I will throw a brown paper bag of bees at you.
Political Kommissar attached to the Work Battalion of the Supreme Soviet for the People's Republic of Darebinia.
My wife's business has been listed by antivax wingnuts as being discriminatory against antivax wingnuts. This means no antivax wingnuts will go to her place of business. I am failing to see a downside.
FriendlyJordies put credible (and highly defamatory if false) claims and potential evidence out there about both Dutton and Barilaro.
Zero follow-up from established press.
They sure followed up Lidia Thorpe though.
Weird. Probably nothing in that.
Incredible journalism at the ABC, who have blown the fucking doors off the Optus outage through their tenacious interviewing of cafe owners. Electrifying television.
@vanOnselenP
This is a bad tweet, Peter. There’s plenty of reasons for anonymity (and you know it). Protecting the hurt feelings of private school mediocrities who floated to the top of the sewer isn’t reason enough to remove this important protection.
The Optus response as reported on the ABC is incredible. “We lost enough of your data for bank accounts to be opened in your name, so you might wanna look out for that if you think that would be a bad thing”.
A thing that is not at all obscene is how Coles asks you to donate food for 'their' community programs after you have paid full price for it, and they have received full profit.
Hey,
@senbmckenzie
, I know the bar for your mob is deep inside the earth's crust but FFS the town of Nyngan has a Huey on a stick on the main drag to commemorate the thousands of people the ADF evacuated in the 1990 Bogan River floods.
Every time I see Kevin Rudd, I imagine that below the waist he's just 100% 1983 Geography teacher. Stubbies shorts, long socks, desert boots, packet of Benson and Hedges supermild in his pocket. He has huge 'go and pick up 50 pieces of rubbish' energy.
The person who wrote this is the bravest individual alive and when they are inevitably murdered I will happily donate money towards a statue of them riding a horse that has one leg raised.
I just want to make sure that it's still ok to call Bridget McKenzie "an egregiously corrupt pork-distribution vector who has no business in public life".
Wracked my brain trying to work out where my passport was, so resigned after a week of looking to apply for a new one.
First step, apply for birth certificate.
First step of that — scan drivers licence.
Open scanner.
Find passport
Why does the LNP want to bring in voter-id laws in a country with compulsory voting (and statistically zero voter fraud)? To grease the wheels to abolish compulsory voting. It's a long-term disenfranchisement play.
embrace of the cudgel, then I’ve not seen it. Defamation laws, especially those as vicious as Australia’s, are a weapon used by the powerful to keep the light out of the hidden places. When a journalist embraces those laws, our stomachs should turn.
This story, in which
@FaineJon
pretty much says the ABC created the media version of
@TimWilsonMP
at direction of management, has been playing on my mind all week.
“Hello, Victorian art gallery. I am from Queensland and I used to swim fast. Please remove a painting of a billionaire from Western Australia for your gallery I have never been inside because she billionaires us water-money. I am not a gronk.”
Feels like Optus should be brutally punished for this data breach.
“Whoops” just doesn’t really cut it when a data breach contains passports and drivers licenses.
No offence to the Member for Kooyong but the sentiment “We’re better than that” is only ever deployed in the aftermath of events that prove beyond doubt that we very much are not.
The other day I was in a queue to get a coffee. One dude unmasked, but kitted out in protective gear for mountain-biking. I said "So, let me get this right you're wearing gloves to protect your hands, but not a mask to protect your lungs?". "Well I use my hands for everything".
There’s a lot of heat around PvO’s recent legal actions and the online “badinage” re boats etc. I’m not a lawyer, so I won’t wade into the legal aspect (which people have covered).
What I am qualified to say is that the spectacle of the Foundation Chair of Journalism at UWA/
In 1974, I wandered onto the Bruce Highway in Townsville. This bloke slammed on the anchors and stopped me from being a very short-term occurrence. Every time I see him the story is more dramatic but also, this bloke saved my life when I was two. Thanks, Ace.
While I have a lot of respect for people on the team behind Victoria’s digital driver’s licence, if you think I’m holding an unlocked phone in my hand during an interaction with law enforcement you’re out of your damned mind.
availing themselves of Australia’s draconian defamation laws — laws that journalists themselves cower from because of their capriciousness — is wholly unedifying and shameful to journalism itself.
If anyone in the Australian pack has twigged to this weird/
So the guy who privatised Telstra thinks we should have a state-owned nuclear power generation asset, and the guy who fucked up the NBN rollout thinks the government is great at building capital-intensive infrastructure.
