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Joined April 2018
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@NHL_Bouchard
Ahmed
2 months
The 2024 Florida Panthers cup will go down as the most forgotten/irrelevant cup in NHL history Couple days after and nobody gives a shit 💀💀
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4 months
Found them
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@habitual_canuck
Evan
7 months
Can someone help me find the Oilers? #Canucks
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Ahmed
2 months
YOU WANTED TO GO TO A WHAT??
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4 months
Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl (the best 2 players in the league) have a playoff game scheduled at almost 11pm eastern on a Sunday night Gary Bettman is one very intelligent man
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4 months
Zach Hyman has more career playoff goals than Auston Matthews 💀 Generational goal scorer???
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2 months
Possibly Marino, Sergachev and Montour Utah built a D core better than the Oilers’ in 3 days 💀
@NHL_Watcher
NHL Watcher
2 months
Friedman on Utah (32TP): "They are going to be in on Brandon Montour if he hits the market for Florida"
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Ahmed
7 months
The McDavid celly on his own lmao
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Ahmed
2 months
This may be the best Top 6 in Oilers history. My god 🔥
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3 months
The Bobrovsky linsanity run is over. The Oilers have broke through This series just getting started
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4 months
Oilers and Canucks fans
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Ahmed
3 months
Matthew Tkachuk escaped to the eastern conference to avoid McDavid and Draisaitl. Now he’s got them in the cup finals YOU CANT HIDE BUDDY
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Ahmed
4 months
To Flames, Kings and Avs fans Canucks fans are a different type of headache I never knew existed
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Ahmed
7 months
If this loser ass team ends trading for someone like Guenztel or Buchnevich after cheating the cap again, I’m gonna lose my fucking mind
@CF_Transactions
CapFriendly Transactions
7 months
IR → LTIR Jack Eichel (C) | VGK #VegasBorn
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Ahmed
3 years
Mark Schiefele is a fucking loser man
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18 days
I really hope the extra 700K was worth it for Dylan Holloway and his agent to leave a perennial cup contender for an aging basement team Money makes people do crazy things
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Ahmed
3 months
Rogers Place hasn’t stop buzzing since the puck was dropped and we’re down 3-0 This is the fanbase that deserves a Stanley Cup man. Not the irrelevant Florida team
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Ahmed
2 months
This is so embarrassing oh my god, fans of other sports are laughing at them in the comments 😭😭
@FlaPanthers
Florida Panthers
2 months
SAY IT WITH US BAR-KY BAR-KY BAR-KY
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Ahmed
3 months
We started 2-9-1 and y’all think this SEASON IS OVER???? OILERS IN FUCKING 7EVEN
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Ahmed
3 months
This is the most disgusting team full of divers I’ve ever seen. Have some fucking shame
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Ahmed
5 months
Georgiev reeks, Oettinger Stinks, Hellebuyck is beatable and Demko is down The time is now Edmonton
@FriedgeHNIC
Elliotte Friedman
5 months
Hearing Thatcher Demko injured and questionable for rest of series
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Ahmed
3 months
Canucks fans are crying more than Florida fans after that loss Go outside 😭😭
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Ahmed
3 years
Matthews looks unhappy in Toronto. They need to surround him with talent and stop wasting him. He could want out soon 😉😉
@TheReplayGuy
Fuck Dave Portnoy ⬇️
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Ahmed
2 months
I better not see any “Give Bowman a shot and stop being so damn negative” bullshit from anyone one of you Oilers fans Fuck him and keep him the fuck out of our city
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Ahmed
3 months
As you should 👍
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@tommykippes2
Tommy
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eVeRyOnE ChEeR fOr "CaNaDaS tEaM"
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Ahmed
5 months
For being often called the “centre of hockey” this Toronto crowd is the most embarrassing thing I ever seen
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Ahmed
6 months
Craig Conroy purposely didn’t take the Oilers offer for Tanev (best offer) cause of the rivalry. Then decided to trade his best asset in Hanifin to a division rival for absolute peanuts Craig Conroy is either a genius or an idiot and he’s definitely not a genius
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Ahmed
3 months
2 wins away from the cup final and 6 wins away from the Stanley Cup Bro I’m an Oilers fan how is this real 💀
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Ahmed
4 years
Friendly reminder that Jesse Puljujarvi has more goals than Nathan Mackinnon, Evgeni Malkin, Jack Eichel, Taylor Hall and Mika Zibanejad 😉😉
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Ahmed
4 months
“Norris trophy lock and so amazing ♥️” Vs. “Useless bum who sucks”
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Ahmed
3 months
Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl in a winner take all game is gonna be the most legendary shit in NHL history Getting chills already
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Ahmed
4 months
This hurts man. A couple more saves and we’re up 3-0 in the series with a chance to sweep at home. Pain
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Ahmed
4 months
Dallas ain’t as scary as everyone is making them out to be. We can take them Oilers in 6. Talk 🔜
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Ahmed
3 months
Start 2-9-1, coach fired, down 3-2 to Vancouver, Pickard has to play, down 2-1 to Dallas, Down 3-0 to Florida and now game 7 in the cup finals This script holy
