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@_pem_pem We’ve reached the ADHD saturation point where instead of being a description of a specific set of symptoms it just means “you have to tolerate any of my obnoxious behaviour because I have a note from my doctor”

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@CannyExecutive “I was a WW2 History major and I had no idea what was in Hitler’s speeches” is fkn gold

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@WutzHattenin @CliffMaloneyJr @MancubDelicious @Studio3141 I love the libertarian worldview - “if you get intestinal worms from a restaurant you can simply exercise your freedom to not eat there again. If enough people do this the restaurants that don’t give you intestinal worms will naturally succeed without all that govt red tape!”

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@butleriano “I’m such a *nerd*. I mean not in the sense that a nerd will have an extensive knowledge of the things they’re interested in, just in the sense that I’m intensely annoying and everyone who interacts with me wants to slam my head in a car door”

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@OnlyAWorldAway @gayest_tone I am cracking up at the idea of a human trafficker sitting in a duck-blind beside the highway holding a fishing pole with a Cabbage Patch Kid lure on the end. Just whiling away the time on a folding chair with a few beers in a cooler until he gets a bite

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@i_zzzzzz He’s being a bit melodramatic, but I’m Australian and the first time I saw how American food service workers have to act, it kind of freaked me out too

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@still_oppressed Nope, pointing out that a country is oppressive to queer people and women is not advocating for that country to be bombed. You’re making a cheap and silly reach

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@ggooooddddoogg Love to take biblical parenting advice from people whose other side-hustle is promoting crypto

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@mathaiaus First IDF soldier to shoot straight

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@davo_arid “Zoomer slang”? That term was used as an insult in the 19th century. Just as well they didn’t hire you as a slang consultant/culture custodian I guess

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@buzzfeedjenny “I won 30k gambling by concentrating really hard”. Surprising more people don’t know about that tactic

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@sad_salvi @linaposting I read it. It’s very bad. A ridiculous, unstructured mish-mash of concepts, most of them presented with no evidence, and none of which support her core argument. It’s just stupid, emotive undergrad nonsense

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@garyrosenWSJ @RichardGarriott @ExplorersClub @WSJ They didn’t go anywhere that hadn’t been visited dozens of times before, the only thing they “explored” was how much pointless danger they could put themselves in for $250K

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@smokeismedicine Pretty confident he’s on more than two bars

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@BUNSAGLAZIN @chickenpaprika In what way is this unremarkable looking woman either “visibly gay” or “being erased”?

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@on_da_spectrum At the risk of being a bit simplistic and reductive, my feeling is any sport or competition where there is no clear biological sex advantage, they should just be co-ed and just have weight/age divisions or whatever is relevant. Male/female darts divisions just seem ridiculous

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@standupdan Thank you for your brave work combating the long-standing stereotype that Jewish people are funny

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@AnechoicMedia_ @RajeezusBackup This is “witty lyrics and puns” to you? This is what you think is good? I think I see the problem

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@EvanCastella @romanhelmetguy This is the world view of a toddler. Would you like some legionnaire action figures to play with?

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@powcampsurvivor It’s not that the behaviour itself is bad (blokes are allowed to like sad music) but the grotesque, performative, insincere act of posting it unprompted to the world is horrifying

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@chiweethedog I don’t know what’s happening here. Why would you throw a slurpee at your own truck?

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@DrDemography How did you manage to get a PhD when you use sources like the Herald Sun as evidence? Ask around people who were there: the baby was crying, in the front rows, several times, and the mum was politely asked by the performer to take it outside, and offered a refund Seems reasonable

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@YSufferer That’s basically what Philippe Petit did, and society just universally agreed it was pretty badass and let him off scot-free like “well, technically that was *very* illegal but there’s nothing on the books about sending someone to jail for being extremely cool, so…”

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@jakep316 @TraceOutOfPlace @nypost Ah yes, what woman could match the raw masculine physical power of a fat 50yo guy in a sparkly waistcoat tapping a ball with a stick?

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@LPNH @shoe0nhead @ninaturner “the average US manufacturer price per standard unit across all insulins was $98.70, compared to $6.94 in Australia, $12.00 in Canada, and $7.52 in the UK” Guess which countries have more govt regulation of pharmaceutical pricing

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@LoganReeceB @SlayerRules_420 This is a straight answer without malice: because he’s corny in a joyless and grindingly unlikable way, he embodies every stereotype of an irritating theatre kid grown into a middle-aged man, and every song in Hamilton sounds like Homer doing the Mr Plow rap

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@0bungler “I’m in the bespoke furniture business. Everyone assumes you’re mobbed up. It’s a stereotype. And it’s offensive”

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@crulge This not universal, but I find sometimes chronically late people suffer from unrealistic optimism. Eg “There won’t be any traffic, I can make it to the office in 20 minutes, tops!”

