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@baz00per

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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
4 years
pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
4 years
every day seth rogen wakes up, logs onto twitter, shows everyone the cool vase he made today and then simply bullies ted cruz to death and i just want to say i’m very proud of him
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kayla 🪿
4 years
a seventeen year old murderer hanging out maskless at a bar in a state he still does not live in wearing a shirt that says “free as fuck” it would be such a shame if this blatant bail violation got sent to the DA :/
@sleepisocialist
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4 years
In case you were wondering, Kyle Rittenhouse is hanging out (maskless) in Wisconsin bars after killing two people
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
5 years
what’s the dumbest thing a customer has gotten mad at you for? i’ll start, last week i had a woman yell at me for putting a straw in her soda cup because “we need to save our oceans” and then proceeded to order a $55 party boat of raw fish because this is a fucking sushi bar
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kayla 🪿
4 years
not everyone who has been sexually assaulted immediately recognizes that is what happened to them. it can take days or weeks or even years for someone to realize what happened to them was not okay. believe victims rather than questioning why it took so long for them to speak up.
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kayla 🪿
7 years
she literally could have posted a high definition picture of her clit and still would not be asking to be raped, you anime avi piece of shit
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kayla 🪿
7 years
I'm a: ⚪️meat eater ⚪️vegan 🔘vegetarian And I: ⚪️am afraid of confrontation ⚪️will discuss this rationally 🔘ain't fuckin scared of him
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
4 years
nothing screams “i don’t understand my privilege” more than a white girl tweeting “you know you can vote for different parties and still be friends right :)”
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
8 years
"did not stop" is a weird way to spell rape
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South Florida Sun Sentinel
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Kodak Black 'did not stop' as female victim repeatedly said no, investigators say.
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
7 years
not to be rude but if you’re under 18 stop using body positivity as an excuse to tweet your nudes that’s literally child pornography lol
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
5 years
i mean this with absolutely all due respect but the concept of giving birth to a baby with a head That Fucking Big really sets in stone for me that i will never be having children
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lil milk big milk
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
6 years
list of states that i am not 100% convinced are actually real: - rhode island - wyoming - delaware - connecticut probably - definitely not montana - does anyone actually live in idaho or is it empty
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kayla 🪿
6 years
imagine thinking edward was hotter than jasper could honestly never relate
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kayla 🪿
5 years
i muted this so i can’t see the quote tweets anymore but the lesson here is that no matter where you work i think you should have the right to have one day a year where you can yell back at a customer for being absolutely fucking stupid thank you goodnight
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
5 years
i have been thinking about this interaction for approximately seven days straight
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
4 years
@sleepisocialist the place is apparently called Pudgy’s Pub located in Racine WI and it would be such a shame if they got shut down for serving a minor (whos on bail) alcohol and not enforcing a mask mandate haha!
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
7 years
if you're really that offended by a tweet that says "please stop raping people" you're probably definitely a piece of human garbage
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
6 years
can’t believe that the hardest mic stand i’ve ever seen belongs to smash mouth
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
3 years
did it hurt? when you rewatched the videos you took while seeing your favorite band and realized all you could hear was your own screaming?
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
6 years
god with all due respect i want her to spit on me
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
4 years
anyway now that this is on the front page of reddit i just want to say good morning @Sethrogen i hope you’re having a great day also can i please have a vase i would be very honored thank you for your service
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kayla 🪿
5 years
@MichellexNicks old people are 85% of the time rude and don’t know how to tip 🤕
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
6 years
scalding hot take: no matter how many times you have seen them live, no matter if they follow you back on twitter or not, no band member has signed up to be your therapist. stop walking up for a picture and dropping years worth of mental health issues on a complete stranger.
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
4 years
@dabellovdaball saw the gray hair and thick glasses and for a solid two minutes my brain said “jeff goldblum looks different”
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
3 years
all time low opened the lolla set with the intro of dear maria and then went “haha just kidding that’s what we end with!” and started weightless
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
4 years
i’m sorry i can’t go to work today i have to memorize all the lyrics to the new unreleased all time low song .
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
4 years
@madiautumn OH MY GODDDD i want an orange cat so bad i want to name him chikin wing
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kayla 🪿
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@fr0gan i can’t believe this isn’t photoshopped
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
5 years
the band he was in ☝️😔
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
4 years
yo okay yes it’s majorly fucked up if kellin quinn did cheat on his wife but it’s equally as fucked up to go on his wife’s instagram page and post “he cheated” comments on photos of her and her daughter, what the fuck is wrong with some of yall
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
5 years
you ever see a casting done so well it brings a tear to your eye? because this shit right here has me EMOTIONAL
@Fandango
Fandango
5 years
It's been 27 years. The Losers Club reunite in #ITChapter2 .
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
8 years
if 👏 a 👏 bi 👏 girl 👏 wants 👏 to 👏 date 👏 a 👏 boy 👏 she 👏 is 👏 still 👏 bi 👏 and 👏 if 👏a 👏 bi 👏 boy 👏 dates 👏 a 👏 girl 👏 he 👏 is 👏 still 👏 bi👏
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kayla 🪿
4 years
it can be so hard to process an assault for many reasons, and time can make it even harder for victims to come forward. there have been instances in my life that i never publicized because it took a year of therapy to realize it was in fact assault. that doesn’t make it invalid.
