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3 years

TIMELINE CLEANSE today i learned that skunks sound like muppets and this video will live forever in my heart

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I found out the other day that "penguin" in Mandarin Chinese is literally "business goose" and I haven't been able to think about anything else since.

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Received a pitch presentation from a "female well being sex tech start-up" (five dudes) that can "confirm" and "validate" female orgasms, that could help my company develop better sex toys. Here are some slides, for your enjoyment/anger.

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I thought I'd do a thread of soviet anti-alcohol posters because they are often brilliant, ingenious, and... sobering. First, from 1988, this one says "Passage to another world."

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From 1977, this one pleads, "don't drink your life away." Oof. (Aside: this is one of the most beautiful bits of communication work I think I've ever seen.)

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The company that sent me that dreadful, misogynistic, dangerous, awful, hilarious orgasm app presentation yesterday are currently VERY angry with me for putting it on twitter, and I am very much ok with that.

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4 years

@Sparklylilgem I know! If you're going to bullshit a sex statistic, why not just come right out and say 69%?

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Guide To British Anger Level 5: Hmm. Level 4: Is that really necessary? Level 3: I'd really rather you didn't Level 2: Now look here Level 1: *throws statue into the Avon*

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4 years

@AlmostSenseless Exactly. This tweet has proven quite popular, so I'm going to save up all the replies and forward them to the company that sent it to me, for a satisfyingly public door-showing.

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3 years

Oh well this blew up. If you're reading this, say something nice to a stranger.

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4 years

@SuzannahEvans Surely "fast and accurate" is how everyone woman wants their ideal orgasm. "Phew, I just came SO accurately."

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4 years

Do you people know how hard you've made it to google a decent cream pie recipe?

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3 years

And finally, my favourite, the one that made me go looking for more, and the one I think is the cleverest, this one says "Alcohol - the enemy of production."

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5 years

The #coronovirus has caused the lockdown of Wuhan, a city with a bigger population than London or New York. This is a video from Wuhan Hospital's reception area. It's worse than we're being told.

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4 years

I know there's a lot going on right now. Things are moving fast and we're all giddy. But it's really important to remember that Trump's team accidentally booked Four Seasons Total Landscape - not the Four Seasons Hotel - for a press conference today. NEVER FORGET

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1 year

for absolutely no reason at all here are some wand vibrators with googly eyes

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4 years

@MissRubyRousson And pitch it with sincerity, too. I get sent all sorts of crap, but this one is particularly egregious because it has absolutely no sense of its own dangerousness.

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3 years

@Zanth_ Hahaha yeah that's true. If you flip it upright it suddenly looks like the entrance to a posh new Soho bar.

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3 years

SEX TOY FOLK Amazing news, something we've all wanted for years is now REAL. Meet ISO 3533:2021. Finally, a standard for quality in the sex toy industry. (1/5)

ISO 3533:2021

Sex toys — Design and safety requirements for products in direct contact with genitalia, the anus, or both

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4 years

@RomanticIsa There's literally too much to be angry about here.

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4 years

I went for a coffee in the local cafe. The waitress asked for my number. I was super flattered, gave it to her, and asked her to call me. She said "I will, if anyone here gets covid." This is a true story that just happened, and I am both dumb and stupid.

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From 1972, this one says "stop - before it's too late," the very real implication being that alcohol causes you too literally lose days.

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@RonnieBarko "I came so accurately."

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3 years

Next, from 1985, this one simply says, "socially dangerous."

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3 years

this remains the most perfect joke in the history of the internet

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3 years

@_ewus terrorwholesome

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A particularly affecting one, date unknown, simply says, "Exchanged."

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3 years

Back to the 80s. "Where there is vodka there is crime." It didn't work. Vodka consumption increased 288% between 1988 and 1998.

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3 years

Art styles varied from region to region. This, from Lithuania, has a surrealist feel. ("Drunkenness corrupts.")

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4 years

@LadyDoctorSays Stop trying to look for sense and reason in this presentation, for it has abandoned this place.

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4 years

The German for turkey literally translates as "threat chicken".