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@alexhaedda @SamtheNightOwl @aragon1500 Sure, but that’s just a personal neurosis. Nobody stores their towel in another room because they’re worried about wiping poop particles all over themselves after a shower

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@sallyrugg This is the funniest piece of editorial photography I’ve ever seen. Imagine being scared of Clem Ford and some bloke in a keffiye like they’re a horde of orcs descending on decent Australian society. Are the people at the Australian ok?

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@Antidiocy @golblastscholar @NicoleiniA @ShaiDavidai @FBI @Columbia If Israelis had been sprayed with it you’d be shrieking that it was the equivalent of zyklon b you disingenuous maggot

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@matters_hi18855 @odeo64 @aussieawakens What do you think the consequence of your bold protest action is going to be? Some 23 yo staff member finds a trolley of spoiled meat sitting in the cleaning aisle and speed-dials the CEO “This is *obviously* related to Oz Day stubbie coolers - we’ve gotta stock em again NOW!”?

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@Jara_Films @bust_bob I see it more that he is very serious about superficial things (skincare, fashion, business cards, pop music) which reflects that everything about him is superficial and he has no deeper thoughts or feelings

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@edzitron I have sympathy for a 75yo retired florist or mechanic who'd never even typed for the first 60yrs of their life. Given that's now FB's primary user base, the failing is on FB's side. If your user base is consistently baffled and/or scammed using your product - your product sucks

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@nilansaha To what end? Literally what is the point of this? It’s not “engagement”, you’re just generating pointless spam comments of no value to either you or the person receiving them. Other than juicing numbers, what use is it?

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@HowardFMaclean Paris doesn’t have a deep water harbour bisecting it though, does it?

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@meanzjest @soulkhan If that’s the best hummus you can find you’re not looking very hard

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@redlianak What seems more likely, tens of thousands of people “misread it” or, they were able to battle through your terrible writing to understand exactly what you meant, and strongly disagree with you? Which of those scenarios seems more probable to you? Try that “thought experiment”

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@agrumpygremlin You are literally wasting your life wringing your hands over this nonsense. No one cares, and you seem like a person who is deeply unserious about everything other than language policing and pointless self-flagellation. It’s undignified

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@g_lamarche @daisythejones No. The manosphere certainly has its share of warped & unhealthy pop-psych terms and concepts but the two examples above are much more commonly used by chronically online women

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@nilansaha Oh, I see - it *is* just a tool for creating fake comments to juice engagement numbers. Congratulations, you’ve found a not-very-efficient way to fill the world up with more garbage. You are wasting your life and everyone else’s time.

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@darkmoonbIade Why would I give change to a panhandling loser off the strength of that braindead rambling story you just told? If you’re going to scab handouts, do some actual useful analysis or kick rocks

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@SwampCommunist There are definitely people who seem to think their self-diagnosed “neurodivergence” is like having an all-purpose note from a doctor that says “No one is ever allowed to criticise my shitty behaviour”

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@Sjames61403 @apmassaro3 I can’t think of a more infantile, naive and inaccurate description of what NATO is and does. Congratulations

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@dyrenfurth @jewishcouncilAU Cry more. Why would anyone feel sorry for these grubs scheming to have people fired?

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I maintain that one of the primary obstacles to popularising bike transport is that its advocates are the most annoying dickheads on earth

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No single person more responsible for road deaths in Victoria like last night’s tragedy than Dan Andrews. The 1 person in the state with the most power to pedestrianise streets, lower speed limits, install safe bike lanes, reduce car dominance. But consistently chooses not to.

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@redlianak @kerry_comcgrl77 You think it’s “WEIRD” that you wrote something that (to the extent it’s even coherent) is deeply stupid and evil, and you’re blaming everyone but yourself for pointing it out? Maybe do a tiny bit of self-reflection and consider the possibility that you’re in the wrong

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@HumanHeadline @kat_71 You just forget about this, mate? So, you’re saying you heard credible rumours, believed them, and just didn’t follow them up at all? Quite a moral compass you’ve got there

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@mugab0chris @AerryJtrics @esjesjesj You’re right, the Ernst Röhm probably just slipped in the shower and bonked his head or something

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@westernexile @Kon__K It doesn’t. But the flip side of that question is, why does their race make it more acceptable to zip-tie a 6yo? If they’d been 3 white kids you know the whole nation would be screaming blue murder, but there’s an awful lot of people saying “well, they shouldn’t have been there!”

