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i paid for twitter so I can insult people in long form

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@LxJefe
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3 months
@llddiiss @groyprjay Lmaooo you’re fighting for your life in these comments trying to out racist the racist but the racist don’t accept you. It’s so desperate but so funny
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@LxJefe
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1 year
@Mirandom88 Oppenheimer is 3 hours and he only budgeted 2 hours for it. Terrible planning. Ghost him
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@LxJefe
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4 months
@Frediculous Literally. I’m a lawyer and the boost I apply to lawyers, doctors and other professionals when dating is equivalent to the boost legacies get when applying to Harvard.
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@LxJefe
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2 months
@daily_romania @ControGorilla If France only played white guys they wouldn’t make it last the group stage
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@LxJefe
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9 months
@magdajtaylor @christophpaul_ That’s the primary reason for not having kids. What are they supposed to say? I hate childlike innocence or I don’t want my wife to get pregnancy fat?
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1 year
@ElonFan35759172 @MattWalshBlog Y’all spend a lot of time thinking about trans people. It’s a little weird
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9 months
@driaspears @shaTIRED Bro it’s their job lol your therapist, lawyer, doctor, hairdresser etc all care about money as well as doing their job well
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1 year
@TshegiMore @highchardanae Oh no, a woman has to work hard. The horror.
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1 year
@Liviobobo @Timcast Yeah you have no idea how any of this works. ESG isn’t someone that gives financing.
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7 months
@davidbr16654695 @WarClandestine Why did he invade Ukraine if he didn’t want war?
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1 year
@_AmethystMoon @PrinceHAK33M @FlowChi__ Lmaooo she was the one that started throwing punches. If anyone didn’t value people it was her
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@LxJefe
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1 year
@Avery_Cassell @JohnathanPerk Bro wants to affirmative action social dinners. For all we know they’re pregaming a Taylor swift concert, who cares
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@LxJefe
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8 months
@MissKilahMarie @thatboygud No way you cited urban dictionary as a source to try and make a point
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6 months
@PrincepImperato @shahman28 @eyeslasho If you spent this energy studying instead of worrying about black people with similar scores you’d get more than a 150 on the LSAT. Also a 3.9 gpa means nothing especially given your lsat.
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@LxJefe
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1 year
@orob @catcontentonly The us based companies could simply be better at their jobs.
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@LxJefe
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2 months
@BlondeBigot11 @Project_Buzzard You took a pic of a bunch of people enjoying a day at a public lake and complained about it because you think it’s YOUR lake….and you think THEY have main character syndrome? That’s wild
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@LxJefe
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1 year
@abarbyworld She has a job and makes millions of dollars and you out here diagnosing her with trauma and calling her a loser because she pays bills like an adult. Just because a woman doesn’t dream of marrying rich to stay stay home and be taken care of doesn’t make her “male identifying”
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@LxJefe
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10 months
@boooitsnia @EmpressLaina Gotta surrender your n-word pass too and your invite to the cookout. Not allowed in barbershops or Sally’s beauty supply either.
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el jefe
1 year
@unscriptedmike @krassenstein This doesn’t even make sense. Pence had every incentive to stand with Trump if there was evidence the election was rigged. He would have been vice president for a second term with a chance to run for president after. He basically killed his own political career just to stop
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@LxJefe
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1 year
@_RowdyPup_ @fayemikah All sex workers are presumably doing it to pay their bills. If she did it with someone else then gave the money to the landlord it wouldn’t make a difference.
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@LxJefe
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5 months
@ComradeDoyIe Lmao all you have is a revenge fantasy that you have no way of executing. “When white Christian nationalists take over and I assume my role as leader of New America, she’ll be going back” he types from his moms basement in Arkansas
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4 months
@ryanstephens @eyeslasho Wait why are the Indians savages for conquest but the whites are brave and curious ?
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8 months
@Cremedelaslim_ @d_la_reina Most people marry within their wealth/education level. The rich guy with the waitress wife is statistically an anomaly.
