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@hnjohnso And before people say it’s not fair to blame the poor grandma, we had to basically steal my grandma’s car because she refused to stop driving after causing multiple accidents and being nearly blind. She simply didn’t give a shit if she killed people, she wanted to drive to lunch.

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@HannahPosted My only real prejudice is against Disney Adults and I will never apologize.

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@TString5 @BravoKiloActual @vedbedagy @HerbsandDirt Exactly. Men always do this, they always think they are the exception, young at heart or so attractive or whatever. Most people want to date near their age. If he won’t date someone decades older why would he assume a woman would want to?

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@realgirl_fieri Kids are on iPads too much. If you’re at a restaurant, it makes me sad. If you can’t get through a quick target run without a toddler watching a show, that’s bad. Kids existed for a billion years without these devices and we have no idea what it will do to their brains.

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@2chis1dogmom @hnjohnso Omg that’s so awful and not surprising!! My grandma would have a big dent in her car and have no memory of hitting anything. I think she was telling the truth, just didn’t notice or remember.

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@CartoonsHateHer Omg your son is one of the Twitter people who don’t want kids to be in public! Problematic toddler! (You’re doing great.)

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@realgirl_fieri Independence. Fancy family lets kid walk somewhere in Manhattan? Cool vibe, love it, gossip girl. Rural/lower income suburban kid kicking it alone in the yard? Call the police.

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@Corbiesnest @hnjohnso ♥️ It was awful and she did blast through a construction zone once (everyone was yelling and waving, she thought they were just saying hi and telling her she had a cute car) but she didn’t hurt anyone. So glad it’s over!!

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@clhubes I do remodels and my husband is a residential architect so our friends always ask us advice about renovations and half of my life is just warning people that removing cabinets from kitchens and replacing with pretty tile and two small floating shelves will ruin their lives.

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@CarissasNewLife I grew up around a lot of homeschoolers. The hatred of school was unsettling, it struck me as laziness. Easier to let a kid wander around the yard than teach him math. Almost all the kids have really struggled in adulthood.

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@realgirl_fieri My hospital didn’t have a nursery. Baby never left my side. Super hard after a c section but k. I called about a $4k “nursery fee” on my bill. Apparently they refer to the plastic bassinet next to the bed as a “nursery” now. Lol. Feels like a perfect visual.

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@thoughtsofzahra @hnjohnso It sucks because it is an attack on their autonomy but idk what the alternative is. If you can’t drive you can’t drive.

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@A1exStein @jeremypgordon Literally saw an Airbnb that required you to mow the lawn on the weekend. Never again.

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3 years

@DrJBhattacharya I live in Seattle where it has been circulating since fall 2019 at least. When ppl pretend we could have stopped it with lockdowns they are lying, so many of us already had it by March 2020.

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@anulman @united Babe, you chose to fly. During a pandemic. If you’re afraid, stay home. If you actually feared for your life, you would not be in a crowded airport hoping cheap Target masks will save your life. You’re faking and it’s tacky.

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@clhubes I experienced something similar recently! A preschool mom friend whose husband is a partner at a top accounting firm told me that they experience “wealth judgment” from family and friends. I was speechless. I like her so much but SOS.

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@realgirl_fieri Pick Mes/Not Like Other Girls. Also, not sure how to put it exactly, but false intimacy types? Like you meet someone and they are just way too…familiar or something? I don’t think it makes you a bad person but I find it unsettling.

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@jduffyrice He was awaiting trial for a misdemeanor. This is just unfathomably horrible.

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@angrybklynmom @kathygriffin @daniela127 I will never never never get over old people ranting about how babies and kids need to sacrifice for them. Never.

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@DermotKearney3 @Prolife_Sam @punishedkimbo Oh good. A male cardiologist has weighed in.

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@realgirl_fieri Two days worth of diapers, notoriously four thousand dollars.

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@AniseNot Learned during two pregnancies that having a baby is very threatening to older family members who still want to be The Parents and they soothe themselves by telling you what to do in areas big and small. Resist.

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3 years

@bessbell I put my three yo daughter’s spoon in her applesauce. “NO DIPPING INSIDE ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!” Her birthday was days ago and yesterday she was furious that I did NOT dip inside. This is gaslighting.

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@laracroftbarbie My head is empty? I shower without thinking about it? This is truly so strange lol.

