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File photo of Dany as a kid. #GameofThrones #GOTS8E5
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@orlando64184204 @piersmorgan @elonmusk Yes uninstalling an app and uprooting yourself from your homeland is the same. Brilliant, Einstein.
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@fenom23 @nocontextfooty Arsenal thought they would win EPL so made the gold trims
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@HumansNoContext There's absolutely nothing more satisfying than a Grasshopper finding its Senpai on the way to a gas station
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@HumansNoContext Oh so they are Sole mates ??
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@WomenPostingLs First time I gotta say on these pics- L for the guy not the girl
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@1Tomsnodgrass1 @SiklyON @PopCulture2000s Yes tray was sticky. That's why the apple tilted a bit but didn't fall off
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@TheTennisLetter Rublev's hair has a separate fan base ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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@HumansNoContext That's a man loyal to only one hole. Respect.
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@AlphaEdwin @PurelyFootball Yes he is close to the ripe old retirement age of 10 years old
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@jeanfpret @Kaka_22777 @rollerstyx @ShitpostGate Yeah it is negative. He doesn't care how he looks while doing this, he's doing it for his family. Deserves props for that.
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@TheTennisLetter According to Novak Stefanos- established, experienced, complete game, focussed, great player Fritz- On the other hand ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜…
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@TheTennisLetter This guy is so fearless. Speaking out publicly against the ATP when you are playing in their tournaments takes balls.
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@RealEmirHan The Joker in TDK
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How ironic that Federer and Nadal fans gang up to spread absolute filth about Djokovic all the time (stats show Novak is the most abused), but are SO delusional that they think "Nolefam" is toxic ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Peak Disgusting Hypocrisy.
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@rainnwilson In a documentary it was shown that many of the funny lines/actions of Chandler were improvised by Matthew Perry, and even he even collaborated with the writers time to time. He was a brilliant and kind man โ™ฅ๏ธ
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@HumansNoContext Something unique about this picture... can't put my finger on it..
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@beastoftraal That's a great and bad message both at the same time. Great to see the ad try to address the gender shackles but absolutely horrendous to send a message that a fast bowl can be played without a wearing a helmet ! The rules of the sport have changed since the last ad was made.
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@espnmma Sean Rd 1 and 3. Yan was not able to take advantage of the ground control
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@tavernofterrors @TheAntifaTurtle This is supposed to be "cool ass art" ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@CaolanRob @jk_rowling Bro you started it ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now you can't take the heat lol
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@DjptrsnMana @EndWokeness Plot twist: that's her dad only...just identifies as something else now ๐Ÿ’€
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The sportsman of the year, The sportsman of all time, the GOAT of tennis- Novak Djokovic ๐Ÿ What a picture from Laureus ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Happy Nole Year ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฌ ๐Ÿ
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@Wimbledon @carlosalcaraz But since 2003 it also never happened before that the championship points for winning the title were NOT awarded. May be mention that caveat as well.
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@TaraThebarbie @stats_feed Are you unaware of AI porn lmao ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@CalliePhakathi @Olly_Tennis_ Atleast write the full sentence: Novak was embarrassing Shelton
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@Hew_Trotter @orlando64184204 @piersmorgan @elonmusk Oh please. Analogy ? More like hyperbole. What's next, a man committing suicide is similar to man hitting himself on the cheek to kill a mosquito ? ๐Ÿคฃ Also, *an equatable, *high school, and *comma after English, Einstein.
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@BenRothenberg Why shouldn't they? He could very well be innocent and the charges against him could be fake.
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@piersmorgan @elonmusk Nope they will whine but still spend all day on it.
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@Big3Tennis Lmao why should Novak get vaccinated when he is winning slams without it. Looks like Novak took the perfect call.
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Zverev has to be mentally imagining Alcaraz as Ben Rothenberg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…
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@zaelefty Not fish, but do you think the humans who believe they can change their sex are clowns?
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@nadalprop_ How pitiful that you have to celebrate this win against a 16 year old kid who never was under ATP Rank 1000 ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@GreatWhiteNueve Have to admit, Cristiano was a different kind of beast in Real Madrid. Virtually untouchable.
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@FocusedConor I think Conor was extremely stupid not to use his broken bone as a shiv to stab Dustin as he says he always wants to do. Missed opportunity.
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@DeniseSweet6142 How can someone be so pathetic in life
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@nadalprop_ Nope. This ๐Ÿ‘‡ is the one of the coldest quotes in tennis. The Ruud quote is a copy, and not a very good one ๐Ÿคญ
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@alessandro_nai @ding0ring @HumansNoContext True, great that they are getting the relationship off on the right foot
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@FredWMeyer666 That's what cemented Novak as the GOAT actually. His principles are second to none, even if that meant barred from playing slams. He showed his courage in the face of atrocities and that's what makes him the biggest champion in the history of tennis.
