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G (she/they)

@jewleeawnah

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@jewleeawnah

G (she/they)

4 months

My side business is mold making, and I make two earring molds that look very similar. A set of honeybees, and a set of evil eyes. I accidentally sent out a pair of evil eyes instead of the bees, and I got this message. It made me tear up. (I won’t be making her pay to keep it)

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4 years

@miclugo @aedison I read it too fast and thought you were talking about your roommate, at which point I was equally confused and horrified

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@sarahschauer Close! That’s a shape ⭐️

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@Dovieon @mercijaye @sarahlugor STOP that sound sends me into fight or flight 😂

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2 years

@DevilSpliffin @magdajtaylor I don’t think you understand what being groomed is lmao If he is a groomer, then logically he’s grooming her. If she’s being groomed, then she’s being manipulated.

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4 years

@IAmNotAKittycat @baz00per Yeah I was just thinking about how great my mentally and physically handicapped housecat would do in the wild!

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@mikeythegrouch @somalidolly Ah yes I just remembered that the things you’ve experienced dictate everyone else’s experiences! Good news everyone, Michael isn’t starving to death, so neither are children in third world countries! If only we’d known sooner.

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5 years

@badassfartfuck @ccisntfunny I thought you meant men lmaoooo

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2 years

@KellyAMangan @moniza_hossain MY EX DID THIS TOO I pride myself on being a funny person. We were both funny! And I KNEW my ex found the things I said funny, but he would actively hide his laughter and tell me things weren’t funny because he didn’t want to…give me the satisfaction of knowing I’m funny??

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@TooIcey_Burr @shesboujiee @iAmMaryJane_ @BURGERFI I bet you’re also the type who says if a woman doesn’t kick and punch and scream while she’s being raped then she’s to blame

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@Marlene01761589 @carloseats ...she was literally there. It’s a first hand testimony. That’s not “knowing a guy who knows a guy”.

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2 years

@SpookySable I made this note and saved it in my phone a couple years ago, and it helped me! Maybe it could help someone else, and if so, feel free to save it.

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@Graham_K @AmySilverberg …are you saying your ideal person is a small dachshund with big boobs?

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@calliopekersey @_nicoleyork @chribbyy Christ fucking wept

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3 years

@Pugmothersue @HannumReddy @big_poppa135 @thekjohnston

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2 years

@orbitael @shuvlyluv —which keeps the fermentation process going. You don’t use the entire starter when making sourdough bread, so essentially you can continue to add more flour and water to the remaining starter every time and keep it “alive” for hundreds of years.

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@Noobcamper @mark_backer @natalietruly @PrettiestFrog @MamaDix201 You really shouldn’t encourage people to marry their kitchen appliances

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@Endramida @LightThe_Lamp @dudekazoo @dreamscape_exe @baddanadanabad That isn’t a violation of ethics. Have you like, taken an ethics class

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4 years

@rmccoley @danadonly Weird hill to die on but at least you’re dead

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5 years

@brii7teen @FAIRYHlNA @avigail0rodrgz @offthispiss I haven’t seen anything recently that I’ve loved as much as referring to a uterus as an apartment that I no longer live in

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3 years

@robpriceincali @ycsm1n We get it, sexual assault isn’t a problem to you. You don’t have to reply more than once to make everyone understand that you’ve got very weird morals

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@JustAWeirdOwl @feederofcats I think the OP was just joking around because Fishtopher looks so sad about his lack of dino nuggies 😌

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2 years

@orbitael @shuvlyluv (1/2) A sourdough starter, in the simplest way to put it, is a container of flour and water that ferments and grows bacteria and fungi. This makes it taste sour, and people use it to make sourdough bread. Every so often (frequency varies) you “feed” it more flour and water-

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3 years

@BabeintheWoods3 @lo_lifer This made me snort and wake my dog up, and I regret nothing

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@citylightsnrain @sadwtch @Kaburimbi38 @benegotherit This is exactly what I thought too hahaha like maybe his dad took away his Xbox controller as a punishment so he couldn’t play, and he thought his dad was trying to make sure he didn’t have any extras.

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3 years

@fakelovebandito @Chinvillain @Jaysipp234 @stonedstaci @lanifromfiji A permanent sleepover

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2 years

@L4UNDRYBE4R @MonkeyMBQ @ElyKreimendahl This was a perfect breakdown of why this joke was funny, and I appreciate you taking the time to spell it out for people

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3 years

@JortsTheCat My honorary orange, Kittenhead, says sex work is real work and ACAB

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@ivy_wylder @gretchhappens @mandalore1228 And THEN she paid nearly the double the required child support every month and he still took her to court to try to *legally require* her to take care of the child half the time. Like, what kind of entitled ass man does that?