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1 year
@jameslyon206 @JonesOnTheNBA Agreed. Lamelo made no sense when you already had Poole. Wiseman was the right pick, he just sucks
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1 year
@monitoringbias No one is moving into the hood to “signal”. It’s young professionals who want to be in the “city” but are priced out of the desirables areas. They’re displacing low income renters because that’s how markets work when demand increases. Everyone who owns or rents a house is
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1 year
@xPMLx @DC_Draino Lmaooo he tried. They had a whole investigation and didn’t have anything worth charging. Also I love how y’all keep saying he “had the power to declassify” …but he didn’t declassify and no longer has that power so it’s a crime. LAW AND ORDER!
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@LxJefe
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9 months
@aliaboooeid @JPOSU @NBA_University SGA is averaging 30 on 54/37/93. His individual offense is super elite and you don’t have to waste a spot finding someone to cover for him
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8 months
@Oshhh_007 @supsteezy The point makes no sense. That’s how the economy works. Everytime you choose to live somewhere you increase the demand for rent, food etc and make it more expensive for everyone else. People can and should be free to move wherever they want provided they’re not doing anything
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11 months
@markbelmares @AlmostFree2022 @lporiginalg That’s the whole point of a tip. It’s optional. A mandatory gratuity isn’t a gratuity is just the price of the item/service.
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4 months
@Frediculous @JamesJett45 This is his only possible reply
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1 year
@JimmyTraficant @ElonFan35759172 @MattWalshBlog The person throwing it in your face is Matt Walsh 😂. If you don’t follow Dylan you literally never would have seen it. Y’all are tweeting about trans people back and forth all day then going “WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP THROWING IT IN MY FACE”. It’s hilarious. I guarantee you only
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4 months
@museo_ghosts @PrinceHAK33M @_veeeeeeeeeeeee The Toronto area code is 416 and 647. Drake wasn’t the first one to call it the 6. It’s been common slang in Toronto for a minute. Yall are talking about this like you know anything about Toronto.
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1 year
@BasedTorba @Chad_Kosciusko They’re asset managers that hold everyone’s 401ks plus manage money for wealthy investors. A storage facility doesn’t “own” the shit I put in my locker
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@LxJefe
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6 months
@7thfloor_SB @rachelrocco @chelseasomba Bro is advertising his business and she’s quote tweeting it being like “men are dangerous”. I get her logic and she’s free to go where she’s comfortable but that’s some wild hater energy. Imagine you post you became a doctor and someone quote tweets it like “I don’t feel
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@LxJefe
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6 months
@freddyfazblxnt @marsh_minnow You’d be alright too if someone randomly slapped you 5 times but they still shouldn’t do it
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@LxJefe
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9 months
@HumansPersonOh The BPP did lots of things that Beyoncé doesn’t do. She’s not a member, she’s not beholden to their entire ideology because she agreed with a certain part of it.
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9 months
@Ronaldjamespolk @Yamscasino This isn’t even true. People sound like the people they grew up around. Asians in LA sound like valley girls. Black people from the suburbs sound like “white”. Can’t just be making up facts to suit a narrative.
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el jefe
1 year
@tuugablam @TshegiMore @highchardanae I assure you, you do not know these people or the details of their every conversation.
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1 year
@Frediculous Bro said I am a scrub in the NBA but you are playing in Taiwan 😂😂😂
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@LxJefe
el jefe
6 months
@AmrAlsiyabi @fluxus2 I mean he says that everyone in Israel is complicit in settler colonialism but then joined the US military while acknowledging that the US is also a settler colonial state. By his logic he should have left the US but instead he joined its military.