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@jfitzgeraldMD Fourth degree tear and a c section. My daughters have my last name.

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@sarahradz_ The man who wrote the recent viral post about four + kids being easier has also written multiple times about how his wife does absolutely everything with the kids so he can focus on his business.

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@NoreenMasud This is perfect. Someone a few years ago contacted me to tell me she forgave me for stealing the boy she was in love with. He and I dated for years on and off and I literally had no idea she had any feelings about it. Very odd lol.

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@ArmandDoma I usually never sympathize with the man but holy lord that article! “My husband had to forgive me for little oopsies like cheating, trying to leave him, spending every family dollar, etc. I had to forgive him for providing for our family and being a harder worker.” My god.

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@VPrasadMDMPH I’m seeing ppl saying “we can’t have judges overruling public health officials.” We have clearly fucked up here. Unelected MPH people have somehow become the most powerful people in the country, and that was a big mistake.

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@realgirl_fieri Maybe this is bitchy but this feels like a safe space: parents who get friendly really fast and say things like “your kid is welcome at our house anytime” and then immediately ask you to watch their kids. “Look at this warm and fuzzy community!” It feels super icky to me.

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@vessvelikov @Corbiesnest @hnjohnso It was awful but mercifully no one was hit! Literally the most insane thing I’ve ever heard about, there was some huge wire hanging off her car, people were screaming at her, she genuinely never noticed.

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@sewistwrites A few weeks ago my five year old was happily playing with another 5yo while I held the bb and dog. I was like ten feet away. Other kid’s mom came over, thought she wanted to chat, muttered about “babysitting” my daughter. Like…they were totally happy and safe? So weird.

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@LauraRbnsn Omg how true is this. Everyone lionizes SAHM until they ask for something. Then they are lazy layabouts who live off men.

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@sarahradz_ Biggest regret of my life is telling people that I was having/had a scheduled c section. The amount of opinions, cruel comments, invasive questions, omg. This is good advice.

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@paxclementia @thechosenberg Lol my thought. The baby wasn’t tired, he was tired, so he had five hours of Me Time and did literally nothing useful.

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@alankel89244102 @Marky_1022 Friend who works at our enormous Seattle hospital was lamenting that they are completely overloaded. They have 38 covid patients. Not ICU. Total. If you are overloaded with 38 patients after two years to prepare, you should be publicly fired and we should all be able to boo.

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@imfleetwoodjack The two people who brought hard alcohol to our beer and wine wedding (beer and wine only because of them!) ended up in rehab later that year.

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@RyanNovosielski @hnjohnso I totally believe this. I’ve watched so many people yell at my TODDLER to “hurry the fuck up” while we are legally using crosswalks.

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@Stressed_afrn @EmmaSzewczak It actually is an abortion, I had one in the second tri last year when the fetus died. It was literally called an abortion in my records. We need to use the term, it’s not a bad word. People need abortions for many reasons, all valid.

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@realgirl_fieri Yeah I don’t really mean like watching a movie on a plane, I mean being attached to a screen all the time. Like, cannot get through a quick target run without a tv show.

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@ales_kot That’s because covering suicide as tho it’s some sort of noble form of protest is dangerous and stupid.

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@CartoonsHateHer The Emma Watson pictures are the perfect example of the pictures my friends take of me vs. the pictures my husband takes of me.

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@ecareyo Looks like a v low key prison. “Hansen was smiling at all the people.” What people? Deeply depressing.

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@CartoonsHateHer I’m very lib but these types really lose me with the “social death for a tweet ten years ago” vs. “car jacking is a victimless crime.”

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@milfsuki She was so over the top mean and low key homophobic! If you’re going to mock other people like this you better be extremely hot or extremely secure.

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@CarissasNewLife Forcing your older children to parent your younger children is ABUSE FULL STOP. Don’t have kids you don’t want to parent. I’m sorry.

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@its_kduff @jduffyrice My MIL is basically a diagnosed narcissist (she told us her therapist has suggested this but of course the therapist is wrong) and this is right. She isn’t even a mean or terrible person, she just has no idea that other people have their own needs. She is all that matters.

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@emilykmay @JPaulNorton And what’s the point? Who suffers if it is called Bring a Grownup Day instead of Being Mom day? This is a victimless kindness.

