The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith Twitter profile

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

7 months

born to go to bed at 8pm, forced to go be young and fun

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

3 months

teachers are buying their own books

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3 months

The Prosper Police Department shows off their $689,000 multi-purpose vehicle at the annual Chrome and Coffee car show

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

2 years

This can’t possibly be the same 9pm I used to be starting to get ready for a night out at

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

2 years

when is he gonna collab with a basketball

NetsKingdom 👑🗽

@NetsKingdomAJ

2 years

Brooklyn Nets Ben Simmons has a Collab coming with Ferrari Soon #Netsworld

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

1 month

if i send you this it means im sleepy but will show up when the team needs me

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

8 months

anytime i see a hot guy out walking a golden doodle at the ass crack of dawn i just know he has a bitchy little gf at home running that place like the navy seals

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

5 months

turns out 4.8 actually is pretty big

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

9 months

will update you later

The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

9 months

uncle just pronounced the T in buffet :)

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

26 days

my friends texting me where i am but ive already irish goodbyed and am in bed

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

5 months

bb girl this used to be your favorite hobby

Kamala Harris

@KamalaHarris

5 months

Nobody should have to go to jail for smoking weed. We must continue to change our nation’s approach to marijuana while reforming the justice system so it finally lives up to its name.

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

2 months

how i looked coming home drunk in high school right before my mom asked if id been drinking

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

4 months

you ever have a diet coke so crispy that life feels livable again?

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

7 months

game over.

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

27 days

talk me out of it

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

6 months

i feel about pickleball how republicans felt about gay people in the early 2000s. i don’t care what you do in your own home but stop doing it in public.

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

8 months

going back to my fake email job after a week off

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

5 months

the worst parts of a breakup are 1. right after 2. 4 years later when you find a perfect meme that only they will find funny

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

7 months

sliced oranges at halftime

Socialists For Pritzker

@PritzkerForPrez

7 months

What will your job in the Civil War 2 be?

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

7 months

your wfh friend at 3pm on a friday

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

1 month

as someone who has loved Tim Waltz for 9 days since discovering him, im overjoyed

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

8 months

cough cough mf

Varun Kumar

@vrkumar8

8 months

You gotta be a sick person to enjoy seeing the Cowboys get their ass kicked on national television

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

7 months

has Tony Romo considered just shutting up

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

5 months

Job applications today: 🔘are you a veteran? 🔘are you gay? 🔘are you high right now? 🔘do you ever get nervous? 🔘are you single?

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

8 months

work? again? but we just did it yesterday

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

7 months

Lions my ex 🤝 fumbling the first thing that was good for them in a long time

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

3 months

the 76ers have selected a new power forward

Chris OIIey

@chrisoIIey

3 months

LARGE JUNKYARD FIRE IN PHILADELPHIA WE'RE SO BACK

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

7 days

my 2028 platform: 1. high speed rail (east coast) 2. influencers don’t get passports 3. podcast equipment tax 1000X 4. chipotle burritos bigger

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

8 months

From the people that brought you “I can land a plane in an emergency” I present the NBA 3 pointer

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

18 days

this! my boomer take is you should always help your friends move and pick them up from the airport. life is going to kick the shit out of you sometimes, build a community you can lean on and that leans on you & tell your people you love them.

mentally unstable red head

@BiggRatBastard

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You need me to paint? You need me to help you move? You need me to clean? You need to me watch your kids? You need me to make dinner? You need me to come over and talk? You need me to do anything to help you? I gotchu babe

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

9 months

I need to have a baby expeditiously

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@lilydsmith

3 months

@forts2345 obviously for the chrome and coffee show

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@lilydsmith

2 months

we’d like a word

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@the_P_God

2 months

I would like to remind everyone that Boston invented America. You’re welcome.

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

7 months

First they came for the mango Juuls And I did not speak out Because I was not a Juul user Then they came for the Zyns And I did not speak out Because I was not a Zyn girl Now they come for Texas Roadhouse rolls And there was no left To speak out for me

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@USMiniTru

7 months

🚨BREAKING: In response to Governor Greg Abbott, Rep. @AOC calls on Americans to boycott Texas Roadhouse.

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

7 months

Ron Desantis gets it

Ella😍

@Elladeyforyou

7 months

Women are really strong, men will never understand the pain we go through everyday😭.

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

2 months

i need to buy a gun

ppigg

@s4m31p4n

2 months

Talking to an older woman is fun until its like wait why are you single at 25 😭

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

4 months

i need a job that is so unimportant it doesn’t require any two factor authentication

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

2 months

i have long maintained that a 3 day a week boyfriend is the perfect amount

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@tripnf4ll

2 months

I want a boyfriend but not every single day

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

9 months

follow up

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

28 days

just two dumb bitches telling each other exactlllllllyyyyyyy

Patrick Webb

@RealPatrickWebb

28 days

BREAKING: Joe Rogan has endorsed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for president of the United States.

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

17 days

Pat’s

The Philadelphia Inquirer

@PhillyInquirer

17 days

Following a campaign stop in North Philadelphia Monday afternoon, Republican vice presidential nominee Sen. JD Vance headed down to Pat’s King of Steaks for a cheesesteak. Vance ordered a whiz wit. 🔗

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

3 months

ill meet you all outside four seasons total landscaping for a toast

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

5 months

unfathomable amounts of rizz

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

8 months

feeling a little down? have you tried eating a piece of deli turkey straight out of the bag standing in front of your open fridge

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

8 months

getting ready to go on a first date again

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

5 months

call it a waitlist, not a roster. it’s cleaner.

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@lilydsmith

3 months

“older lady” im going to k*ll myself in a spaces and ruin the trajectory of your life kid

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@lilydsmith

2 months

can we just have one weekend of precedented times

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

7 months

am i allowed to wear this on a first date?