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Ahmed
3 months
The Edmonton Oilers can win the Stanley Cup today Lmao holy fuck
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Ahmed
4 months
Man I take the Oilers for granted sometimes. Watching any other team is a snooze fest my god
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Ahmed
3 years
Mark Spector just said not to fire Dave Tippett and said Mcdavid and Draisaitl need to step up. I hate this guy with a passion
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Ahmed
3 months
For someone who hasn’t played meaningful NHL games in months and was thrown into the midst of the WCF on short notice I thought Philip Broberg played well, good on em
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Ahmed
4 months
They’ve forgotten about you 74. They say you can’t handle the pressure 74. They said you can’t make a save 74. They say you're overrated 74. They say the series is over 74. How will you respond 74? 👀
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Ahmed
4 years
Leon Draisaitl: • Two 105+ point seasons • 50 Goal season •Art Ross trophy winner Matthews, Mackinnon, Eichel and Panarin combined: •ZERO 100 point seasons •ZERO 50 goal seasons •ZERO Art Ross trophies Quit sleeping on Leon Draisaitl. #LetsGoOilers
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Ahmed
4 months
To the worst and most annoying fanbase in the entire league. We are so honoured to eliminate you 👍. All that cockiness and yapping, SEE YOU THE FUCK LATERRRRRRRR
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Ahmed
4 months
I just wanna say Dylan Holloway is gonna be a very special player. He’s having an unreal playoffs. What a dawg
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Ahmed
5 months
Canada’s team is locked in 🤫
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3 months
Flames fans parading behind a guy who told y’all and your city to go fuck itself (Matthew Tkachuk) is the most flames shit ever 💀
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Ahmed
3 years
Elliotte Friedman telling Bob Stauffer to stop running Ethan Bear outta town is why he’s a king 🔥🔥
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Ahmed
3 months
Philip Broberg with the same number of playoff goals as Auston Matthews, Elias Pettersen and Mitch Marner. He’s played 2 games 👀 “Bustberg” they called him 🤫🤫🤫
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Ahmed
23 days
Broberg hasn’t changed his mind about wanting to leave according to Friedman. The Blues wanted Holloway and Broberg in a package for Pavel Buchnevich What the fuck Holland?
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3 months
They can’t hang, dam will break eventually
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Ahmed
2 months
Huh weird every Oilers GM tells me it’s impossible to clear cap.
@reporterchris
Chris Johnston
2 months
The #TBLightning have cleared $11.15M in cap space for next season in a matter of minutes with the Mikhail Sergachev and Tanner Jeannot trades. No salary retained in either case.
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2 years
Zach Hyman has more points than anyone on the Leafs 😭😭
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19 days
Dylan Holloway is firing his agent so fast for getting him into this mess lmao
@frank_seravalli
Frank Seravalli
19 days
Hockey world waits for #Oilers to render decisions Tuesday on #stlblues offer sheets to Philip Broberg and Dylan Holloway. Recent trades mean everything is still on the table cap-wise, but I wouldn't be surprised if both Broberg and Holloway become Blues tomorrow. We'll see.
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4 months
Canucks are 11-0 in Chris Rooney games for a reason 🤷
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Ahmed
3 months
I’m on the verge of tears , that’s MY fucking team
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Ahmed
3 months
Mattias Janmark may the biggest “where the fuck you learn to do that” player I have ever seen
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Ahmed
2 years
“Oilers will fold against the Kings” “The Flames are way too strong for the Oilers to handle” Now it’s “The Avalanche will absolutely run through the Oilers” Heard it all and here we are. We ain’t scared 😈😈
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2 years
Nobody deserves this WCF appearances more than Ryan Nugent-Hopkins. He’s been through years of failure with this team and never complained once. Even signed up for 8 more years. Enjoy this Nuge you deserve it more than anyone
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2 years
Connor McDavid and (one legged) Leon Draisaitl are still 1 and 2 in playoff scoring despite being eliminated over 2 weeks ago What a historic run from both of them man
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1 year
Now that Connor McDavid has hit 60 goals I never wanna hear Auston Matthews in the same breath as him ever again
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Ahmed
1 year
Watching game 7 OT when your team isn’t involved >>>>>
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Canucks fans before game 6 “THIS SERIES IS OVER SEE YA LATER ASSMONTON BUNCH OF FRAUD BUMS HAHAHA” After game 6” if we win game 7 nice if not, I’m so proud of the team they worked so hard all year and we’re all just happy to be here ♥️♥️🥺🥺” Backpedaling is in full force 👀
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2 years
@DarrenDreger So you can just have longer periods in between stick handles even tho you still had possession anyway? How cool and fun 👍
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Ahmed
3 months
Why does the LA Kings R1 series feel like it was 4 months ago, Lowkey forgot that even happened 💀
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3 months
The Edmonton Oilers play a Stanley cup final game today Lol holy fuck
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Thank you @StLouisBlues . Your offer sheets finally got us the Cody Ceci trade we wanted for years Lmao
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Ahmed
4 months
The call went their way and they’re still crying. You can’t make this up 💀
@TheStanchion
Wyatt Arndt
4 months
Hey, Edmonton told me jumping is all it takes to count something as a charge. Clear as day.