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@The_Feminist_TM In countries that have way more support for parents women still decide to have very few children. I think in these discussions we have to acknowledge that a lot of people don’t want kids when they have the choice.

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@billybinion Oh my god oh my god oh my god. The cruelty is the point.

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@CartoonsHateHer There’s a weird astroturf vibed thing with more trad accounts that is really anti birth control and it creeps me out.

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10 months

@ambernoelle Instead of simply changing zoning rules it is definitely easier to make everyone move to towns and cities they don’t want to live in, away from their jobs, friends and family.

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@taboo_red @aswinn It’s hopeless. These people don’t care about kids. They can still go to bars and fly to vacations. That’s all that matters to them.

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@AnneNotation Some people can’t afford microwave food they have to spend $80 on delivery McDonald’s, think about THOSE people.

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@sarahradz_ Every fucking day at preschool drop off some poor kid who looks like they should be in the ER. “He tested negative for Covid!” Awesome.

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3 years

@simonanlezark @chitribopinions It’s weird when the people who raised millennials criticize them for being raised...poorly.

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@stepville First date. Not crazy butterflies or anything just this intense calmness like I found my future. Together nine years married six.

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@mrsmeganeverly Very weird to use your mom’s grief to make this point.

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@TamyLien @choo_ek You are too worried about covid to go without a mask but not worried enough to skip a fucking nightclub? Hysterical. Also, lol that you expect to be thanked for wearing a mask at a nightclub. This is the funniest shit I’ve ever read.

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@emzanotti @Cluffalo The part where her husband put her ballet outfits in a shed or whatever because the kids needed the closet space…oof.

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@whstancil My most sincerely held political belief is that there should be only one Dakota.

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@aspiringpeasant This is wise. Lol what actually happened was the battery died in my grandma’s car and we told her that if she was competent to drive she should be able to figure out how to fix it. She could not so it just sat dead for a year.

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@iowalibrarian @lovesdogs1313 @JLCbamf @realgirl_fieri Right. My grandmother has been horrible to my mom most of her life, and now my mom is forced to be her daily unpaid caregiver. It’s honestly a disgusting societal failure.

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@clhubes I wish I could be more relaxed about this, it’s the part of parenting that’s the hardest for me. I hate being on time and getting messages like this!

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@hpmueller242 @helloshanwolf So strange. My MIL makes weird comments about how easy our lives are and how it won’t always be this way. Like, I genuinely feel that she is rooting for us to be less happy. It’s very unsettling.

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@sorkincel Reminds me of the most annoying thing I witnessed in awhile: guy who looked like this GLARING and rolling his eyes performatively at a mom soothing a tiny baby in a coffee shop while his large Samoyed licked the treat display by the counter.

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@lucabrasi29 @BeausoleilSarah @realgirl_fieri I have a five year old and a one year old 🙃

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@1BrownOnTheTown @hnjohnso I’m so sorry for your loss. But yes it’s very hard. It would be so much less hard if the government would make it more difficult to have a drivers license! My grandma’s excuse was always “well I have my license 🤷🏼‍♀️”

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@katefeetie Ugh. Just complained about back pain to my doctor and she was like “have you tried holding your baby in a better way, yoga, Pilates, weight lifting, physical therapy, swimming?” Lol of course not? Sorry to hear that this works tbqh.

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@clhubes LOVE. The other day I told my kid we could get ice cream but the line was 40 people long and my baby was about to melt down. Couldn’t disappoint her. Bb started melting. A man literally played peekaboo with her for *twenty five minutes* while we waited. I’ll remember him forever.

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@taylorsschumann Our in laws refused any vaccines before meeting our newborn. Instead they offered to “megadose” on like fifty supplements since no one knows what’s in vaccines. But we know exactly what is in unregulated supplements you can buy on Facebook.

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@JeromeAdamsMD @POTUS I think if they don’t acknowledge the protection prior infection gives it’s hard to take them seriously. I’m happily vaccinated but if they don’t tell the truth it makes me queasy. Feels like noble lying which…is still lying.

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@sewistwrites This 100% and also the many many people who claim that they taught themselves to read at age TWO. “Actually my mom promises I was a genius.” Everyone please be serious.

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@nycexpatmom We’ve taken weddings too far. This year a friend had two bach parties (one in Mexico), a wedding shower (across the country), a local wedding and a destination wedding. Then a post honeymoon celebration. Registered for all. It’s too much. I will celebrate your marriage only once.