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@LxJefe
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2 months
@BlondeBigot11 @Project_Buzzard If they’re there legally they have the same right to be there as you do. Im Canadian, didn’t ask to be surrounded by people like you but you’re still here
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@LxJefe
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1 year
@thesportverdict @Yikes_its_Marf @stillgray So you’ll use people preferred pronouns as in exchange for not calling you cis? Bc I think they’d take that deal
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@LxJefe
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5 months
@MusingsInSilico @TheEcho13 Men who want a woman that isn’t self sufficient and needs to rely on a man are generally not good people. Someone wanting to be with you because they like you is a lot more attractive than someone needing you
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@LxJefe
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2 years
@OGxJEEZY An Australian accent
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@LxJefe
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8 months
@Rach4Patriarchy @karmakazi__ You clearly don’t have enough to be satisfied since you spend all your time shitting on attractive women
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@LxJefe
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10 months
@senseiusaa @MonaWysiwyg @HoL_ism @ggreenwald @DickensonPete @bitter_a14915 @BillAckman There are a bunch of super smart people at Harvard who are white as snow. Your problem isn’t that you’re not a person of color, it’s that you’re mediocre. Try Everest College.
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@LxJefe
el jefe
11 months
@Ancient_Masc @lporiginalg Yeah the Russians and French are the very similar ideologically bc they’re the same ethnicity. You’re v smart
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@LxJefe
el jefe
1 year
@scrptddy @BettyKPIX I’ll respond to this in good faith. Assuming your premise is that people shouldn’t profit off basic needs, what about farmers that do the same thing? Invest in land, seeds etc do you have sympathy for them? The tenant is stealing from the landlord. Employers who do wage theft
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@LxJefe
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10 days
@TRHLofficial Everything changed. He is no longer running. He’s no longer campaigning for himself. The secret service aren’t his personal security.
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@LxJefe
el jefe
2 months
@WolfsheadOnline @contramordor You guys just like to hear yourselves talk. You know you’re never getting the 19th repealed you just like sounding like an edgy teenager on the internet because you have no power in real life.
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@LxJefe
el jefe
8 months
@kjthegreatone @jusstoptalking Lmaoo you playing this hilariously. They out here flattered and offended
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@LxJefe
el jefe
1 year
@BillMelugin_ @fridayjams @thcartwright So your own family couldn’t help him and you blame the government? Where is the personal responsibility?
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@LxJefe
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5 months
@msolurin It’s the Dave Chapelle “where is Ja Rule to make sense of 9/11 for me” skit everyday. Like why do I care about the Rocks political opinions? I need his expertise on lifting weights and looking good while bald not public policy.
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@LxJefe
el jefe
9 months
@Levi7hart @offtheraiIs They don’t wanna have kids for themselves. What’s weird is this tweet trying to dunk on a random couple for not having kids.
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@LxJefe
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11 months
@kunley_drukpa @JurrasicFart2 This is literally just a picture of a two people
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@LxJefe
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2 months
@ra_torrence @PluggZee They have to do all that whether I tip or not. The price of their labor is built into the bill. I don’t pay extra at footlocker for the people who bring me my size from the back lol
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@LxJefe
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1 month
@Christnangels77 @leoknyc777 @LauraLoomer @KamalaHarris @KamalaHQ She went to a historically black college and joined a black sorority all before she joined politics
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@LxJefe
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1 year
@jrseyhardy @_AmethystMoon @PrinceHAK33M @FlowChi__ She will lose. She went in with her friend, and her friend made it out. That’s conspiracy. Both of them are guilty of conspiracy to commit theft, she hit him when he tried to stop her from stealing which makes could make it robbery. She also hit him first so anything after that
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2 months
@VivaDRC243 @daily_romania @Mateusz530943 They are citizens of the Netherlands. It’s not based on ethnicity it’s based on nationality. It’s never been about race/ethnicity. It makes no sense to have someone playing for a country because their great great grandfather was born there. Plus many of these players are mixed.
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1 year
@TRHLofficial Espionage but you figured it out by reading his public LinkedIn profile. Because a super secret Chinese spy would put his real location and education on LinkedIn.
