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Sean Gentille

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The new, improved NHL Player Tiers are here. We made a list, then passed it around to ~ 20 NHL executives, coaches, analysts and scouts, trying to build a consensus ranking of the league's 125 players, split into four groups. This is that list.

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Sean Gentille

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4 years

my advice to anyone at an unpaid internship — steal from them. big stuff too. take the copier. roll it right onto the elevator.

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i agree

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“what’s your favorite film ending in history?”

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see, this is why making fake front pages then putting stickers on them is a bad idea

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7 years

my latest short film.

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4 years

in 2007, I stole a toilet from the Baltimore Sun

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2 years

Turned on the TSN feed just in time

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4 years

enough is enough, someone feed steve kornacki

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1 year

The doctor from Arrested Development.

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1 year

Nick Chubb dislocated his left knee and tore his MCL, PCL, and LCL with cartilage damage on October 10, 2015 vs. Tennessee. He injured the same knee tonight vs. Pittsburgh.

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4 years

it’s been almost a year, and there’s still no explanation. I think about it every day

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6 years

wow, an anonymous NFL scout just told me Kyler Murray is actually two six-year-olds in a trench coat.

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4 years

True story: In 1978, Eddie Van Halen got so pissed at David Lee Roth backstage that he threw a bowl of guacamole at him. The guac didn’t hit Roth. It hit Steve Perry, though, and Steve Perry cried.

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4 years

drew brees paid $33 to end racism

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4 years

The Covid virus could not stop Harrison Ford’s ongoing quest to kill himself in an airplane crash.

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Actor and longtime aviation enthusiast Harrison Ford was piloting a plane at the Hawthorne Airport in Los Angeles on April 24 when he crossed a runway where another aircraft was landing.

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3 years

zac rinaldo has turned down the first cheap shot of his life

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7 years

You're welcome, Chainsmockers.

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4 years

the NHL isn’t doing anything because it doesn’t give a shit about any of this, never have and never will.

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2 years

Update from the Backyard Brawl: They’re out of beer. Not a joke.

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5 years

i would like to speak to the Coronavirus’s manager

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Americans need to know date certain when this will end. The uncertainty for businesses, parents and kids is just not sustainable.

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4 years

@tmorello i too enjoy the band Rage Alongside The Machine

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6 years

Derrick Rose’s Halloween costume is 2011 Derrick Rose. It’s pretty good.

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3 years

eating at the bar next to an old guy, and he said “I’ve been thinking about you” to his Reuben right before biting into it.

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3 years

some sad personal news — my wedding to Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend has been canceled. respect our privacy please.

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6 years

huge news in the race for the worst NBA free agency jersey photoshop

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2 years

A little more directly, you get to make a "personal choice" if you're homophobic, but if you're an ally ... gotta do what's best for the room. Interesting tactic.

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2 years

Blackhawks pulled the plug on Pride jerseys for the entire roster? Huh. At the GM meetings, I asked Gary Bettman if the idea of respecting an individual's choice, like Ivan Provorov, applied to players who actually want to wear Pride jerseys.

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3 years

in the regular season, it would be

SidneyCup: Hockey God Genius (Jeff)

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@seangentille TBL's Power Play should be illegal.

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5 years

Minkah Fitzpatrick has the most interceptions by a Steelers DB since 2010, and he’s played in 6.5 games.

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Trevor Zegras often looks like a guy who’s spent 15 years watching Patrick Kane highlights, because he is.

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3 years

Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin both have 69 career playoff goals.

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4 years

wow, swastika, confederate flag and gee whiz what’s that other one

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7 years

The Jags draft a huge, fast RB to tackle guys returning Blake Bortles interceptions.

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3 years

Tom Wilson has been fined whatever is left on his Dave and Buster’s Power Card (maximum allowable by CBS)

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4 months

VGK fan Kenneth was already in line waiting to Logan Thompson’s autograph when he heard about the trade. Thompson signed his jersey and said “guess you gotta get a new one.”

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3 years

@ReeseW no Reese Witherspoon I’m not

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8 years

JR SMITH. @sportingnews

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3 years

the most aesthetically fucked up football game ever played

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2 years

the solution for Vegas is probably to add the most expensive player they possibly can

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5 months

/simmons voice

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6 years

Pierre just said that the team up 3-1 is “a legitimate threat to win this series.” I want to walk into the ocean.

