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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

If you ever wondered how much Eastern media cares about Western NHL teams:

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

Hopefully Demko shares a doctor with Mark Stone

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

Smashville's Finest

@501Broadway

3 months

A guy is raising a replica Stanley Cup after winning game 1 of the first round. This is how you know these people are not used to witnessing playoff hockey.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

4 months

If you’re celebrating the Coyotes relocation, you’re celebrating job loss. That makes you a dickhead.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

1 month

Can we get a shot of Edmonton’s parade?

Ahmed

@NHL_Bouchard

1 month

This is so embarrassing oh my god, fans of other sports are laughing at them in the comments 😭😭

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

5 months

THE ORCA JERSEY IS BETTER THAN THE SKATE JERSEY

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

6 months

(Sorry, my phone couldn’t get 18th in the frame)

Patrick

@DobsonSZN

6 months

Canucks really traded Horvat to us and are now trading for a worse center

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 years

Thatcher Demko is locked in for 5 years, with a 5 million dollar cap hit. Insane. #Canucks

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 months

Is there a team that whines more to the refs than the Oilers?

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

I’m too young for the Gretzky era Oilers, but did Gretzky ever skate around bitching to the refs while throwing cheap shots at the other team?

Jeff Marek

@JeffMarek

3 months

I’m old enough to remember a time when if you did this to the Oilers captain…..

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

29 days

Nothing cringier than a guy who played like 8 games in the NHL referring to players by their nicknames. Gazdic is the king of cringe though lol.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 years

We’ll never forget you Ryp #Canucks

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 years

Robin Lehner woke up this morning and chose nuclear war. Good on him 👀

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

7 months

The last #Canucks dman I remember playing as a C…

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 months

Probably shouldn’t have spent the first two rounds flopping around and snapping their heads back. Gonna be hard to get calls to go their way now.

Sportsnet

@Sportsnet

2 months

"We would like the same standard." Kris Knoblauch discusses the lack of penalties called on the Oilers so far.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

If they re-sign him I’m buying his jersey. He’s become one of my favourite Canucks 😂

Wyatt Arndt

@TheStanchion

3 months

Zadorov screaming on loop:

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 months

Reminder that Soucy was suspended for accidentally cross checking Mcdavid in the face.

Brady Trettenero

@BradyTrett

2 months

Slo-mo of Jacob Trouba's elbow on Evan Rodrigues 😬

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

I watched 8 years of Jim Benning/John Weisbrod managed #Canucks hockey. I’m definitely not throwing in the towel now lmao. It’s one game - and if it isn’t their year who cares? This is a great foundation to build around. Whatever happens, I’ll still be cheering them on.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 years

This is an honest question here, does the NHL have the worst officiating in pro sports?

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

Run Silovs for game 6, and for the love of god get Mikheyev off of Petey’s wing. And most importantly… CHALLENGE GOALS #Canucks

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

What is PDG bringing to this team that Podkolzin wouldn’t?

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

10 months

McDavid crying about Demko getting pulled with 10 mins left in the third.. No ones complaining that Campbell left cause of the mid game sunburn he got on the back of his neck 🤷‍♂️ #Canucks

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

6 months

I’d like to announce that I’m *OFFICIALLY* joining the JT Miller will go down as one of the all time greatest Canucks club.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

7 months

I’ll be totally honest, not once before the season started did I think this was a possibility. Even after those Edmonton games. From taking on Eastern media, to watching a Boeser resurgence, it feels good to be a #Canucks fan again

Sportsnet Stats

@SNstats

7 months

#Canucks are the first Canadian franchise to sit atop the NHL's overall standings at Christmas since the Senators in 2005

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 years

@travisakers Bethesda is already planning the next Fallout game to be based on Twitter in 2 weeks from now

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

Simpson was giving a lecture at the beginning of the game about how both fanbases can’t expect everything to be called.. Proceeds to spend the end of the period pissing his pants over a no call. Life comes at you fast.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