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@chunkbardey @rainbow_lizzard This is Kittenhead, and her enrichment consists of: “Hello, are you a beautiful lady?” “Oh are you hoooooooongry? You ready for dindin?” And my personal favorite, “ooooooh was that a good stretch/yawn?”

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@greenvasewiths1 @mistortewdee @clhubes I mean she’s right! That is confusing

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@LauJo @oldenoughtosay @drjessicacliff I once had an ovarian cyst with a “daughter cyst” inside and it still creeps me out to think about. Cystception 🤢

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@itsnashflynn (2/2) Even though of course it wasn’t me. I tried to tell her over and over that it wasn’t me, but she refused to believe me. No matter how hard I tried. Anyway I ended up having to write an apology letter to the janitor for a marker that I didn’t even smush. I was so pissed.

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4 years

@kushibo @karayigitkizi You...you think we should tolerate Nazis?

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@lovedoveclarke You don’t. I spent about four years trying to figure it out, therapy and all, and the answer eventually became to remove the person from my life who couldn’t communicate without being defensive.

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3 years

@Endramida @LightThe_Lamp @dudekazoo @dreamscape_exe @baddanadanabad Do tell, what are the ethical implications of having sex on the first date? Like, real ethics, not religion-based or prescriptive ethics. Who does it hurt? Whose autonomy is violated? I’m curious.

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4 years

@allexdean @krispoligonz @krhodes0521 @surlybassey Ugh this is disgusting and disappointing. “Like all the Italian men in my family” okay first of all let’s not paint all Italian men with that bizarre brush you’re holding, and second of all, maybe your family just sucks as much as you

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@itsnashflynn (1/?) One time in 6th grade, we were doing some kind of assignment where we had to use markers. Apparently someone took the ink tube out of one of the markers and smushed it into the carpet, and the next morning my teacher took me aside and told me she knew it was me

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3 years

@Chinvillain @Jaysipp234 @stonedstaci @lanifromfiji Y’all got room for uno mas

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@skulley16 @dani_susanna Well that’s not true. Theft, failure to produce goods or services, harassment, intimidation, the list goes on.

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@meimeimeixie @kittynouveau I’m assuming you didn’t mean to put 5’10” cause that would be a very large little old lady! Hahaha

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3 years

@madidiaveli @OnlineAlison Wow he is PASSIONATE about pooping. As someone with uncooperative bowels, he is not someone I’d like to meet in a dark alley (and not just bc I’m worried he’d be pooping back there)

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3 years

@Endramida @LightThe_Lamp @dudekazoo @dreamscape_exe @baddanadanabad Still not ethics. Unless one partner didn’t consent to sex, or one partner sabotaged the birth control method without telling the other one. Possible consequences of sex aren’t an ethics issue. Just like it’s not unethical to go skateboarding just because you might scrape a knee.

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@lovedoveclarke Additionally, talking to your friends, family, etc. about this stuff is a healthy thing to do. What that person means is, “stop telling other people about the way I mistreat you in private. I make sure not to do it in public so they won’t know, and you’re ruining that.”

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3 years

“That’s just how I am” ok be different then You radiate negative energy and you treat people like shit, why is that a character analysis you’re proud of???

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4 years

@yyxyuju @ENBIISM If you don’t get it, educate yourself. Don’t bring your ass up in here being rude and acting like you’re better than people with mental illnesses. How is this constructive? Is it nice? Is it productive? Is it worth saying? If all of the answers to that are no, maybe stfu.

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4 years

@Queensraisedher @quintabrunson Not to mention leaving a gas stove on and not being able to smell the natural gas, waking up because you smell smoke bc there’s a fire, or not realizing you accidentally spilled gasoline on yourself while pumping gas etc.

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5 years

This person is beautiful AND INSPIRATIONAL That concludes this broadcast.

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2 years

@notcapnamerica The over-gelled scrunched hair with the bangs straightened, circa 2010. Thank god I only leaned into this trend for like a year

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@lana862 @LakeKanne @mistergeezy Reading this gave me a stroke

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2 years

@TheoNicole @feederofcats Oh boy I feel this 😩 this one managed to get meningitis and encephalitis (at the same time), which we couldn’t diagnose for 6 months. By the time I got her to a hospital that could figure it out, she was almost dead. $12,000 and 4 months of antibiotics later, she’s doing great!