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
6 years
ohio is the worst state in america and you cannot change my mind
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
6 years
“maybe it’s not my weekend,” i scream loudly in my car, in the midst of my second mental breakdown of the week, knowing full well it’s only tuesday
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kayla 🪿
6 years
anyway my ex boyfriend just walked into my store with the girl he cheated on me with and he was carrying literally the ugliest baby i have ever fucking seen so there ya have it
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kayla 🪿
4 years
to question someone coming forward about sexual assault with “why didn’t you say something sooner”/demanding proof is what makes victims scared to come forward after any amount of time, the cycle continues and more people get hurt. stop challenging victims. shut up and listen.
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
6 years
god is a woman and her name is jennifer aniston
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
5 years
@crucifiedscum he said “i’m not like most men, i make my girl show her independence by cleaning shit up”
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
8 years
the girl donald trump raped dropped the charges bc his supporters were threatening her and y'all still wonder why victims don't come forward
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
7 years
1. vaginal discharge is 100% normal 2. how are you going to wear the same panties for almost a week straight but act like discharge is weird
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kayla 🪿
6 years
do people in pop punk twitter have jobs or do y’all get a sustainable income from cancelling bands all day
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
6 years
i can’t believe there’s girls who go into fitting rooms to try on bodysuits or underwear then tweet selfies in them saying “i should have bought this” like yeah the fuck you should have bought the item you put your vagina on you gross bitch
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kayla 🪿
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@playingficti0n i would have literally spit in her face
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
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anyway my twitter is set so that i don’t see notifications from anyone i don’t follow so if you’re trying to argue with me in favor of this kid i promise you i do not see it and also i do not care. black lives matter.
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
4 years
contrary to your silly little beliefs i don’t think i would Ever want to keep the company of someone voting for a homophobic racist fascist who’s actively attempting to strip me of my reproductive rights, and anyone who validates that mindset can eat shit too
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
4 years
fellas is it gay to let your dog sleep next to you <3
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
4 years
anyway sorry to overshare on main but i have been coke free for 365 days and i think that’s pretty neat :)
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kayla 🪿
5 years
@Jennuhtals that is so insanely dark i hate that i audibly laughed
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
6 years
yeah sex is cool but have you ever had taco bell make your order 100% correct?
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@baz00per
kayla 🪿
4 years
@TheAVClub whoever wrote this headline deserves a raise
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kayla 🪿
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@SelinaxMarie google does not exist for the customers only for employees
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kayla 🪿
6 years
how much adderall do you think courses through this kids veins
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JOAN OF ART 🏇🏿
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kayla 🪿
6 years
why..... do couples insist on sitting on the same side of the table/booth at dinner when it’s just the two of them.... y’all look weird as fuck just sit across from each other
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kayla 🪿
7 years
if you're rly making Linkin Park jokes right now because of Chester Bennington's suicide i just want you to know that you're a shitty person
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kayla 🪿
4 years
“maybe it’s not my weekend” i whisper to myself while laying face down on my bedroom floor at 11:48 PM on a monday, knowing full well it’s not going to be my year either
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kayla 🪿
4 years
i love how teens are hearing DONTTRUSTME by 3OH!3 for the first time and calling it the male manipulator song i wonder what their reaction will be the day they discover everywhere i go by hollywood undead
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kayla 🪿
6 years
the freakshow season of american horror story had the potential to be the scariest season of the entire series and ryan murphy ruined it with a bad plot and making the cast sing in every episode because he couldn’t let glee die. in this essay i will -
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kayla 🪿
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making a dick joke at a show in front of 100s of people (not specifying it towards any member of the crowd) is really not in the same league as a 23 year old asking a 14 year old for pictures of her vagina but ok sis
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kayla 🪿
7 years
it's almost fall! which means cute fall dates! i wanna go to a pumpkin patch! take my ass apple picking! hold my hand in a corn maze bitch!
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kayla 🪿
4 years
@hasangothandles @bloomgums @brndvxsthoughts please explain the thought process behind this dumb ass tweet
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kayla 🪿
6 years
would ya look at the time 12 11 ^ 1 10 | 2 9 ⊙----> i’m sad 8 4 7 5 6.
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kayla 🪿
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@kitchentapedemo lmaoooo when i worked at tjm*xx a customer knocked down like five pairs of jeans and then called me rude for rehanging them in front of him even though he made zero effort to assist
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kayla 🪿
7 years
be proud of your body be confident and comfortable absolutely but like please don’t tweet a tiddy until you can legally do that
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kayla 🪿
6 years
not to be dramatic but if i don’t get a 10 year tour for nothing personal next year i am literally going to sue all time low
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kayla 🪿
3 years
“i didn’t buy a sad summer ticket to watch all time low play for an hour and ten minutes every night” you are quite literally allowed to leave the venue and go home. it is okay to exit. alex gaskarth is not holding you and gun point and forcing you to watch him play dear maria.
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@noxheav3n “i’m cold can i wear ur hoodie<3”
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kayla 🪿
6 years
this ugly ass attitude is a perfect way for you to make sure you’re never asked to go on tour again congratulations you played yourself
@mikeyduran
Mikey Duran
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I’m a just leave this here...
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kayla 🪿
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@NathanZed glad to see he’s not... just sitting on the bench.....
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kayla 🪿
8 years
"football player" is a super weird way to spell murderer, no one cares that he's a white boy who does sports where's his fucking mugshot
@Martinis_Murder
Martinis & Murder Podcast
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College football player released on $1M bond after stalking & shooting his 16-year-old cheerleader ex-girlfriend:
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