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@Eiganesveien @HancockjohnkK @the_transit_guy How old do you think that woman is?

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@ImSmilingRn I honestly thought Turkington was Tim Roth

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@EmJHarris2 @MorePerfectUS You’re a “DeSantis conservative”, so it makes sense you’ve spent your life proud of getting treated like a cuck and being a failure

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@meanzjest @soulkhan 1) if “every place makes it different” then saying “LA Israeli restaurants have the best” doesn’t make any sense, does it? 2) I’m not your hummus sommelier, you figure it out. It’s not difficult

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@mathaiaus I love the idea that the second the director calls “CUT!” she immediately slips into her real accent and says “Yeah nah, Darls we’ll have to give that another crack, that take was a bit shithouse hey? Didn’t get the best angle on me moot I reckon”

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@OliverJia1014 Do you think writing like that makes you sound erudite and cosmopolitan? Because it doesn’t, it makes you sound like Stewie Griffin

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@ZeroSuitCamus @viperwave @_MichaelOswell_ All valid notes but I’d argue there is a compression/telescoping effect on all retrospective views of pop culture. For eg “the 60s” is often represented by Woodstock/hippie styles that only existed for 15% of the decade

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@Wesleymooch @yhdistyminen @SethDillon It is absolutely mocking, snide, and callous. It lays bare the inhuman brutality at the heart of your worldview and if you had any decency would cause you to rethink it

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@sevyn089 @NardDogAndy @genzalternative He was 17 and 6’6” when he beat that woman nearly to death. He’s not a helpless toddler, stop infantilising him

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@jennineak Although I’m sure there is some collateral damage to people who were added to the WhatsApp groups without their consent or knowledge, that is primarily the fault of the creators of the groups, and the damage is nothing compared to those the groups targeted

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@thomas_violence Emerging from a toilet stall in billowing clouds of back-lit fog like the protagonist in a Pat Benatar video “Were you vaping in there?” Outraged, with incredibly blueberry bubblegum scented breath “How dare you? What are you even talking about?”

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@adamjohnsonCHI *eyes darting around, yanking at shirt collar, clearly stalling for time* “Uh…now you see…well, the thing is…”

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@AK_Organizer @in_deserto @i_zzzzzz You go into a restaurant and ask for something the restaurant serves. They give you the thing. You pay for it. The end. They’re not your friend, they’re not obligated to put on a crawling performance of servitude for you. Why is that so difficult for you to understand?

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@Insuffriend @WutzHattenin @CliffMaloneyJr @MancubDelicious @Studio3141 What kind of cartoon world are you imagining where customers can do a quick tour of every diner and restaurant kitchen before they order a sandwich? I know libertarians are morons, but even by that standard you are as dumb as a bag of rocks. How would that even be more efficient?

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@philipdalidakis @mummyhearts @AdamBandt @Greens That is an absurd, disgusting lie, and a truly contemptible way to frame the occupation and blockade of Gaza. Go play with your cavoodle you sickening fraud, you’re a joke

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@tractor_owner @debunker “On the assumption wearing a hat with the brim facing the rear is ‘backwards’”. What else could it possibly mean? Wearing it on your feet?

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@AltMediaWatch I’m amazed these groups are making public statements that amount to “well we were really enjoying the sowing, but this reaping is just awful and it’s criminal we’re being subjected to it” with a straight face

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@MagosBilly @noxiousneuron @RegimeCPA That’s not how the question appears to me. In the second part, the correct answer is “there are 7 ones” but in the third part, you are asked (with no new information) “how many ones are there”, and suddenly 7 is wrong

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@AdamSinger @vickyfloresn Many internships are unpaid, so it’s just not tenable for many people who’ve just gotten into major debt to study, work part time and also work an unpaid job. Do you see the problems that leads to?

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@KerrAvon4 You’ve never dunked on anyone in your life, and you never will. There’s not a person on this planet who’s worried you might insult or belittle them

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@SaraHirschhorn1 @arash_tehran @nbc @FCC I have terrible news for you about several centuries of Jewish comedy

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@zlingerrr @Target I wonder how much sense this makes even from a purely economic perspective. How many people do to they need to employ to basically follow each customer around the store unlocking cabinets for every item they want to buy?