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3 years

@rocketboynara @cozycami_ @gfrancie Big same

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4 years

@Jerrysburrito @DNB_alt @rachelmack @mulaney You can check the TV, it’s still warm.

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2 years

@broly162 @finralnation How I feel about you rn

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2 years

This is just weirdo behavior right here. Petite is literally only about height. Why do skinny people feel the need to gatekeep everything as if their whole identities depend on their size

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Bitches don’t know what petite is just because you short don’t mean you petite LMFAOOOO petite is small and skinny y’all be short & wide

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@lovedoveclarke That’s some serious gaslighting. My ex was like this and I spent so much time convincing myself that if I could just find the *right way* to communicate with him, it would work. But it doesn’t matter how much work you put in if the other person doesn’t put in work too.

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4 years

@AceCoutura @Marlene01761589 @carloseats I’m convinced that 95% of the reason people have so much disdain for AOC is because she’s a woman. If I’ve learned anything, it’s that conservative men really hate an outspoken, self assured, badass woman.

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@quintabrunson I actually had to argue with someone bc they said that tall men who like short girls are predators Excuse me I’m not a CHILD because I’m short. So fuckin disrespectful

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2 years

Can y’all imagine having a child in your home and being like “umm…can you go upstairs while we eat”

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Lovette✍🏾

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Laughing at twitter finding out that Swedish people will not feed strangers 😂😂 as a kid growing up here we knew to just go home around dinner time. On the flipside my mom would feed Swedish kids though.

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@dpan99 @TokyoRosa @URnotYRmother @jayasax @roxana_hadadi Precisely. Being vindictive just makes us as bad as them, and undermines the “everyone deserves reproductive healthcare regardless of what moral stance people take on it” position.

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@LordMinion777 This is Kittenhead, and she has pulled through several near-death experiences. I believe in your kitty’s ability to do the same ☺️ sending you guys good thoughts!

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@ashindreamland @ConstantinC @AmyClarkin If you had a bowl of 100 skittles, and say, just 10 of them were poisoned, would you consider that a “good” bowl of skittles? Or would you say “don’t eat those skittles, they’ve been poisoned”? Of course some of the skittles are good. But more importantly, some will kill you.

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@gee_m_tee @UntoNuggan @lanewriteswords I think it’s used in romantic relationships when the partner is non-binary or gender fluid.

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4 years

@natalie_noods @Prinz__JFC @HalleDria There’s always a few in these threads who say some shit like this. Who asked you

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4 years

@dawnmarie66 @Browtweaten @DwellerLake Don’t worry about this!! I mean I know that won’t help, but the chances of you being the one case where the anesthesiologist suddenly forgets all 10 years of his or her training is very unlikely ♥️

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5 years

@jennifermerr @yslorent THIS. A staple of all midwestern upbringings was field trips to ogle Amish people?? Like jeez it’s not a circus why did we do that

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8 years

Aren't you the same guy who was shaming female body hair like a week ago

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8 years

I find it kinda sad that it took a TV show for people to start being nice to others

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3 years

@Agegepikin @cherryprecum It says “I love you AS my son”. She’s saying that she doesn’t love OP as her daughter, only as her son.

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@jzux My dad gave me a piece of advice the first time I got my heart broken, and I didn’t appreciate it at the time but I do now. The fact that you fell in love once proves that you can do it again. You are the reason you’re able to feel love. It’s YOUR brain that makes you feel it.

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2 years

@ScottGWrites @notmollyorsilly Wanting people to have reproductive healthcare doesn’t only apply to the people we like or the people who share our moral philosophy. So to answer your question, yes.

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3 years

@Endramida @thammasudthasil @LightThe_Lamp @dudekazoo @dreamscape_exe @baddanadanabad Soooo then you didn’t ever take an ethics class taught by someone who’s an expert in ethics?

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2 years

@KMacGruther @JarettSays Oh come on. By that logic, no one should ever buy anything that isn’t 100% necessary. Let people enjoy things, we’re all doing the best we can to get through the day.

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4 years

@Quinveer @briggityboppity @Chinchillazllla Just google “Sia Music controversy”. Basically she made a movie about autism without actually hiring any autistic actors or getting proper input from the autistic community. It was a mockery of autistic people.

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2 years

The way that 2000’s fashion is coming back is really scary to me for exactly this reason The 90’s/2000’s invented the “heroin chic” look, why would it be different this time around

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The 2000s were something else. This woman’s body was sickening.