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3 years

Another undated one, probably from the 50s judging by the more conceptual imagery, says ironically, "rich inner content"

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3 years

This one says, "Harmful to health, family, and children." So effective is this art style, and so often reproduced, that it still looks and feels modern.

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8 years

FUCK you've been hit by you've been struck by a crude syllable

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3 years

An execution designed to appeal to a more intellectual audience this time, with the words, "the enemy of reason."

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2 years

Can you imagine how much restraint it took for me to not buy this piece of trash at the antiques fair today, it's awful, I love it

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3 years

An earlier one, from 1930, instructs you to "SMASH the enemy of the cultural revolution."

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4 years

@DarthLux I bet there's an integrated scoring system, and an online table so you can compare your stats with all the other wankers.

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3 years

Ok here we go. Yesterday, I cycled out of Berlin, north of Pankow, to an abandoned castle, Schloss Dammsmühle. The history of this place is too much for a twitter thread, but I thought I'd give you a tour.

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2 years

Absolutely crushed to see @vagina_museum get pushed out of their home again, but hopefully this astonishingly good headline in the Metro brings them some investment

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4 years

The Korean for giraffe is literally "ladder horse".

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1 year

unknown artist but how am i not going to share this

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4 years

The Arabic for orca is literally "panda fish".

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3 years

cosmo: tell your partner what you want in bed me later, during sex: i want an end to hereditary monarchy

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4 years

@kalanyy That's being VERY charitable. But even if you're right, I *do* work for a sex toy development company, and *still* find this whole thing toxic and stupid.

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3 years

@erikaiswild Curious, but also late for something

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4 years

This is the best use I've ever seen for the worst sex toy I've ever seen

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4 years

I hate it when people use "tea" as a euphemism for sex. "Hey, wanna come back to mine for a... cup of tea?" I'm British. I don't care how good the sex is. If there's no tea I'm going to be very cross.

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4 years

@fncmullin Heeheehee, then you could probably give the idiots who came up with this some pointers on pleasure.

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4 years

Well today was incredible. I had a tweet blow up a little, and despite over a thousand comments and hundreds of retweets, it never once descended into a horrible political shitfight. You did good today, twitter. You did good.

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9 years

Oh wow, this is achingly beautiful. (Artist: Chiara Bautista. Check her out.) http://t.co/2z5O6agLno

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4 years

When my dad turned sixty he started running a mile a day to keep fit. He's sixty five now, so he's probably somewhere near Minsk.

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@MrNeeson @Jalbaladejo98 @DublinAirport People who can't take a good joke are all the same. If you've seen Juan, you've seen 'em all.

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@CoffeeAndKink You'll never get to review this. I've made it my personal mission to strangle this idea in the cradle.

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3 years

my tinder profile

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4 years

I was on a date once in China and I asked this girl what she thought would win in a fight out of a shark and a bear, and she replied "it depends what they were fighting about," and I think about that answer every day.

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4 years

@msgrizzle I'm SO glad someone else noticed that.

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4 years

Sex is cool but have you ever had a cat choose you

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1 year

Forgive my immodesty, but this is a good photo. I'm really happy with it.

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4 years

@Starling7913 I'm still hung up on the snails.

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4 years

I want to hear your unpopular sex opinion. I'll start. I think sex in a car is awkward and annoying.

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3 years

When he's about to cum, throw a handful of pepper in his face. Sound sex advice as always from Cosmo.

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1 year

looks like an app that tells you the locations of all the public toilets in london where you can get a handjob from a stranger

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2 years

sure sex is great but have you ever had someone cancel a difficult meeting 5 minutes before it starts

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4 years

I just received THE WORST pitch deck I have ever got through LinkedIn. I think I might share a couple of slides.

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your back: stiff, painful backstreet's back: alright

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2 years

So I'm British and my girlfriend is Finnish and we have both had sex with people just out of nothing but sheer politeness. No real attraction, no real chemistry, just politeness, and social awkwardness. Is that completely alien to you, or do you understand where I'm coming from?

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@louisemcsharry Kiwis have a unique way of talking about youth issues in a really nonjudgmental way. Check out this drink-driving ad.