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@DrSarahLiu @ceaubin Nobody was under the impression you were directing it at hotel workers. You’ve made it pretty clear you don’t think about them much at all, only about trying to sanitise your own repellent position

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@theashleyray That’s an excellent point. It’s admirable to learn things through trial and error if you’re learning say, woodworking, by building a birdhouse. It’s not admirable if you’re messing around with your neighbourhood’s gas and electricity infrastructure for fun

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@RossFloate Christ, if you're over six years of age and get weepy about Bluey, my eyes just click up, click down and I dial my own personal Contempt Meter up a few notches

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@JamColley You look at footage of players in any sport since the advent of television and some of them sing, some just open and close their mouths like a goldfish because they don’t know the words, and some just stare into space. All of which are fine #whocare

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@Gompers_Stomper @tomorrowsashes So, in other words, your Dad did exactly zero to end the Vietnam war and was a minor annoyance to local grocery store clerks. That’s not a legacy I’d brag about

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@Papapishu @mags_mclaugh I don’t even smoke but it seems like the equivalent of dedicating thousands of hours of effort in brewing, distilling, and mixing alcoholic drinks to get to Everclear. Congratulations, you created something very potent but incredibly unpleasant

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@JamColley This confected outrage is so strange to me. I didn’t even know that was a thing people cared about. You’re asked to “rise for the national anthem”, you are not told “YOU! Karaoke number! Now!”

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@ArtsyMarx1st The basis of all vaccination is “very limited exposure to small infection helps your immune system build defence against larger infection” no? I’m not a doctor but that’s the gist, right?

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@meanzjest @soulkhan

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@lettiecel42 @theashleyray How interesting would you find it if she suffocates from carbon monoxide poisoning and several of her neighbours houses slide into a sinkhole?

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@McC_711 @kim_krypto11935 @The_Real_Fly @247_drip These sad losers crack me up. They’re all “I believe in FREEDOM!” but the second they’re inconvenienced in any way it’s “you must COMPLY or I am within my rights to kill you!”. Dismal

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@chump_dick That part cracked me up. Imagining the flooding caused some sort of spontaneous pregnancy or it was some “Rosemary’s Baby” situation

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@AutumnTweets @JarJarFan69 Because you can’t imagine yourself as the star of a demented John Wick power fantasy about writing a cheque to a registered support organisation

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@zuza_real @DannyVegito That alone should instantly identify this person as a weird, manipulative creep. I absolutely cannot understand the people defending him

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@Sjames61403 @apmassaro3 So, you’re *not* going to keep supporting NATO? Good for you

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@SxarletRed @platosalimony I thought that was just called Calvinism, which is the underlying worldview of the entire country

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@Jonathan_Blow @rmbalt What proposal for an alternative do you have? A game where male characters can only kill other male characters? A game where the proportion of male/female characters is linked to the proportion of male/female players?

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@tmsilverman Yeah, it’s annoying when people claim a fake identity. Like the way you call yourself a pro skater even though you’re actually a useless kook who can barely kickturn?

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@carbdiem @tresdessert Cornwall is full of Australians wearing Bintang singlets, riding A. cheap scooters and B. a fine line between extreme drunkenness and alcohol poisoning?

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@ElijahSchaffer @kidology_co Absolutely zilch going on behind those eyes

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@punished_stu @rava That’s what’s wrong with them. They’re as blunt and abrasive as Germans, but they act like they’re doing you a favour instead of just taking the most efficient course of action with no emotional attachment. The worst combination

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@PestyMerc @Falis9519 @heshidicjudaism Yes, they do. That’s exactly what it means. The fuck are you talking about?

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@ATFujoshi I have no idea what this means and, inshallah, it’ll stay that way

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@Xenos_etc @jamesjonesesq @Rich_Cooper If you’re not confident letting your wife out of your sight with her married friends, what the fuck did you marry her for in the first place?

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@TaraZehut1981 @Michael_Wgd Don’t hold your breath

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@GabbyGabby222 @RaccoonDBoone @chris_jolliff @EvoIutlon Not as far as you might think. Google “galapagos finches”

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@Natillywolf @DrProudman Why is that difficult to believe? She seems like a self-important blowhard who is simultaneously lording her entitled position over people while feigning victimhood – and that’s extremely unlikable

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@Sjames61403 @apmassaro3 Hahaha, way off. Jeez, you really are bad at understanding people as well as organisations. Best of luck with your child-like worldview

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