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Whoa watch out! This group of 6 guys had 2 to 3 light beers each!
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"Mexicans? Evil" "Muslims? Evil" "Media? Evil" "Nazis? They aren't all bad" #ImpeachTrump
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@notkristiane This is their sister
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@ChillStableGuy "She left me roses by the stairs, surprises smell like teen spirit"
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@ZeroSuitCamus Soy facing with my cow ball lollipop
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Incredibly dumb, niche thread incoming. I present (in partnership with @jupiterbrando ): An "I Think You Should Leave" sketch for every MLB team (2021)
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@Zalifornia How do you keep posting after that. How do you not just throw away your phone and walk into the ocean
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@Srirachachau With one exception
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@costcope fucking gutting
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@mrdawson815 @A24 Same, zero chance I'm subscribing
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@Very__Regular If you put guacamole on it they make you call it a LGBT
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@CameronHartman @MIA_mea_ I just did it, it worked
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@jakebrodes it's the "it's the _____ for me" phrase for me
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@doinkpatrol "People are talking about taxing the rich now, and when they go to the polls next year they'll think twice before making a choice between the two people who both don't want to increase taxes on the rich"
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"Once in a Lifetime" is one of those songs that has been engrained in our lives and the world for so long that it's easy to forget that there was a moment it didn't exist, and then the Talking Heads brought it into existence, and it's a really good thing they did.
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@SkinAtheist @westernunion2k Nah you just aren't allowed to listen to Radiohead
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My YouTube homepage is really honing in
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@McG_CS @ULTRASLUT So he lied, thanks for clarifying!
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This is how lauren posts these days
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@succession Adam don't read this: Dasha, hello
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@eleum_fuck @Srirachachau It's pretty obvious that Josh Hartnett got all the answers first...?
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@crulge lol "this is covered in the owner's manual"
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@CafeMuscato @yashar @scottbix @swin24 @arawnsley (anti-fascist in bio) "well ya know I don't agree but it is the law so"
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@Eve_Barlow @DrDominicGreen @Sethrogen When they fart high, you Fartlow
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@meowmeowmeuw me in line behind them
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@VicBergerIV You wouldn't be allowed to do this in today's comedy climate
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@1chadnystrom @mrwtffacts Actually it is, I asked him personally and he answered after he was done getting top
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@mugrimm @jacob_posts "It's fucking gametime, Donny."
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@ActNormalOrElse @HaitianDvorce how does one live without a large jar of snack pepperoncini
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@HopefulPoster The absolute disrespect of picking Marlins era Ichiro too
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@JoseCanseco Get their asses, Jose.
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@arod_twit I went to a Catholic school for 6 months that was founded by the guy who patented the shovel before the gold rush, and their chief export was criminal justice grads. Completely fake.
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(AL West part 1)
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@CHHNDLER I like the Tough Guy brand best because I always say "not so tough now are you" in my head when I'm peeing on the logo
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@StlPattyCakes @Brandi_Davis81 So true! If it were different it WOULD be different!
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@notnotnuanced Real heads know that Catholicism means feeling deep shame about your body, having poor communication and conflict resolution tactics reinforced by the concept of confession, and seeing how long it takes for the eucharist to dissolve on your tongue
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@jupiterbrando @ITYSL (AL East part 2, AL Central part 1)
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@aniceburrito when we traveled to cuba like 5 years ago, any venmo that contained the word "cuba" or even the flag got put into holding and we had to cancel and re-do them lol
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@MarxistHimbo @heylaineys "Hey everyone, pick up these accessible and useful hobbies, they are rewarding and the communities you'll meet by participating in them are great!" "The ultra left is out of control! They must be stopped!"
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@desusnice "HERE'S MY THOUGHT OF DA DAY - IN 1492 COLUMBUS SAILED DA OCEAN BLUE, BUT IN 2020 IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO SET SAIL FOR GOOD! THAT'S THE OLD SCHOOL WAY!"
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@WhitneyM02 This is how I wing
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Season 2 he should take over Vesuvio
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@jesusdersupajew I agree it's fucked how people treat Lin Manuel Miranda
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@Carlists4Pete @EoinHiggins_ @andraydomise What if they were Jane Crow Laws ๐Ÿ™
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@chests @allahliker An automatically generated mug that a dropship company makes for every Urban Dictionary listing means the end of the Harris Walz campaign
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@crulge Yea, he's Eddie! He's Eddie and he likes having his shirt off in the Wal Mart! That's why he's shirtless in the Wal Mart, he's Eddie!
