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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

7 months

there has to be a downside to eating all these neutered seedless fruits

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

30 days

replacing ibuprofen with aspirin in the luteal phase is one of the few health short-cuts that work. Aspirin is often referred to as “plant based progesterone” for its ability to increase the activity of your progesterone receptors. Result? Tiddy to arm ratio.

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

4 months

NOT frying my brain with Bluetooth today

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

2 months

They convinced you to look away from the sun at all times. Don’t be afraid to heal your circadian rhythm this summer.

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

5 months

hello

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

3 months

I died and went to heaven

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

3 months

meow

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

4 months

I would rather decrease my lifespan by ten years than have to walk around afraid of the sun

⚡️ The Blue Light Diet ⚡️

@BlueLightDiet

4 months

“Longevity Expert” wears sunglasses and uses a UV and sunlight blocking umbrella to go get coffee…. Do you think this increases his longevity? @bryan_johnson

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

2 months

now I can like my own posts without feeling bad about it thx

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

3 months

Former 200m sprinter. I agree. 🐆

Jasper 🧃

@JaguarCadillac

3 months

PROOF of why you should sprint more This was my sophomore year of high school, a little skinnier than I am now, (15-20lbs) but infinitely more shredded Purely from sprinting, I did ZERO I mean zero weightlifting at this time Suboptimal sprinting, with subpar technique and I

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

7 months

the latter

sunny

@sillyapocalypse

7 months

do you have warm pretty brown eyes or unsettling void-like brown eyes

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

1 year

Imagine saying you experienced something that fully traumatized you to the point of getting nightmares, only to take back your accusation so you can keep your fake activism going... #Rammstein

Schertz Bergmann

@schertzbergmann

1 year

Presseerklärung zum Verfahren Till Lindemann gegen Shelby Lynn

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

2 months

Source? The echoes of light that lingered in my vision after gazing at the sun.

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

10 months

:/

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

4 months

few things make me mad except when I see girls wreck their thyroid with riced cauliflower, raw brussel sprouts and that Erewhon kale salad.

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

3 months

The most damaging form of self destruction is hope

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

3 months

are you even on health twitter if you don’t have an xxl jar of baking soda

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

29 days

@BasedBlondex I take 1/4 a 500mg tablet daily. I wish they didn’t ban baby aspirin where I live..

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

30 days

@raypeatfan I’m persian

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

5 months

@celestialbe1ng Not eating plant based or using excessive amounts of seasoning helps a lot :)

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

4 months

Rammstein, 1996, before beauty and worship of life were considered the main manifestations of fascism

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

3 months

@ProjectImpero If you have the time to be sipping milk all day in the Mediterranean you will be fine no matter your diet

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

4 months

low class behavior to bring your bubonic like cough to the train

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

4 months

wether it’s a high metabolic rate or ecstasy doesn’t matter. Still unforgettable.

Daniel

@growing_daniel

4 months

If you’re a physically warm guy then no woman will ever breakup with you no matter what

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

14 days

@Jhaeebaazcr7 Does the corn starch from the aspirin pill count?

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

11 months

🐚 can’t take the L

Shelby Lynn

@Shelbys69666

11 months

I encourage everyone affected to share their experiences with me via email: yourexperienceourjustice @gmail .com We hear you. We see you. We will fight. We won't give in. 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏿‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

9 months

because men are the aesthetic sex

Spiritual Incel

@Attractiveincel

9 months

women spend $2,500 on skincare meanwhile men look like this after 6 months in an afghan cave prison

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

10 months

four (4) different thickening agents. Not to mention the birth defect causing synthetic vitamin A that isn’t properly disclosed. Poison.

Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙

@AlpacaAurelius

10 months

Wait so you’re telling me this is legal but raw milk is illegal?

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

2 months

The common cavendish kind will go extinct soon enough just like the previous kinds, one of which used to taste like that artificial banana flavoring

anabology (cow/acc)

@anabology

2 months

Bananas are an abomination. They were previously inedible until we bred them for 10000 years to be “edible.” They are all sterile clones now rather than reproducing naturally. Bananas have so much serotonin that malignant tumors are misdiagnosed post-ingestion.

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

5 months

It’s the 8th of march so I’ll remind you that it’s progesterone and not estrogen that’s the female hormone

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

2 months

I think about this every day

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

6 months

@theTguyStoic women: why do I have gut issues? Also women: glyphosate sprayed grains, seeds, industrial sludge, calcivirus-outbreak-causing frozen berries and phytic acid containing peanuts for breakfast ✨✨✨

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

1 year

@ofclawssaved How can she be so indifferent to taking advantage of people’s empathy like this?

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

1 year

@whereisahab Lana Del Rey the persona died after honeymoon

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

11 months

@misscutiedoll shes right

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

11 months

@lto_de @JasperPrigge @fewizi Made her retract all accusations to give her the right to speak on behalf of anti abortionists who vote against gay marriage? Congratulations you’ve played yourself. Just say she took advantage of the left’s empathy and move on.

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

6 months

@intuitidbits Persians call our loved ones liver

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Melissa

@eisenm4ngel

9 months