 year

My column in today's @thetimes Magazine. 'Solitude is Bliss'

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3 years

@Matthew_Wright Like The Wright Stuff in the good old days x

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9 years

@JaneyGodley looking beautiful at dinner tonight in Ghent Belgium x http://t.co/CSuhEDMoIR

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9 years

I will be presenting a short film on BBC 2 #Artsnight tonight 11pm about how the British Empire impacted on art #dontknowwhatimtalkingabout

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Shazia Mirza

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10 years

Robin Williams & me performing at The Throckmorton Theatre San Francisco May 2012. X http://t.co/M44OEfghMQ

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1 year

Curry, curry curry and curry for desert.

terry christian

@terrychristian

1 year

So will I be making Northern dellicacies on @MasterChefUK on @BBCOne tonight at 9pm Chips Pudding and Gravy Hotpot Blackpudding Cheese and Onion pie Tripe and Onions Owl In Cardboard Tune in and find out @shaziamirza1 @DaveBensonPhill @RemiBurgz @MaxGeorge

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8 years

#TheKardashiansMadeMeDoIt @sohotheatre has been extended again extra dates 4th-7th April

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2 years

I'll be on this TONIGHT! @BBCTwo 8pm #backintimebirmingham

Noreen Khan

@DJNoreenKhan

2 years

📣 ANNOUNCEMENT! 📣 Thrilled to share that ‘BACK IN TIME FOR BIRMINGHAM’ will air on Monday 20 June on @BBCTwo The show will explore the incredibly important and emotional journey of our parents/grandparents arriving here back in the 50s from South Asia and the impact they made!

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3 years

Tonight!

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4 years

@JoeBangles11 I know you! Alan Pender, what a naughty little boy you were!

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7 years

My new show; 'With Love From St. Tropez' is opening this Wed. 2nd. 7:30pm at @Gildedballoon Edinburgh. Tickets;

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6 years

I was on @TheIsland @BearGrylls this time last May. It taught me about courage fear and tenacity #NeverGiveUp

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2 years

Tonight!

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@PumpAid

2 years

We have a fantastic line up of comedy talent fantastic including the wonderful TV Shazia Mirza @shaziamirza1 - As seen on BBC's 'QI' & "Have I Got News for You" C4's 'Celebrity Island with Bear Grylls', ITV's Jonathan Ross Show, and C4's Travel Man, BBC2's "Pilgrimage" & more

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2 years

@eshaanakbar Sorry. I’ll stop doing it.

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6 years

I’ll be trying new material @battersea_arts all this week #stateoftheworld #awfulbutfunny

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9 years

#muslimsagainstisis #muslimsagainstisis #muslimsagainstisis

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4 years

I’m on this tonight 5.30pm @BBCOne

British Comedy Guide

@BritishComedy

4 years

Pointless on BBC1 at 5:30pm is a comedian special. Angela Barnes, Patrick Monahan, Junior Simpson, Rich Hall, Shazia Mirza, Dane Baptiste, Jessie Cave & Ed Byrne.

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2 years

TONIGHT

Cornerstone

@CORNERSTONEfun

2 years

Tomorrow night @shaziamirza1 kicks off our #WomensWeek with the hilarious show Coconut 👏🏻 #comedy A searing and urgent exploration of life, love and Jihadi brides. Limited tickets left, grab them quick

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5 years

I’ll be doing shows in NY this week! I'll be at @ComedyCellarUSA TOMMORROW - show starts at 8.00pm. Ticket info:

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7 years

Tonight is the last night of #TheKardashiansMadeMeDoIt @theswantheatre 103 night tour. Thank you to everyone who came to see the show X

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4 years

I’m on this This Sunday 7pm @ITV

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5 years

Thank you brother X

Tanmanjeet Singh Dhesi MP

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5 years

If you have ever experienced racism or discrimination, you can appreciate full well the hurt and pain felt by Muslim women, who were singled out by this divisive Prime Minister. It’s high time he apologised for his derogatory and racist remarks! 1/2

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5 years

Tomorrow night in #ljubljana #Slovenia I’m doing a show

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6 years

Next Week!

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3 years

I’ve been nominated for a #nationalcomedyawards for my new show Coconut! I’ve never won anything comedy in my life! I’ve been banned a few times but never won. Vote for me here:

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Shazia Mirza

@shaziamirza1

5 years

I'm LIVE on air! 📡Tune into the @Matthew_Wright show to hear me bringing the laughter alongside @MattHemley from @TheStage , @tvkev on #stalkers + many more! Check it out - it's going to be a Wright laugh! 😄 #radio #comedy #comedian

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