@tsedds Congratulations! A job offer from the Athletic is headed your way.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

@OilerAnalytics The Oilers playoff run: -one line -no defense -no goaltending -pp merchants If they beat the Canucks, good luck getting absolutely pummeled in the conference finals lmao

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 years

@oldfriend99 @as_per_danielle *SPOILERS* He figures out how to open up the Big Bang Theory multiverse and a Sheldon variant shows up and takes over, banishing him to a different dimension

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 months

I’m a sucker for chain restaurants, but Boston Pizza is terrible. It’s always cold, tastes like it was microwaved, and overpriced. Fuck Boston Pizza.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 years

My guess is the Petey and Hughes contracts 👀 #Canucks

Richard Zussman

@richardzussman

3 years

Liberal leader Justin Trudeau will be making an announcement in Vancouver tomorrow. #Elxn44

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 years

@Canucks There is only one Hammer in Canucks history: Dan Hamhuis. Have fun at the freedom convoy Travis

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 years

@StephenAtHome Didn’t expect to open up my twitter feed and see first degree murder on it.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 years

67 points for Petey in a season where he spent almost half of it in a slump. Insane. We’re lucky to have him on the #Canucks

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 years

I have no idea what Ron Maclean brings to the panel

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

28 days

@NHL_Bouchard Alright, even I think that’s nuts lol. Just say it’s for the money.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 years

Pretty cool that Nils Aman, a sixth round pick in 2020 that went unsigned by Colorado managed to play his way onto the roster. I know we’re not Colorado lol, but still seems like a pretty encouraging find by the Canucks management and scouting.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

8 months

365 days ago I was a fucking disaster. Badly needed help that I didn’t think I was entitled to. Today I’m 365 days sober.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

4 months

Vegas fans must be happy to get some clarity on Stone’s return date

Irfaan Gaffar

@irfgaffar

4 months

Sounds like the NHL will be moving the start date of the playoffs to Saturday April 20th. Originally was the 22nd.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 years

Is Thatcher Demko the only one that caught the plane to Pittsburgh? #Canucks

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

1 month

@NHL_Bouchard I’m not the one coping 😂

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

@jimmathesonnhl Jim, you and your hack colleagues sobbed until the Soucy suspension was announced. Sit this one out, and maybe learn how to do your job well enough that your market’s fans will take you seriously lmao.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 years

I think we can all agree that Podkolzin probably doesn’t need time with Abbotsford to find his confidence? #Canucks

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 years

I liked the trade, but after listening to Dickinson on 650.. I am PUMPED for him to join the team. A Motte-Dickinson-Podkolzin line is going to be insanely hard to play against. #Canucks

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

@Sportsnet Kane smiling like his parlay finally hit then the Oilers get a penalty lmao

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 years

Anyone else think the #Canucks are gonna have a quiet deadline?

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

4 years

This is still one of my favourite playoff moments. Welcome to the #Canucks Holtby!

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

4 months

Anson Carter was so insecure about being wrong that he implied that the reporter who proved him wrong was a racist. I honestly could not care any less about his takes.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

4 months

Think it’s incredibly fucking awesome that Natalie Miller is on the Canucks for Kids Fund board.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

@MrBooth07 Notice how he goes from “we” to “they” lol

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 years

@BatchHockey @Sportsnet650 Use the like on this reply as a “Bring Back Bruce” button

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

@frank_seravalli They barely snuck by a Canucks team playing one of their worst games of the season. If Pickard doesn’t get lit up the rest of this series, it’s coming when they play Dallas.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 years

I don’t agree with shitting on the guy who made Canucks hockey watchable again for a lot of us who were pretty much checked out. I’ll always be a Bruce Boudreau fan. The players are way too comfortable, the D sucks, and management needs to shake things up. #Canucks

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

28 days

I see the skate jersey debate is heating up again. Good time to remind everyone that the orca is a better jersey, and should still be the main.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

@ryanwhitney6 Didn’t an 8 year old just make you cry on camera?

