Evan Profile Banner
Evan Profile
Evan

@habitual_canuck

368
Followers
287
Following
652
Media
5,224
Statuses

#Canucks | #LakeShow | #ManUnited | #sportsbetting

British Columbia, Canada
Joined October 2023
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
Did the lady on Sportsnet just say that Silovs needs to track the puck better on the goal? It literally hit him in the middle of the chest and bounced in. The stupidity on this panel right now is alarming. #canucks
64
19
624
@habitual_canuck
Evan
6 months
Can someone help me find the Oilers? #Canucks
Tweet media one
350
28
556
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
The only thing we learned about the Oilers tonight. Is that they can barely beat the Canucks at their best. 2 games in a row and this is their best. When we aren’t even close to our best. #Canucks
191
28
526
If you think this is bad for 5.5 to play on Petterssons wing, you really don’t know hockey.
Tweet media one
25
13
455
@habitual_canuck
Evan
4 months
Look, it’s like when the Canucks play the Oilers.
Tweet media one
70
15
432
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
Canucks go from a 5 hour flight to Nashville to a 1 hour flight to Edmonton. Huge difference in travel should be helpful.
12
8
429
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
This is the lamest attempt at an insult I have seen in years lol. . #Canucks
@OilersJohn
x - Oilers John 🇨🇦 ✈️
3 months
The Vancouver Canucks should change their name to the Vancouver Twitter Trolls. That name best represents their fan base.
197
6
111
38
5
399
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
Anyone else not find it absolutely hilarious that the Oilers need to double shift one line all game 😂. Canucks have this series. #Canucks
93
7
298
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@BatchHockey @Sportsnet650 A coin flip is an absolute must in the playoffs when the Canucks PK has been playing at 90%
0
0
87
@habitual_canuck
Evan
2 months
@noahstrang_ I love this coaching staff so much.
0
0
87
@habitual_canuck
Evan
2 months
@SadClubCommish Dallas is Canadas team. So, why would we do this?
3
0
77
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
People that talk in public spaces on speakerphone need to be thrown in jail.
21
5
78
@themasterhandv1 @ecco401k They about to recruit you to be a light pole
0
0
71
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@justbawb @ProvideContext People using this term out of context are the softest people on the planet 😂
3
0
60
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@LateNightCam @merry123459 @PierrePoilievre A confederate flag in Canada lmao. This should tell you just about all you need to know about them 😂
3
6
58
@habitual_canuck
Evan
2 months
@Carrie298924321 You could just go to work. You don’t have to embarrass yourself like this with this grift.
5
1
55
@RobTheHockeyGuy @SportsBettingAG As talented as he is. His diving is just unwatchable. Bro forgot he’s playing hockey and not Soccer.
10
0
54
@habitual_canuck
Evan
6 months
We should all pool our money together and get Pettersson into power skating camp this summer.
3
0
51
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@sportsnetmurph Hyman forgot that he has to play against Zadorov in the next game.
2
0
52
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@worldhockeyrpt Ah yes. It was the refs fault the oilers blew a 4-1 lead and couldn’t keep up for 40 minutes.
0
0
52
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
The entire #LetsGoOilers arena sitting down except for this guy is really peak Edmonton. #canucks
Tweet media one
8
3
48
@habitual_canuck
Evan
5 months
@bigdumb_baby People put their snap in their dating profiles. I’m 37.
3
0
50
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@fields1096 You mean the same “Playoff Oilers” that get eliminated every season?
6
0
48
@ChrisConte79 This was after I got my first birdie today. Stop lying.
1
0
42
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@501Broadway It’s almost like the final goal is to win that thing? Man, Nashville is soft.
0
0
43
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@NHL_Bouchard I can’t hear you bro? Awfully quiet over there.
1
0
41
@DrCanadiaMD This is actually sickening if you think of what happens if they aren’t playing through all of this.
1
0
42
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
Does the NHL and journalists ACTUALLY believe that Edmonton is a Stanley Cup calibre team? Like, do you ACTUALLY think that this team is winning a Stanley Cup. Hell, I own a construction company and watch hockey in my spare time. Even I know that the Oilers are not even close.
7
4
41
@Canucks Retaining 750K salary is far better than having to watch another season of him hit goalies in the chest with pucks.
0
0
39
@habitual_canuck
Evan
8 months
@futuremarsarmy @ShooterMcGavin_ He looks amazing. You been hiding under a rock the past 20 years?
0
0
36
@habitual_canuck
Evan
4 months
Pissing off Oilers fans is remarkably easy 😂
12
1
36
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
Demko, no Demko. We still have a great team and nobody can predict the future. I’m just gonna keep chirping other teams fans and enjoy the playoffs.