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@clhubes Also do these people consider that we don’t all have RUGGED children? My three year old is freezing if it’s under 45°. Not such a blast to be at the park with a kid yelling “my face is ice HELP ME” 800 times.

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@zplerhop @BravoKiloActual I’m 34 and if he’s 49 I would never. Idc how cute you are, most women want to date someone within their decade at minimum.

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@angryarlmom Yep. It’s just an addiction to control now. If n95s work one way, forcing my three year old daughter to wear a cloth mask helps no one.

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@CartoonsHateHer *As our one year old crawled about the farm.* Ummmmmmmm naaahhhhhhh. I grew up partly on a farm. Babies don’t crawl around real farms. I’m sorry for this baby because this LARPing nepo baby homesteader is nuts.

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@mikemcgannpa @mattyglesias She is proving that they mostly care about access, not reporting.

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@JacobWebsite My sister gets indignant because she has a JOB but whenever I ask her to meet me for coffee she says yes! At any time of day!

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@clhubes I remember being at a coffee shop with my first baby, around six weeks old. She was asleep and I was reading a book. An old woman interrupted me and told me that I wasn’t a present parent and my child wasn’t engaged. A sleeping six week old.

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@pete_v @2chis1dogmom @hnjohnso DRIVING BY FEEL NOOOOO.

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@WFKARS @flyingcamel43 @benryanwriter @rubin_allergy What the hell? My daughter was excluded from preschool when she was two bc she couldn’t consistently mask for over an hour. Kicked out. We also got kicked out of shops, even Costco. This was the life of a toddler parent. You’re gaslighting.

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@ProLifeDem What do you think happens when women have miscarriages? My doctor told me he was very sorry and sent me home. Do you think they like keep you at the clinic and have a funeral or something?

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@KSVesq @chrislhayes Same scan, found out baby had died. No explanation. Needed miso because my body wouldn’t let go, but in my liberal town the pharmacist gave me a v hard time. Almost ran out without anything, could have died of an infection. These laws are ghoulish and cruel and I’m so mad today.

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@ilrosso_ @_pem_pem Everyone is the mayor of the Footloose town now.

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@Finarda @Sean_Kev @Justin_Ling I was involved in the nonprofit world for a decade. Respectfully, a LOT of orgs are super shady and are def not needed at all. Sometimes the best thing we can do is discover the fraud and shut them down.

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@JoeCassandra I don’t mind paying for good restaurant meals but places like Panera that we take the kids once in awhile…no. It’s like $50 for two adults, a preschooler and a baby who munches on our food. Hard pass.

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@neontaster @kathygriffin @daniela127 This is so right it hurts. Maybe instead of asking “what more can I ask of kids after ruining two years of their childhoods?” old people should start doing what they need to do to protect themselves and leaving the rest of us alone.

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@kittypurrzog My 2yo likes blue, mom at the park asked if she could be nonbinary. She was being nice, but JFC. She’s 2! She doesn’t know what gender is. She likes blue because she likes the sky and likes bulldozers because her Paw Paw is a builder. Not because she was born in the wrong body.

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@realgirl_fieri The e gave it drama.

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@helaineolen @michelleinbklyn Yes, it’s amazing. It also knows if you’re drinking coffee and leaves you alone. Or if you’re Gavin Newsom traveling recreationally. Or the mayor of Chicago getting a hair cut. It’s super clever.

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@lacroicsz It’s so frustrating. Doctors should be more forthcoming about ALL hormone effects. I’m a cis woman who was put on a new birth control about ten years ago and it destroyed my physical and mental health, after my doctor told me repeatedly there were basically no risks.

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@andreavhowe She was just castigating union strikers for being unmasked outdoors. Absolutely vile person.

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@BravoKiloActual @vedbedagy @HerbsandDirt This is the problem. You’re almost fifty and trying to date women in their early thirties. That’s not what people my age want. Try setting your age range around your own age!

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@dotorii_muk Have you ever read a book?

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@DPearsonPHL I’m called judgmental by Twitter parents a lot but hard agree. The kid holding that phone is the problem. And before someone yells at me that the parents just need a break, let’s remember that a decade ago none of this tech for kids even existed.

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@HampelCreates @LoftitB @piper4missouri @CathyPeaceBlair Mine was named Ben!

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