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Carrier Technician

@bitchmailman

4 months

I'm here to share information you already know and parrot opinions you already have

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2 months

@cherrycrushTV Hi cherry lol

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6 months

I wish people understood how homeless it makes them seem when they try to talk about God with a stranger

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15 days

@lysonner So obviously true that i can't even see this as apples to oranges. Things made by beloved geniuses are better than shit typed by dork theater kids is like not worth saying

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4 months

@cherrycrushTV Hi

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4 months

@justbrizigs I'm so sorry you had to see mundane whimsy. I'm so sorry this wasn't cool enough for you

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1 month

@spencers_tweets Looks awful

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1 month

@pathalisms Not my experience. No tattoos, have pulled plenty of women with them, met a particular woman with quite a few tattoos and wound up getting my first tattoo (wedding ring tat) I think if you're decently attractive and have a real personality none of this shit matters

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2 months

@widemodelbeauty @docmackenzie Kinda like your response

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4 months

@saint_morg I think this reply might be lamer than the op sorry

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1 month

@s4m31p4n I was right.

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10 months

@cupofchaii Is this like a joke picture

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10 months

@killforkhai @royallyfoolish @lovedoveclarke @redvelvetlee Here

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4 months

@cherrycrushTV 🙄

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4 months

@otis_reid Thanks for highlighting it. Thanks for highlighting the entire screenshot

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1 month

@spencers_tweets No shit stupid ass. Enjoy your horrible pizza

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2 months

@7times70times @docmackenzie Get her ass

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4 months

@cherrycrushTV Yes cherry

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10 months

@pwoutty Yes

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4 months

@cherrycrushTV Thanks cherry

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4 months

@TimeSqua Was this tweet deleted or something

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1 year

@fillefoux Glad you're making friends

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1 year

@cherrycrushTV Like i haven't seen you do this 1000 times already

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4 months

@Alexander_Avina Thanks for highlighting. Might have missed the entire screenshot if you hadn't

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4 months

@dickiecoopee @justbrizigs These appear to be the living quarters of like 20 year olds who gives a fuck

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4 months

@focusfronting @TimeSqua I really hate the trend of posting screenshots instead of rting

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1 month

@spencers_tweets It looks like a bad pizza, to me. So i said so. You said some smart alecky about my death. I'm glad you enjoyed your bad pizza.

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2 months

A girl at a place I deliver said "it would be cool if we hung out sometime....but I don't think my boyfriend would like it. Without looking up I said "yeah neither would my wife," and she said "yeah neither would my boyfriend" again. Okay bitch

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2 months

I don't care if all i am is an accidentally sentient mass of organic matter or an intentionally created and loved soul from a personal deity. I still gotta deliver the mail

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1 month

@spencers_tweets I can just tell it's real bad

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4 months

@wideofthepost Why suddenly is everyone highlighting like 95% of their article screenshot post

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4 months

@madisontayt_ Who cares

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2 months

Saw a toddler do a fake fall and start crying for my attention. I'm the mailman bro I am not here to help you

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Carrier Technician

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1 year

Must be a hard time to be someone that's still pretending to care about Ukraine

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Carrier Technician

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1 year

One of the more classic huaband activities i engage in is doing the 3 little chores my wife asked me to do about 15 minutes before she gets back from being gone all day

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4 months

@selontheweb Dont know what that is

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17 days

The Fast and The Furious franchise's message of family, loyalty, dedication and passion really resignates with the mentally retarded

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1 month

I'm tired of seeing people with no experience, no real job, no friends, no insight, nothing to say, get on here and say "yall" to each other about life

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5 months

VERY cool response

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4 months

@dklmarxist Especially if you're trying to have sex with men

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Carrier Technician

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9 months

My friend Greg's lips are so chapped i might never speak to him again

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Carrier Technician

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10 months

I can't believe people watched a tv show based on a video game about zombies like it was serious high art or whatever

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7 months

@miariderx Whilst?

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4 months

@cherrycrushTV Hi cherry

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2 months

@thriller_bark_ One of the stupier things I've read in awhile

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1 year

It's 158 bucks and ugly as shit. I bought pants on ebay for more than this yesterday go fuck yourself

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1 year

If You Have To Ask, Then You Can Not Afford It

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Carrier Technician

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4 months

One of my more insane moments in life was chanting "you can't hurt me" at a guy actively punching me in the face. But here's the thing: i was right. He couldn't hurt me.

