Heather Kirkpatrick @hekirkpa Twitter profile

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

I refuse to call them shit posts when they spark joy in my life every day

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1 year

2 years at Twitter today Least boring job ever LFG

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9 months

@Timcast @alexstein99 No worries advertisers can call us whatever they want

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1 year

@growing_daniel The devil works hard but we work more hard

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1 year

just setting up my X

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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1 year

Current SF city employees are committing our car break ins. You can’t make this up.

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1 year

Ok @SusanDReynolds and I have done a deep dive related to the two individuals involved in the deadly crash at Paul Ave. in SF on Saturday. We now know their names and here is where it gets bizarre. Marcellus Gayden, 26 (deceased), and Michael Humphery, 27, were according to

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1 year

@Benioff @salesforce @Dreamforce @sfgov This morning in SF. Let’s be real.

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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9 months

@Timcast @alexstein99 looking into

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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1 year

@greg16676935420 @Subscriptions @Twitter I just calculated my CPL (cost per laugh) for my @greg16676935420 subscription; very happy with the value thus far!

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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4 months

Waymo is the most luxurious thing about living in SF rn

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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1 year

An X fan made this swag for me ☺️ many of you are very sweet people under that hard cyber exoskeleton

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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1 year

@greg16676935420 Looking into it.

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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1 year

There’s so much to say, but 36 years with you simply wasn’t enough. I love you Grandma.

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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4 months

3 years working here 🤠

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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1 year

No one’s popping over to LinkedIn for a good time right now I’ll tell you that much

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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9 months

@philthatremains @Timcast @alexstein99 🫶

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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1 year

Grandma you are the most loved lady in the world. Please please please get better!

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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3 months

Shots fired

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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1 year

People saying we don’t know how to replicate great Italian architecture, explain this?

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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11 months

Grok sounds like a strong drink. I want a grok

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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1 year

@markdietrichsf I have seen someone shooting up in a Starbucks and the workers are terrified and do not/cannot take action

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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7 months

Laguna, beaches!!

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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1 year

@skooookum The world would be better with more Empathy

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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2 months

@squirtle_says Everything’s fine

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@hekirkpa

1 year

This man with his pants down just built a fire next to HQ and @SFFDPIO had to come snuff it

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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1 year

Accurate but only *outside* the building

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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5 months

Bartender opened with “talk to me”. He’s getting 25%

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

4 months

We'll still help you with your dumb ads even if you act all dramatic. Hell we love it

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@dbrand

4 months

spending $13,514 in ad credits to let everyone know it's still called twitter

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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3 months

It’s actually illegal to be a chill normie woman in SF but no one enforces things here

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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2 months

Im the godmother of a swiss boy it’s a big responsibility

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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1 year

What’s happening??

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@hekirkpa

3 months

@greg16676935420 After you like greg’s post, tap the hashtag to make it rain

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

5 months

It’s called Livermore bc you need your liver more

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

At this point anyone living here does not hate SF. Population shrinkage tells a story. We need a city to exist in without calculating every single normal activity’s extreme risk/pain factor. Consider that we are documenting what’s wrong because we have been ignored way too

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

11 months

Well, I’m having fun. I wanted to stay and I got to stay and we’ve barely begun.

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11 months

ok everyone get ready to pop the champagne because today marks 1 year in 🪩🍾 over the last 12 months, we shipped 100+ features in total, most of which we’ve built in public and with a tight feedback loop, giving you all the chance to weigh in, suggest ideas and help us

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1 year

@powerbottomdad1 It’s incredible. They did not mess this up

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

One of us! One of us!

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

1 year

I am excited to welcome Linda Yaccarino as the new CEO of Twitter! @LindaYacc will focus primarily on business operations, while I focus on product design & new technology. Looking forward to working with Linda to transform this platform into X, the everything app.

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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6 months

Type of guy

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

5 months

My #1 tip for advertisers on X is to be cheeky and creative with the copy and keep iterating. High opportunity cost to being boring here

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

Obey the X Commandments Thou shalt not be boring Thou shalt have no other platforms before me Honor thy elder posters Thou shalt not steal posts without credit Thou shalt not make engagement bait threads Thou shalt not overuse gifs Thou shalt laugh Thou shalt engage Thou shalt

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1 year

@greg16676935420 @CommunityNotes

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

6 months

Legally a @sigsauerinc owner don’t fw me !

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

6 months

Just a little guy

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

I’m gonna let my former employer WIRED finish but @micsolana already published the best Grimes interview 3 months ago. If you somehow haven’t subscribed to @piratewires yet I respectfully question your commitment to forwarding civilization!

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

Kindness is an important value but “friendliness” is not a North Star nor a raison d’etre. People will disagree vehemently and we need a place for that.

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

9 months

Daniel Craig is the best Bond like where do we go from here

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

A lot of funny and amazing ppl are not yet aware of the requirements for being a creator

Creator Ads Revenue Sharing | X Help

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

2 months

Does anyone know a good easy way to get spray paint off my car?