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"Novak Djokovic doesn't have the pull" ๐Ÿ’€
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@PompeySteph @jk_rowling Not a bonafide activitist. Er...yeah, right.
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You can take Novak out of the AO But you can't take out the AO out of Novak ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ
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Sascha Zverev is just one game away from Ben Rothenberg bursting into tears whilst soiling his pants. #rolandgarros
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Sascha wants to hear the crowd ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ #RolandGarros
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@NoContextClips_ Okay fine, no context, and quite disturbing. You win this time.
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@notshadowknight @ManMilk2 @marieladiazzOF It's actually "you're" not your. Also the correction was done with **** rather than * That's why it's difficult to get at first. They wanna write "you're far".
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@LTsurenko Don't think your loss made anyone happy, may be very few haters/individuals who you should not care about. But you did make a few angry or disappointed when you didn't shake Aryna's hand as she doesn't have anything to do personally with any of this. Really glad for your friend.
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@nadalprop_ By that logic, if Nadal and Djokovic are almost the same age: Where was Nadal during the prime of Djokovic ? How could Nadal who was on 9 slams when Novak won his 1st slam, let this huge lead slip away ? ๐Ÿค”
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@HumansNoContext Should have lit a match ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@DiscussingFilm It would be the craziest What If? Ep if Iron Man snaps, nothing happens, then snaps again, and again and then 5, 6, 7, 8...everyone breaks into a dance
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@grantcohnburner @DanTennis1 @Twendyq This bathroom break is a new narrative which is being promoted to downplay Novak's achievements obviously. If memory serves me right, I'm pretty sure Federer took two bathroom breaks at Wimbledon 2014 finals against Novak after set 2 and set 3 both but still was defeated.
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@ajayamazing @timesofindia No it's because rapists are emboldened by low conviction rates, social stigma attached to rape victims and rampant lawlessness. Just because someone made E.T didn't make people believe in aliens. Films/series are art forms and can include anything. Hence the disclaimer.
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@andyroddick Djokovic is fitter than actual horses fresh out of the stable
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@DjokerNole1Fan From Reddit ๐Ÿคฃ
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@chakara_17 @kirthanaaaaa If you haven't ever been a creep, you wouldn't be having these thoughts.
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@nadalprop_ Human who thinks Djokovic is the best: - Nadal
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@HumansNoContext I have an Vaccine joke ready but the anti vaxxers won't get it..
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@NICKIMINAJ I don't think at this point @NICKIMINAJ is dissuading anyone who has the means and reach to get vaccinated. Any person shouldn't be harassed because of that. If you disagree with any of her opinions, form your own. It's going overboard now with the hate please...
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@josemorgado Medvedev is just so hilarious ๐Ÿ˜„
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@BillieJeanKing @moderna_tx Naah, the healthiest one on tour is winning Grand Slams without vaccines. Looks like an easy decision.
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@MKUltraMoney @WomenPostingLs Almost every show now..
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Novak Djokovic: They see me rollin' They hatin' #GOAT ๐“ƒต
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@ufc @A_Train_92 @justin_tafa @ABCNetwork That's one of the worst eye pokes I've ever seen omg
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@nadalprop_ Wrong, if anybody deserves, it's Novak Djokovic. - Peak Federer - Peak Nadal - Peak ATP Era - Gluten allergy - Crowd forever against him - Points stolen from him - Banned from AO - Anti-establishment - Still highest GS & Masters 1000, Weeks No.1 The TRUE GOAT- DJOKOVIC ๐Ÿ
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@mandracj @nadalprop_ Rafa also recently won a charity Golf tournament. We should also include that. That's bigger than 2 Majors atleast.
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Congrats to the young champ Sinner. And some people are so delusional that they call this the "weak era". No way Fedal would have been able to overcome Alcaraz, Sinner or even Rune the way Djokovic has been able to do consistently.
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Jannik Sinner seals Italy #DavisCup glory ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น With a straight sets victory over @alexdeminaur 6-3 6-0 ๐Ÿคฉ #DavisCupFinals | @federtennis
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Ben isn't even that concerned about DV, it's just a personal vendetta against Zverev. If he was actually against DV, he would have addressed Naomi's sisters' accusations of abused by their father. Since this goes against his new book, he won't touch this topic with a 10 ft pole.