@SaraCivian
Sara 'buckets' Civian
3 months
I'm hearing that Thatcher Demko is done for the rest of the playoffs
251
143
2K
2
0
35
@habitual_canuck
Evan
2 months
@Canucks I love how much this triggers these sensitive little boys on this app.
5
0
32
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@samanthacp_ They are all just copying American politics. None of them have any dignity or self respect left.
0
0
33
@habitual_canuck
Evan
6 months
@JustinLai01 My phone crashed. Too much load on the ram digging through all those teams.
7
0
31
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@danriccio_ Zadorov and Lindholm are the only must signs after the playoffs.
8
2
33
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@BatchHockey @Sportsnet650 Any chance you can tell Tocchet that is a bad idea?
0
0
29
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@OilersNation @CanucksArmy @bostonpizza @OilersNation did you happen to catch the end of the game?
1
0
31
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@NHLPlayerSafety And what about Hymans cross check to Zadorovs head? The only one that resulted in an injury.
1
1
31
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@SportsTalkNash Go play golf with your team.
4
0
31
@habitual_canuck
Evan
5 months
Vancouver is severely outplaying the Jets and the score just ain’t reflecting that tonight.
3
0
29
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@FieryBreadman Oh they are 100% the problem. We love flames fans by comparison.
1
0
30
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@canuckscapmess She is clueless. How about bring in Bieksa. Even that other dick head with the solid flow. He’s a complete idiot.
3
0
31
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@AnimalLoverHub @historyinmemes I don’t think Putin is checking for ideas on Twitter.
0
0
28
@habitual_canuck
Evan
4 months
@TheeClumsyNinja And Van put up 7. Y’all got 7 goals in 4 games against the Canucks 😂.
5
0
29
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@501Broadway You also thought that the Preds would beat the Canucks. So……
0
0
27
@habitual_canuck
Evan
2 months
@MissFit_ You keep talking about the Canucks. Then your tweet shows up in our feed and then you complain when people comment on it? Get a grip.
1
0
28
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@OldGuyDavid2022 @AKBrews H3O sounds like an early 2000’s boy band.
2
0
27
@passittobulis Reinhart 9X7. Simply because reports say he wants to stay in Florida.
2
0
27
@habitual_canuck
Evan
4 months
@OilersRebound Oilers fans after getting swept by the Canucks
2
0
25
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@Zer0PucksGiven I like this response a lot too. Because that’s all it is. Nobody is trying to Hurt McDavid. That shot in the face sucks, but Soucy is not a dirty player.
2
0
26
@habitual_canuck
Evan
4 months
@merry123459 I’m starting to think these people just have a crush on Trudeau. What grown person does this to their vehicle 😂
3
3
24
@habitual_canuck
Evan
2 months
Why is Bieksa not on the panel? It goes from awesome to mid, very quick. #canucks
2
1
26
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@wiley_canuck Silovs will 100% start that game. I doubt Cole is going to cause 3 goals by himself in game 2.
1
0
25
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@Russell78165877 It is actually painful watching this panel.
2
0
25
@Sean_B_taketwo He’s big, he can skate, plays both ways, 27 years old. Tocchet gets value out of all his players. Anything can happen on a wing with Pettersson.
0
0
25
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@jimgibbonyeg I mean, there are Stanley Cup champions on the ice and the greatest hockey player to currently play the game. Maybe pump the brakes a little lol.
1
1
25
@habitual_canuck
Evan
6 months
@Daily__Flyers @FriedgeHNIC Correct. Telephone is 5 max.
1
0
22
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@gothosfolly21 You have one good line lol. That’s why they all play 20+ minutes per night.
10
0
24
@habitual_canuck
Evan
4 months
@OilersJack Short memory.
Tweet media one
2
1
24
@Canucks Wow, someone that doesn’t shoot into the goalies crest.
2
0
24
@JasonPYYC @CrawlingChaos He doesn’t know what that means.
0
0
23
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@BatchHockey @Sportsnet650 If he takes the broken equipment off and puts on new stuff, that usually does the trick.
0
0
22
@habitual_canuck
Evan
7 months
@POOPYD1APER @eddielack @SaraCivian Anyone that calls someone “beta” while using an avatar is a hilarious excuse for a human.
0
0
23
@habitual_canuck
Evan
2 months
@tommykippes2 So long as it’s not your friend Dylan, everything should be fine.
2
0
23
@BuckFoston_ Teuvo and Marchessault would be awesome.
0
0
19
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
Oh no, the guy that’s never right about anything has predicted something again.
