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Dear Lustful Medicant

2 years

My book is now available far and wide. Please buy it, I have two children who eat all of the bread in my house. They are expecting more bread.

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@gfrancie

6 years

Every single day the American Chopper Meme goes to some new place and I can't help but follow.

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Sorry Donald, you must carry him to term.

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3 years

@amopac8 @kremedelakitty_ I did think, "Wait until she finds out HOW many foods she can dip in that stuff."

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2 years

@GrahamKritzer @RobFlor_ My 15 year said, "lure the cows out with wheat. They always go for it." My 12 year old agreed. "Best way to decow the house if you don't want to kill them."

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2 years

The Tory Leadership contest can be divided into two groups. People who have had to hide a body, and those who could be talked into eating glue.

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2 years

@GrahamKritzer @RobFlor_ My kids have been playing since they were tiny and could lead seminars on minecraft etiquette, and troubleshooting. "When there are far too many cows: ethical decowing."

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6 months

The kids got their snow day. May the universe continue to favour the kids.

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#BREAKING | New York City students are unable to log into Google Classroom due to a system-wide error during a remote learning day

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2 years

@paulio81s @LivFaustDieJung This is why you always find out the politics of a starfish.

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5 years

@gossipbabies @braintree_ Yes. Because what if you are asked to appear on camera the next day.

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5 years

They are good people who make a good product.

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5 years

Penzeys Spices, a family-owned company in #Wisconsin , spent nearly $92,000 on pro-impeachment Facebook ads from Sept. 29 to Oct. 5. Thank you, #Penzeys !

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2 years

@sbodrojan @thestuffofmemes That is a whole short story in a single moment.

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2 years

@ShimminyKricket I am glad the other physicians pressed him to prove his garbage. I hope there is more of that.

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7 years

@ksieff @KillerMartinis Hey, I am one of those Americans, you know what is cool? I am raising my kids in a country where they don't have to do shooter drills so they are less anxious.

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3 years

@nialltg If interested in Pissfingers must be able to pass a security clearance meant for MI-5 officers. Also you will have to answer the vague riddles of a woman who cares for Pissfingers -she won't like you.

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3 months

@joshgondelman They do have a 19th century snake oil touch about them.

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10 months

@MikeStuchbery_ He also forgets how damn dirty everything was. Layers and layers of soot.

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3 years

Here is an interesting thing to consider when people talk about folks not having a sense of humor these days. Desi Arnaz & Lucille Ball made a point that their show in the 50s wouldn't do "ethnic" jokes or jokes that made fun of people with physical or mental disabilities.

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2 years

@saigegias @yeahshewrites You really have to keep evolving and learning as the kid grows older. It is a practice of humility. Teens are so interesting and fun. (and they need just as much attention, love, and care as a toddler.)

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1 year

This is not my cat. We came home and found him like this. And he briefly opened his eyes, then closed them.

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4 years

@NotonW Easy. Lure him out with the promise that he won a special award, nab him with a net and pop him on a flight and put him somewhere. Mossad-style.

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6 years

When you pick the wrong queue at the supermarket.

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4 years

@coochieflop @nbronten Let me explain. Straight people are afraid/hate each other (culture does that) so most just venture out for coffee/drinks first as an obligation. Most don't know how to have a good time. Then they go home and complain.

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1 year

@baddestmamajama I think you are nailing this living stuff if you have ice cream.

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4 years

I will say this until my dying day: feeding children is one of the cheapest and best investments you can make in society and the future of it. If they eat, it reduces a lot of their stress/anxiety in their life. They can be kids & have the head space to learn.

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4 years

On behalf of everyone who has been reliant on free school dinners: those of you saying it's not the government's job to feed disadvantaged children have no idea the huge difference those meals make. Or the lasting damage you will do to our society and economy.

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2 years

@SONATORE_ @tainicole82 @megangailey There are men who are super turned on by pregnant women. They don't even need to do the act themselves. I could tell the most hilarious and obscene story about a man I once knew.

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1 year

@offtaylorgray You got running for president money?

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11 months

Just remember that Nora Ephron made a specific point to have Martin Short speak first at her funeral because she wanted things done right.

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3 years

@poetastrologers Publicly? Yes.

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1 year

@sivomengro Oh god yes. The loitering. "can't have you hanging out in the park like humans."

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8 years

@jamiesont @JesseLaGreca Remember Teen Vogue is also a big fan of sparkly nail polish. A person can look STYLIN' AF while fighting nazis.

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7 years

@allew1366 @matthewamiller She was such a bad-ass lawyer and it shows. Funny how she remembers things so well. Sessions should learn from her.

