Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking Twitter profile

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Nick Lehmann

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5 years

Just experienced LA to its fullest. A girl ate a habanero pepper and panicked and someone offered her a glass of milk and she paused mid freak out and goes “do you have almond milk?”

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Oh you love therapy? Name three good therapists in my area and what insurance they take

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Things I don’t miss about interning🙃

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What are some of you gonna do if the vaccine has cilantro in it?

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Here I am trying to become an influencer by filming paid content and my parents are always messing it up by fighting

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I wasn’t gonna drink tonight but maybe I’ll have five glasses of wine

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Susan Page: Vice President Pence, are you prepared to take over if Trump were to pass away? Pence: I like turtles

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Remember when Lady Gaga was like: Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah Roma-roma-ma Gaga, ooh la-la And we were like, definitely!

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Gay kid at a sleepover

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Don’t thumbs up my text just say you fucking hate me

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This is the most incredible clapback I've *ever* seen, give this actress from the Peloton ad an Academy Award

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@jakepaul I just screamed “be happy” in the mirror twelve times. Hasn’t worked yet but I’m going for thirteen!! Thanks for the tip

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Trump’s physician

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The news

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I’m GAY and I have a TWITTER

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White moms when the clock strikes midnight on November 1st

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Only thing I have to say about Easter was I came out to my Irish Catholic great aunt who was a nun and she told me she knew I was gay when I was a child cause we’d go to churches and I’d always be like “omg Jesus is so handsome” up on the cross 🙃

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Your friend has a SPECIAL message for you

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A story in four acts

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I knew everyone had COVID not when the news told me, but when I opened Instagram and everyone’s Close Friends green circle popped up at the top of my feed

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We can’t afford it???

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Here's how millennials have killed the Manhattan power lunch

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Best part of Valentine’s Day is people in relationships posting: “If you’re single, you are loved xo” As if I have a life-threatening disease and am near the light

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I. Am. So. Annoyed. With all of you 38 year olds ripping on Billie Eilish. Let the gal with insane talent live her life while you figure out how much pepper to put in the cute cacio e pepe recipe you’ve been excited about for 6 weeks

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😭😭😭I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS 😭😭😭

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NBC Buys Gay Father-Son Comedy From Writer Nick Lehmann & Matt Hubbard

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A gay man just ate salmon in a movie I’m watching with my family, and everyone turned to me and goes “you love salmon!!!!!!” Send help.

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“I’m socially liberal, but fiscally conservative”

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i love salad

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Kindergarten teacher comes to class after watching The Devil Wears Prada

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A reminder that if you're an adult coming for Greta, you're truly just terrified that you're three to seven times Greta's age and you have a million times less intelligence than she already does in the short time that she has been alive. You're also pathetic. Cheers!

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My self tape for Marriage Story

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Every person you sit next to in a coffee shop

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"Hey Nick, when did you know you were gay?"

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4 years

For anyone being productive during this time: Can you stop? I thought we all agreed we were gonna be sad

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4 years

Every conversation with my dog: dog: me: I would die for you dog: *walks away*

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5 years

My crush and I have this hilarious inside joke where I text him and he doesn’t respond lmao I just texted once more, and AGAIN...nothing from him! 😂😂😂 We’re hilarious, I can’t wait for us to get a dog (or just a drink or coffee, even)

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My Autotune Coming Out Story

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Carpool mom on first day of school after getting her license

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The friend who SWEARS they don’t want to do anything for their birthday

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Naya gave a lot of us the “fuck you, I’m not putting up with your unnecessary bullshit” attitude we needed when treated poorly by others. She did and will continue to do more than she ever thought she could for others. Sending so much love to her son and family.

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If Jack from Titanic had been gay

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Sending love to anyone stuck at home with someone who chews with their mouth open❤️

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The rest of the world right now

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Trying to make a guy jealous over FaceTime

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Ellen got me a little too good. REST IN PEACE, ME

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Jackson loves to scare his friend Nick. I love to scare Nick too. If you see Nick, you should probably scare him. @JacksonRickun @NickStopTalking

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Me rushing to open my dating apps the minute I touch down in a new city for the holidays

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Me kissing a girl for the first time

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My mom working overtime to remind me how single I am *this holiday season*

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I think I found “the one”

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My middle school English class poem: if I write the words like this I Get an A right? (I am gay, too - if that Help(s))

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4 years

Bumped into a pride angel aka @thelesliejordan We’re here to tell you to WEAR A MASK!

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5 years

How generations flirt: baby boomers: let's grab a milkshake, wendy gen x: meet me at the library at 3:45pm, don't be late millenial: u up? lmaoo gen z: tiktok duet future: ʍɛȶǟʟ ֆȶʀǟա

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Britney Spears was untouchable and then men did what men do and broke all the rules and got their hands all over her Moral of the story: I love Britney, I hate men

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I have so many inside jokes with myself. We are hilarious.