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

9 months

America’s team. America’s beer.

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

5 months

Call it whatever you want no one cares as long as you’re here

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

4 months

I’ve been wearing white pants for weeks. I will not be governed

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

Do you guys ever think about ancient chrome?

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

9 months

Getting on @SFMTA_Muni to go to jury duty Looking for a seat but realize I’m interrupting a fentanyl deal in progress and don’t want get too close to the openly displayed wares Can’t wait to do my civic duty!!

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

Congrats, @NoemiKhachian !!

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

1 year

Excited to announce that I’ve hired a new CEO for X/Twitter. She will be starting in ~6 weeks! My role will transition to being exec chair & CTO, overseeing product, software & sysops.

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1 year

@alx Put it in my veins

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

Fun fact Tommy Wiseau owns this SF building where he continues to advertise his movie The Room to this day

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

Just @micsolana for @piratewires out here writing like F. Scott Fitzgerald about online ephemerality

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

11 months

It’s @deliboard day @X cc @bettersoma

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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3 months

My ancestors watching me post on the tech platform I work at about the weather conditions I easily mitigate with AC

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

It’s gonna be fun when Twitter pops off as a business (not a subtweet)

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

Our mission statement here @x is more or less just Live, Laugh, Love

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

a good old fashioned summer day 🪢

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

9 months

POV an absolute maniac keeps trying to run you over in his Jeep

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

Proud to be here with you

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

8 months

Amazing what you can do when you sign a waiver

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

Would you select advertiser categories you'd want to hear more from to curate the ads experience?

yes, I know what I'd want

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maybe, gotta see options

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gimme cheech and chong

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

4 months

Ok I am happy to extend plenty of grace around typos but I just saw someone refer to their favorite band they saw in concert as “you too”

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

2 months

Who up feeling like a space alien observing human life forms here?

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

I’m a lady. I do not “smash” or “hit” the ❤️ button. I delicately tap it then shyly snort 🤭

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

5 months

New York is giving

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

Step 1: be lucky enough to visit your mother and grandmother on Mother’s Day weekend Step 2: savagely beat them in rummy and make them regret what they spawned

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

Purge the posts that are trapped inside you’ll feel better

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

🫶 to the brands that know this is THE place to reach tastemakers, thought leaders, and the rest of you ragtag rabble

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

6 months

Shoot the moon, repeat

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

Omg I love tennis and I love our partners #USOpen

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

One time I had a date planned with a guy who works at Netflix but he cancelled after I told him I share my account with my sister. They are not joking around.

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1 year

I call this the ‘ol switcheroo

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

5 months

Happy Birthday to the gen z queen of @X HQ @NoemiKhachian

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

Being based in SF and also 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 in SF is quite the life

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

5 months

Ask your rep if you wanna try it! 🤠

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@XBusiness

5 months

👀 Coming soon: AI Audiences Briefly describe the target audience for your ads and our AI systems will generate a pool of the most relevant X users to target in seconds.

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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5 months

@growing_daniel Ad targeting getting better

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

If you want your news curated just make a List of the outlets and journalists you want to hear from

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

Hot take: if your food needs sauce to be good it wasn’t seasoned well

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

4 months

Googling some swimsuit options for the 4th

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

4 months

@0xgaut It only makes us grind harder

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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1 year

@enriquebrgn @elonmusk I mean the company is called Slack

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

6 months

If you're just starting out with X ads, hi! 3 simple tips: 1) 3 creatives with distinct, conversational copy 2) Follower lookalike targeting + optimized targeting 3) Pool daily budget into 1 campaign/1 ad group to start

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 month

It’s good to hear from the old frands on your bday. No FB just vintage ass love over text

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

@xDaily this is really weird

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

I unironically love waking up to seagull squawks every morning

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

I think our ancestors are watching our lives play out and rooting for us

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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10 months

Here for the plot (earth)

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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11 months

Getting reprogrammed I’m almost fixed

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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3 months

You may not like it but this is what peak summer looks like

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

I was going to have my birthday party tomorrow but now I have covid, my parents are throwing it anyway without me since they already got the beer

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

Going to the south of France for work? Seems fake but ok

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

1 year

Ads can be fun/beautiful/interesting/utilitarian let's do it

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

5 months

Hey @micro1_ai I’ll take a free ride

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Heather Kirkpatrick

@hekirkpa

9 months

It’s been a helluva year and the love and respect I have for my colleagues makes me a little emotional

Aqueel

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9 months

working among an amazing engineering/product team is truly a blessing

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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8 months

Losing years of my life with this game

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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1 year

My 3 yr old nephew calls me Honey. I love this guy

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Heather Kirkpatrick

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2 months

@kane Correct. We often hear people screaming as we work. We see people who could be dead on the sidewalk every day. One of my friends was ambushed from behind and hit hard with a glass bottle in the head. The local businesses that are open are not doing well and we order our meals in

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