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@LxJefe
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11 months
@markbelmares @AlmostFree2022 @lporiginalg Yes and they’re allowed. That is not a problem. That’s like saying people will find any reason not to donate to charity so we should make it mandatory
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@LxJefe
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9 months
@KarazazuN @magdajtaylor The entire tax system already unfairly encourages families. Also if having kids was so unequivocally great you wouldn’t need the tax system to incentivize it
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6 months
@AmrAlsiyabi @fluxus2 Please tell me why my logic doesn’t stand up. He says no Israelis are legitimately innocent civilians because they live in a settler colonial state. He acknowledges that America is also a settler colonial state so he himself isn’t an innocent civilian. Furthermore he joined the
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1 year
@BadEmpanada @_venabme If you believe the lawyer part then they paid a lawyer to advise on her immigration status. If she was already in the country illegally when she was hired, UCSIS would deny her application and likely deport her. The optics of this are uncomfortable but you’re reading in the
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@LxJefe
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2 months
@conservative767 @swfl4liberty Obama was half white and raised by his white mom. The notion that he’s a black nationalist is hilarious. People were burning effigies of him and calling him a non American Muslim before he got elected
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1 year
@xolapeii @_RowdyPup_ @fayemikah She just has to pay rent like everyone else in the building does. Or go rent somewhere else. The dude is a creep but purely economically, she’s getting the better of the deal. She literally says she’s happy in the original post. If you believe that sex work is work, then this
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@LxJefe
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6 months
@HunchoGambles We got it …LFG 😤😤😤
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@LxJefe
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9 months
@PleaseGuardMike @Uzis4L @Inhindsighyt @JPOSU @NBA_University Lmao he even averages one blocks a game rn as a guard
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@LxJefe
el jefe
9 months
@TheZodiacHeir Some of y’all never saw this Dave Chapelle bit and it shows. Beyoncé is not an important figure in the Israeli Palestinian conflict. No one needs her opinion on it. She is not adding anything to the discourse. There’s hundreds of scholars and diplomats with extensive
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1 year
@TerryHo41125807 @Avery_Cassell @JohnathanPerk Most of the country is white. Most people live around people of all the same race/class. Friendship is based largely on shared experiences and interests. There are legitimate issues around historical segregation and it’s impacts but white people not having black friends isn’t
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@JimmyEnough @VivaDRC243 @daily_romania @Mateusz530943 Who cares. I support basketball teams without being 7 feet tall. Should the supporters and the teams have the same political beliefs? Be the same religion? Have the same hair color? Have the same level of education? Hobbies? You guys are so obsessed with race as the only
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@LxJefe
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2 years
@B3rn13B @zachxbt People need to stop saying this. Laws about fraud apply to crypto. It’s like saying someone who agreed to give you a bicycle for 100$ and doesn’t deliver is not liable bc Croatia doesn’t regulate bicycles
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8 months
@pearlythingz You’re unmarried and childless and your entire giving advice on relationships and parenting. What do you know about either topic? Your entire audience is incel men who also don’t find you attractive and now that that’s dying you’re trying to pull the white nationalists. Get a
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@LxJefe
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1 year
@AChutneyFerret @whstancil You live in England, the place that colonized half the world
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1 year
@monitoringbias @billionsmustliv @carsbigasbars The difference is one group is largely refugees and the other group is largely educated professionals immigrating for school and work.
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@LxJefe
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8 months
@PEACHYKEENCUTZ @JohnPaulOspina @panadayola @TsMadisonNews1 @BOOSIEOFFICIAL Whether something is natural or not is irrelevant. Lots of natural things are bad, lots of non natural things are good. You have the opinion you do because you find homosexuality more offensive than child r**e. That’s on you, just own it and don’t try and couch that terrible
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6 months
@KiaSpeaks @Iloveus77 I’m a Nigerian living in America and it’s definitely true that black Africans disproportionately displace black Americans. Immigrants always hurt low income people because they compete with them for jobs. Immigrants do help the broader economy because higher competition for jobs
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@LxJefe
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1 year
@averros271828 @iamyesyouareno So you can shoot someone after they beat your ass in a one on one fight that you consented to?
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@LxJefe
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7 months
@TazCoolin @ModestyQueen19 And I wish people would just say they’re lazy and wanna be provided for. It’s fine. You’re not special or feminine for not wanting to work and wanting to have everything given to you. All you’re doing is transferring the burden for your upkeep from yourself to another adult.