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How will I ever cure my anxiety now?!

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The Bogeyman Annoying A Gay Man

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Came out 10 years ago today. Celebrating the best I can

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I caved and finally went on a Facetime date

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My tweets! Are up in London! In the tube! Yes, I am the Queen now.

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All of us realizing “it” didn’t wear off in the new year/decade

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Had to find a new therapist cause our healthcare system is broken

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Watching the football game with dad. I said I’d “let #38 wreck me”. He’s so proud of me for paying attention. THIS is what the holidays are all about.

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I swear to god. If a straight man calls you “faggot” And you say “omg thank you so much” They disintegrate

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My therapist thinks I talk too loud so he asked me to do ASMR

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Can we get plastic straws back if we ban CVS receipts? Please. And don’t suggest cvs receipt straws

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I can’t wait to be the grandma in the chair in the corner at holiday events like “come say hi to me ya lil bitch”

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4 years

I used to write "happy birthday" instead of "happy birthday!!" to people on Facebook cause I thought the exclamation points gave away that I was gay

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4 years

Only Beyoncé would have no clue she just broke the record of tying for most Grammy’s of all time She’s like “oh, cute!” Anyway

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Pete Buttigieg is a La Croix

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You idiots got this idiot verified

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Extreme Makeover: Husband Edition

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Y’all need to start sending handwritten notes to your crushes to get them to like you. Burn them at the edges and dip them in tea like it’s a 5th grade project so they know you are RENAISSANCE. (I am single)

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As someone who pees incredibly often, my entire personality is standing up to go to the bathroom and saying “shocker!!” to my friends

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When straight men fight and get up close pointing in each other’s faces I’m like omg kiss!!! It’ll feel good, boys!!!

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Him: I think we should just be friends, there’s no world in which I see more for us than that Me: OKAYYY HE’S GIVING ME SUCH MIXED SIGNALS?!!???? He loves me 🥰 I love a fairytale ending 😍

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I jump when someone sneezes. This is the best birthday present in the world. Well done, @JacksonRickun

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For the past year, I’ve been filming myself scaring my best friend @NickStopTalking Today is Nick’s birthday and I’ve put all the clips together!

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Convincing my friends I met my husband after a first date

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Donald J. Trump

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Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

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Guys on dating apps: Moms love me 🤷🏻‍♂️ haha. Your mom is gonna love me. I’m gonna love your mom. Your mom and I are in love. We’re getting married.

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This LA COVID testing center could not be more LA if it tried (Yes, they have oat milk)

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Me knowing nothing about Baby Yoda watching you all tweet about Baby Yoda

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My dad thought my hook up was robbing us

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If only Gwen Stefani spelled something like "definitely" or "necessary" out in 'Hollaback Girl'

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For the longest time, I clicked the "remind me tomorrow" option on my homosexuality. Eventually clicked "download" and it was the ABSOLUTE BEST software update, gets even better every single day. And no bugs! Greatest decision I've ever made. #NationalComingOutDay

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Is three weeks into a relationship too soon to demand a proposal?

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A lot of you have been asking about my skincare routine so here goes: 1. Cry 2. Repeat

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A 2019 version of “Shit Girls Say To Gay Guys”

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Out of curiosity: like this tweet if Twitter brings you crippling anxiety but you also cannot stay off of it

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Me: hi, you never called with my results Doctor: we don't call when nothing is wrong Me: so, you're just not gonna call Doctor: no, you're totally healthy! Me: you should have at least texted Doctor: what? Me: forget it, I don't even know why I liked you

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Friend: What's your passcode? Me: Omg, I can't tell you. What's on my phone is private. *5 mins later* Me, on Twitter: Here's a screenshot of a dumb text I sent to my ex. I cried last night because I ate too much marinara. The thing that scares me most about the voices in my h

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Virgos In Therapy

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Gay kid gets stuck at an isolation sleepover

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Might fuck it up and get into a loving relationship that brings me joy and helps me grow into a better person cause I'm feeling cRaZy!

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Bouncer: You look like you're 16 Me: I'm 19, but I'm old for my age, I'm just born to be bad! Bouncer: Okay, you gotta go

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"U up?" I whisper to myself in the darkness of my bedroom before not responding

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My family really said “Merry Christmas, homosexual”

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Obsessed with someone in a happy relationship asking me how dating in COVID is going. Comes off as “you find that kidney transplant yet? You’re so cute, you must have by now!”

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Who the fuck decided to combine Sour Cream and Onion because THANK YOU, SWEETIE

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The reason I hate LA is cause the other day I called a guy “stupidly handsome” and he snapped at me and gave me a list of the reasons he wasn’t stupid. Please help

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Thrilled to be the *lucky* single sibling this Holiday Season ™

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