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6 years

if you wear pants of any type while working from home, you’re a cop

The Wall Street Journal

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No, you shouldn't be wearing sweatpants to work—even when you work from home

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3 years

only question is how long I’d end up in jail

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James Corden, Camila Cabello, Billy Porter and Idina Menzel stopped traffic in LA for a flash mob with a cover of Jennifer Lopez’s “Let’s Get Loud” to promote #CinderellaMovie

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4 years

ah yes, john lennon, famously safe in new york city

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Brian Kilmeade tries to dunk on Bill de Blasio's "Imagine" reference by saying that "John Lennon wouldn't be safe in this city right now."

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Thursday: Wow, Colin Holderman has ruined the Pirates season Saturday: Wow, Colin Holderman has ruined the Pirates season Sunday: Wow, Colin Holderman has ruined the Pirates season Wednesday: Wow, Colin Holderman has ruined the Pirates season

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4 years

can't live in fear. the flu kills more people every year.

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ALERT: There is a large black bear in the Highland Park neighborhood. The bear is calm (currently resting under a tree), but it is a wild animal and is unpredictable. Avoid the area if you are not here. If you live in Highland Park, get indoors.

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5 years

big 2002 energy - critically acclaimed performance for adam sandler - a war

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5 years

All due respect, this is and can never be the worst Burger King in the world. In 2014, the South Side BK lost its franchise license but got away with pretending to still be a BK for months. MONTHS. People only realized when they started serving food in plain wrappers and cups.

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'Worst Burger King in the world' closes on Market St.

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Logan Thompson found out about the trade this morning - the phone woke him up at about 9 a.m. So he came to the Sphere knowing he’d have the world’s weirdest autograph session.

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barry trotz was fired because he traded devon toews for two second-round picks

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3 years

If you ever wondered, Monday was proof — Gary Bettman and the NHL are who we thought they were. The worst parts of a bad day, and why they were so bad:

Gentille: Gary Bettman and the NHL are who we thought they were

The NHL can get better -- Gary Bettman's press conference on Monday proved he doesn't want it to.

www.nytimes.com

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3 years

still hard to believe that the NHL rolled basically every game into ESPN+(well priced, good product, lots of people already use it) after so many years of NHLTV (hundreds of dollars, extremely bad, loathed by all, used by few)

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Derrick Henry, new Raven … Xavier Worthy, new Chief… can’t wait to see how the Steelers unleash Van Jefferson

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9 years

🎵His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his hoodie already; Martin Shkreli🎵

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7 years

which athlete will go blind today? my money is on ryan lochte.

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10 years

Tallahassee PD says Winston didn't fumble.

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7 years

the best, most subtle part of the Western PA accent is dropping "to be." I was always cognizant of most of the other stuff, but I made it well into adulthood before realizing that "my car needs washed" is a weird thing to say.

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“I just don’t know how they got inside...”

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2 years

When Chris Pronger found out we had eight d-men ahead of him in the NHL99, he wanted to know who they were. I cut a deal — I'd tell him if he guessed correctly. He did in order, and gave scouting reports/anecdotes about them. It was a blast.

NHL99: Scouting the defensemen who are above Chris Pronger, with Chris Pronger

Chris Pronger offers his scouting reports on the guys our NHL99 panel deemed to be better than him.

www.nytimes.com

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2 years

what I do instead of typing the homie’s last name

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5 years

the Pittsburgh Zoo logo has a gorilla and a lion in the negative space. i am so very bored

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7 years

This is how the catfish tosser did it, in his words. This is how he committed his terrible crime.

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4 years

The owner of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette is a soft, weird and stupid man whose only accomplishment is destroying what was handed to him, so the Trump endorsement makes sense.

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3 years

it’s not

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3 years

haven’t seen a finish like that since Kodak black

NHL GIFs

@NHLGIFs

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. @Cmakar8 is at it again 🤯

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4 years

cuomo has his “if I’ve lost Cronkite” moment

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7 years

Mitch Marner made it onstage after all!

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11 years

A few hours after Emerson Etem, Emerson Poopem.