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2 years

@ThatSexToyGuy I love the way they move together

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2 years

@angelbelsey This whole look is a crime.

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4 years

@StephenHFoster @N7IRL Exactly! I think of red delicious apples. Grown to ship well, and they are garbage apples.

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2 years

@KevOnStage I hope the wife and pizza lady find each other.

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3 years

@johnharris1969 She just heard about hand gestures this week. He is trying very hard not to devour her soul.

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3 years

@Alex_Autistic @communoah @DionysusJohnson Because to be a woman in public is very political. Especially a woman of colour.

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4 years

@ObviousNotso @nytimes You don't seem well educated about reproductive health and public health in general. If you visit your local library, someone can help you obtain resources to learn a little bit more about how this benefits everyone.

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7 years

@sanchez2foster @ksieff @KillerMartinis I live in rural England and I am around quite a few guns. (hunting, dealing w/foxes trying to get livestock.) But it is a very different culture/attitude towards guns so I am not anxious.

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4 years

@LisforLia @garius "It's a shame you like pastry because you are hot and I could totally show you a good time."

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2 years

@Karnythia I am so incredibly proud of that woman for making the decision to move on, and find exactly what she wanted. He has NOTHING to be mad about.

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5 years

@ellle_em I had a guy friend at that age. I slept over at his house until we were around 14 or so. We were just friends and it was fun staying up watching bad movies, eating ice cream and being nerds together. I really value that time a lot. I hope she had a great time.

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3 years

@akilahgreen My favourite moment... a woman said, "of course you have been to Disneyland?" And I said, "nope." I had to explain I had been very poor and we didn't vacation. And her world was blown apart. Too poor to go to Disneyland.

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5 years

Laying in bed and I discover a spider walking across my left breast. I calmly picked it up and put it on the floor. I fear nothing. Think of this tweet if you ever consider crossing me.

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3 years

@lyzl The man who kept slipping away during the date... to do crack. Then cheerfully confessed he was doing crack and said, 'but you are all right with it." I was not all right with it.

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@MrLloydSpandex @GreedyRunner I love all of her questions. Keeping on top of the world, investigating culture, and making sure dinner is fun.

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4 months

A woman with profoundly bad taste in men blames feminism.

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6 years

@KayFellowz It is called being a responsible member of society. It is what we owe each other. It is a matter of public health. Now vaccinate your kids. And get your flu shot. Signed a mother of two.

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4 years

@DavidLammy @DrRosena I am really trying to find the "tone" that he speaks of. She isn't unpleasant. She is firm, honest, direct and polite. She isn't sarcastic, or vicious. She is professional. Is that too much for him?

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@punished_cait He sounds like he has figured out the secret to it all. Being there, being loving, having a good time, hanging out with dogs, and his wonderful wife.

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@calebsaysthings I feel like great progress has been made in that my mom told me she is having surgery this month. When? "Sometime later in the month" like dealing with a wizard telling me riddles.

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5 years

@INDIEWASHERE That was me when I worked in a department store and would say "Givenchy" to customers. I always wanted to toss my scarf a certain way.

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@snausage71 @tcsmithbiz @allew1366 @matthewamiller It will only make a person nervous if they are trying to keep track of their lies.

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7 years

@RepTrentFranks What about universal healthcare for children? How about well-funded education???? How about cheap college tuition?

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3 years

@Ryan_Ken_Acts As someone who has lived in Britain for years -NOTHING about this is incorrect. This is very much how the news is. Radio 4 is very much, "Look at how well you have done, you went to Cambridge and isn't everyone just over-reacting?"

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4 years

This is what it means to be gay and do crimes. A true hero.

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1 year

The most ridiculous and wonderful thing has happened. A man came to the door and asked if he could park his food truck in front of my house on Thursdays. He sells pizza. There will be a man selling pizza at the end of my driveway. I think my oldest kid manifested this.

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8 years

@AndreaWoo @Garossino This is like someone's grandpa printing out emails.

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5 years

@AmazonFCHannah @sabrina__nika Oh pet. That sounds like the sort of thing people in abusive situations say to justify really unpleasant behaviour they experience.

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5 months

I like this a lot. People need to eat and enjoy a bit of life.

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English Heritage adds free vouchers to food bank parcels. A voucher offering free access to one of 25 English heritage sites is being added to Trussell Trust’s emergency food parcels

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2 years

@fozberry1 @MightyWilltor @Fakec0nspiracy @Sarahmango23 @edburmila @wellshaken Linda has that bowl of candy. I like her.

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@gfrancie

1 month

Following this puberty blocker ban case I am struck by how there is such a lack of nonsense around it. There are LOADS of medications that aren't 100 percent perfect or ideal for people that are still available to people. Oral contraceptive is a good example of that.