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

1 year

Höglander is definitely back in the NHL next year right? #Canucks

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 years

@dabeard

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

1 year

Today I woke up 6 months sober. The best thing that has ever happened to me was starting the process of dealing with my shit, and getting help with my mental health. I’m hoping someone who’s quietly struggling like I was will see this, and get the help they deserve.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

1 year

Brock Boeser seems like such a genuinely good dude. It’s heartbreaking to think of how much he’s gone through in his life, but this is yet another example of him going out of his way to make someone happy.

Vancouver Canucks

@Canucks

1 year

Last weekend, Hayley and her family were displaced after a devastating house fire. After hearing about it on Twitter, the #Canucks community came from all over with support! 💙 Hayley joined us last night and was able to meet one of her favourite Canucks, Brock Boeser!

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 months

The “good ol Canadian kid” thing has to be one of the most outdated boomer shit takes in hockey. How is it still a thing when Canada is losing/lost its top spot on the international stage? Is Skinner getting lit up by Kazakhstan in the Olympics gonna wake these morons up?

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

5 months

Guys… I think Rutherford can handle the Vancouver market.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 years

“OEL COULDNT EVEN HANDLE A BAG SKATE, TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD TRADE” #Canucks

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@canuckscapmess

1 month

@CraigSMorgan @azhockeylegacy Checks will probably bounce

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

4 years

@SanJoseSharks @ozzywiesblatt Canucks fan here. That was one of the classiest things I have ever seen. Huge amount of respect for the San Jose Sharks organization. Congrats Ozzy! Hope to see you on the Sharks for a long time! Wow.

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@canuckscapmess

8 months

@ChrisConte79 @jrdnsvge

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@canuckscapmess

2 months

Is Frank aware that there’s a certain douche factor that comes with him lol?

Taj

@taj1944

2 months

Seravalli on Edmonton radio: There's a certain douche factor that comes with Vancouver...There's this whole we want to tell you how wealthy we are. In Edmonton it's we work here. Love that. We wear our blue jeans and we work and we get dirty. Those are my people. (1440)

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 years

@RealKyper People lose their jobs and this is your response? 🤔

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

9 months

Höglander should be in the lineup over Beauvillier #Canucks

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

10 months

Mcdavid is a shitty captain. I said what I said.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 years

If you’re pissed about a 2-4-1 home stand and yet ANOTHER PP goal against us, be as pissed off as you want. If you’re getting excited that the team has started to play better hockey the past few games, be as excited as you want. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. #Canucks

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

1 year

You know, this one hits hard. Didn’t know Deb, but probably like a lot of you on here I grew up with her on my parents TV. She’s a fixture in my childhood memories. RIP Deb Hope. All of the best to her family and friends 🙏

Global BC

@GlobalBC

1 year

It is with very heavy hearts that we announce the passing of our beloved Deb Hope. She was one of the most iconic faces in B.C. for decades and will be deeply missed. We are thinking of her family and loved ones. RIP Deb.

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3 months

😢

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@canuckscapmess

10 months

Not ONCE did I see that 2024 5th round pick drive the net like that.. #Canucks

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@canuckscapmess

5 days

I’m not a fan of JT the politician, but I couldn’t watch this and not feel bad for him. He gave a 10/10 answer to a dipsh*t that didn’t deserve the PM’s time.

Clinton Desveaux

@ClintonDesveaux

5 days

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau sounds amazing in this, you can see he is angry when his family vacation time with his kids is called a “story” and a “narrative” by a far right YouTuber who stocked him and followed him to BC from Alberta #cdnpoli #cdnpolitics

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 years

Posting this pic of Allvin with hair for good luck #Canucks

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@canuckscapmess

5 months

@DhaliwalSports Rick after posting this:

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@canuckscapmess

2 months

@FriedgeHNIC Friedge my man the bar for that is not high.