And the thing is that now the voice in my head that has been saying “Matt Canavan is a character played by Matthew Canavan to fill a wingnut-shaped hole on Afternoon Briefing in order to keep ABC funding from being cut” is screaming at me “see I fucken told you something stinks”.
The emerging commentariat narrative that “Morrison was the reason the Liberals lost” is subterfuge.
It’s being promulgated by powers that want people to think the Liberals are the natural party of government, and that without Morrison, things would be in their natural order.
This is some 5-dimensional chess from Morrison because if he sends Djokovic to Christmas Island it would be hard not to vote for him I have to be honest.
@PatsKarvelas
It’s absolutely worth discussing. What often causes rancour is when the press reports on issues in reference mostly to how it affects members of the press.
@noplaceforsheep
I think an interesting thing would be to work out when the ADF Ceremonial Manual changed its rules to require saluting the Prime Minister, which was once a very big no-no.
For many,
@DaveMilbo
has been the voice saying the things we wanted to say, the things we wanted people to hear, and expressing them like our collective harnessed howl.
Thanks, Dave. May you never need to pay for a beer in this town again.
On a more serious note, you can only spend $368bn on submarines after you’ve spent a generation systematically dismantling the humanities and forced everyone who should have studied history to do economics and business instead.
The main thing I’m really mad about is that as I am 50 I won’t be alive when the submarines we don’t need don’t arrive in time for the conflict that isn’t coming.
The "dud boyfriend" narrative is incredibly infantilising and I cannot believe it is seriously being posited by people who are able to vote, serve on juries, become members of parliament, or handle objects that have ends that are pointy.
When you are a totally normal dude with a reality-based grasp of statistical likelihood of harm and you are absolutely going to raise well-adjusted humans.
I mean, you have two dudes who just love suing people. LOVE IT. And they haven't sued Shanks for the particular videos and releases of material. There's a story in that ALONE.
I am a dumb person, but is there anything stopping the State government from creating a new type of property title that prohibited anything other than use by owner-occupiers?
Bridget Archer is like one of those Catholics who says “yeah I wish the Church didn’t keep covering up sexual abuse all the time” and everyone says “oooh brave” as she turns right back around to take communion at St Rockspiders.
Everything about this guy makes you think he would have been a Liberal but he got lost on campus and wandered into the wrong meeting during O Week and has been too embarrassed to admit his mistake ever since.
Meanwhile,
@Mon4Kooyong
has an open door and friendly volunteers on the street. They offered me some information and when I said “I’m sorry but I’m not from this electorate”, they smaller and said “Enjoy the election!”
@_brittanyv
@looks_last
There was a John Oliver bit about this exact idea earlier this year and he made the point that nobody in that show went “oh well”.
I too, think about this a great deal.
Scott Morrison won’t see your mean mental health tweets, but your friends with mental health struggles will and they’ll be fine with it because they know he’s an awful human.
@vanOnselenP
And I can say this with the benefit of the experience of being educated at a school that lofted both Greg Hunt and Tim Wilson to parliament.
Frankly, you could replace 90% of what most people require from a pharmacist with a vending machine where you feed in your script and it drops your meds into the chute while a recorded voice drones “Have you had this medication before?”
Don’t feel bad for this teacher. Xavier’s state of the art heated dunk-tank was funded with the multi-million dollar windfall that private schools got from Jobkeeper money they both didn’t need or really technically qualify for.
Terrific to join the Xavier College family at the Maytime Fair. Plenty of good stalls ahead of Mother’s Day.
But a particular highlight was dunking one of the teachers.
Everything about the Pharmacy Guild’s argument is crazy-making to me. Imagine eggs were only sold in cartons of 6, 12-egg cartons were proposed, and retailers got on tv and cried because now they’d only get paid for half as many eggs.
That’s how dumb this is.
This is so preternaturally stupid. When the question is “why should you be re-elected?”, answering “family” makes about as much sense as answering “truck”.
@RonniSalt
@PatsKarvelas
I’m an RMIT Journalism alum and have watched amused over the years as my former classmates have written op eds each time they have become the first person in the world to ever be affected by something.
As long as I can remember, governments have been saying we will build high speed rail from Melbourne to Sydney.
We can’t lay 1000 km of railroad track in 40 years, but all of a sudden we’re spinning up nuclear reactors in a decade? Sure.