@domluszczyszyn
dom 📈
3 months
@seangentille @hayyyshayyy 2024 NHL playoff preview: Canucks vs. Oilers with @seangentille and @hayyyshayyy The Oilers are heavy favourites against an overachieving Canucks team that doesn't appear to have the starpower or depth to match their Alberta rivals.
Tweet media one
112
27
210
8
0
21
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@IceCats28 @TSN_Sports That dude never complains. He just says it like it is. He’s been one of the best performers in the series.
0
0
20
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@KawhiElite Ask the LA kings about that. But thanks for letting us know you’re a casual.
3
0
21
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@Raymond_Hatt Zadorov is unbelievably clutch, Lindholm too. They both need to be signed.
1
0
21
@habitual_canuck
Evan
5 months
Didn’t even get to see the #Canucks win. Busy breaking up with someone 😂
6
1
19
@Sid_Seixeiro I love these media personalities trying to tell us how to be fans. Stick to making canneloni or whatever it is you do these days.
0
1
20
@habitual_canuck
Evan
8 months
@LakersDailyCom For someone trying with 100% of their strength. They are really failing.
1
2
20
@habitual_canuck
Evan
4 months
@deankal1 OH NO! Vancouver is still first overall….
25
0
20
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@patersonjeff I thought we might squeak in this season. Not lead the league all season and finish on top of the Pacific division.
0
0
19
@endlesslysoft @HipHopAllDayy His Skits perform better than her songs.
1
0
19
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@patersonjeff PDG is too good on the PK. They will not put in podz
0
0
18
@KailerMemeamoto How are the Canucks “met expectations “ they weren’t even supposed to make the playoffs 😂
1
0
18
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@patersonjeff That’s because it’s Empty, Jeff.
1
0
18
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@OilrGrl @sportsnetmurph @kenwardskorner @Canucks Did McDavid need stitches in his head after the crosscheck? No, that would be Zadorov. Hymans was clearly malicious. Soucy never intended to hit McDavid in the face, he just got knocked down by Zaddy.
1
0
16
@habitual_canuck
Evan
6 months
@passittobulis How is this company SOOOOO bad at their only job
2
0
16
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@TSN_Sports Demko would have had like 45 wins had he not been injured
0
0
18
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@krusty027 @sportsnetmurph Hyman needs to be suspended if Soucy is suspended. There is literally no way they can look at this and let it slide.
0
0
17
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@spookyghourl Yes. That’s much better. The 4 PM games were annoying.
0
0
16
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@501Broadway Joshua was given a 5 minute major for boarding during a hockey play and it was reviewed in game and reduced to a two 2 minute minor. McCarron hit a goalie playing the puck, which is not a hockey play. These two things are not comparable.
2
0
15
@habitual_canuck
Evan
8 months
@ClutchPoints Hope he’s ready for a Bron 50 piece. Bron ain’t giving up that 500 😂
0
0
16
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@BatchHockey @Sportsnet650 Zone time was like 17 minutes to 8 lmao. Bro that’s a whole period.
1
0
14
@habitual_canuck
Evan
7 months
Inject it into my veins. #CowboysNation #Packers
Tweet media one
0
1
16
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@NHL @Canucks Oilers showing their true colours against a complete team.
1
0
13
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@BatchHockey @Sportsnet650 “We played the way we wanted to play” Lost the game.
0
0
14
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@Nealerrr Yeah, I wouldn’t be comparing the leafs to the Knights 😂
1
0
16
@habitual_canuck
Evan
2 months
Stop blaming the power play, stop blaming the refs, stop drinking Aunt Jemima out of the bottle. The Canucks just didn’t show up tonight. Game 7 Monday. #canucks
5
0
15
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@johnnycanuck71 I get the overall goal. But, not great execution. Maybe delete this one.
0
0
15
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@ItsDeanBlundell Nothing like repping a flag that has nothing to do with Canada.
0
0
14
@yakupov_burner @RobTheHockeyGuy @SportsBettingAG “As talented as he is” Nobody said he wasn’t good. The diving is insufferable.
4
0
15
@habitual_canuck
Evan
2 months
@NootQueen92 @libertyed1776 @JNaifyNaif @Mariners @TMobile He’s actually pansexual. But, I agree with the sentiment.
0
0
14
@habitual_canuck
Evan
2 months
#LetsGoPetey chants tonight would be incredible to hear. Pettersson needs the inspiration!
2
2
15
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
@Zer0PucksGiven Bro needs to retire and play soccer.
0
0
15
@habitual_canuck
Evan
7 months
@DhaliwalSports You’re not the right race for this Ricky.
0
0
11
@habitual_canuck
Evan
3 months
Remember all of those Oilers fans chirping about Zadorov. Oilers fans; meet your dad. #Canucks
0
0
13