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@canuckscapmess

2 months

@3SonsAndNoTime I dunno, he kinda came off as a crybaby here 😂 I don’t support anything outside of general hockey trolling, but to go out of his way to comment on a fanbase that’s living rent free in his head is an extremely tough look.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 years

Just speaking for myself here, but I don’t think Petey should be in the AHL #Canucks

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@canuckscapmess

9 months

#ForeverACanuck 💙💚

Travis Wall

@Travis_A_Wall

9 months

@TheStanchion Luckily the @Canucks paid a guy to sabotage the Canadians skates tonight

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@canuckscapmess

5 months

Im ready

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@canuckscapmess

2 years

I’m getting drunk on PODKOLZIN #Canucks

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

3 months

@JGabo653 @DrCanadiaMD Looks like a pretty chill couple. I’d ask them if they wanted to go on a double date with the Mrs.

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@canuckscapmess

4 months

Give him the Kings game Saturday. If they win, ride him till Demko comes back. If they lose, there’s a couple of days worth of divided Canucks Twitter entertainment.

CanucksPlace

@canucksplace

4 months

Arturs Silovs since his callup: 2-0-0 1.50 GAA .945 SV%

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

4 years

@GoldenKnights His name is Thatcher Demko. And he’s the reason your team lost confidence.

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@canuckscapmess

10 months

@FriedgeHNIC The Leafs don’t deserve the Strokes

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@canuckscapmess

2 months

@wiley_canuck Remember how Miller and others owned their part on the GWG last game?

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@canuckscapmess

9 months

Oh I am 100% tuning into the Oilers postgame show after this game 😂

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

1 year

👀👀

Sportsnet PR

@SportsnetPR

1 year

It's time Canada! 🇨🇦🏒 @Sportsnet unveils 2023 #StanleyCup Playoffs First Round coverage details 👀👇 Exclusive coverage starts Monday across the following platforms: 📺 @Sportsnet , @City_tv , @OMNITelevision & CBC 📻 @FAN590 📱 SN NOW Full Schedule ➡️

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

8 months

@DNVR_Rudo A list of people saying this:

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@canuckscapmess

1 month

@TopDownHockey Porn bots don’t count

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

1 year

I’m seeing the “THEY HAVE NO PLAN” takes on here again, so I’m gonna say this again.. Disagreeing with the #Canucks plan doesn’t mean they don’t have a plan.

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@canuckscapmess

5 months

Elliotte Friedman

@FriedgeHNIC

5 months

Pettersson AAV is $11.6M

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@canuckscapmess

1 year

I will not get my hopes up about next season I will not get my hopes up about next season I will not get my hopes up about next season I will not get my hopes up about next season I will not get my hopes up about next season #Canucks

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@canuckscapmess

1 month

@RearAdBsBlog @FlaPanthers They just don’t like you. It’s not a crowd you belong with at anytime during the season. I’m sorry you can’t see that lol.

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 years

I don’t know what was said, and I’m not going to speculate, but with all of this talk about Troy and his dad I figured I’d tweet about one of my favourite #Canucks goals: Troy scoring against St Louis in the bubble for his dad 💙💚

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Kyle

@canuckscapmess

2 years

I used to watch every #Canucks game I possibly could. My evenings are usually pretty occupied now, but I still managed to score watch or catch the highlights. But at this point, I’m just starting to lose interest lol. Why watch THIS? Make some moves, do something? It’s broken.

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@canuckscapmess

8 months

Ferraro ripping Kuzmenko 👀 Something something conflict of interest gonna be too much of a homer

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@canuckscapmess

1 year

@PredsFanBrett33 @Sportsnet @SanJoseSharks “Propaganda” lmfao. Love to tell you this, but you’re not the martyr you think you are.

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10 months

I’m gonna be honest, I’d hate to be a #Canucks player in the locker room right now. Tocchet is gonna lay into them.

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