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Ben Rothenberg continues his quest to destroy Zverev. Fixated. Obsessed. Scary! Tennis star Alexander Zverev questioned over DV accusations
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@kameidotrading @Morbidful When it worked, it worked really well for some patients. But it had a high rate of failures.
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@Hew_Trotter @orlando64184204 @piersmorgan @elonmusk Yes buddy. But if you said to me "life for me has been unexpected". And I say "same energy as a box of chocolates", that doesn't mean 'anything' at all. Like literally, nothing.
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Nadal at Australian Open ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹
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โ€œIf I donโ€™t win, Iโ€™m leavingโ€ - Jennifer Lawrence mouths to the camera during her category at the #GoldenGlobes
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@TheTennisLetter Ironically that's quite a mature answer
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@TheTennisLetter Once he wins the trial, Zverev should definitely countersue Patea for defamation and slander.
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@oriteitsmeben @DiscussingFilm Christopher Nolan first made Tenet and then his other movies flowed back through time
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Wait what? ๐Ÿ’€ The small girl did Nadal dirty ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@Pinpunch_ @Auxxity @theojaffee @ValidLs Nope, wrong. It's a verb. You mean it has "auxiliary" in the name (as opposed to lexical), but verb it definitely is. Auxiliary is further broken down into primary auxiliary and modals. In any case it can never be correct to use it as a pronoun.
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@qikipedia I first thought it was written Kanye West and it still made sense
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@josemorgado Djokovic made Alcaraz run like no other in the first two sets. These cramps didn't just happen without reason...
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@usopen @DjokerNole 1 more match to go !! C'mon Nole !
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@TennisTV @DjokerNole This dude is from another planet ๐Ÿคฏ
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@Hew_Trotter @orlando64184204 @piersmorgan @elonmusk It's okay. You're a tad soft in the head, you don't realise that you yourself, provided an analogy and proved that 'same energy' statement is a hyperbole. Someday when you grow up and learn a little more, we will have this debate again. Toodles.
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@TheSmoothToad @symbiotics @elvisvstheworld @DiscussingFilm Ezra being a pedo amongst other things also impacts this
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@rizwanahmed I guess there is no point of the movie disclaimer in the beginning then ? So if a movie is not based on actual facts like Uri, it has an agenda ? What ever happened to film being an art form and a method of creative expression ? Not every thing has an agenda jeez ๐Ÿ™„
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@authorLauraB @jk_rowling If a morbidly obese person wants to identify as an anorexic, the world doesn't need to be 'tolerant' to play along, the world needs 'sanity'.
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@LadyRanaut @mainbhiengineer He's an engineer. Never got a flying kiss from a woman.
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@kamal_1111 @TheTrut86284929 @TennisPuneet Trust me, no one remembers who came 2nd or 3rd. In the future, when younger gen tennis players after decades look at the record books, it'll be only one name ahead of everyone else- Novak Djokovic.
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@netflix How can people not know Squidward is an octopus ๐Ÿ˜•
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@grantcohnburner @DanTennis1 @Twendyq The only difference is during those days we never used to notice this because it was pretty common. Just when Novak is at the cusp of being the undisputed GOAT, these frivolous arguments come to light. Shows the level of envy.
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@Tzipshmil @Variety Why do ugly women hate Sydney?
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@TheDonLuka Also Novak has, - Most prize money in the history of tennis - Highest ranking points ever achieved in a season (2015) - Best Tiebreak percentage of all time - Most seasons with 3+ majors (4) amongst others
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@FredWMeyer666 If you don't enjoy the tennis of Novak Djokovic, you don't understand tennis.
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Novak Djokovic to those who think he is finished
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Still active, bitches
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@nadalprop_ Absolutely Impossible. He's not even in the top 5 considering 'peak'. They are far above and beyond Nadal on grass. - Roger Federer - Novak Djokovic - Pete Sampras - Bjorn Borg - Boris Becker
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@BenRothenberg You are also acting like we know nothing and you know a lot as if you were behind closed doors with them. You are writing on a public domain and I am responding without any unparliamentary language. Facts over feelings, always.
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Rafa Nadal has been beaten on Chatrier by Novak Djokovic ๐Ÿค” But Novak Djokovic has NEVER been beaten by Nadal on Rod Laver ๐Ÿ˜ Levels ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ
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Stages of Grief while playing Nadal on Chatrier: 1. Denial/Anger 2. Bargaining 3. Depression 4. Acceptance
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Wait I thought Novak Djokovic never had the streets ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคญ
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Scenes ๐Ÿ˜ฏ @DjokerNole is kinda a big deal around here! #IBI24
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@NoContextBrits Closed during November Rains
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