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@ogrods @GraceSpelman In this scenario Dick Van Dyke is the best soprano sax player you've ever heard in your life. He's been on the staff since 72. He once had an audition with Mahavishnu Orchestra but skipped the call back because he didn't feel right canceling his Theory 200 class that day.
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(AL West part 2, NL East part 1)
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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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@ebruenig with a fat sack of gummies and a slush puppy with flavor all the way to the bottom
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@Icarus_Avery @xor @mmilesgoodrich "Second" homonym = second (time) or second (after first) "Hand" homynym = hand of a clock or hand as in pass off "Second hand" homynym = second hand of a clock or a used product
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@yiffpolice what dot cd getting wiped might beat it out slightly, but you're right that shit was barely a blip on the radar.
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@theoldgoatmount @nihilist_arbys It doesn't matter. Eat Arby's.
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@doinkpatrol @TheGayChingy one of sixteen people who have survived a parachute not opening. Now sixteen is just my estimate, I'll double check my numbers later.
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@DavidKlion @j_beverages Literally what Dems mean when they say "access to healthcare"
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@bryanyang @homewardbound92 @MattBroshay @SeanMcCarthyCom Letting my friend know they hurt my feelings by putting them on blast on Twitter like a Normal Person.
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@FoolishBB crazier things have happened!* *citations needed
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@phlhr @BoringPrufrock @BoringLoopLV @boringcompany lol y'all invented the airport uber line. nice job.
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@allahliker There are even mugs ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€
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There are even mugs
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@CarterDMoon @BrndnStrssng Spotlight won multiple Academy Awards
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@dennisbhooper I know it's not true but the thought of a theatre erupting in applause after Leo's character gets shot in The Departed is hilarious
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@Picklemaddierix "a Mexican cheese like Monterey Hack"
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The @murderxbryan fandom knows no bounds
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My sister teaches elementary school and one of her students made this
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@RedStarSysop @PopCulture I'd like to see how you would respond to losing TWO Super Bowls to Eli Manning.
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@ByYourLogic we had a jughead who would substitute teach at our high school that bragged about "getting so many experimental shots he probably can't get cancer anymore" American military excellence truly at an all time low
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@ItsmindofJson Json, respectfully, this is way more hygienic than most of the food you post
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Happy one year (+1 day) anniversary to America's BEST mayor crushing some takeout after chiefing on that loud pack.
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Here is what we did tonight to support our local restaurants. Take out from Garland. And we left a 35 percent tip. Please do the same.
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Nick Castellanos enjoys both.
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@TeslaBot69 @TaylorOgan my brain simply isn't big enough to comprehend that driving into oncoming traffic is a *feature* not a bug.
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@GarbageApe Did it take... 20 minutes? I am eating a popsicle INSIDE in NC and it's melting 2 minutes in.
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Fargond you son of a.... @vrunt
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Actual #bestofnextdoor ๐Ÿ’š
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The Beatles existence as a band was shorter than the time between these 5 albums.
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there are maybe like only two other artists/bands that can match this decade long release streak of five flawless albumsโ€ฆ โ€ฆand iโ€™m urging you guys to submit your runner ups under this tweet (i just want music recs lol)
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@steelydante Bands are just gangs that play music
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NC peeps, stay the fuck away from Tried and True Tattoo Company. Nazi Punks, fuck off! #poyb
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@nealbrennan @ghoultree say dishonest scold again
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@Horse_Jeans Thought this was Sound of Silver until you got to Stella
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@IrateMaxwell @KikiRosecrans Right, that's what they were going for
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@EverySheriff โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ‘Œ ใ€€ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡นใ€€๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น ใ€€ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡นใ€€๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น ใ€€ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡นใ€€ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น ใ€€ ๐Ÿ‘ข ๐Ÿ‘ข
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@AuthenticVegas @NPR My grandpa had polio so it's only fair that we bring it back
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SZA - SOS
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@nkulw Dems aren't asking Cuomo to resign
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@B_Rock_Ett @NotABigJerk gross. boo. get this outta here.
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@ZeroSuitCamus Real heads know the most stomach-churning end to a Scorsese movie is Goodfellas. Tommy aims his gun right at you! I thought I was a goner!
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