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@LxJefe
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7 months
@Lescambro @dallaskaydenn @SomePeculiar @SinajMm Attacking people who go after you and your husband is very valid. I’d be defensive, hostile and rude too if people were shit talking my marriage.
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@LxJefe
el jefe
11 months
@RedGlycon @MattB_M2M @GoodVibePolitik They’re separate issues. The people looting aren’t looting because of the acquittal, they’re being opportunistic. Both things can be wrong
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2 months
@stevenmarkryan @elonmusk If people cared they’d simply not reelect them. All these rules around reelection and term limits are dumb. Voters have a choice to not reelect incumbents they don’t like
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1 year
@s3thene @_manishkapoor @ZackBornstein How would spending money juice your stock better than buying it back? Stock buybacks are basically just giving your investors back some money. The investors are the owners of the company so they like it and it helps stock price.
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1 year
@lmartods @KathyYamaGucci No. Using charity for tax avoidance is dumb tax planning. There’s a ton of legal restrictions on how the board can use the tax money to the point where you’re largely better off just paying the inheritance tax if the goal is maxing $$. The trusts are what avoid the taxes, the
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1 year
@HCircusworld13 @TimPalm97194464 @PhilllipBottoms @VivekGRamaswamy Anyone who pays income taxes should be able to vote.
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11 months
@markbelmares @AlmostFree2022 @lporiginalg Somehow every other industry manages to survive without relying on my generosity to pay their employees. I still tip well everytime I got out but the people to blame here are restaurant owners who have found a clever way to underpay their workers. Countries in Europe and Asia
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4 months
@DonEMooreJr @ZaidJilani You should be because it’s not.
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7 months
@JerseyMike82 @RScottWilson @jemelehill 50% women and POC still leaves 50% of the slots for white guys and white guys make up less than 50% of the country. You’re still overrepresented. It’s gonna be okay
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5 months
@MemeMagician97 @kaschuta @bog_beef I’d happily trade incel happiness for women’s rights tbh
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el jefe
1 year
@jasonakinaka @thecurioushuman @dvassallo If your reason for having kids is to have someone to take care of you when you’re old then your just as selfish and you’re still providing for yourself.
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1 year
@superderby389 @science_gamer @EamusAndy @fuckyouiquit @percehp @The_LaborLawyer He’s wrong. It’s illegal to discriminate not illegal to ask. I’ve worked at law firms that ask. Companies have affinity groups and want to know their diversity stats (black, gay, veteran, etc). It’s not that serious nor is it illegal.
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4 months
@mainman112 @JaQuavion__ @Isim440895 @myfaultOG23 It’s funny because these are the same dudes saying they don’t wanna pay for everything but they don’t care if a woman has a degree and a career. Which one is it? Also notice how they associate women having careers to being stuck up but they don’t associate women being attractive
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6 months
@OrderOfMentats @GuntherEagleman @EndWokeness Does the first amendment apply to non citizens ? Can the cops arrest a tourist with no probable cause and detain them indefinitely? The constitution uses the word citizens several times. If the rights only applied to citizens it’d say so.
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el jefe
1 year
@HPbasketball He got beat by a 2 time MVP so he should switch positions? If Giannis drops 35 on the lakers is he gunna move to point ?
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el jefe
1 year
@Rocinante1997 So you can’t name one ?
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el jefe
1 year
@zachary_theiss @ZaidJilani You guys always stop reading there. Progressive approaches are critical of the nuclear family because it’s not communal enough. Other cultures have generations of people living in the same house. Asian/African/middle eastern all have extended families living under one roof.
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1 year
@GolfGuyJR @JimmyTraficant @ElonFan35759172 @MattWalshBlog I’m liberal af. The only reason I heard about this ad was from conservatives breathlessly tweeting about it
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1 year
@OfficialF3W @nubianbarbieeee Lol he’s allowed to release his own data. It’s his camera. She’s definitely the only one getting charged here. She tried to steal and then got angry when he didn’t let her.
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3 months
@MichaelEMcNeil @mkoivuka @RichardHanania Bosses shouldn’t be making sexual advances at their subordinates. I didn’t think this was a controversial take
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