NZ Anti-Drink Driving Commercial - Legend

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4 years

Your twenties are spent believing you're not attractive enough. Your thirties are spent trying to be as attractive as you were in your twenties.

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Maybe my proudest professional moment. Small sex toy billboard campaign in Berlin. The first picture is my favourite.

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"everyone just stares at their phones these days"

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@promppo Those devious women and their propensity to deceive lie-detectors. We'll show them.

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To confused followers, Oxfam didn't pull their Inspirational Women bingo cards because of cancel culture, they pulled the cards because they deadnamed Elliot Page, that's what this is about.

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girlfriend: WHY IS THERE LIPSTICK ON YOUR DICK!? *flashback to me dressing my dick up like Marilyn Monroe and making it sing 'happy birthday' to me* me: I'm having an affair

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@gfrancie Like a tiny fluffy gang

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@rebeccahchase I agree. It would be the charitable thing to do.

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Casual sex implies the existence of strictly formal sex.

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I invented a new sex position: the 6. It's like a 69, but it's just me, on my own, hugging my knees and crying.

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If you're the kind of guy who says things like "I don't know if it's ok to even hug a woman anymore," you can automatically assume that you're the kind of person from whom no woman ever wanted a hug.

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My greatest achievement in the last two years was absolutely humiliating this company off the face of the earth

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4 years

Received a pitch presentation from a "female well being sex tech start-up" (five dudes) that can "confirm" and "validate" female orgasms, that could help my company develop better sex toys. Here are some slides, for your enjoyment/anger.

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DID YOU KNOW every single movie on IMDB has a rating that goes up to ten, except one...

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Two years ago today. NEVER forget Four Seasons Total Landscaping, the funniest thing to happen in my lifetime.

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6 months: i'm in love with you, you are perfection 6 years: that's not where the fucking eggcups go

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11 years

"Life is like a box of chocolates. There's always a chance you could slip into anaphylactic shock and die." #ruinamoviequote

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@HelenJMacdonald Hey Helen. I thought you might appreciate this. Right outside my kitchen window, in Wilmersdorf today. I can't believe it looked right at me.

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Picasso died in 1973, which means there's could theoretically sat and watched all three original series of Star Trek with a Big Mac in his hand. That's nuts. When you think of Picasso, you think of dusty wine bottles in a collapsing barn in the south of Spain and shit.

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2 years

Which celebrities do you think are privately kinky? I'll start: Mads Mikkelson

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4 years

@Rayoisaydao @MissRubyRousson Oh my, that's such a satisfying idea.

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@justdeborahjane I suspect they have bedposts, but no notches.

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4 years

There was a 500 year period after the construction of the pyramids of Giza during which there were still woolly mammoths alive on the planet, and that's really interesting to talk about but not during sex APPARENTLY

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2 years

since accidentally buying twitter Elon Musk has done a very good job making tumblr viable

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4 years

If you're disappointed by your A-levels, here's a pro-tip: no one ever checks. Ever. Say you got straight As. Just lie about it. Honestly, no one even cares, not even if they find out you're lying.

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Are we all ready for another day of feeling anxious like we're not getting enough done, but not having the motivation to do anything?

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3 years

This is a turning point for the way personal pleasure is considered in the mainstream. We are legitimate at last, and the impact this will have on health, sustainability, and quality can not be overestimated. Welcome to the future of orgasms. We fought hard to get here. (5/5)

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2 years

Take a walk with me along an abandoned railway, along with two derelict stations, in the woods outside Berlin. THREAD!

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Friends with benefits? No. Friendship IS the benefit. If anything, it should be called sex with benefits.

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2 years

I wrote about how @JohnThomasToys burned itself down with a single tweet, and why it's indicative of the fact that, to be successful in the adult industry, sex brands need to be run by grown ups.

The Very Public Disintegration of John Thomas Toys – Or, The Importance Of PR For Sex Brands

It’s been a hot minute since an adult brand burned itself down on social media.In the early days, it was once a month. A new sex toy company would appear, say something utterly inexcusable publicly,...

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"yeah but like if you had to choose, would you choose guys or girls?" "yes i would" #BiVisibilityDay

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