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

7 months

the second espresso martini has hit

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

3 months

this is what i look like stealing shredded cheese out of my fridge when im high

Kaitlan Collins

@kaitlancollins

3 months

After pleading not guilty to nine criminal counts, Rudy Giuliani's mugshot in Arizona was released today.

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@lilydsmith

1 month

IM FUCKING 27??????? i hate it here

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

5 months

i can’t believe my ancestors got to take Quaaludes and vacuum the house all day and they really thought, you know what would make this better? if we could go to work

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

7 months

i can’t believe i have to say this but please don’t fuck the popcorn bucket

Lights, Camera, Barstool

@LightsCameraPod

7 months

The promotional popcorn tub for DUNE PART TWO has been revealed… (via @3CFilmss )

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@lilydsmith

4 months

who’s ready to grab a patio bevy

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@lilydsmith

3 months

THIS IS NOT ORGANIC DEODORANT WEATHER PEOPLE

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

3 months

nOT iN pROspER that’s great not going to argue with twats in the comments but if you are a teacher or know a teacher with an Amazon classroom wishlist that needs clearing ahead of next year please link or DM it. happy to help, thanks for all that you do.

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

1 year

Watching Paying 200k Titanic to recreate it

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

9 months

uncle just pronounced the T in buffet :)

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@lilydsmith

5 months

but im being brave about it

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

3 years

Boston is a great town to live in if you’re a sports girl and a bad town to live in if you want to have an orgasm

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@lilydsmith

3 months

@garkmallemore im talking about general spending on education vs police

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@lilydsmith

2 years

is he hot or is he just a coworker that’s similar in age?

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@lilydsmith

24 days

@bigdumb_baby put the power tools down

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

7 months

-local dallas area man 1963

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

8 months

girl, have you seen a 26 year old man? stay inside

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

7 months

THIS IS POOKIE IM GOING TO BE SICK

The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

11 months

it’s just that i genuinely believe some of you don’t deserve to have free will

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@lilydsmith

8 months

is Mike McDaniel prepared to cover his ankles tonight

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

5 months

very proud new owner of this giant stick, have a great monday everyone!

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@lilydsmith

5 months

*me flirting in the bar* “So did you finish connections today?”

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@lilydsmith

1 month

the least funny person you know is cracking up at the joe rogan special right now

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

8 months

as someone with zero game i have accepted that me flirting is just looking at you and hoping you agree

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@lilydsmith

7 months

the absolute coolest part of Mormonism that never gets talked about is that their garden of Eden is in, yep you guessed it, Missouri

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@lilydsmith

2 months

just got absolutely bodied by my cousins

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

6 months

a brief hiatus from my hiatus to introduce Winnie. this bundle of joy and energy landed in my life two days ago. Winnie is independent, stubborn and more than i could have dreamed of. until next time!

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@lilydsmith

18 days

-open instagram -see 2 engagements and 1 baby -close instagram -repeat

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@lilydsmith

2 years

soft launching my move to Philly by buying an apartment and telling everyone that will listen about it

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@lilydsmith

5 months

i am the most fuckable mid twenties girl listening to NPR at this farmers market right now

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@lilydsmith

5 months

ill start a war rn

Kayce Smith

@KayceSmith

5 months

Cameron Brink’s legs are probably what men used to start wars over. Goodness Gracious.

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@lilydsmith

7 months

i think about this tweet once a week

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

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I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

8 months

@SorenPatridoti you’re soooo soo close but i am the bitch gf at home

The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

8 months

@nothatcurious For the record im on her side

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

8 months

raise the interest rates again

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@PRADAXBBY

8 months

pink stanley cups

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

1 month

devastating news: working out in the morning does in fact make me feel better about the day ahead

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@lilydsmith

1 year

ladies and gents, we’ve got ourselves a gay off

Lakota Man

@LakotaMan1

1 year

MAGA: “I’m switching to Coors Light.” Coors Light: “The fuck you are.”

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@lilydsmith

2 months

this and some premarital will fix me

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@lilydsmith

8 months

after nearly a decade of no meat i have a lot of cheeseburgers to make up for

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@lilydsmith

1 year

I want the gay mini fridge

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@lilydsmith

4 months

obsessed with this absolute UNIT we met at the vet this morning

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

8 months

don’t cry because it’s over, laugh because it was really funny

InteractivePolls

@IAPolls2022

8 months

BREAKING: Ron DeSantis has officially dropped out of the 2024 presidential race.

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@lilydsmith

3 months

me deleting and redownloading dating apps 3 days after swearing them off

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@lilydsmith

3 months

the beer was a paid actor #NewProfilePic

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@lilydsmith

18 days

everyone say good luck to winnie on her daycare tryout in the morning!!!!!

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@lilydsmith

8 months

5’2 but trying my absolute best

Mommy Short Legs

@kerionmywayward

8 months

5’2 when I stand up straight

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@lilydsmith

5 months

i do not dream of labor

samzy

@youteasingme

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what’s everyone’s dream jobs

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@lilydsmith

1 year

THAT IS IT! NO MORE TWITTER!

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@lilydsmith

8 months

football is actually very enjoyable when you don’t have your team embarrassing you on national television

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@lilydsmith

2 years

my mom took me to my admitted students day at Syracuse and when the tour was over she looked me dead in the face and said “I will drop you off and I will see you at graduation, we will not visit you here”

harry

@harry

2 years

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

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@lilydsmith

2 months

i just know this is doing numbers on liberal mom Facebook groups

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Ahem.

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@lilydsmith

7 months

it’s so cheesy but you know there’s a daughter out there that is caring about football for the first time right now and getting to watch this with her dad and i think that’s really cool

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmith

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how i expect him to react to a spicy pic

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