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4 years

@captpraxis Don't forget ableist too. Because you are.

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@gfrancie

6 years

Also I found this via a friend and whoever did this is a fantastic and wonderful person who has brought me so much joy this morning.

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6 years

We got onto the subject of awful Christmas gifts. My mom pointed out that I will always win for getting the worst present ever from a family member. The year my paternal grandmother gave me the lingerie she wore on her wedding night of her SECOND marriage. I was 13.

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1 year

@Robert_E_Kelly Your kids are my favourite anarchists. I think the covid years have brought enormous sympathy in how kids show up in our working lives. May your kids keep bringing good humour.

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1 year

@LauraPowellEsq Because a lot of queer folk died of AIDS.

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5 years

@jeremyoharris Women tend to do that kind of a thing for other women. Sometimes we see someone who needs a lift up in life. Even the bad girls know that kindness pays in emotional dividends down the road.

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2 years

@MightyWilltor @Fakec0nspiracy @Sarahmango23 @fozberry1 @edburmila @wellshaken She is out for a week helping her mom who is having surgery but you can email Carol.

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4 years

@Cassius_Dundee @MickBennettNZ @guy_mont It is easy to explain all of it. Racism, and capitalism.

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7 years

@Yamiche We could call him a cab and help him pack his bags.

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3 years

@AITA_online Divorce, annul, and sue for loss of property. Then buy a nice little cottage and FILL it with books.

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4 months

@hitdogsholler @FirstGentleman I think of stories about what contract actors went through in the 1930s, and it makes absolute sense why she would react that way. (Even Shirley Temple had stories about producers doing creepy things when she was only 12 years old.)

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10 months

@VeryBadLlama There is such a long long history of a gastro-intestinal issue that gets way out of hand for certain husbands.

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4 years

Have we considered tossing a world leader into an active volcano to appease the Gods?

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8 years

@mflynnJR Don't you have lies to tell or secrets to sell to the Russians?

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6 years

My mom is taking her assorted meds and quietly singing, "one pill makes you larger... one pill makes you small."

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1 year

@BLaze4490 Did they remove the chicken from the freezer like I asked?

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4 years

@naomirwolf @PeterCronau You seem to not understand the social contract.

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3 years

@NoahGarfinkel You were the perfect audience. He will feel cool knowing an adult was as enthusiastic as him.

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5 years

@ccroucher9 @CassidyGavin He is looking at the camera like, "I could have totally saved myself thank you."

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3 years

@DeanBakopoulos @danalevinpoet And if they need their ego petted we can name things after them. (People love that.)

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4 years

@baddestmamajama the snake juice one.

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2 years

@decoyrobot @alexillustrator His work as Hal was so varied. A man who truly loves Lois.

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3 years

@cardi_ree The historical truth is offensive? Wait until these folks find out about the entire history of the united states.

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5 years

@CBP Maybe they wouldn't have to if you stopped separating families and kidnapping children. How are those camps doing?

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3 years

@blgtylr I kept thinking, "grand gestures are reserved for people who really truly like grand gestures." And "texting is great b/c you can claim you took too much medication if it goes wrong."

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4 years

@msvioletj @caitlyn_skiff @MarsinCharge @littlelasanya I respect the hell out of that move. I remember a girl describing in detail what her period was like to a teacher to get him to give her a bathroom pass.

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1 year

Buddy. You have a home. A few doors down.

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7 months

@mollyfleck Do you understand how rare that is? Do you understand how most libraries in the US operate?

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3 months

@RutgersGSE You shouldn't brag about that. That tells me a lot about your institution. What a hot mess you are.

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4 years

@ipodmacbook My dad is living with you?

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4 years

@DrJenGunter Heat it, add spices. Call it mulled wine.

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5 years

@valfardsutskott @ZCuddz13 @Joshua4Congress I was gonna say... looking at a number of CEOs over the past twenty/thirty years and it seems like plenty are pretty talented at tanking companies.

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4 years

@_JToni @braintree_ I still think of when they reported Michael Jackson was dead and had the info BEFORE the medical examiner had the paperwork. I would LOVE to know what it is like to be TMZ's man on the ground for North Korea.

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@tender_dreams @afrodiziac80 @Wiglette I once stayed in an AirBnB that was like the House of Usher. Wisteria was growing inside of the HOUSE, the host's daughter was like a strange ghost, and in the morning there was the remains of breakfast like everyone had been spirited away.

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@tcsmithbiz @allew1366 @matthewamiller It was beautiful. She kept him off-balance.

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