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2 years
Imma be have to honest. What Auston Matthews is doing is fucking insane man. 51 in 50 games holy shit
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2 years
One positive about Jack Campbell: He won’t scream at our young/rookie defenceman on every goal against 💯
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Ahmed
3 months
If Connor McDavid says don’t doubt us. You don’t doubt us Oilers in fucking 6ix
@reporterchris
Chris Johnston
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Connor McDavid: "I'm looking forward to people doubting us again."
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Ahmed
2 years
Oilers logic: Want to trade Jesse Puljujarvi: - Good at Hockey - Great person - loved by the fans Want to bring in Jake Virtanen: - Ass at hockey - Bad person - Many fans don’t want him Make it make sense already.
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Ahmed
3 years
@NHLBlackhawks Unreal hire! Y’all won’t be disappointed!
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4 months
Oilers are in the WCF, Evan Bouchard is making NHL history and Mark Spector is finally getting canceled What a time to be alive holy
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3 months
Dude we are 1 win away from the Stanley Cup Finals I genuinely can’t believe my eyes, what a ride
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2 months
Ryan Rishaug waking up to tweet “I get the sense the Oilers will be very quiet” every single year on free agency day
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Guys Thatcher Demko is fine, he’s just resting and getting ready to play Dallas next round
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Rick Dhaliwal
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Multiple sources say Thatcher Demko won’t be ready for training camp and preseason games. The club is hopeful he is ready for the regular season opener but even that seems to be in question at this late stage of the summer. Drance and Dhaliwal
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Ahmed
2 months
Anybody who enjoys the heat is an insane weirdo. Winter clears this shit so heavily
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Ahmed
3 months
Wait till he finds out this has been the highest viewership of the Stanley Cup final since 2018 💀
@jabo_vancouver
JABO Vancouver
3 months
The NHL wonders why the Cup Final is struggling to grab viewers. Another 2 days off between games. It just kills the excitement for the fans of teams not in it. Meanwhile trades and signings are going on and that's way more exciting if you aren't a Panthers or Oilers fan.
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3 years
2 straight seasons of the Oilers being the favourites and getting bounced in Round 1 Connor McDavid put up one of the best seasons statistically in NHL history Mike Smith put up a Vezina like season That’s enough for me, you only get so many chances Fire Dave Tippett
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Ahmed
2 years
Mark Spector’s obsession with Jesse Puljujarvi is starting to get genuinely creepy
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2 years
The Oilers are 6-0 with Vincent Desharnais in the lineup. The answer? 👀
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2 months
C. Brown at 1M Janmark at 1.4M Perry at 1.4M (with performance incentives) Skinner at 3M Arvidsson at 4M Stetcher at league min basically for 2 years For a guy who doesn’t want the GM job, Jeff Jackson sure as hell looks worthy of it 👍
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So this is what Vegas fans feel like hey. I like it
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Ahmed
4 months
See you Saturday Dallas Stars nation
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Paul Coffey didn’t want the job and was great at it Jeff Jackson doesn’t want the job and is amazing at it New tactic, only hire people who don’t wanna be here 👍
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4 months
Start the season 2-9-1, fire the coach, rattle off 16 in a row to get back into the playoff race and have Cinderella story Calvin Pickard lead us all the way through This documentary is gonna break the box office my god
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Ahmed
3 years
Matthews and Marner COMBINED for 1 GOAL in the entire series Now imagine the reaction if McDavid and Draisaitl did that 🤔
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Ahmed
2 years
Just remember the Oilers were well out of a playoff spot before Jay Woodcroft took over. They’re now pretty much a lock for second in the division and have the most points in the league since. Jay Woodcroft deserves the Jack Adams I don’t care.
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Ahmed
6 months
David Pagnotta getting ready to tweet “I’m also hearing” this trade deadline
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2 months
Frank Seravalli snitched on the Leafs and made them pay a premium on the Chris Tanev contract now Love this guy 😭😭
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Ahmed
4 months
Wish him nothing but the best man. That’s terrifying my god
@PuckReportNHL
NHL News
4 months
“Vancouver Canucks winger Brock Boeser is expected to miss Game 7 against Edmonton with a blood clotting issue.  The exact timeline for his return is unknown, but several sources stressed this, thankfully, is not considered a life-threatening situation.”
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4 years
I just lost my Grandpa to Covid-19. I’m at a loss for words. Didn’t even get to see or say anything to him. This one truly truly hurts. Keep your loved ones close, you won’t know how long they’ll be here. RIP and may God protect him 🖤🖤
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Ahmed
3 years
Connor McDavid really finished the season with 72 more points than the Anaheim Ducks leading scorer
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Ahmed
3 years
If Mikko Koskinen did what Mike Smith did the last 2 games he’d be bullied for it forever. Edmonton MSM and fans pick and choose who to call out
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4 years
I hope Dave Tippett learned a very valuable lesson. Never scratch Evan Bouchard ever again
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