Eva Victor @evavictor Twitter profile

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remember when kavanaugh was like “look at my planner see it doesn’t say rape on it” and everyone was like “he’s right it doesn’t”

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me when i def did not murder my husband

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we cannot claim an LGBTQ+ victory if we do not acknowledge that in the same week two Black trans women were murdered

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me explaining to my boyfriend why we’re going on a sex strike:

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you are either following the bachelor or the caucus but either way you are watching a pete get attention he does not deserve

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me explaining to my boyfriend why equal pay makes actually no sense AT ALL !!

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me running into someone and it going really really well

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why I (me) am also endorsing Joe Biden

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kids are scary because they say things like “you look weird” and they’re ultimately right

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a democrat in office right now

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me when my hair is straight

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if my kid is straight i will be like i still love you

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it is interesting to me that Bernie is the only presidential candidate who hasn’t been accused of sexual assault but apparently this is not interesting to anyone else so never mind

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your straight friend when you come out

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depression is like ok only 7 hours til bedtime

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nypd is driving into protestors who are behind a fucking barricade. running people over is a crime and these officers should be charged and convicted. nypd is violent and racist and should not exist.

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me discussing astrology with a few of my closest girlfriends

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being mean is like ok congratulations you have what it takes to be in 7th grade

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me after being away from my cat for literally 2 hours

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happy anniversary to me not murdering my husband ..

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i am not emotionally available enough to go on a date but i would like to eat a yummy meal with someone and talk the whole time, drink a little wine, go on a walk, make out on the street, sleepover wink wink, wake up as our two kids run in and scream “pancakes please!!”, etc

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the crazy thing about the virus is i have anxiety so i can’t tell if i am overreacting or you are underreacting

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every time i facetime it works perfectly w. @alyssalimp

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i don’t like when people make fun of people’s looks .. just be a grown-up and make fun of people’s personalities and opinions

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when i’m depressed i mostly say stuff like “hey i’m good how are you” and “haha totally”

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every college party in movies

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to me it makes sense to take away money from the people who murder people and give it to the people who don’t murder people

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it’s so important we compare women to other women because in the end, as we all know, there can only be one woman

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if u know u know ..

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i just learned the navarro daytona 2019 cheer it was actually pretty easy no offense

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me freaking killing it on a first date

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how to social distance (from an expert)

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me as the girl who slept with voldemort in college and feels weird about it now

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me portrait of a lady on fire-ing in quarantine alone

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men in power aren’t horrible cause they’re secretly gay they’re horrible because they’re horrible

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am i going to have a panic attack? too early to call

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me being a very good Democrat

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is it cool to text someone “did you like having sex with me” or

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me muellering in the office break room at lunch today

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so weird and random that lana del rey’s new album is about me specifically and the emotions i’m having specifically now in my life

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your black screens propagate the dangerous lie that silence is a viable option, no thank you

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i am the most feminist little woman (2019)

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me as bff in a romcom

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me when i’m so so good in bed

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how i expected my quarantine to go vs. how my quarantine is going

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me asking u out

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tonight my mom said “i figure you’ve probably had sex” and then we were both quiet for 6 seconds

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mom on campus tour

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me muellering at the coffee shop this morning

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i love* my** husband*** *am eating **a ***cracker

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so fun to sing toxic w hozier (this is by far the most not-okay thing i’ve done in quarantine)

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my love affair with my neighbors

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confessions of a girl in quarantine

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me trying to explain depression to someone who does not have it

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me, taylor swift, explaining my new video to my mom

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“oh wow i am so anxious today” i say every day until i die

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if you think i’m gonna stop social distancing after this is over think again bitch

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me explaining to my boyfriend why it’s sooooooooOoO important i have a big gun !!

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@jk_rowling it’s interesting how you’re able to be so wrong and offensive over and over and over again (but ultimately not that interesting)

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wow this guy is really good at apologizing

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here’s a wedding in case you’re missing one over the next months

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sometimes you have to pause in the middle of your set to get the shot and we did that and that’s just sometimes how it goes

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me when it’s hot outside

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me on the verge of a life-altering time-halting panic attack

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FEELING GREAT!

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gal gadot ..

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4th haim sister who got kicked out for doing too much

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i invited hozier over to a dinner party and things got weird

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what i’m worried my therapist is thinking

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me as another beautiful rich woman in monterey w a secret ;);)

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me explaining new year’s to an alien

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me explaining to my boyfriend why no usps is actually good

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breaking news

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me calling my therapist to ask her if she loves her new son more than me ??

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the crazy thing about being single is that instead of texting every single thought i have in a day to someone, now they just stay in there

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completely normal and makes sense that when Thor is a man he is Thor and when Thor is a woman she is Female Thor

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heyy ok this is Eva vs. Anxiety episode 2: making small talk in an elevator

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this is a person who is just like completely wrong

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so my iphone tried to kill me this morning by creating a short film of me one year ago in an aldo having a panic attack before a job interview because someone told me i should wear a heeled bootie and not my sneakers