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@thedigitaldash_ “Ability to multitask effectively” also means “we’re gonna make you do the tasks assigned to your job title AND the tasks assigned to 5 job titles you’re not getting paid for”

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@lekedes666 @_peachparfait This might be the only good reply pic on this thread

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2 years

@TexasTrashbag @joyuriful @louie_flamer I’m really enjoying this trolling

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1 year

@latkedelrey So you quote tweeted it with no content warning, boosting it in the algorithm and putting it on thousands more timelines. Cool cool cool

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3 years

@BitchPudding13 @FlippyO @RachelLeishman I mean in the special he just won a Grammy for, he jokes about the sexual assaults he committed. So yeah I don’t think he’s changed lmao

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4 years

@aceCourtBot @Life_by_Joe This is S tier comedy

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3 years

@dereknason @fluoroquinolo13 It’s kind of the exact opposite actually, which is dope, and super evolutionarily smart! They’re like 75% cartilage at that age, so they’re bouncy as heck. Over the next 4-5 years that cartilage turns to bone, which makes them sturdier but at a higher risk of bone breakage ☺️

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@chel_c_cam This is Kittenhead. She may be the sweetest girl on the planet at home, but she becomes a monster when we get to the vet. She is a Kitty Reaper. She cannot be contained. She has to be sedated every time. I feel guilty bringing her to the vet, bc I know they’re terrified of her

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3 years

The energy this next generation of girls are growing up with is ✨immaculate✨

@Frediculous

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My son’s Betta Fish died today. Turns out, my daughter had been feedin hers AND his the whole time. She asked him to feed hers once & he said naw & she said ok & never fed his again. Long story short, men arent shit without women, bc that lil MF let the damn fish starve TO DEATH

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@theCdB @worstninjaever @ivy_wylder @gretchhappens Surprisingly, the court came through for her and basically told him he didn’t have a leg to stand on and to suck it up

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@hankgreen My dad used to make me pick up the walnuts that fell out of the walnut tree in front of our house to clean up the yard. And about 300 walnuts fell every day. And they rot fast. It was misery.

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5 years

@TheePaint101 @machinegunkelly This really ain’t it

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@lukesesh2 I have a friend who admitted to saying “heavens to Betsy” in bed one time

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4 years

@sober_poet @tellison74 @toddedillard *disfingure

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5 years

Seriously, if you don't watch this, you're missing out. It's not only the funniest thing I've seen in my life, its extremely informative. Check out @shanemadej , @ryansbergara , and @stevenkwlim 's new channel @wearewatcher (especially puppet history).

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3 years

@Endramida @thammasudthasil @LightThe_Lamp @dudekazoo @dreamscape_exe @baddanadanabad Pls share with me where you got your ethics degree from

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3 years

@NdaRevolution @CrowElizabeth @Frediculous I mean…it looks like they do. The picture is right there

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4 years

@FactsOrFables4U @KateShemirani @L_D_Washington @HeyoAquino She’s a “natural nurse”. I assume that means she went to like, one herbalism class

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2 years

@foomper @AsteadWesley As a fellow white person, please stfu. If you don’t like Black people expecting basic respect then say that, don’t hide behind this idea that you’re too exhausted from trying so hard lmao

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@jewleeawnah

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2 years

@ariemay96 @_RobertSchultz The way people can’t see that this is a joke 🫠

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@jewleeawnah

G (she/they)

3 years

@thammasudthasil @Endramida @LightThe_Lamp @dudekazoo @dreamscape_exe @baddanadanabad If only they were a lil dumdum instead of a biiiiiig dumdum 😩

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@jewleeawnah

G (she/they)

3 years

@spinesinspace @fluoroquinolo13 Hahaha the serious replies to your tweet became so much funnier when I saw that you’re a professors of spine biomechanics

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@jewleeawnah

G (she/they)

4 years

Men love to shit on women who have an OnlyFans but like Who the fuck do you think is creating the majority of the demand for porn? You can’t get mad at them for supplying what you demand. That’s like getting mad at your weed man for making money selling weed

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@jewleeawnah

G (she/they)

3 years

@SkeksisTeeth @kendallchambers @dol0wrld @atychi_phobia_ @califortia Reminds me of this meme

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@jewleeawnah

G (she/they)

3 years

@hannahposts @chunkbardey My mom and I laughed at this for like ten minutes

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@jewleeawnah

G (she/they)

3 years

@wyrmur @hankgreen Yay! Go you! You did a brave thing for the good of the world, and that’s awesome.

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@jewleeawnah

G (she/they)

3 years

@EssentialyRetro @kortezgriffin @fakelovebandito @Chinvillain @Jaysipp234 @stonedstaci @lanifromfiji Thank you for asking! No ☺️

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