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Carrier Technician

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10 months

Not gonna watch but i know this is extremely good shit

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Carrier Technician

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1 month

Things about me: I was raised by my grandmother I was raised in a cult My eyes change colors when I'm angry or sad I was so close with my best friends growing up we were more like siblings

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3 months

My wife made me this shirt

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7 months

@prageru Kirk Cameron lol

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4 months

@majordouzie I think the sharing similar story thing really does get annoying. Often it comes up as one-upsmanship. Asking questions is the wrong counter though what you should really be doing is saying "that's what's up" more and not much else

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Carrier Technician

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1 year

@nnnnekochan1 You got your pussy on the train seat?

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3 months

Saw a hawk tuah bumper sticker and said "you are a slave of the moment" to the guy. Mailman says that to you maybe you'll think about yourself a little bit

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1 month

This dude gave me a bucket

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1 month

@rotblossom_ Please stop tweeting like this

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Carrier Technician

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10 months

I don't care if free will exists

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16 days

Hey how come all neurodivergency seems to be characterized by extreme self-importance and self-obsession?

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3 months

I believe your average Roman citizen would intuitively known how to use the computer. The smart phone would have been too far though.

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1 month

Here is another shirt my wife made for me

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7 months

@Desiluted Shut up

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8 months

White Chef Elevates Native Cuisine

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3 months

@ezkl7_3 Amoral is a word

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4 months

@on_da_spectrum You should feel better after 6 of sleep than 7. This tells me something is very wrong with you.

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1 year

My dog lives on stolen land

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4 months

A coworker asked me what kind of sunglasses I was wearing and I guess he googled the brand because today he asked me why I spent so much. I just said "because i liked them the best" and he said isn't that kind of feminine.

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2 months

@okimstillhungry Yeah teens have stupid taste so what

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4 months

@plopadop That's a myth. Taste it side by side i guarantee you can't tell the difference

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5 months

I'm getting destroyed on reddit for suggesting there are greater ethical concerns in the world than people cheating on their spouses

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2 months

The tacos i talked mad shit on last night turned out to be really good but what, I'm gonna be expected to have them as leftovers tonight? That ain't right...

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11 months

@nymphobuns Inititaing sexual intercourse!!!!

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21 days

Yo wtf

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10 months

@cherrycrushTV Yes

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30 days

If Bowser was a guy I think he'd be like Samoan

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8 months

Drunk enough to say "bro dump her" to some guy after hearing his gf's voice

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1 year

Had sex with my wife and took her to a nice ass restaurant and then out for drinks. We're home now and I'm ready for her to fuck off just a little tiny bit

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@visualbasic97 If i tweeted something like this I'd probably kms. You must be very strong

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10 months

Fuck off

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6 months

Mario just thanked me for playing his game

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10 months

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5 months

A woman named Santa sent me this picture of my father. I have like 4 women in my family named Santa

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8 months

Do the prison rapers enter poopy buttholes?

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7 months

Scrolling someone's account. They tweeted they were gonna take a social media break a month ago but went right on posting uninterrupted. Really tempted to fav that tweet

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5 months

My ass itches. Not hole! Cheeks!

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1 month

@GMomurder Ew both of you need to leave him alone

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I'm afraid of this dog

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4 months

Every time i go to a city that isn't Philly I'm struck by how I'm the meanest white man around

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5 months

r/Showerthoughts Hating poor people makes so much sense

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3 months

Guy asked me if I listen to music or podcasts while delivering and i said not really so he said "oh wow you're rawdoggin it?" Alright

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2 months

I've been to the great lakes many times. They're interesting. Absolutely nothing compared to the ocean though. Don't let these cow people fool you

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10 days

People will be drug addicts with personality disorders and no future and talk about how they are excited to be parents and you know what? I don't mind. You're allowed to be a bad parent. Billions of people already are

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5 months

This is just stupid and meaningless.

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2 months

It would be cool to live in a very strict society with violently enforced mysterious rules

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