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2 years

Kenny gets to put his shit in a uhaul and move from bates street to cranberry or whatever

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7 years

The true battle of Pennsylvania has arrived.

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Ryan Shazier has feeling in his legs, per @WPXI .

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7 years

Seriously, the Steelers just clowned the Penguins in front of ... everybody. What a humiliating situation for them.

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10 years

"Stone Cold" Madison Bumgarner. http://t.co/E0YYH91EAF

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2 years

Crosby should’ve asked them to remove all doubt and set Malkin’s AAV at $6.187.

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5 years

“And with the 49th pick in the 2020 NFL Draft, the Pittsburgh Steelers select Travis Etienne”

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4 months

Logan Thompson is, indeed on the concourse signing autographs. The line is long and getting longer.

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7 years

Jalen Ramsey just called Mike Mitchell “Mike what’s-his-name.”

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4 months

Imagine how many Conn Smythes McDavid would've won if he scored a goal in one of his team's four losses.

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1 year

Re: the Coyotes, I keep coming back to this — I feel bad for their fans, but every single stadium deal on the books, going back decades, has been a complete and utter grift, and I respect Tempe for calling bullshit when their time came.

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7 years

pizza hut is better than papa john’s and domino’s is miles better than both. i will not be taking questions at this time.

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Pizza Hut is the next pizza of the NFL after Papa John's breakup with the league

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3 years

Moses Moody broke Kendrick Perkins

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7 years

This is amazing: A woman was ready to jump off a bridge near PNC Park. The guy who saved her -- tonight's ump.

MLB umpire saves woman from edge of Roberto Clemente Bridge in Pittsburgh

John Tumpane was returning from a midday run and lunch when he saw a woman climb over the railing of the Roberto Clemente Bridge.

www.post-gazette.com

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2 years

they’re handing out Kit Kats at Sheldon Keefe’s house tonight. doesn’t sound like those are Marner’s favorite — he’s a Twizzlers guy — and frankly, you gotta wonder what that means for Keefe moving forward.

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7 years

Kylo Ren is one of the very best characters in Star Wars history. Might be the most compelling, period. Adam Driver is fantastic. Carry on.

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7 years

"One alcohol please."

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2 years

Dude just rolled up to a line with mango White Claws screaming “THIS IS ALL THEY HAVE”

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1 year

Don't yell "conspiracy" about the lottery results. Be mad the Blackhawks had a pick in the first place.

NHL Draft Lottery 2023 full results as Blackhawks win No. 1 pick, chance at Connor Bedard

The Chicago Blackhawks won the Connor Bedard sweepstakes Monday, securing the No. 1 pick in the 2023 NHL Draft. The Anaheim Ducks — the favorite to win this year's lottery — and Columbus Blue Jackets...

www.nytimes.com

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4 years

Truly disgusting and shameful stuff going on at the Post-Gazette, a great newspaper owned and run by toxic, racist losers. Solidarity to the many, many, many good and talented people who work there.

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4 years

if you hate thanksgiving food, it’s because whoever in your family cooks sucks at cooking. good evening.

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4 years

Mike Vrabel spitting out a lipper on live TV doesn’t crack the top five funniest things that just took place at his house.

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7 years

homer simpson has a crayon stuck in his brain.

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2 years

do not report this fake account; it is good

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2 years

the dallas stars have dragged the calgary flames into hell

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4 years

good LORD. you know you’ve stepped in shit when Giant Eagle has the moral high ground.

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🚨Woah. It appears that **Giant freakin' Eagle** has "made the decision to halt sales of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette .... until the publication demonstrates an equal commitment to all those in the communities it serves."

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2 years

Wrote about Mitchell Miller and the Bruins' stupid, ugly, unsurprising decision. Mask off for the NHL, yet again.

The Bruins’ decision to sign Mitchell Miller is another ugly, mask-off moment for hockey

Pro sports is an immoral enterprise, and hockey does a worse job of hiding that than its peers.

www.nytimes.com

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1 year

Why would anyone want to see this shit anymore

Pete Blackburn

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Everything hurts just watching this

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6 years

“why does anybody care about the royal wedding? why would anyone waste their time?” i say as i settle in for the 44th of 162 yearly three-hour baseball games.

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3 years

great shot of Jake Guentzel and Evan Rodrigues